2nd Trimester

WARNING: THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T CONSUME WHILE PREGNANT

In case you all missed the memo here are some things you should avoid while pregnant...

  • soft cheeses
  • hot dogs
  • sushi
  • soft serve ice cream
  • sperm
  • raw chicken
  • red meat
  • soda
  • coffee
  • tea

Am I missing anything? We wouldn't want anyone else to be surprised when trolling the internet.

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Re: WARNING: THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T CONSUME WHILE PREGNANT

  • Sperm?!? Last night my DH tied me up with some old ties and we had some fun. Should I call my OB or can I just fax in a diagram of all our positions to see if it was ok?
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  • Crap, i was going to serve raw chicken tonight for dinner. 
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  • Kaisa07Kaisa07 member
    Sperm?! Crying Why oh why???
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  • Smiling is also something you should avoid, as is any sense of humor.  Both are extremely difficult to handle while pregnant.

    Oh, and basically any fruits or vegetables that are raw, or grown outside, as they could also contain the awful listeria.


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  • Aloe0lAloe0l member

    Deli Meat!  Duh!

    And eggplant or pineapple....unless you're full term, cuz, you know, it might induce labor.

    ETA for spelling!

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  • Sperm. Haha
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  • imageallierhiana1:
    I'm sticking to eating toast only.  Just to be safe....
    better not put butter on that shiit!
  • Oh my! So needed that :)

    Sometimes the boards can get so negative and preachy - I thought it was real at first :) 

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  • imageallierhiana1:
    Wait, what about raw eggs?
    I think as long as you just chug them you are fine, just don't break the yolk.
  • imageTheAnne:

    my baby is totally going to have a tail...

     

    and NO lil, it's not from the sperm.  pervert.  well, maybe a little bit from that.

    mmm hmm. I know you had a milkshake last night.
  • imageAloe0l:

    Deli Meat!  Duh!

    And eggplant or pineapple....unless you're full term, cuz, you know, it might induce labor.

    ETA for spelling!

    *duh* how did I miss that? ha-ha
  • imageLILBIT1221:

    In case you all missed the memo here are some things you should avoid while pregnant...

    • soft cheeses
    • hot dogs
    • sushi
    • soft serve ice cream
    • sperm
    • raw chicken
    • red meat
    • soda
    • coffee
    • tea

    Am I missing anything? We wouldn't want anyone else to be surprised when trolling the internet.

    Damn. Off to find something else for dinner. 

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  • Artificial sweeteners (your baby may have 3 heads!!!!)

    Peanut Butter or Peanuts (your baby may go for realz into anaphyalactic shock in utero)

    Lasagne (b/c you know - there is totes ricotta cheese in there, yo!)

    Oh, and don't use your microwave for ANYTHING.

     

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  • lol, don't forget all fish, eggs and anything that grows in dirt

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  • Can you now start a thread of things you shouldn't DO while being pregnant ? Pretty pleaaaaaase!?!?!?!

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  • imagetonir319:
    imageLILBIT1221:

    In case you all missed the memo here are some things you should avoid while pregnant...

    • soft cheeses
    • hot dogs
    • sushi
    • soft serve ice cream
    • sperm
    • raw chicken
    • red meat
    • soda
    • coffee
    • tea

    Am I missing anything? We wouldn't want anyone else to be surprised when trolling the internet.

    Damn. Off to find something else for dinner. 

    I know... I guess I have to put away my Natural Harvest cook book for a while... darn

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  • IAM3BsIAM3Bs member

    Sprouts.. definitely sprouts.

     

    Also, you shouldn't watch things on TV like "Swamp People" or "My Strange Addiction"- the baby may come out just like them because they were exposed to it in utero.  You should only watch things like Harry Potter or the Avengers so they at least come out with magical super-human abilities.  Word.

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  • imageMegroons:
    Can you now start a thread of things you shouldn't DO while being pregnant ? Pretty pleaaaaaase!?!?!?!
    we will save that for tomorrow. I think we have enough going on here this afternoon. LOL
  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    Also mothballs.
    But, PICA though.
  • imageallierhiana1:
    Ok I know smoking cigarettes is bad... but what about chewing tobacco? No smoke involved!  WINNING!
    Tobacco, like sperm is fine as long as you remember to spit NOT swallow. YWIA
  • Sperm, raw egg and chicken is my fav. I'm doomed! 
  • imageLILBIT1221:
    imageallierhiana1:
    Ok I know smoking cigarettes is bad... but what about chewing tobacco? No smoke involved!  WINNING!
    Tobacco, like sperm is fine as long as you remember to spit NOT swallow. YWIA

    Wrong.  As I responded in the Deli meat thread smoking cigarettes suffocates the bacteria in the stomach. 

