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What is something that is common knowledge at your work

but will surprise the rest of us?

I used to be a barista, and a lot of people were surprised to learn that for drip coffee, the dark roast actually has the least amount of caffeine. The light roast has the most. 

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Re: What is something that is common knowledge at your work

  • Getting a patent doesn't mean that the item/medication/whatnot getting the patent actually works.   It just means it hasn't been patented before. 

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    You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK.  Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.



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  • I used to work at Subway, years ago. The bread comes in foot long frozen sticks (wheat and white) and to make all their different breads, you just sprinkle a different topping on it.
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  • Credit Unions and banks are completely different animals and you'll get shanked for suggesting otherwise.

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  • jess60jess60 member

    You do not pay your bills to the accounts payable department.  Accounts payable pays the company's bills.  You send your bill payment to the accounts receivable department.  This may not surprise any of you intelligent ladies but none of our customers seem to grasp this concept.

    The seams on a home's siding are called butt joints.  Certain types of siding require these butt joints to be filled with caulk.  How my male coworkers sat through a meeting regarding this without cracking a smile is beyond my dirty little mind.


  •  I have always worked with the elderly. You would be amazed how many of the patients do not have family come and visit them.

    They just let them die alone or they come in and treat them like shiit, demanding things or money. And the 90 year old grandma or grandpa will just cry, because they haven't lost their mind they know that their children are douchebags!

     

    Oh and I worked at McDonalds when I was 15...I know what they do to those chicken nuggets. 

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    imagecannonsmommy:

     I have always worked with the elderly. You would be amazed how many of the patients do not have family come and visit them.

    They just let them die alone or they come in and treat them like shiit, demanding things or money. And the 90 year old grandma or grandpa will just cry, because they haven't lost their mind they know that their children are douchebags!

     

    Oh and I worked at McDonalds when I was 15...I know what they do to those chicken nuggets. 

    Out with it!


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    imagecannonsmommy:

     I have always worked with the elderly. You would be amazed how many of the patients do not have family come and visit them.

    They just let them die alone or they come in and treat them like shiit, demanding things or money. And the 90 year old grandma or grandpa will just cry, because they haven't lost their mind they know that their children are douchebags!

     

    Oh and I worked at McDonalds when I was 15...I know what they do to those chicken nuggets. 

    This is so true and so sad

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  • I was active duty Air Force for 8 years. Not all jobs are hard, not all jobs deploy, and not all jobs are 12-14hr shifts. Whit that said, there are jobs the public does not know about (I had one of them and it was awesome!).
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  • College athletics (in NC) receive zero money from the state.

    College tuition covers your cost of being at a public school for about 5 months. 

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    A government project is a lot of "hurry up and wait".
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  • Probably another no-brainer for people with common sense, but things people couldn't seem to grasp when they called:

    1) When you call 9-1-1 from a cell phone, we don't automatically know where you are. Many agencies have the ability to plot a general location, but sometimes it takes a minute or two. So when you're broken down on the freeway, try to pay attention to your surroundings and/or exit numbers and mile markers. When the dispatcher asks you what you see around you, telling them "bridges and trees" doesn't really help anyone. (These are real answers I've had more times than I care to admit. You'd be amazed by the stupid crap people say.)

    2) Dispatchers don't have crystal balls that can answer questions like "How much longer till the police get here?" or "What's taking them so long?"

     I can think of plenty more, but it gets pretty long winded.

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    Outback Steakhouse does not make that bread - it comes frozen from somewhere and we put it in a warmer thingy ( Iworked there in high school and college).

    As a follow-up to CG, getting a patent takes several years and costs tens of thousands of dollars - not to mention maintenance fees for keeping the patent alive after it issues. 


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  • Calico cats are always female (there is one very rare chromosomal exception). 

    Intact male dogs get really ugly big bum holes as they age. 

    There are very.few actual life threatening emergencies in veterinary medicine.  

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  • (journalist: former profession)

    Most times (not all times), lengthly feature articles in a major newspaper/magazine are not printed as the author orginially submitted it. So don't get mad at the writer.

    The articles get the crap edited out of them by editors. And sometimes thru the editing process, the article is slanted towards the way the magazine editors and advertisers want it to print.

    And this also goes for the topic of the article and the sources quoted within - many times the topic and sources are assigned to the writer by an editor, who many times is directed by the publisher. So, again, don't get mad at the WRITER for the subject of the article.

