you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 11 lbs, 14 oz and have black hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
ETA: The Dad
The Neighbor Kid
Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .
Darn it! It said I'm not preggers! I've been feeling crampy and really b*tchy and even tho it's day 3 of AF I was really thinking I was preggo and it was just implantation spotting ::sadface::
Darn it! It said I'm not preggers! I've been feeling crampy and really b*tchy and even tho it's day 3 of AF I was really thinking I was preggo and it was just implantation spotting ::sadface::
I haven't even O'd yet, and I am preggers every.single.time. MULTIPLES, y'all!
The only Easter Bunny I can get behind. Maxwell Joseph 4/09 Lucy Violet 10/12
Our results are 100% guaranteed. Please note we only guarantee that you'll get a result, not that the results will be accurate.
Haha.. nice. I was wondering how a website could give a 100% guarantee without a disclaimer. I was looking forward to getting all you girls involved in a class action suit so we could make some $$$$$$$$$$
*TW* Losses Mentioned 9.6.12 - Crazy J entered the world 4.30.14 - Sweet Angel Micah John lost to T18 at 7 months pregnant 2.8.16 Miscarriage at 6 weeks 4.30.16 BFP *stick baby stick*
Well at least if those babies won't have the looks they will be smart or talented!
True dat, but now I have to start coming up with youneek names. Prince and blanket are taken. What about Tzar or pillow?
I too am having a baby Jacko. Pick a name for me too, babe.
Well, the first round of Jacko spawn were Prince, Paris, and Blanket. We already have a Tzar and Pillow, so we need a city name too. So, how about Istanbul?
The only Easter Bunny I can get behind. Maxwell Joseph 4/09 Lucy Violet 10/12
Bwahahahahaha!! It said that I was "with child" and that it was a girl and that Arnold Schwarzenegger is the father. Underneath his pic it said "Don't feel bad. You were wearing a dress and sometimes that's all it takes. Could have happened to anyone." Bwahahahahahah!
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I'm having a 8 lb 10 oz baby girl with red hair and grey eyes (hmmm the last time I did this it was red hair and grey eyes). The father is Pee Wee Herman! That is so creepy. We just got back from best buy and they had seasons of Pee Wee's Playhouse and I was just telling DH that Pee Wee Herman has always freaked me out. I have always thought he was creepy even when I was little.
DH (32): SA is ok, slightly low morph, normal SCSA Me (32): Slightly low progesterone, hostile CM, carrier for CF, Moderately high NKC, High TNFa, heterozyogous mutated Factor XIII, and +APA
October 2012-May 2014: 4 failed IUIs, 3 failed IVFs, and 1 failed FETw/donor embryos
November 2014: IVF w/ICSI #4 Agonist/Antagonist with EPP and Prednisone, Baby Aspirin, Lovenox, and IVIG for immune issues. Converted to freeze all due to lining issues. 2 blasts frozen on day 6!
January 2015: FET #2 Cancelled due to lining issues
Owww owww owww! It said I will be having a 15 lb 15 oz baby girl! A 16 lb girl?! I must be birthing out a toddler.
And the baby daddy is.....
Whoah! Give us a moment to get used to the idea of you and Pee Wee Herman in bed, then schedule us for some electro-shock therapy to help erase the mental image.
CD2 yet according to this mess, I'm totally KU and will have a 12 lbs, 9 oz baby girl on Christmas that I made with Bill Clinton. We'll name her Cassie Laura Clinton....
That means I got KU by a douche bag that I've never met and still have a full blown period, I'll be pregnant for an entire year, & I'll get a HUGE baby and destroyed vagina for Christmas...YAY!
turns out I'm pregnant with a 15lb baby girl...baby daddy is Bill Clinton of course!
TTC since July 2011 BFP #1: 2/15/12-Ectopic/Mtx at 6 wks
BFP #2: 10/12/12-m/c at 5 wks.
BFP #3: 8/27/13 Me: MTHFR, Low AMH (1.1), High NK cells and Antiphospholipid Antibodies.
DH:MFI-Low morph (1%), DNA fragmentation: Excellent!
