TMI - Tuesday

Daje12112

anitalynn:

tinyhumantoe:

anitalynn:

Am I reading this correctly? People's husbands slip out and they don't realize that instead of penis surronded by nice warm, wet vagina, they have penis surrounded by......??? With the head hitting the outside of the labia? How can they not tell that something is different? And WHY would you not tell him!? Damn, if I am having sex, I want to enjoy it too!

You've never been going at it hard, and had him slip out, and he hits the side/misses the hole?  Usually it hurts the guy, but it sounds like he rammed into her in a spot that caused a little tear.  I don't think he kept pumping outside the vagina for an extended period of time.... I read it as a single thrust, maybe two at most?

It certainly doesn't read like it's just a single thrust or two. The PP's TMI confession:

Daje12112:

Might not be as entertaining as lilbit's sex TMI, but last night DH and I were having sex, and fall out occurred.  Instead of regrouping and continuing on, he just kept going without realizing what happened and now I have a small tear on the left side of my labia.  Stings like nothing else and is driving me crazy.  I just hope it heals up before my next OB appointment next Monday, as I really don't feel like explaining that one to my doctor.

Sure, I can see the penis slipping out and awkward and painfully thrusting into the wrong place - I think that has happened to everyone. But this sounds like he "just kept on going" in the wrong place since that's exactly what she wrote...

 

Sorry bout that, I didn't realize how unlcear that statement was.  I had intended to have it say that usually we stop for a minute and regroup, but instead he attempted to just thrust back in.  He didn't keep going on the outside, especially when I gasped in pain from it.  Hope that helps clear things up!

LILBIT1221

anitalynn:

Daje12112:

Sorry bout that, I didn't realize how unlcear that statement was.  I had intended to have it say that usually we stop for a minute and regroup, but instead he attempted to just thrust back in.  He didn't keep going on the outside, especially when I gasped in pain from it.  Hope that helps clear things up!

Don't apologize to me! I felt bad for your labia! Oww. 

LMAO, this could go down in Bump history.

"Oh yeah, well I feel sorry for your labia!"