Gather round my children

insertclevername · April 2012

t watley:
CinemaGoddess:

This may be the greatest series of stories seen on TB since the cross-dressing crazy brother.

oh, memories!

That was crazy. Who was that Bumpie with all the family drama?

Manateearmz · April 2012

KJmashup:
Manateearmz:
cruelsound:
And then, Old Spaghetti Factory was enjoyed by none.
The end.
What is a world without pasta?!?!?
Fun fact: the Old Spaghetti Warehouse doesn't have olives. An "Italian" restaurant--without olives. WTMF.

Shut your hor mouth????

Do you know I once called out a bumpie for being an olive hater? Where is MomlovesEloise anyway? olives rule period.

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PenDun · April 2012

Manateearmz:
KJmashup:
Manateearmz:
cruelsound:

And then, Old Spaghetti Factory was enjoyed by none.

The end.

What is a world without pasta?!?!?

Fun fact: the Old Spaghetti Warehouse doesn't have olives. An "Italian" restaurant--without olives. WTMF.

Shut your hor mouth????

Do you know I once called out a bumpie for being an olive hater? Where is MomlovesEloise anyway? olives rule period.

OLIVE LOVERS UNITE.

KJmashup · April 2012

kirky05:
t watley:
Wow. Book 2 was even better than Book 1. I really hope this don't have a bulIshit Hunger Games ending.

ETA: lol @ me writing don't instead of doesn't. I'm leaving it.
I hope it don't either. ::spits tobaccy, drives away in muffer-less pick up truck::
I am DYING. Dying I tell you.

Okay, this whole thing right here? I LOL'd at it, for real.

HenHen25 · April 2012

SookieFrackhouse68:
I can't do olives.

::ducks flying wads of wet toilet paper::

I'm with you. Fuvcking gross.

Kitiara5512 · April 2012

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::bump buuuuurrrrp::

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::bump motorboat::

Kitiara5512 · April 2012

CinemaGoddess:

You can use frozen hamburger to make meat bullets and then kill your enemies and then the bugs and small woodland creatures will eat the meat leaving no trace of it when the authorities discover the body.

CSI taught me this.

Dude, they totally found moo cow enzymes and what not.

And H has requested that I ignore all doctor shenanigans online, please, before H's pecker falls off.

Manateearmz · April 2012

kirky05:
Olives taste best when you eat them off the ends of your fingers. FACT

High fives!

scoutkate · April 2012

OHMAHGAH, this is the greatest week I can remember on TB.

Each day brings newer and better delights.

PinkyFloyd73 · April 2012

kirky05:
Olives taste best when you eat them off the ends of your fingers. FACT

Wrong. Olives taste best when I throw them in the garbage without letting that foul ball of barfyness touch my mouth.

ames71 · April 2012

SookieFrackhouse68:
I can't do olives.

TWSS

CinemaGoddess · April 2012

Olive haters are going on the Post-it.

Just FYI.

Manateearmz · April 2012

PinkyFloyd73:
kirky05:
Olives taste best when you eat them off the ends of your fingers. FACT

Wrong. Olives taste best when I throw them in the garbage without letting that foul ball of barfyness touch my mouth.

I like you so I'm going to pretend THiS statement never happened.

marzipanbunny · April 2012

Holy cows, this is amazing. I love how it has a certain Star Wars flavor mixed with awesome and a dash of gin. Can't wait for the next book!

RayRay007 · April 2012

Oh man the last few days have been epic. I hate that I actually have had work to do at work. Stupid worky work.

KJmashup · April 2012

Yeah, but an "Italian" restaurant without olives, though.

It's like a Mexican restaurant without jalapenos.

Quesera · April 2012

**record scratch**

THIS POST IS NOT ABOUT OLIVES!!!

PinkyFloyd73 · April 2012

Manateearmz:
PinkyFloyd73:
kirky05:
Olives taste best when you eat them off the ends of your fingers. FACT

Wrong. Olives taste best when I throw them in the garbage without letting that foul ball of barfyness touch my mouth.
I like you so I'm going to pretend THiS statement never happened.

I'm poking the olive dragon because I need something to do while I wait for Book 3.

Yules · April 2012

PinkyFloyd73:
kirky05:
Olives taste best when you eat them off the ends of your fingers. FACT

Wrong. Olives taste best when I throw them in the garbage without letting that foul ball of barfyness touch my mouth.

So true. Olives are grody. Add me to the post it CG.

Other then that, I have no clue wtf is going on here for the past few days. I had to choose between my classroom discipline textbook and the lengthy fighting non-sense. I chose the former. Now I feel like its time to depart altogether. I know nothing of hunger games, game of thrones nor who is fighting and who's posting abortion photos.

