Cute ideas to announce your preggers?

Re: Cute ideas to announce your preggers?

• staycee member

  November 2011

  half a brain.

  
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• blindvictory member

  November 2011

  mallory+kyle:

  Because I halfway took a pregnancy test.

  Guuuurl, did you not even read my post? I said you need to TRY HARDER. This lame attempt at stirring the pot is not going to cut it. Lemme guess, you posted this response in an attempt to get people to ask, "OH MY GOSH WUT, HOW CAN YOU HALFWAY TAKE A TEST?!?/111/1?!?"

  

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• SpartyMom2B member

  November 2011

  brookelynpaisley:

  *you're

   

  BP, you beat me to it  

  OP, you posted this same question on BOTB.  Do yourself a favor and go to baby-gaga.  That board sh!ts glitter.

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• MeatballEsq member

  November 2011

  mallory+kyle:

  I'm sorry hunny but I don't think you are is the correct form of the verb.

  Uh oh AE/Troll forgot it supposed to be an immature teenager with horrible grammer. Although incorrect, this is the most intelligent thing you've written!

  

    
  

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• staceyw906 member

  November 2011

  GO AWAY! You're SO annoying! This is a place for ladies that are actually trying to get pregnant. 

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• KNemo member

  November 2011

  tairairat:

  KNemo:

  

  Jinx!  You owe me a coke!  

   Damn. Foiled only by seconds!
  

  
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• babyike member

  November 2011

  kofmkg:

  Make a cute card inviting the whole family to participate and help you prepare for childbirth.

  Again, I you.  That is all.

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• melgeorge7189 member

  November 2011

  kofmkg:

  Make a cute card inviting the whole family to participate and help you prepare for childbirth.

   

  DEF this! Congrats on your...future bfp? 

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• IThinkICan

  November 2011

  Someone should've told you that you can't get PG doing anal.
  

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• blindvictory member

  November 2011

  MissMusic:

  blindvictory:

  My preggers what? And also...you're going to do a belly mold of your un-pregnant belly? Gee, what a great idea.

  Listen, hun. We're trained, professional troll wranglers over here. We can spot your fakey-fake crap from a mile away. If you genuinely want to pull the wool over our eyes and make us believe you're a real person who just happens to be mindblowingly stupid, you're going to have to try a lot harder. Because as of right now, your posts are pretty much all falling into the "been there, read that" category.

  I think I love you, BV.
  

  I've totes got a girlcrush on you, MM. So that works out nicely. Be my Bump lover?

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• kristykay123 member

  November 2011

  dani2480:

  I think a "belly mold" might be pointless in the early stages of pregnancy. You won't start showing until later in your first trimester or early in your second trimester. That's like 3 months away (if you are pregnant now).

   

  I was thinking the same thing!  it would just be a flat piece of plastic...unless you have rolls. har har.

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• mallory+kyle

  November 2011

  I used an ovulation predictor.

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• blindvictory member

  November 2011

  mallory+kyle:

  I used an ovulation predictor.

  Was this before or after your clear period that wasn't a period?

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• megs2011 member

  November 2011

  BrazilianPeach:

  Mud

  

                            
  

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• LilyPotter218 member

  November 2011

  mallory+kyle:

  I used an ovulation predictor.

  Did you halfway use that too?  

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• mallory+kyle

  November 2011

  What do you mean LilyPotter218? How can you halfway use something? I got a line on that so I know when I ovulated. We did the slappity slap dance twice that night and once the next day. So, I should be late in a few days.

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• LilyPotter218 member

  November 2011

  mallory+kyle:

  What do you mean LilyPotter218? How can you halfway use something? I got a line on that so I know when I ovulated. We did the slappity slap dance twice that night and once the next day. So, I should be late in a few days.

  This isn't even fun MUD anymore... Thanks for playing. Back to work  

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• KissyFishyLips member

  November 2011

  I can't wait to have my preggers!