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    There are maps that exist that intentionally mislead people.  It's all done with shapes, color, and how the cartographer/designer places empahsis.

    Also, blue is the most preferred color by people/viewers when it comes to design.

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  • We have water law in the desert.
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  • I used to work at Sonic while I was in college.  Sonic really does make their onion rings by hand every single day.  I helped with onion ring prep on the early shifts.
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    Working for a talent agent is not like working for Jerry McGuire.

    Being an egg donor is not worth the money for what you have to go through (mentally and physically) 

    Now I'm curious what you do for a living that makes both of these common knowledge for you.
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  • imagecannonsmommy:

     I have always worked with the elderly. You would be amazed how many of the patients do not have family come and visit them.

    They just let them die alone or they come in and treat them like shiit, demanding things or money. And the 90 year old grandma or grandpa will just cry, because they haven't lost their mind they know that their children are douchebags!

    This is so freakin sad.  I will never understand how anyone can be so unfeeling.

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    When you buy property, you actually own your plot of land all the way down to the center of the earth and all the way up into the atmosphere. 

    Exception: You're asked to waive your rights to coal in PA.

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    That architects are NOT as glamorous or cool as movies and TV make them out to be.

    But, but....Mike Brady!!

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  • "No Child Left Behind" doesn't mean that schools "aren't allowed to fail kids". Although students rarely are held back any more (even when they fail classes), it's not because of NCLB.

    A "failing school" is sometimes on "the list" because one small sub group failed a portion of one test.

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  • imageAloe0l:

    There are maps that exist that intentionally mislead people.  It's all done with shapes, color, and how the cartographer/designer places empahsis.

    Also, blue is the most preferred color by people/viewers when it comes to design.

    Why?  I mean, what purpose does misleading people serve?

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  • High school students are both more awesome and more awful than you might think.  Teachers do not work just during the school year or only from 8-3.  (I used to teach high school English.)
  • imageTunaTown:

    imagemooshagirl:
    When you buy property, you actually own your plot of land all the way down to the center of the earth and all the way up into the atmosphere. 

    Exception: You're asked to waive your rights to coal in PA.

    This can happen in many cases where mineral/oil/etc. rights are severed.  Same with airspace.

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  • imageamys325:

    Working for a talent agent is not like working for Jerry McGuire.

    Being an egg donor is not worth the money for what you have to go through (mentally and physically) 

    I think this really depends on the person.  I was not an egg donor but I did do IVF to get pregnant with N and to be honest, I found the whole process completely fascinating and sort of fun.  It wasn't hard either emotionally or physically for me.  

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    imagegymnst1013:
    imageAloe0l:

    There are maps that exist that intentionally mislead people.  It's all done with shapes, color, and how the cartographer/designer places empahsis.

    Also, blue is the most preferred color by people/viewers when it comes to design.

    Why?  I mean, what purpose does misleading people serve?

    Modern day propaganda!

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  • If you are convicted of a felony or certain misdemeanors, you are barred from working for a broker dealer for 10 years.

    That's all I got.

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  • imageIrishCoffee7:
    imagegymnst1013:
    imageamys325:

    Working for a talent agent is not like working for Jerry McGuire.

    Being an egg donor is not worth the money for what you have to go through (mentally and physically) 

    I think this really depends on the person.  I was not an egg donor but I did do IVF to get pregnant with N and to be honest, I found the whole process completely fascinating and sort of fun.  It wasn't hard either emotionally or physically for me.  

    RIght but donating eggs is a really uncomfortable, lengthy process.  You get a few thousand dollars and know you have a bunch of kids out there technically, biologically.  It's nowhere near as simple as donating sperm.

    Also, you were working toward actually having a child.  A donor is just...donating.

    I had a friend do this a few years ago.  It sucked.

     

    No I get that.  And maybe it's because I did go through it with the goal of a child in mind, but I can honestly say I would do it in a heartbeat just to donate if I weren't so old.  I didn't think the process was super lengthy or uncomfortable or anything like that.  But I can certainly see how donating is not for everyone.

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  • Being a nurse is 95% paperwork and 5% patient care.
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  • imageamys325:
    imagegymnst1013:
    imageIrishCoffee7:
    imagegymnst1013:
    imageamys325:

    Working for a talent agent is not like working for Jerry McGuire.

    Being an egg donor is not worth the money for what you have to go through (mentally and physically) 

    I think this really depends on the person.  I was not an egg donor but I did do IVF to get pregnant with N and to be honest, I found the whole process completely fascinating and sort of fun.  It wasn't hard either emotionally or physically for me.  

