I'm pissed that the other thread is not the official FFFC because I already said my semi-lame ones.
Ditto. But I'll say it again since I'm in the posting mood today:
1) my kid gets a paci at night and I'm too lazy to take it away.
2) If I got properly fitted for a bra, I'd be referred to the training bra section. However, I'm going to continue to rock my 34B bras because it makes me feel better.
3) oh, and I'm a registered Rebublican. But I'll vote for a Democrat if I think he/she has a better plan. The end.
here's another one. i have to take a poop but i just can tell right now that this isn't gonna be a work appropriate poop. i can feel it. so i'll just sit here and wait til it goes away, and then be pissed later that i didn't take my chance when i had it.
I am not going to have a birthday party for dd. My reasons are because she won't remember, and we can't afford it.
I didn't either but my reasoning is even worse. I do not know the names of any of the parents in my child's daycare. Which means we are in no way close enough to even go to each other's birthday parties. I think this is kind of sad and embarrassing.
here's another one. i have to take a poop but i just can tell right now that this isn't gonna be a work appropriate poop. i can feel it. so i'll just sit here and wait til it goes away, and then be pissed later that i didn't take my chance when i had it.
1. If not for pouches, DD would get very little green in her diet.
2.
She still has a paci - but only at bedtime or on long drives. I can't
believe I've let it go this long. It's my crutch more than hers.
3. I stumbled down the rabbit hole of fanfic from a show I used to love and it's 99% of the reason DH is getting any of late.
And since we're being political, I was a college freshman in 2000 and didn't vote. At the time, I thought I wanted Bush to win. I'm glad I didn't vote because I didn't know shiz.
Lily keeps requesting the same music videos on repeat, one of which is Justin Bieber's "Baby."
I admit it. That kid is freaking adorable.
We call Bruno Mars DD's "boyfriend" because she always watches his music videos when she has DH's iphone. And, she in fact sings outloud to to The Other Side while watching the video.
I'm just glad she isn't into the eminiem videos he has on there. yeah...probably time to start a parental lock on our phones due to her growing language skills...
Sometimes I wish I didn't have such a good Bump memory. There are posters that I really like but every time they post, all I can think of are certain things they've shared on here. Like eddy, who is super sweet and a fun poster--all I can think of when she posts is the bathing once a week thing. Sorry, eddy!
God, I can't do another day of dog posts. I look forward to pooping at work because its the only place I can get enough peace and quiet to really go. I have long since stopped caring if said poop is work appropriate. Don't you all wish you worked with me?
Agreed, but I really hate the walk of shame. Small office.
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here's another one. i have to take a poop but i just can tell right now that this isn't gonna be a work appropriate poop. i can feel it. so i'll just sit here and wait til it goes away, and then be pissed later that i didn't take my chance when i had it.
Flush as you go. It helps with the smell.
I was thinking the same thing.
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It blows my mind that people think we live in a democracy. Two words: Electoral College.
Yesterday I had someone attempt to school me on why my voting choice was wrong. I informed him that it didn't matter who I voted for in Texas because of the EC. I then had to explain to him what that was. Ugh, people.
ETA:the guy that tried to school me also told me that interracial marriage isn't biblical.
I don't think I will vote. I have voted in every election including mid terms since I turned 18. I have not kept up with local politics and I don't feel strongly about either presidential candidate. I think I will be exercising my right to abstain. Then again I may just vote for school board because the make up of my district's board angers me.
DS1 loves the Sesame Street songs app. The first time I played Andrea Bocelli singing a lullaby to Elmo (to his Con te Partiro tune) I said to DH, "Hey, that's the song that Will Ferrell sang at the fukking Catalina wine mixer!"
I didn't realize it was actually a really famous song before Stepbrothers.
I have DTD to "you and me baby aren't nothin but mammals". To this day it is still the best time ever!
For the record, I had gone to my boyfrien's house and as his roomates were leaving one of them said "oh, I made this mixed CD for you". It was like the 2nd or 3rd song in.