5 rounds of clomid, 3 IUIs, and multiple non-medicated cycles- BFFN IVF with ICSI in August 2013 brought us our babies. ER-9R, 7M, 4F w/ICSI ET of 2-Grade 2 blasts.
+ HPT at 6dp5dt. #1 (8dp5dt)- 105 #2 (13dp5dt)- 510 #3 (15dp5dt)- 960 #4 (17dp5dt)- 1889 Dx shortened cervix, PTL, and preeclampsia during pregnancy. Lots of medications and 13 weeks of bedrest, babies were born healthy at 34w4d!
CD2 yet according to this mess, I'm totally KU and will have a 12 lbs, 9 oz baby girl on Christmas that I made with Bill Clinton. We'll name her Cassie Laura Clinton....
That means I got KU by a douche bag that I've never met and still have a full blown period, I'll be pregnant for an entire year, & I'll get a HUGE baby and destroyed vagina for Christmas...YAY!
Hey! Didnt know we were sharing a baby daddy!
TTC since July 2011 BFP #1: 2/15/12-Ectopic/Mtx at 6 wks
BFP #2: 10/12/12-m/c at 5 wks.
BFP #3: 8/27/13 Me: MTHFR, Low AMH (1.1), High NK cells and Antiphospholipid Antibodies.
DH:MFI-Low morph (1%), DNA fragmentation: Excellent!
5 rounds of clomid, 3 IUIs, and multiple non-medicated cycles- BFFN IVF with ICSI in August 2013 brought us our babies. ER-9R, 7M, 4F w/ICSI ET of 2-Grade 2 blasts.
+ HPT at 6dp5dt. #1 (8dp5dt)- 105 #2 (13dp5dt)- 510 #3 (15dp5dt)- 960 #4 (17dp5dt)- 1889 Dx shortened cervix, PTL, and preeclampsia during pregnancy. Lots of medications and 13 weeks of bedrest, babies were born healthy at 34w4d!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! I'm totally KTFU!!! Here are my results:
Areli, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look-
isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your
beautiful baby boy will weigh about 16 lbs, 14 oz and have brown hair
and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
The Daddy: Uh-oh, your dalliance with the mailman is catching up with you. How are
you going to explain this 'Special Delivery' to your hubby?
DAYUM! That's a big baby. And good thing DH has dark hair/dark eyes--I can totally pretend the baby is his.
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...you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't
she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful
baby girl will weigh about 13 lbs, 5 oz and have brown hair and blue
eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Looks like the daddy is the mailman bahahaha ...Uh-oh, your dalliance with the mailman is catching up with you. How are
you going to explain this 'Special Delivery' to your hubby?
Well at least if those babies won't have the looks they will be smart or talented!
True dat, but now I have to start coming up with youneek names. Prince and blanket are taken. What about Tzar or pillow?
I too am having a baby Jacko. Pick a name for me too, babe.
Well, the first round of Jacko spawn were Prince, Paris, and Blanket. We already have a Tzar and Pillow, so we need a city name too. So, how about Istanbul?
Not Constantinople?
Nope, I think Istanbul is prettier, don't you?
Although, we can call her Constantinople since, if you ask her to meet you in Constantinople, she'll be waiting for you in Istanbul.
The only Easter Bunny I can get behind. Maxwell Joseph 4/09 Lucy Violet 10/12
Kristy, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 10 lbs, 4 oz and have blonde hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
10lbs!!!!!! Hell no
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Kristy, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 10 lbs, 4 oz and have blonde hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
10lbs!!!!!! Hell no
10 lbs is nothing, you wimp! I'm having a 16.5 lb porker!
The only Easter Bunny I can get behind. Maxwell Joseph 4/09 Lucy Violet 10/12
Figures. I can't even get a BFP on this flarking thing. "Pregnancy Not Detected". Can't a girl get a moment of happiness?!?!
Started TTC 2/2009 Started fertility treatments 11/2010 Ovarian dysfunction, LPD, male factor 6 failed medicated IUI's Pregnant 5/2011 - Miscarriage at 6 weeks due to triploidy Decided to adopt - 6/2012 SURPRISE! Pregnant without intervention - 7/2012 Sweet Baby James Born 3/2013 Decided to be "One and Done"
....OR NOT. Pregnant 12/2018 despite birth control pills Here we go again... Due 8/26/19!
