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  • Hahah! :) I've seen this before. It is pretty funny :)

    ETA: I think this link should be copied and pasted into the "ZOMG! Am I PREGGO!" threads :)


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  • you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 11 lbs, 14 oz and have black hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

     

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    Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .

  • I'm having a 14 lb 4 oz baby girl thanks to Micheal Jackson, and a 16 lb 6 oz baby boy thanks to Janet Reno.

    My ute and vag are aching at the thought of this! And secks with Janet Reno...Ick!

    ETA: But zombie secks with Michael Jackson would be amazeballs!

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  • And no "messy" sticks. Because using pee sticks are so messy and its a waste of time. Wow just wow.  

  • Darn it! It said I'm not preggers! I've been feeling crampy and really b*tchy and even tho it's day 3 of AF I was really thinking I was preggo and it was just implantation spotting ::sadface::

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    Darn it! It said I'm not preggers! I've been feeling crampy and really b*tchy and even tho it's day 3 of AF I was really thinking I was preggo and it was just implantation spotting ::sadface::

     I haven't even O'd yet, and I am preggers every.single.time. MULTIPLES, y'all!

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  • imagehappilyeverafterxo:

    Hahah! :) I've seen this before. It is pretty funny :)

    ETA: I think this link should be copied and pasted into the "ZOMG! Am I PREGGO!" threads :)

    ::rubs hands together::

    Excellent! Devil

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  • I took that one time! Told me I was pregnant! I should ask for my money back. 

     

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    I'm having a 14 lb 4 oz baby girl thanks to Micheal Jackson, and a 16 lb 6 oz baby boy thanks to Janet Reno.

    My ute and vag are aching at the thought of this! And secks with Janet Reno...Ick!

    ETA: But zombie secks with Michael Jackson would be amazeballs!

    Nemo if that is who you are choosing to get sexy with I am really starting to question your judgement!
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  • I'm pregnant too!! It will be a 14lb 13 oz baby boy courtesy of the..... MAILMAN!!!

     

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    imageKNemo:

    I'm having a 14 lb 4 oz baby girl thanks to Micheal Jackson, and a 16 lb 6 oz baby boy thanks to Janet Reno.

    My ute and vag are aching at the thought of this! And secks with Janet Reno...Ick!

    ETA: But zombie secks with Michael Jackson would be amazeballs!

    Nemo if that is who you are choosing to get sexy with I am really starting to question your judgement!

    It wasn't a choice. I was accosted by zombie Jacko and the former Attorney General!

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  • imageKNemo:
    imagetonir319:
    imageKNemo:

    I'm having a 14 lb 4 oz baby girl thanks to Micheal Jackson, and a 16 lb 6 oz baby boy thanks to Janet Reno.

    My ute and vag are aching at the thought of this! And secks with Janet Reno...Ick!

    ETA: But zombie secks with Michael Jackson would be amazeballs!

    Nemo if that is who you are choosing to get sexy with I am really starting to question your judgement!

    It wasn't a choice. I was accosted by zombie Jacko and the former Attorney General!

    ETA: Spelling

    Well at least if those babies won't have the looks they will be smart or talented!
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  • Dude! I brought down the catholic church...my baby daddy is the pope!
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    Well at least if those babies won't have the looks they will be smart or talented!

    True dat, but now I have to start coming up with youneek names. Prince and blanket are taken. What about Tzar or pillow? 

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    Haha.. nice. I was wondering how a website could give a 100% guarantee without a disclaimer. I was looking forward to getting all you girls involved in a class action suit so we could make some $$$$$$$$$$

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    Dude! I brought down the catholic church...my baby daddy is the pope!
    That is hysterical. I'm getting my oil changed right now so I'm bumping from my phone. I can't wait to try this
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  • It's pretty awesome...it will even let you get a "birth certificate!"
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    imageKNemo:

    imagetonir319:
    Well at least if those babies won't have the looks they will be smart or talented!

    True dat, but now I have to start coming up with youneek names. Prince and blanket are taken. What about Tzar or pillow? 

    I too am having a baby Jacko. Pick a name for me too, babe.

    Well, the first round of Jacko spawn were Prince, Paris, and Blanket. We already have a Tzar and Pillow, so we need a city name too. So, how about Istanbul?

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  • Bwahahahahaha!! It said that I was "with child" and that it was a girl and that Arnold Schwarzenegger is the father. Underneath his pic it said "Don't feel bad. You were wearing a dress and sometimes that's all it takes. Could have happened to anyone." Bwahahahahahah!
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  • CD 1 and I am also with child! Excellent :)

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  • Yes, I'm pregnant with a girl! Thanks Jesse Jackson!

  • I'm having a 8 lb 10 oz baby girl with red hair and grey eyes (hmmm the last time I did this it was red hair and grey eyes). The father is Pee Wee Herman! That is so creepy. We just got back from best buy and they had seasons of Pee Wee's Playhouse and I was just telling DH that Pee Wee Herman has always freaked me out. I have always thought he was creepy even when I was little.

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  • I'm having a girl! and Bill O'Reily is the baby daddy! lol

    I agree with PP, this definitely needs to be posted with stupid "ZOMG, could I be KTFU?" posts.

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  • Lurking...

    It said I am not pregnant.  Do you think I tested too late??

    Me and my Kiwi, both 38.  We struggled with RPL and were blessed with Micah.  I'm a full custody stepmom to Ethan!

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  • Owww owww owww! It said I will be having a 15 lb 15 oz baby girl! A 16 lb girl?! I must be birthing out a toddler.

    And the baby daddy is.....

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    Whoah! Give us a moment to get used to the idea of you and Pee Wee Herman in bed, then schedule us for some electro-shock therapy to help erase the mental image.