Dh owns his own plumbing company but for the last couple of years it's taken a big hit. He finally decided it's time to give it up and work for the union. He's so depressed and sad that he couldn't make it work. I of course feel for him but I'm bursting with relief on the inside. The thought of being secure and stable financially is a wonderful feeling. It will be nice to get taxes back instead of owing every year. I can't help but to be happy even though he's heartbroken.
1. I think Halloween is a stupid holiday.
2.nbsp; People who buy milk before a major Stormageddon are dummies.nbsp;
3.nbsp; Ethan Embry is hot.
4.nbsp; I still like JerkStore and Libby even if they're gotdam Republicans.
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My Mom watches both of my DDs. My DD (she is 4) started a preK class a few weeks ago, she goes twice a week in the mornings. She is there for a total of 6-8 hours a week. The first week she loved it but once she realized that it wasn't just playing on the play ground the entire time I think she didn't like it as much. Now she cries (a lot) during drop off. Once I leave she is okay so I try to make drop off as short as possible. We talked to her to make sure there isn't anything going on but she just says she wants to stay at her Nanas and she misses her Nana.
She is like me, I hate change and am very emotional.
However I decided to make a sticker chart and any day that she doesn't cry during drop off she gets a sticker on her chart. After she gets 4 stickers we will go to Sweet Frog (it's frozen yogurt). She seemed very excited about it. Afterwards I questioned whether it was a good idea to bribe/reward her for not crying but figured if it worked then so be it because we go to sweet frog every few weeks anyway.
Today was the first day she could have gotten a sticker. It didn't work. Total fail.
DS1 loves the Sesame Street songs app. The first time I played Andrea Bocelli singing a lullaby to Elmo (to his Con te Partiro tune) I said to DH, "Hey, that's the song that Will Ferrell sang at the fukking Catalina wine mixer!"
I didn't realize it was actually a
really famous song before
Stepbrothers.
2. People who buy milk before a major Stormageddon are dummies.
3. Ethan Embry is hot.
4. I still like JerkStore and Libby even if they're gotdam Republicans.
Awe. I'm so glad. I am more liberal than I used to be. A lot of that is due to hanging out here. I'm not very political in the first place. I was raised by conservative Christians. Now I'm an adult leaning more liberal Atheist. Whatever that means.
2. People who buy milk before a major Stormageddon are dummies.
3. Ethan Embry is hot.
4. I still like JerkStore and Libby even if they're gotdam Republicans.
I definitely agree with #2 (and #4 for that matter). I tried explaining to a coworker last year that if she was so worried about having milk she should by the canned or powdered kind, and she didn't understand why. Power outage + milk =/= a good thing.
You can freeze milk. If you keep the freezer shut, it will stay cold enough for a couple days if you lose power. It's not going to stink any worse than anything else at that point.
But yes, canned or powdered would be better in case of a long term outage.
But what's the point if you're going to freeze it? Will the country's supply of milk be gone after Stormageddon, never to return?
Is milk that much of a survival requirement that powdered won't do?
I don't get it.
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1. My mail carrier held my mail hostage because my grass got too long, despite the paved pathway he can walk up.
2. I might get my cat declawed. She walked up to DD who was sitting on the couch, and clawed her in the face for no reason. It was very uncharacteristic of her and MH has banished her to the garage. We're trying soft paws but so far they're not going over very well. I am sooo against declawing but I'm also against rehoming, and also against getting bitten while applying soft paws monthly, and also against her living in the freaking garage forever. Rock/hard place.
I belong to a FB page run by some cadets here at the Academy. Most of whom I advise on their majors, get in trouble academically, I also sit on the board that decides whether to kick them out when they do not pass their classes. A few days ago I went over all of my advisee's grades, they all failed the same test miserably. I went on said FB page, found a few posts from my advisee's about going out drinking, eating, and not studying for their exams the next day. I saw red. I printed out every single comment, post that each one of them made, and put in their files that I keep on them, and present to the board. I also made sure to respond to each and every post and told them to stop waisting the tax payers money, and get the hell out.