CD2 yet according to this mess, I'm totally KU and will have a 12 lbs, 9 oz baby girl on Christmas that I made with Bill Clinton. We'll name her Cassie Laura Clinton....
That means I got KU by a douche bag that I've never met and still have a full blown period, I'll be pregnant for an entire year, & I'll get a HUGE baby and destroyed vagina for Christmas...YAY!
Maybe if you fist your vag won't get as destroyed.
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Nice... I'm KTFU even though I am currently still having my period and I haven't had sex since before it started. Must be one of those pregnancy periods... or maybe my bleeding for the past 5 days was implantation bleeding.
Re: This Gem....
Hahah! I've seen this before. It is pretty funny
ETA: I think this link should be copied and pasted into the "ZOMG! Am I PREGGO!" threads
Chemical Pregnancy
you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 11 lbs, 14 oz and have black hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
ETA: The Dad
Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .
I'm having a 14 lb 4 oz baby girl thanks to Micheal Jackson, and a 16 lb 6 oz baby boy thanks to Janet Reno.
My ute and vag are aching at the thought of this! And secks with Janet Reno...
ETA: But zombie secks with Michael Jackson would be amazeballs!
The only Easter Bunny I can get behind.
Maxwell Joseph 4/09 Lucy Violet 10/12
And no "messy" sticks. Because using pee sticks are so messy and its a waste of time. Wow just wow.
I haven't even O'd yet, and I am preggers every.single.time. MULTIPLES, y'all!
The only Easter Bunny I can get behind.
Maxwell Joseph 4/09 Lucy Violet 10/12
::rubs hands together::
Excellent!
The only Easter Bunny I can get behind.
Maxwell Joseph 4/09 Lucy Violet 10/12
I took that one time! Told me I was pregnant! I should ask for my money back.
It wasn't a choice. I was accosted by zombie Jacko and the former Attorney General!
ETA: Spelling
The only Easter Bunny I can get behind.
Maxwell Joseph 4/09 Lucy Violet 10/12
Cycle 9: BFP 5-3-12:EDD 1-24-13 It's a girl! Born 12-27-12
True dat, but now I have to start coming up with youneek names. Prince and blanket are taken. What about Tzar or pillow?
The only Easter Bunny I can get behind.
Maxwell Joseph 4/09 Lucy Violet 10/12
Our guarantee
Our results are 100% guaranteed. Please note we only guarantee that you'll get a result, not that the results will be accurate.
Haha.. nice. I was wondering how a website could give a 100% guarantee without a disclaimer. I was looking forward to getting all you girls involved in a class action suit so we could make some $$$$$$$$$$
9.6.12 - Crazy J entered the world
4.30.14 - Sweet Angel Micah John lost to T18 at 7 months pregnant
2.8.16 Miscarriage at 6 weeks
4.30.16 BFP *stick baby stick*
Cycle 9: BFP 5-3-12:EDD 1-24-13 It's a girl! Born 12-27-12
Well, the first round of Jacko spawn were Prince, Paris, and Blanket. We already have a Tzar and Pillow, so we need a city name too. So, how about Istanbul?
The only Easter Bunny I can get behind.
Maxwell Joseph 4/09 Lucy Violet 10/12
CD 1 and I am also with child! Excellent
TTC #1 since August 2011
My Blog
September 2012: Start IF testing
DH (32): SA is ok, slightly low morph, normal SCSA Me (32): Slightly low progesterone, hostile CM, carrier for CF, Moderately high NKC, High TNFa, heterozyogous mutated Factor XIII, and +APA
October 2012-May 2014: 4 failed IUIs, 3 failed IVFs, and 1 failed FETw/donor embryos
November 2014: IVF w/ICSI #4 Agonist/Antagonist with EPP and Prednisone, Baby Aspirin, Lovenox, and IVIG for immune issues. Converted to freeze all due to lining issues. 2 blasts frozen on day 6!
January 2015: FET #2 Cancelled due to lining issues
April 2015: FET #2.1
PAIF/SAIF Welcome!
