TMI - Tuesday

miss50 · July 2012

Ill start since I have been waiting since Sunday ....

We have a one bathroom house. I awoke at 2:40 having to go-right-now! Well, DH was in there doing his gotta-go-right-now beer poops so I opened the back door and went in the backyard.

Tucked myself back in bed and no one knew the difference.

Ok...ya'lls turn!

freeatlast2014 · July 2012

I don't know if I can follow Miss50!! LOL

I have 2 but I'll go with the less gross one: yesterday I was getting ready after my shower. I was doing my hair naked and then realized I had some little droplets on my ankles. Yeah, that wasn't from my shower! I quickly threw on my granny panties and a panty liner! No more naked time.

miss50 · July 2012

Let me specify....i only had to pee.....DH was doing much worse things in the bathroom!

Sorry to gross you out so early in the morning!

JessAndTrav · July 2012

LeSpoofle:
anitalynn:
miss50:

Ill start since I have been waiting since Sunday ....

We have a one bathroom house. I awoke at 2:40 having to go-right-now! Well, DH was in there doing his gotta-go-right-now beer poops so I opened the back door and went in the backyard.

Tucked myself back in bed and no one knew the difference.

Ok...ya'lls turn!

This is a joke, right? If not - I'm really fcuking disgusted. That's beyond nasty.

Please tell me that you did not poop in your backyard.

I didn't comprehend it this way, but now I get why Anita was disgusted. Thankfully, OP has since clarified that she didn't poop outside.

MeatballEsq · July 2012

I now know why I normally avoid this thread. Why did I choose to come lurk today??

pinkness09 · July 2012

I can totally relate to the needing to pee soo bad you do whatever's neccesary! it was the middle of the night - I say pee away!!

Mine would be DD has a massive runny nose and when at the store w no Kleenex I used her shirt to wipe her nose . No worries I changed her as soon as we got home!

miss50 · July 2012

Consider my territory marked!

What ladies?....no mucus plug dissection this week?

asween02 · July 2012

My heart just sank when I saw this post - I totally thought today was Wednesday =(

PenelopePond · July 2012

My nipples stick out all the time. I hate it, and yet I still wear the thin sports bra/bralette things all the time. My nipples never stuck out before being pregnant.

ETA: Also, I'm having continuous pink cervical mucus. Everyday. I'm not worried about it. I just wish it would stop.

tma1685 · July 2012

My daughter noticed I had leaked through my shirt yesterday morning. She asked what I got on me and I lied to her and told her that my water bottled leaked a little. I didn't feel like explaining all of that right then to a very curious 8year old.

Pokedot · July 2012

I'm not sure if this is considered TMI but 2 mornings in a row now I've farted as I've woken up and LO has been startled...my whole belly moved both days. At first I thought it was a coincidence but then it happened again this morning...yup LO was a bit stunned! I thought it was a bit hilarious!

tinyhumantoe · July 2012

I'm waiting for lilbit's sex TMI. Right Hug

thebanich · July 2012

tinyhumantoe:
I'm waiting for lilbit's sex TMI.

me too!

Daje12112 · July 2012

Might not be as entertaining as lilbit's sex TMI, but last night DH and I were having sex, and fall out occurred. Instead of regrouping and continuing on, he just kept going without realizing what happened and now I have a small tear on the left side of my labia. Stings like nothing else and is driving me crazy. I just hope it heals up before my next OB appointment next Monday, as I really don't feel like explaining that one to my doctor.

linzeek44 · July 2012

schiggins:
tinyhumantoe:
I'm waiting for lilbit's sex TMI.

me too!

me three!

DFWIndian · July 2012

Daje12112:

Might not be as entertaining as lilbit's sex TMI, but last night DH and I were having sex, and fall out occurred. Instead of regrouping and continuing on, he just kept going without realizing what happened and now I have a small tear on the left side of my labia. Stings like nothing else and is driving me crazy. I just hope it heals up before my next OB appointment next Monday, as I really don't feel like explaining that one to my doctor.

OUCH!!

tinyhumantoe · July 2012

I don't have anything new, but here's an oldie. My first bf and I always used bc and condoms. I told college bf that we could forgo the condoms if we both got tested.