  
  

  
  

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• DeerHunter79 member

  November 2011

  mallory+kyle:

  What do you mean LilyPotter218? How can you halfway use something? I got a line on that so I know when I ovulated. We did the slappity slap dance twice that night and once the next day. So, I should be late in a few days.

  This started out as a really lame post but now it is just getting really dumb!

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• sgt_ema member

  November 2011

  blindvictory:

  My preggers what? And also...you're going to do a belly mold of your un-pregnant belly? Gee, what a great idea.

  Listen, hun. We're trained, professional troll wranglers over here. We can spot your fakey-fake crap from a mile away. If you genuinely want to pull the wool over our eyes and make us believe you're a real person who just happens to be mindblowingly stupid, you're going to have to try a lot harder. Because as of right now, your posts are pretty much all falling into the "been there, read that" category.

  This literally made me LOL!!! So effin' funny!

  

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• Svenny1011 member

  November 2011

  MissMusic:

  mallory+kyle:

  What do you mean LilyPotter218? How can you halfway use something? I got a line on that so I know when I ovulated. We did the slappity slap dance twice that night and once the next day. So, I should be late in a few days.

  OMG I love that dance!  Monty Python is the best!

   

  OMG I love this.

  
  

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• SGC29 member

  November 2011

  Hot dogs.

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• Hopeful912 member

  November 2011

  DeerHunter79:

  mallory+kyle:

  dani2480- I was thinking it would be adorbs to do one every month that I'm preggo and then we can display them in the nursery.

  You've got to be fvcking kidding me?

  

   

    

  
  

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• Hopeful912 member

  November 2011

  D*mn slow computer at work. Sorry for the double post.

   

    

  
  

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• LilyPotter218 member

  November 2011

  OP. If you know you are pregnant with that half positive test, why don't you move over to first tri and see what they have to say about announcing their pregnancy? You may get more useful responses there.

  ::I am so bored:: 

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• SGC29 member

  November 2011

  Wait, I probably should have explained that more.

  I'm going to buy a bunch of hot dogs. THEN I am going to spell out "I'm Knocked Up" with them on our front lawn. So when he pulls in the driveway after work..SURPRISE!!

  I'm picking hotdogs because of the weiner association. You know..he has one..and now they are on the lawn? Get it??? 

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• Jnmac83 member

  November 2011

  She is posting over on BOTB too. They're not indulging her as much, but this made me fall over laughing...

  11-10-2011 at 2:09 PM

  KikiCohen Joined on 05-17-2011 322 Posts 6,720 Points --> --> mallory+kyle: First of all little missy tseguin, it's pathetic not pathedic and two not too. You're probably the one who posted the fisting the crotch *** aren't you. Sick whore.                          Um, what???

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• Hopeful912 member

  November 2011

  mallory+kyle:

  What do you mean LilyPotter218? How can you halfway use something? I got a line on that so I know when I ovulated. We did the slappity slap dance twice that night and once the next day. So, I should be late in a few days.

  Oh.My. I should I have read further before giving my "" comment.

  Yep. Because you got a + OPK and did the "slappity slap dance" (...for real?) you'll be KU. Congrats.

   

    

  
  

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• zoeyzee

  November 2011

  mallory+kyle:

  I'm sorry hunny but I don't think you are is the correct form of the verb.

   

  

  
  
  

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• klink11 member

  November 2011

  MissMusic:

  mallory+kyle:

  What do you mean LilyPotter218? How can you halfway use something? I got a line on that so I know when I ovulated. We did the slappity slap dance twice that night and once the next day. So, I should be late in a few days.

  OMG I love that dance!  Monty Python is the best!

   

  Hysterical. 

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• Hopeful912 member

  November 2011

  SGC29:

  Wait, I probably should have explained that more.

  I'm going to buy a bunch of hot dogs. THEN I am going to spell out "I'm Knocked Up" with them on our front lawn. So when he pulls in the driveway after work..SURPRISE!!

  I'm picking hotdogs because of the weiner association. You know..he has one..and now they are on the lawn? Get it??? 