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  • my doctor said that tobacco is fine, but I should cut back on the booze. 

     

    ... and the crack.  

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  • What about Bacon?? I've heard that you're baby will have two heads if you eat one speck of bacon while pg....tisk tisk tisk ladies
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  • imageQuintonsMummah:
    What about Bacon?? I've heard that you're baby will have two heads if you eat one speck of bacon while pg....tisk tisk tisk ladies
    Dont you EVER talk about bacon like that again, do you hear me?
  • You forgot PEANUTS!
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  • oh geeze, i'm sure i've had all of those.... except  for sushi (sigh) and soft serve ice cream, (but that's cause my husband works for blue bell and we get the good stuff! haha)

     lets be real... i work at sbux and the key to eating pregnant is moderation. i know my mom wasn't obsessive with her diet and none of my siblings had two heads....

  • imageLeSpoofle:
    Can I still have me my strawberry flavored condoms? Nom, nom, nom.

    That pic in your siggy cracks me up!!

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  • I told him I would only swallow now I'm pregnant cuz I don't want my baby getting pregnant too! Now I'm worried cuz I red this post!
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  • Actually...on a not-very-serious-serious note...

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10706945 

    "The present study shows that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia"  :) Haha.

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  • imageLILBIT1221:
    imageallierhiana1:
    Ok I know smoking cigarettes is bad... but what about chewing tobacco? No smoke involved!  WINNING!
    Tobacco, like sperm is fine as long as you remember to spit NOT swallow. YWIA

    Spitters are quitters. Stick out tongue

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    imagebadkitty2012:
    I told him I would only swallow now I'm pregnant cuz I don't want my baby getting pregnant too! Now I'm worried cuz I red this post!

    Swallowing before could cause a baby in your throat, but now it could cause a baby in the baby's throat! bad news man... bad news!

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  • imagelupineaura:

    Actually...on a not-very-serious-serious note...

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10706945 

    "The present study shows that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia"  :) Haha.

    Crap, that really, almost, made me want to put a damper on some of our "fun". I guess the next time I'm not feeling in the mood I could always use this with DH?  Unfortunately he'll just remind me that I'm not much of a swallower.   BTW - This thread is ridiculously funny!!!

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    imagelupineaura:

    Actually...on a not-very-serious-serious note...

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10706945 

    "The present study shows that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia"  :) Haha.

    Crap, that really, almost, made me want to put a damper on some of our "fun". I guess the next time I'm not feeling in the mood I could always use this with DH?  Unfortunately he'll just remind me that I'm not much of a swallower.   BTW - This thread is ridiculously funny!!!

    Nono, the whole point of the article is that swallowing is GOOD for you! It reduces your risk of pre-e! So don't decrease your fun, and you're SOL for an excuse ;-) 

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  • Thank you for the edu-ma-cation! I just don't know WHAT I'd do without it!
  • imagelupineaura:
    imagebadkitty2012:
    imagelupineaura:

    Actually...on a not-very-serious-serious note...

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10706945 

    "The present study shows that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia"  :) Haha.

    Crap, that really, almost, made me want to put a damper on some of our "fun". I guess the next time I'm not feeling in the mood I could always use this with DH?  Unfortunately he'll just remind me that I'm not much of a swallower.   BTW - This thread is ridiculously funny!!!

    Nono, the whole point of the article is that swallowing is GOOD for you! It reduces your risk of pre-e! So don't decrease your fun, and you're SOL for an excuse ;-) 

    LOL. I'm SOL fo sho now! Guess I should dust off the knee pads. Hehehe
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  • You forgot to say how if you happen to consume one of these things that all you have to do is post a "I decided to eat ________ and now I'm worried" post and all of your baby's extra appendages grown from eating _____ will go away.  

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  • I am not sure how any of us made it out of our mothers womb.  I am sure my mom ate all of those....well except maybe for the sperm and raw chicken...lol.Stick out tongue
  • You don't want anything that will make you sneeze either.  Because, you know, you might sneeze the baby out...
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