Fast forward to the first time w/o a condom. Um....I thought the ejaculate would stay up there in vaginaland forever. Well, it started to run out, and nobody likes to go to bed all wet and nasty. I shuffled to the bathroom, cleaned up with some TP and went to bed. Next morning we start fooling around again and he was fingering me. He said, "I think there's something in there." I was like...uh.....what??? He got all nervous and said, "it's really big, something is wrong." So I went into the bathroom. Hugeeeee wad of TP in there. Apparently I wasn't rico suave with cleaning up. Cool

Daje12112 · July 2012

Steph+J:
Daje12112:

Might not be as entertaining as lilbit's sex TMI, but last night DH and I were having sex, and fall out occurred. Instead of regrouping and continuing on, he just kept going without realizing what happened and now I have a small tear on the left side of my labia. Stings like nothing else and is driving me crazy. I just hope it heals up before my next OB appointment next Monday, as I really don't feel like explaining that one to my doctor.

I'm confused. He didn't realize he wasn't actually have sex with you? am I reading that right?

He didn't realize he fell out, he had a bit to drink last night before we started. I guess his aim was off trying to go back in! Next time I will tell him to keep one eye closed for better depth perception if he drinks before sex.

Daje12112 · July 2012

TheAnne:

Daje12112:

Might not be as entertaining as lilbit's sex TMI, but last night DH and I were having sex, and fall out occurred. Instead of regrouping and continuing on, he just kept going without realizing what happened and now I have a small tear on the left side of my labia. Stings like nothing else and is driving me crazy. I just hope it heals up before my next OB appointment next Monday, as I really don't feel like explaining that one to my doctor.

This made me LOL, thanks!

emasters · July 2012

I poo every morning as soon as I wake up. Ever since one of the OBs at my office called in a refill prescription for my prenatals I have had the smelliest poos, and the messiest clean ups. Last Friday my hand slipped while I was wiping, and...let's just say I had to wash my thumb at least three times...I was so disgusted!

emasters · July 2012

emasters:

I poo every morning as soon as I wake up. Ever since one of the OBs at my office called in a different brand prescription for my prenatals I have had the smelliest poos, and the messiest clean ups. Last Friday my hand slipped while I was wiping, and...let's just say I had to wash my thumb at least three times...I was so disgusted!

Should have mentioned they were a different brand!

LauraJB313 · July 2012

Looking at my pillow in the mornings, I have suddenly started to drool worse than my dog. I'm lazy enough that I wipe what I can off and just turn the pillow over.

Not really TMI worthy, but my toes look like I dipped them in a vat of nail polish. Apparently I have passed the point of being able to reach around my belly and the thought of trying to do it again to take the polish off seems like too much effort.

Jumpin4joy · July 2012

We were reading the Your Pregnancy Week by Week book and it explained about incontinence and my SO asked me if I had that issue. I do of course...so I was explaining to him about the TMI thread.

Now everytime I am indelicate in any way he says, "Uh oh, TMI Tuesday." Indifferent

And last night in our Prepared Birth class the nurse explained how all women poo during labor and that they are really quick and clean it so fast that nobody notices.

My SO on the way home said, "do they clean it so fast we don't smell it either?" I told him if he wants to be in there, he better get used to some serious TMI Tuesday!

INmommy871278 · July 2012

Daje12112:

Might not be as entertaining as lilbit's sex TMI, but last night DH and I were having sex, and fall out occurred. Instead of regrouping and continuing on, he just kept going without realizing what happened and now I have a small tear on the left side of my labia. Stings like nothing else and is driving me crazy. I just hope it heals up before my next OB appointment next Monday, as I really don't feel like explaining that one to my doctor.

Hate when that happens; I always make DH stop if he doesn't realize it and get back in or stop altogether. He usually chooses that first one lol! And from my experience you should be healed by Monday

BillyMollyEmmy · July 2012

I smell worse than a teenage boy who hasn't showered for days and I feel like Fat Bastard. haha

LILBIT1221 · July 2012

Sorry I'm late y'all. I was at the Dr being told that I will officially be...an Aug Mom. *cries*

Anyhoo, after reading Yogi's confession yesterday, I feel better about sharing mine today. Sunday I decided to approach DH for a nooner. About half way through I had this feeling building up inside of me. It was strange. Next thing I knew, I hit orgasm and my body did some junk that I thought only happened in movies. I totally "squirted" all over DH. It was the most intense thing I have ever had happen, but I was so totally embarrassed. It was a hot mess, to say the least.