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  • I had to come out of hiding again lol...

    CD2 yet according to this mess, I'm totally KU and will have a 12 lbs, 9 oz baby girl on Christmas that I made with Bill Clinton. We'll name her Cassie Laura Clinton....

    That means I got KU by a douche bag that I've never met and still have a full blown period, I'll be pregnant for an entire year, & I'll get a HUGE baby and destroyed vagina for Christmas...YAY!

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  • turns out I'm pregnant with a 15lb baby girl...baby daddy is Bill Clinton of course!
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    I had to come out of hiding again lol...

    CD2 yet according to this mess, I'm totally KU and will have a 12 lbs, 9 oz baby girl on Christmas that I made with Bill Clinton. We'll name her Cassie Laura Clinton....

    That means I got KU by a douche bag that I've never met and still have a full blown period, I'll be pregnant for an entire year, & I'll get a HUGE baby and destroyed vagina for Christmas...YAY!

    Hey! Didnt know we were sharing a baby daddy! 

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    BFP #1: 2/15/12-Ectopic/Mtx at 6 wks

    BFP #2: 10/12/12-m/c at 5 wks. 
    BFP #3: 8/27/13
    Me: MTHFR, Low AMH (1.1), High NK cells and Antiphospholipid Antibodies.
    DH:MFI-Low morph (1%), DNA fragmentation: Excellent!
    5 rounds of clomid, 3 IUIs, and multiple non-medicated cycles- BFFN                                                      
    IVF with ICSI in August 2013 brought us our babies.  ER-9R, 7M, 4F w/ICSI  ET of 2-Grade 2 blasts. 
    + HPT at 6dp5dt. #1 (8dp5dt)- 105    #2 (13dp5dt)- 510  #3 (15dp5dt)- 960  #4 (17dp5dt)- 1889
    Dx shortened cervix, PTL, and preeclampsia during pregnancy.  Lots of medications and 13 weeks of bedrest, babies were born healthy at 34w4d!


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    Lurking...

    It said I am not pregnant.  Do you think I tested too late??

    LMAO.

    I think you better test again... Although, maybe your levels were too high for the remote computer to detect.  Wink

    Oh wait, maybe it's opposite day!  It tells you if you're pregnant if you're not and not pregnant if you are!

    Uh oh...maybe this is just a beer belly... 

    Me and my Kiwi, both 38.  We struggled with RPL and were blessed with Micah.  I'm a full custody stepmom to Ethan!

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  • SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! I'm totally KTFU!!! Here are my results:

    Areli, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 16 lbs, 14 oz and have brown hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! 

    The Daddy: Uh-oh, your dalliance with the mailman is catching up with you. How are you going to explain this 'Special Delivery' to your hubby?

    DAYUM! That's a big baby. And good thing DH has dark hair/dark eyes--I can totally pretend the baby is his. 

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  • Awesome.  I'm going to have a 16 lb. 3 oz baby boy with the Pope.
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  • ...you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 13 lbs, 5 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

    Looks like the daddy is the mailman bahahaha
    ...Uh-oh, your dalliance with the mailman is catching up with you. How are you going to explain this 'Special Delivery' to your hubby?

    I needed a good laugh today!!

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  • imageauroraloo:
    imageKNemo:
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    imageKNemo:

    imagetonir319:
    Well at least if those babies won't have the looks they will be smart or talented!

    True dat, but now I have to start coming up with youneek names. Prince and blanket are taken. What about Tzar or pillow? 

    I too am having a baby Jacko. Pick a name for me too, babe.

    Well, the first round of Jacko spawn were Prince, Paris, and Blanket. We already have a Tzar and Pillow, so we need a city name too. So, how about Istanbul?

    Not Constantinople?

    Nope, I think Istanbul is prettier, don't you?

    Although, we can call her Constantinople since, if you ask her to meet you in Constantinople, she'll be waiting for you in Istanbul. Wink

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  • Sweet, it says I'm pregnant! It's a girl! Also 15 lbs 7 oz (holy crap!) with brown hair and grey eyes. The father is Janet Reno.

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    Kristy, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 10 lbs, 4 oz and have blonde hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

    10lbs!!!!!!  Hell no

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    lmao

    Kristy, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 10 lbs, 4 oz and have blonde hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

    10lbs!!!!!!  Hell no

    10 lbs is nothing, you wimp! I'm having a 16.5 lb porker! 

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  • Figures. I can't even get a BFP on this flarking thing. "Pregnancy Not Detected". Can't a girl get a moment of happiness?!?!
    Started TTC 2/2009
    Started fertility treatments 11/2010
    Ovarian dysfunction, LPD, male factor
    6 failed medicated IUI's
    Pregnant 5/2011 - Miscarriage at 6 weeks due to triploidy
    Decided to adopt - 6/2012
    SURPRISE! Pregnant without intervention - 7/2012 
    Sweet Baby James Born 3/2013
    Decided to be "One and Done"

    ....OR NOT.
    Pregnant 12/2018 despite birth control pills
    Here we go again...
    Due 8/26/19!
  • imageCMSullivan326:

    I had to come out of hiding again lol...

    CD2 yet according to this mess, I'm totally KU and will have a 12 lbs, 9 oz baby girl on Christmas that I made with Bill Clinton. We'll name her Cassie Laura Clinton....

    That means I got KU by a douche bag that I've never met and still have a full blown period, I'll be pregnant for an entire year, & I'll get a HUGE baby and destroyed vagina for Christmas...YAY!

    Maybe if you fist your vag won't get as destroyed. 

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  • Nice... I'm KTFU even though I am currently still having my period and I haven't had sex since before it started.  Must be one of those pregnancy periods... or maybe my bleeding for the past 5 days was implantation bleeding.
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