  Creativity at its best and you can knock out dinner, too. Genius!

   

    

  
  

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  BFP - 2/27/14    EDD - 12/3/14  MC at 11 weeks

  BFP - 9/28/14    EDD - 6/8/15

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• SGC29 member

  November 2011

  MissMusic:

  SGC29:

  Wait, I probably should have explained that more.

  I'm going to buy a bunch of hot dogs. THEN I am going to spell out "I'm Knocked Up" with them on our front lawn. So when he pulls in the driveway after work..SURPRISE!!

  I'm picking hotdogs because of the weiner association. You know..he has one..and now they are on the lawn? Get it??? 

  LMAO!

  At least you're not tossing them down a hallway!
  

  Lawd no! 

  Paging Michelle Duggar, Michelle Duggar you iz needed. 

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• kellbelle618 member

  November 2011

  mallory+kyle:

  dani2480- I was thinking it would be adorbs to do one every month that I'm preggo and then we can display them in the nursery.

  First of all if you are going to hang out with the adults, it is time to start talking like one.

  Second, what do you plan on taking a belly mold of? Your baby belly doesn't just flop out as soon as the second pink line appears.

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• dani2480 member

  November 2011

  SGC29:

  Wait, I probably should have explained that more.

  I'm going to buy a bunch of hot dogs. THEN I am going to spell out "I'm Knocked Up" with them on our front lawn. So when he pulls in the driveway after work..SURPRISE!!

  I'm picking hotdogs because of the weiner association. You know..he has one..and now they are on the lawn? Get it??? 

  Maybe she should lay the hot dogs out in the hallway instead. It will be a natural segue into discussing fisting with her husband.
  

  
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• pinkiemo member

  November 2011

  MissMusic:

  mallory+kyle:

  What do you mean LilyPotter218? How can you halfway use something? I got a line on that so I know when I ovulated. We did the slappity slap dance twice that night and once the next day. So, I should be late in a few days.

  OMG I love that dance!  Monty Python is the best!

   

  ILY. Any way I can convince you to go behind BV's back with me? I can be your bump mistress! (sorry BV)

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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• sweetgotham member

  November 2011

  Needs more cat PIPS

  

  (this is what I get for going on a long lunch with my unit)

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• advb0921 member

  November 2011

  kofmkg:

  Make a cute card inviting the whole family to participate and help you prepare for childbirth.

  Oh she already did, that's how she totes knows she's going to get a positive in a few days.

  OP - FFS, go away

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• dani2480 member

  November 2011

  slightlyslapdash:

  dani2480:

  SGC29:

  Wait, I probably should have explained that more.

  I'm going to buy a bunch of hot dogs. THEN I am going to spell out "I'm Knocked Up" with them on our front lawn. So when he pulls in the driveway after work..SURPRISE!!

  I'm picking hotdogs because of the weiner association. You know..he has one..and now they are on the lawn? Get it??? 

  Maybe she should lay the hot dogs out in the hallway instead. It will be a natural segue into discussing fisting with her husband.
  

  But if she's already pregnant, won't that make the top of the baby's head flat?
  

  That's just another selling point. Flat head = place for daddy to set his beer.
  

  
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• kcblues97 member

  November 2011

  MissMusic:

  pinkiemo:

  MissMusic:

  mallory+kyle:

  What do you mean LilyPotter218? How can you halfway use something? I got a line on that so I know when I ovulated. We did the slappity slap dance twice that night and once the next day. So, I should be late in a few days.

  OMG I love that dance!  Monty Python is the best!

   

  ILY. Any way I can convince you to go behind BV's back with me? I can be your bump mistress! (sorry BV)

  Sorry...BV is all the woman I need!  But we can still go out for coffee 
  

  Darn!  I was going to ask the same question!!  Though I both of you MM & BV!
  

  

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• LexieF09

  November 2011

  I'm going to make a mold and give them out as thank yous for coming to my baby shower.. hahaha.

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