1. I have several 'friends' on FB, that I really should delete. However, their posts are so out there that I just can't seem to look away. There is one girl, in particular, who posts the most incoherent rants. It's like a train wreck. Example: "Can u say magic mike??? They r all my house n it shows I'm rt about the men working sign one doing it n 16 supervisoring yah me big fat errrrrr" - Really? What does that mean?
2 & 3. As I was watching Pretty Little Liars the other night (1st part of confession), I was reminded that I have always found Adam Lambert to be sorta hot.
I have absolutely no respect for someone who claims to be socially liberal but will vote for a Republican candidate right now citing that the President doesn't have much power over social issues. While I agree that that is true in the direct sense, there are two Supreme Court justices at retirement age, which means whoever is President for the next four years may very well be choosing two new justices. Given that many states are trying to get Roe overturned and gay marriage will likely not become legal in the US until it reaches SCOTUS, two conservative appointees in the next four years could set us back decades as far as human and civil rights are concerned. And if Romney is a first term president he'll need to nominate social conservatives if he has any hope of keeping his base happy to get a second term.
I'm going to turn my boss in the the state board & the DQAC (Dental Quality Assurance Committe). I am going to take him down hard. I've complained about him before, but I've learned some more details about his lack of bloodborn pathogen protocols & total endargerment of patients that he needs to be shut down & fined in a major way. People need not be subject to his substantially unethical treatment. In the next few weeks, I plan to take pictures & gather evidence against him. May God have mercy on his soul, because I sureasshit will not.
Also, this makes me sad & ill. Never in the 14+ years have I ever even thought sbout doing this to a person. Ever. The DQAC will ruin you. Forever. I know it's the right thing to do, so I will be pulling the trigger.
I'm going to turn my boss in the the state board & the DQAC (Dental Quality Assurance Committe). I am going to take him down hard. I've complained about him before, but I've learned some more details about his lack of bloodborn pathogen protocols & total endargerment of patients that he needs to be shut down & fined in a major way. People need not be subject to his substantially unethical treatment. In the next few weeks, I plan to take pictures & gather evidence against him. May God have mercy on his soul, because I sureasshit will not.
Also, this makes me sad & ill. Never in the 14+ years have I ever even thought sbout doing this to a person. Ever. The DQAC will ruin you. Forever. I know it's the right thing to do, so I will be pulling the trigger.
This is the best thing I've heard in a long time.
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Re: FFFC
I'm wearing my GOP hoodie today.
i thought that one was eddy making her own thread... i got all confused!
Ditto. But I'll say it again since I'm in the posting mood today:
1) my kid gets a paci at night and I'm too lazy to take it away.
2) If I got properly fitted for a bra, I'd be referred to the training bra section. However, I'm going to continue to rock my 34B bras because it makes me feel better.
3) oh, and I'm a registered Rebublican. But I'll vote for a Democrat if I think he/she has a better plan. The end.
I didn't either but my reasoning is even worse. I do not know the names of any of the parents in my child's daycare. Which means we are in no way close enough to even go to each other's birthday parties. I think this is kind of sad and embarrassing.
He is. And he's talented.
Go! You will make yourself sick!
K, here's my lame ones again:
1. If not for pouches, DD would get very little green in her diet.
2. She still has a paci - but only at bedtime or on long drives. I can't believe I've let it go this long. It's my crutch more than hers.
3. I stumbled down the rabbit hole of fanfic from a show I used to love and it's 99% of the reason DH is getting any of late.
And since we're being political, I was a college freshman in 2000 and didn't vote. At the time, I thought I wanted Bush to win. I'm glad I didn't vote because I didn't know shiz.
Sits on bench next to Jerkstore.
We call Bruno Mars DD's "boyfriend" because she always watches his music videos when she has DH's iphone. And, she in fact sings outloud to to The Other Side while watching the video.
I'm just glad she isn't into the eminiem videos he has on there. yeah...probably time to start a parental lock on our phones due to her growing language skills...
I was thinking the same thing.
Yesterday I had someone attempt to school me on why my voting choice was wrong. I informed him that it didn't matter who I voted for in Texas because of the EC. I then had to explain to him what that was. Ugh, people.
