DH and I had a 10 minute bang session this morning (yes, I used the term "bang") for the first time in like 4 months.
1.) Evidently, I grew a new hymen. Who knew!?!?
2.) I felt like I spent the weekend in a brothel.
3.) Even with a quickie, I couldn't walk well afterwards. My hips feel like they were pushed out of the sockets.
Note to yourself if you haven't done the deed in a while.
1.) Use loop. It is your friend!
2.) Wait until your lady bits actually want a visitor and not a moment before hand. Otherwise, your waddle will have a waddle.
::::thinks about getting a ice pack out of the frig::::
Re: And another Roxy TMI post.... (sex, baby!)
Roxy- just wanted to say I love your posts!
Not far enough a long to share in the misery yet, but nice to have a reminder of what is heading my way...