...lost.

CinemaGoddess · April 2012

WON'T SOMEONE THINK ABOUT THE POOR DELICIOUS OLIVES?!!eleventy!!!OMG!!!!

JJsMom211 · April 2012

t watley:
You biitches keep posting and tricking me into thinking that the Trilogy has been completed. KNOCK IT OFF.

Don't worry, the book is not complete. There will be more!

Manateearmz · April 2012

kirky05:
I'm sending you all jars of olives for Christmas. Olive haterz, I'm sending you the ones with the pits still in them.

Dont suggest its because they'll choke on the pits. That'll get you banned. Maybe just a chipped tooth or the nuisance of removing the pits.

bam0219 · April 2012

With all these 2nd tri bumpies showing up, I have to ask, where is MolluskWrangler?

MelbaToast37 · April 2012

Manateearmz:
kirky05:
I'm sending you all jars of olives for Christmas. Olive haterz, I'm sending you the ones with the pits still in them.
Dont suggest its because they'll choke on the pits. That'll get you banned. Maybe just a chipped tooth or the nuisance of removing the pits.

That made me miss Kel pretty hardcore.

seahorse102410 · April 2012

I think those of you that hate olives haven't been soaking them in your martini long enough. They have to be in there for a good 3-4 minutes at least!

jandy09 · April 2012

seahorse102410:
I think those of you that hate olives haven't been soaking them in your martini long enough. They have to be in there for a good 3-4 minutes at least!

This! Especially if they are jalapeno stuffed.

insertclevername · April 2012

Unpossible:

This is the longest commercial break ever and why are all the commercials about olives?

Because olives are delicious and apparently important enough to have 2-3 pages devoted to them.

Manateearmz · April 2012

MelbaToast37:
Manateearmz:
kirky05:
I'm sending you all jars of olives for Christmas. Olive haterz, I'm sending you the ones with the pits still in them.
Dont suggest its because they'll choke on the pits. That'll get you banned. Maybe just a chipped tooth or the nuisance of removing the pits.
That made me miss Kel pretty hardcore.

I know! I feel like talking about her keeps her bump memory alive.

SecondTimeinMSU · April 2012

Awesome recap. I've missed seeing you around here as much lately. Keep the story coming!

CinemaGoddess · April 2012

cruelsound:

Fun facts.

I never finished the third book. After reading this thread, I now apparently have.

Olives taste like mother effing garbage.

Today is my mom's first day here helping and she will NOT SHUT UP. Between her telling me about some fat dude who thinks he is 2 years old ("what kind of 2 year old drinks out of a bottle? He should just be truthful and say he's one!") and the goings-on of Toddlers and Tiaras, it's taken me 15 minutes to type this.

True life.

Wait.

What?

MelbaToast37 · April 2012

cruelsound:
Fun facts.
I never finished the third book. After reading this thread, I now apparently have.
Olives taste like mother effing garbage.
Today is my mom's first day here helping and she will NOT SHUT UP. Between her telling me about some fat dude who thinks he is 2 years old ("what kind of 2 year old drinks out of a bottle? He should just be truthful and say he's one!") and the goings-on of Toddlers and Tiaras, it's taken me 15 minutes to type this.
True life.

1. The ending of the series was unworthy. Also, super abrupt and unsatisfying.

2. Olives are pretty nasty.

JJsMom211 · April 2012

cruelsound:

Fun facts.

I never finished the third book. After reading this thread, I now apparently have.

Olives taste like mother effing garbage.

Today is my mom's first day here helping and she will NOT SHUT UP. Between her telling me about some fat dude who thinks he is 2 years old ("what kind of 2 year old drinks out of a bottle? He should just be truthful and say he's one!") and the goings-on of Toddlers and Tiaras, it's taken me 15 minutes to type this.

True life.

I saw that! It was on Taboo, I think. He also sleeps in a giant crib and lives with some lady who takes care of him.

And I have not read any of the HG. I plan on starting after the next bambino is born September. The only time I have to read is before I go to bed and reading at night makes me sleepy.

CinemaGoddess · April 2012

lolyshit.

write2nicole · April 2012

CinemaGoddess:
cruelsound:

Fun facts.

I never finished the third book. After reading this thread, I now apparently have.

Olives taste like mother effing garbage.

Today is my mom's first day here helping and she will NOT SHUT UP. Between her telling me about some fat dude who thinks he is 2 years old ("what kind of 2 year old drinks out of a bottle? He should just be truthful and say he's one!") and the goings-on of Toddlers and Tiaras, it's taken me 15 minutes to type this.

True life.

Wait.

What?

I'm loving that your mom's major concern is the inaccuracy regarding child development. "Truthful"?!

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