LILBIT1221 · July 2012

TheAnne:
LILBIT1221:

Sorry I'm late y'all. I was at the Dr being told that I will officially be...an Aug Mom. *cries*

Anyhoo, after reading Yogi's confession yesterday, I feel better about sharing mine today. Sunday I decided to approach DH for a nooner. About half way through I had this feeling building up inside of me. It was strange. Next thing I knew, I hit orgasm and my body did some junk that I thought only happened in movies. I totally "squirted" all over DH. It was the most intense thing I have ever had happen, but I was so totally embarrassed. It was a hot mess, to say the least.

First of all, boo to august! Cross your legs until Sep1!

Second, PLEASE give me some pointers on the sexing. It is so uncomfortable that I can't even begin to think about orgasms. We have tried a few positions and I just feel like I am getting punch in the gut. On my own with the vibrator is no problem (you're welcome for that.)

I was on my back with my legs hanging off the bed and he was standing in front of me. Something about the postition was all WHOA. Other than that, we just do him behind me in a spooning position. (Talk about TMI) I love me some vibrator time. LOVE IT.

LILBIT1221 · July 2012

BillyMollyEmmy:
I smell worse than a teenage boy who hasn't showered for days and I feel like Fat Bastard. haha

MeatballEsq · July 2012

Steph+J:
haha LB, that is not that embarrassing. I don't think I've ever had it happen, but something tells me that H wouldn't be grossed out if it did. Stupid pornos.
I mean, I least you had sex AND o'd.

Agreed. My DH would feel like a porn star. Kudos to your husband LB Wink

Flamingemu · July 2012

Not as good as a sex confession, but my TMI Tuesday contribution is saliva. Seriously, I knew being created I was going to create more of it, but it is so much, I am choking on it when I go to swallow any drinks. I have choked on my water every day for the last week or so because I am swallowing too much saliva before I get any water. So gross.

LILBIT1221 · July 2012

tonir319:
Steph+J:

haha LB, that is not that embarrassing. I don't think I've ever had it happen, but something tells me that H wouldn't be grossed out if it did. Stupid pornos.

I mean, I least you had sex AND o'd.

Agreed. My DH would feel like a porn star. Kudos to your husband LB

DH & I have been together over 10 years, I have never been so embarrassed. But I wanna do it again. LOL

tinyhumantoe · July 2012

anitalynn:
Am I reading this correctly? People's husbands slip out and they don't realize that instead of penis surronded by nice warm, wet vagina, they have penis surrounded by......??? With the head hitting the outside of the labia? How can they not tell that something is different? And WHY would you not tell him!? Damn, if I am having sex, I want to enjoy it too!

You've never been going at it hard, and had him slip out, and he hits the side/misses the hole? Usually it hurts the guy, but it sounds like he rammed into her in a spot that caused a little tear. I don't think he kept pumping outside the vagina for an extended period of time.... I read it as a single thrust, maybe two at most?

tinyhumantoe · July 2012

LauraJB313:
Looking at my pillow in the mornings, I have suddenly started to drool worse than my dog. I'm lazy enough that I wipe what I can off and just turn the pillow over.
Not really TMI worthy, but my toes look like I dipped them in a vat of nail polish. Apparently I have passed the point of being able to reach around my belly and the thought of trying to do it again to take the polish off seems like too much effort.

I can't flip my pillow (leachco back n belly pillow... it's like a double snoogle). I now keep two dish towels by the bed and swap them out. I found pics of me sleeping/drooling on DH's phone... he might die.

LILBIT1221 · July 2012

tinyhumantoe:

anitalynn:
Am I reading this correctly? People's husbands slip out and they don't realize that instead of penis surronded by nice warm, wet vagina, they have penis surrounded by......??? With the head hitting the outside of the labia? How can they not tell that something is different? And WHY would you not tell him!? Damn, if I am having sex, I want to enjoy it too!

You've never been going at it hard, and had him slip out, and he hits the side/misses the hole? Usually it hurts the guy, but it sounds like he rammed into her in a spot that caused a little tear. I don't think he kept pumping outside the vagina for an extended period of time.... I read it as a single thrust, maybe two at most?

the "whoops" is the worst! It's much better when BOTH parties are drunk, then you don't notice the pain. LOL

Pokedot · July 2012

Daje12112:
Steph+J:
Daje12112:

Might not be as entertaining as lilbit's sex TMI, but last night DH and I were having sex, and fall out occurred. Instead of regrouping and continuing on, he just kept going without realizing what happened and now I have a small tear on the left side of my labia. Stings like nothing else and is driving me crazy. I just hope it heals up before my next OB appointment next Monday, as I really don't feel like explaining that one to my doctor.