    RIght but donating eggs is a really uncomfortable, lengthy process.  You get a few thousand dollars and know you have a bunch of kids out there technically, biologically.  It's nowhere near as simple as donating sperm.

    Also, you were working toward actually having a child.  A donor is just...donating.

    I had a friend do this a few years ago.  It sucked.

     

    No I get that.  And maybe it's because I did go through it with the goal of a child in mind, but I can honestly say I would do it in a heartbeat just to donate if I weren't so old.  I didn't think the process was super lengthy or uncomfortable or anything like that.  But I can certainly see how donating is not for everyone.

    I get where you are coming from, I just think that these agencies dangle money in front of college kids and they don't fully understand what they are getting themselves into. 

    I can definitely see that.

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    (from my H.S. job at Dunkin Donuts)

    The donuts aren't filled/iced/etc. when they get delivered to the store.  The store received racks upon racks of plain donut "shells" which one or two employees then have to make into servable donuts.

    And there's a machine used that regulates how much cream/jelly/whatever gets put into the stuffed donuts. (I used to double it because otherwise you barely get anything...my donuts rocked)

    I worked at DD too in HS! Except it was so long ago that They actually made the donuts there in the store, and we used real eggs that you would have to cook in a pan. Ah, the good old days.

  • Aloe0lAloe0l member
    imageIrishCoffee7:
    imageAloe0l:
    imagegymnst1013:
    imageAloe0l:

    There are maps that exist that intentionally mislead people.  It's all done with shapes, color, and how the cartographer/designer places empahsis.

    Also, blue is the most preferred color by people/viewers when it comes to design.

    Why?  I mean, what purpose does misleading people serve?

    Modern day propaganda!

    Propoganda about what?

    Not disagreeing.  Just looking for an example.

     

    Mostly politics.  For instance: https://dwgthoughts.blogspot.com/2009/06/propaganda-map.html

    You could argue that this map was created to make it look like there were way WAY more republican voters, due to the immense amount of red.  But if you look at the actual data and take population density into account, it's not necessarily the case.  We all know that was a close election.

    Of course, I can't argue it's INTENTIONAL since, I don't know the source....but, you might see some differences between say, MSNBC political maps and Fox News maps.  ;)

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  • imageAloe0l:
    imageIrishCoffee7:
    imageAloe0l:
    imagegymnst1013:
    imageAloe0l:

    There are maps that exist that intentionally mislead people.  It's all done with shapes, color, and how the cartographer/designer places empahsis.

    Also, blue is the most preferred color by people/viewers when it comes to design.

    Why?  I mean, what purpose does misleading people serve?

    Modern day propaganda!

    Propoganda about what?

    Not disagreeing.  Just looking for an example.

     

    Mostly politics.  For instance: https://dwgthoughts.blogspot.com/2009/06/propaganda-map.html

    You could argue that this map was created to make it look like there were way WAY more republican voters, due to the immense amount of red.  But if you look at the actual data and take population density into account, it's not necessarily the case.  We all know that was a close election.

    Of course, I can't argue it's INTENTIONAL since, I don't know the source....but, you might see some differences between say, MSNBC political maps and Fox News maps.  ;)

    Oh I see.  I was thinking more along the lines of let's make this road lead somewhere it doesn't actually lead so the map user gets lost.  LOL


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    imageTunaTown:

    imagemooshagirl:
    When you buy property, you actually own your plot of land all the way down to the center of the earth and all the way up into the atmosphere. 

    Exception: You're asked to waive your rights to coal in PA.

    Yes, in Nevada you also do not own the mineral rights to your land, but you do own the land itself.  Kinda ruins that whole fantasy of striking it rich on gold/oil in your backyard.

    So if I went in my back yard and dug a giant hole and found gold, who would own it? 

  • You can shoplift from Gap in full view of employees as long as they are not managers or loss prevention people.  They are not allowed to openly confront you about it or follow you.

    If you're applying for a home loan mod, employees will pass your sob story letters around the office if they think you're full of sh*t.

  • You can not sell cases of beer below retail cost in certain counties. You can not advertise the sale of wine in dry counties, but you can show an image of a glass of wine and write about how wonderful it is.

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  • Not at my work but a friend.

    If you have pics of your tittties or sexy texts in your phone and you take iit into a store for repairs, chances are everyone that works there will have seen it by the time you come pick it back up.

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