ETA:the guy that tried to school me also told me that interracial marriage isn't biblical.
I don't think I will vote. I have voted in every election including mid terms since I turned 18. I have not kept up with local politics and I don't feel strongly about either presidential candidate. I think I will be exercising my right to abstain. Then again I may just vote for school board because the make up of my district's board angers me.
1. I think Halloween is a stupid holiday.
2. People who buy milk before a major Stormageddon are dummies.
3. Ethan Embry is hot.
4. I still like JerkStore and Libby even if they're gotdam Republicans.
DS1 loves the Sesame Street songs app. The first time I played Andrea Bocelli singing a lullaby to Elmo (to his Con te Partiro tune) I said to DH, "Hey, that's the song that Will Ferrell sang at the fukking Catalina wine mixer!"
I didn't realize it was actually a really famous song before Stepbrothers.
I have DTD to "you and me baby aren't nothin but mammals". To this day it is still the best time ever!
For the record, I had gone to my boyfrien's house and as his roomates were leaving one of them said "oh, I made this mixed CD for you". It was like the 2nd or 3rd song in.
Is 3 flameful? I loved that guy.
My Mom watches both of my DDs. My DD (she is 4) started a preK class a few weeks ago, she goes twice a week in the mornings. She is there for a total of 6-8 hours a week. The first week she loved it but once she realized that it wasn't just playing on the play ground the entire time I think she didn't like it as much. Now she cries (a lot) during drop off. Once I leave she is okay so I try to make drop off as short as possible. We talked to her to make sure there isn't anything going on but she just says she wants to stay at her Nanas and she misses her Nana.
She is like me, I hate change and am very emotional.
However I decided to make a sticker chart and any day that she doesn't cry during drop off she gets a sticker on her chart. After she gets 4 stickers we will go to Sweet Frog (it's frozen yogurt). She seemed very excited about it. Afterwards I questioned whether it was a good idea to bribe/reward her for not crying but figured if it worked then so be it because we go to sweet frog every few weeks anyway.
Today was the first day she could have gotten a sticker. It didn't work. Total fail.
Awe. I'm so glad. I am more liberal than I used to be. A lot of that is due to hanging out here. I'm not very political in the first place. I was raised by conservative Christians. Now I'm an adult leaning more liberal Atheist. Whatever that means.
But what's the point if you're going to freeze it? Will the country's supply of milk be gone after Stormageddon, never to return?
Is milk that much of a survival requirement that powdered won't do?
I don't get it.
1. My mail carrier held my mail hostage because my grass got too long, despite the paved pathway he can walk up.
2. I might get my cat declawed. She walked up to DD who was sitting on the couch, and clawed her in the face for no reason. It was very uncharacteristic of her and MH has banished her to the garage. We're trying soft paws but so far they're not going over very well. I am sooo against declawing but I'm also against rehoming, and also against getting bitten while applying soft paws monthly, and also against her living in the freaking garage forever. Rock/hard place.
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1. I have several 'friends' on FB, that I really should delete. However, their posts are so out there that I just can't seem to look away. There is one girl, in particular, who posts the most incoherent rants. It's like a train wreck. Example: "Can u say magic mike??? They r all my house n it shows I'm rt about the men working sign one doing it n 16 supervisoring yah me big fat errrrrr" - Really? What does that mean?
2 & 3. As I was watching Pretty Little Liars the other night (1st part of confession), I was reminded that I have always found Adam Lambert to be sorta hot.
I'm going to turn my boss in the the state board & the DQAC (Dental Quality Assurance Committe). I am going to take him down hard. I've complained about him before, but I've learned some more details about his lack of bloodborn pathogen protocols & total endargerment of patients that he needs to be shut down & fined in a major way. People need not be subject to his substantially unethical treatment. In the next few weeks, I plan to take pictures & gather evidence against him. May God have mercy on his soul, because I sureasshit will not.
Also, this makes me sad & ill. Never in the 14+ years have I ever even thought sbout doing this to a person. Ever. The DQAC will ruin you. Forever. I know it's the right thing to do, so I will be pulling the trigger.
This is the best thing I've heard in a long time.