I'm confused. He didn't realize he wasn't actually have sex with you? am I reading that right?

He didn't realize he fell out, he had a bit to drink last night before we started. I guess his aim was off trying to go back in! Next time I will tell him to keep one eye closed for better depth perception if he drinks before sex.

I won't have sex with DH if he's been drinking! Usually men tend to "2 pump chump" it but not DH. He can go on and on and on! Our wedding night, 2 hours...I was raw and didn't enjoy it...poor guy!

CMF63130 · July 2012

Is it TMI that my boyfriend would LOVE LOVE if this would happen during sex?! Imma have to try that position just for him!

jbBeans · July 2012

LILBIT1221:
tonir319:
Steph+J:

haha LB, that is not that embarrassing. I don't think I've ever had it happen, but something tells me that H wouldn't be grossed out if it did. Stupid pornos.

I mean, I least you had sex AND o'd.

Agreed. My DH would feel like a porn star. Kudos to your husband LB
DH & I have been together over 10 years, I have never been so embarrassed. But I wanna do it again. LOL

Exactly--embarrassment will wear off because your husband will think YOU are the porn star.

I have no sexy TMI. It's just hot and humid and I've got swamp crotch.

tinyhumantoe · July 2012

Pokedot:
Daje12112:
Steph+J:
Daje12112:

Might not be as entertaining as lilbit's sex TMI, but last night DH and I were having sex, and fall out occurred. Instead of regrouping and continuing on, he just kept going without realizing what happened and now I have a small tear on the left side of my labia. Stings like nothing else and is driving me crazy. I just hope it heals up before my next OB appointment next Monday, as I really don't feel like explaining that one to my doctor.

I'm confused. He didn't realize he wasn't actually have sex with you? am I reading that right?

He didn't realize he fell out, he had a bit to drink last night before we started. I guess his aim was off trying to go back in! Next time I will tell him to keep one eye closed for better depth perception if he drinks before sex.

I won't have sex with DH if he's been drinking! Usually men tend to "2 pump chump" it but not DH. He can go on and on and on! Our wedding night, 2 hours...I was raw and didn't enjoy it...poor guy!

I love love LOVE loathe drunk sex. It's the only time it lasts long enough for me! If he's drunk, sometimes I can actually get MY enjoyment out of it. Ha! Otherwise, the only way I have a chance is if we have sex 2 or 3 times in the same 24 hour period. I guess I'm not sensitive enough the first go-round?

LILBIT1221 · July 2012

tinyhumantoe:
Pokedot:
Daje12112:
Steph+J:
Daje12112:

Might not be as entertaining as lilbit's sex TMI, but last night DH and I were having sex, and fall out occurred. Instead of regrouping and continuing on, he just kept going without realizing what happened and now I have a small tear on the left side of my labia. Stings like nothing else and is driving me crazy. I just hope it heals up before my next OB appointment next Monday, as I really don't feel like explaining that one to my doctor.

I'm confused. He didn't realize he wasn't actually have sex with you? am I reading that right?

He didn't realize he fell out, he had a bit to drink last night before we started. I guess his aim was off trying to go back in! Next time I will tell him to keep one eye closed for better depth perception if he drinks before sex.

I won't have sex with DH if he's been drinking! Usually men tend to "2 pump chump" it but not DH. He can go on and on and on! Our wedding night, 2 hours...I was raw and didn't enjoy it...poor guy!

I love love LOVE loathe drunk sex. It's the only time it lasts long enough for me! If he's drunk, sometimes I can actually get MY enjoyment out of it. Ha! Otherwise, the only way I have a chance is if we have sex 2 or 3 times in the same 24 hour period. I guess I'm not sensitive enough the first go-round?

I'm usually not either, pregnant sex is totally different for me though. I used to also get worried that he would be offended if I "helped out a bit" in the clit department, but he thinks it's totally hot. Win/win. I get my "O" and he feels like the man.

jocymama · July 2012

Okay is it bad that all this sex talk is making me want to go home and jump on my husband? Embarrassed

And to clarify the conversations regarding glorious O's does it, not Dale's drunk husband slipping incident- Sorry Dale

jocymama · July 2012

Okay is it bad that all this sex talk is making me want to go home and jump on my husband? Embarrassed

And to clarify the conversations regarding glorious O's does it, not Dale's drunk husband slipping incident- Sorry Dale

ETA: I guess this also qualifies as my TMI Tuesday

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