I'm having a girl! and Bill O'Reily is the baby daddy! lol
I agree with PP, this definitely needs to be posted with stupid "ZOMG, could I be KTFU?" posts.
Emilia Antoinette
10.03.12 at 41w5d
Lurking...
It said I am not pregnant. Do you think I tested too late??
Owww owww owww! It said I will be having a 15 lb 15 oz baby girl! A 16 lb girl?! I must be birthing out a toddler.
And the baby daddy is.....
Whoah! Give us a moment to get used to the idea of you and Pee Wee Herman in bed, then schedule us for some electro-shock therapy to help erase the mental image.
I had to come out of hiding again lol...
CD2 yet according to this mess, I'm totally KU and will have a 12 lbs, 9 oz baby girl on Christmas that I made with Bill Clinton. We'll name her Cassie Laura Clinton....
That means I got KU by a douche bag that I've never met and still have a full blown period, I'll be pregnant for an entire year, & I'll get a HUGE baby and destroyed vagina for Christmas...YAY!
TTC since July 2011
BFP #1: 2/15/12-Ectopic/Mtx at 6 wks
BFP #2: 10/12/12-m/c at 5 wks.
Me: MTHFR, Low AMH (1.1), High NK cells and Antiphospholipid Antibodies.
IVF with ICSI in August 2013 brought us our babies. ER-9R, 7M, 4F w/ICSI ET of 2-Grade 2 blasts.
Dx shortened cervix, PTL, and preeclampsia during pregnancy. Lots of medications and 13 weeks of bedrest, babies were born healthy at 34w4d!
Hey! Didnt know we were sharing a baby daddy!
TTC since July 2011
BFP #1: 2/15/12-Ectopic/Mtx at 6 wks
BFP #2: 10/12/12-m/c at 5 wks.
Me: MTHFR, Low AMH (1.1), High NK cells and Antiphospholipid Antibodies.
IVF with ICSI in August 2013 brought us our babies. ER-9R, 7M, 4F w/ICSI ET of 2-Grade 2 blasts.
Dx shortened cervix, PTL, and preeclampsia during pregnancy. Lots of medications and 13 weeks of bedrest, babies were born healthy at 34w4d!
Uh oh...maybe this is just a beer belly...
SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! I'm totally KTFU!!! Here are my results:
Areli, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 16 lbs, 14 oz and have brown hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
The Daddy: Uh-oh, your dalliance with the mailman is catching up with you. How are you going to explain this 'Special Delivery' to your hubby?
DAYUM! That's a big baby. And good thing DH has dark hair/dark eyes--I can totally pretend the baby is his.
...you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 13 lbs, 5 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Looks like the daddy is the mailman bahahaha
...Uh-oh, your dalliance with the mailman is catching up with you. How are you going to explain this 'Special Delivery' to your hubby?
I needed a good laugh today!!
Connor - 12/15/10 Abby - EDD 11/29/13
Nope, I think Istanbul is prettier, don't you?
Although, we can call her Constantinople since, if you ask her to meet you in Constantinople, she'll be waiting for you in Istanbul.
The only Easter Bunny I can get behind.
Maxwell Joseph 4/09 Lucy Violet 10/12
Sweet, it says I'm pregnant! It's a girl! Also 15 lbs 7 oz (holy crap!) with brown hair and grey eyes. The father is Janet Reno.
my currently-reading shelf:
lmao
Kristy, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 10 lbs, 4 oz and have blonde hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
10lbs!!!!!! Hell no
10 lbs is nothing, you wimp! I'm having a 16.5 lb porker!
The only Easter Bunny I can get behind.
Maxwell Joseph 4/09 Lucy Violet 10/12
Started fertility treatments 11/2010
Ovarian dysfunction, LPD, male factor
6 failed medicated IUI's
Pregnant 5/2011 - Miscarriage at 6 weeks due to triploidy
Decided to adopt - 6/2012
SURPRISE! Pregnant without intervention - 7/2012
Sweet Baby James Born 3/2013
Decided to be "One and Done"
....OR NOT.
Pregnant 12/2018 despite birth control pills
Here we go again...
Due 8/26/19!
Maybe if you fist your vag won't get as destroyed.
Tyler (10/29/08)
and Lily (4/21/13)