I read this thread and it was really fun. Anyone up to play. I will even deem it to be flame free!
I judge people who use self-checkout and don't know WTF they are doing. If you have to look all over the item for the UPC you don't need to use self-check. I judge people who don't vaccinate their kids at all. I judge people who go out in public looking like they just rolled out of bed.
Re: Stolen from BOTB: Things you judge people for
YES!!!
Until today.. I used to judge people who had big huge dents on their car and drive like jerks... There was obviously a reason their car is all dented up... and now that DH backed into my car this morning and I have a big dent down the side of my car.. I feel bad for judging....
DD #1 born 4/1/2012
My Married Bio
Amen on the vaccines and people who drive slow in the left lane (this is really problematic in MA).
But why people who love the Beatles?
DD #1 born 4/1/2012
My Married Bio
Not only do I judge them for this, I yell at them in the parking lot. There was a woman who went the same distance down the parking lot to the cart corral and still parked it at the tree across from the corral. I yelled at her a lot and told her what a lazy b!tch she was.
I love this, as DH works in a body shop. Muahahahahaha
It doesnt matter .. anytime you see my neice her hair is a MESS.. I will brush it and FIVE MINUTES later.. its out of control.... She does not like hairties AT ALL
Yes, I CAN'T stand this, good one!!
I have a boy and let me tell you that he does not leave the house until I make his hair look nice
That's cool, I get that. You sound like my husband. He likes them, but thinks they're overrated (he thinks 60s music in general is overrated).
DD #1 born 4/1/2012
My Married Bio
I judge people who post on FB that they have to pawn their wedding rings to pay for their kids' school supplies and then two weeks later post that they are having a "Miche" party. Or someone who brags about how they are getting a new tattoo and then a month later complaining about how they don't have a cell phone or cable because they couldn't pay their bills.
I also judge people who don't know the difference between then and than, your and you're and their, there, and their. Oh yeah, and babies vs baby's.
DD #1 born 4/1/2012
My Married Bio
I judge parents who give their young kids soda (gross, why would you do that to them?), who let them use a paci past the age of roughly 1.5 years old (they don't need it, learn another way to soothe them), who let their kids use a bottle after roughly the age of 1.5 years old (come on people, they are not babies anymore and can probably use a sippy if you tried).
YES!!! I agree with this one too. I work in a function hall and I HATE when my bride's say "okay, I have 3 Vegetarians who will have the Salmon", I want to scream "They are just picky, they are not vegetarians!!!!!". I should know as I am a Semi-Vegetarian who does not eat pork or beef. I would never call myself a vegetarian as I love seafood.
Not returning shopping carts is the big one for me. I get super pissy when I see this. If I found out a friend did this I would probably never talk to them again, haha.
I judge people that complain about their husbands frequently and people that can't spell.
I judge people with messy kids. Snot coming out of thier nose, crud on thier face, hair all disheveled. Is it really that hard to wipe thier face?
I judge the parents of teenagers who own stuff like $200+ Coach bags, the newest iPhone and $200+ True Religion jeans. REALLY???
I judge people who are unable to use "they're", "their" and "there" in the gramatically correct way.
I judge obese people at the grocery store when they have a cartful of crap-food in their carriage.
ITA, it's weird. I judge people who back into car spaces. You inconvenience everyone around you because you take forever and park crooked EVERY TIME. That 1 second of time it saves you when you leave clearly can't be worth the inconvenience of those who have to wait for you to park and deal with your crappy parking job.
I also judge those who don't vaccinate......
mm 2/17/11 * dd born 4/20/12 * bo 1/3/14 * edd 1/21/ 1/15
Yes! But you forgot the 700 boxes of cereal and poptarts.
OMG, this!! I had a family member get evicted from his apartment because he couldn't afford rent but the very next week, he bought an Android phone. A friend asked to borrow $1500 from me to fix her car but a couple days later, she was asking about different Blackberry plans (no, I didn't let her borrow the money). And don't let me get started on my family. Priorities? There aren't any.
I know way too many people who like to look like they have money but don't have a dime in any savings whatosever.
My judgment call? I judge any person who willingly has an affair with a married/attached person and then try to look like the victim when it goes sour or when their reputation goes down the drain. Jump-Offs are starting to get bold nowadays.
Sorry, but I judge grown adults who are gaga over the Harry Potter books.
I don't hate the movies, though.....
This. Except their, there, and they're. I'm sorry! I can't help it! My DH and I are constantly calling people out (privately) for their lack of grammar and spelling. It's kind of become a game for us.
I judge people who judge mothers yet don't have their own kids yet. In all seriousness, it's easy to look at someone with a kid that has messy hair and think "omg don't they comb their kids hair?" Little do you know the mother put their daughters hair in adorable pig tails only to get to their location and then toddler has ripped the pony tail holders out of the hair making it look like a mess.
Or the messy kid thing. You will realize something with kids and chocolate. Once they have any chocolate in their mouth, it seems to just oooze from them afterwards. I kid you not. Even after the chocolate is long gone, all of the sudden they have a ring of chocolate around their mouth again! WTF! I just wiped you child! How are you messy again? Most parents really do clean their kids, but kids will find another way to get messy and quickly!
This thread made me realize that I'm judgemental of people who are judge parents, but are not parents themselves. For things such as pacifier use, bottle use, behavior, presence of snot, condition of hair, etc.
ha I just posted this same thing. Until you are a parent, you don't know what it's like and you never know, your 3 year old might be the one running around with a paci. Never say never.
I hate hate hate this phrase but, just you wait!!!!! lol
I typically judge mothers of boys with messy hair ( they sell baby hair spray that is totally natural and safe and you have to do what you have to do some mornings), not as much the girls because I know that my friend has a lot of trouble with her daugther's hair, so I'll give you that. But..........I do have to say that my son's face is pretty much always clean, unless I pick him up at school and he has dried boogies in his nose or something. After each meal he is wiped down and good to go. Maybe your daughters have special messy face powers or something?
Oooh, I judge people who BUY expensive, purebred puppies. Especially those who buy from Petsmart or other stores of that nature. I don't really get the whole "showing" animals thing, so I don't understand the need for a fancy luxury animal.
I also judge people who don't support gay marriage (PP reminded me, and that's such a good one), people who do PDAs (I'm talking more than hand-holding and maybe a quick smooch), people who can't put down their phones while in a restaurant, movie, or in a conversation, people who let their children run wild in a restaurant and don't attempt to do anything about it, aaaand last but not least, people who watch Jersey Shore.
HAHA, FOR REAL!
THIS! And my hubby is one of the worst offenders...
I also judge women who live at home with their parents and have no job but purposely get pregnant by their boyfriend of 6 months because they are "worried they are getting to old to have a baby" at 24. <cough> my SIL <cough>
If there is something that can be made into a mess, my child will find it, and make a mess. She loves getting dirty. Which is great and all, but I'd prefer she only do it at home and not in the middle of Target. lol My little one is also a constant snot fest. Part is teething, part is a cold. But for the last month we have been dealing with the constant wipe down of the nose. I often have snot on me too. It's so gross.
Agreed, but I have a child so I can be judgy
DD #1 born 4/1/2012
My Married Bio
Yes!! The never ending fountain of boogies is the worst!!!
I thought of more. Can I go again? I judge people who don't believe in global warming or think that because it snowed a lot last winter that is proof that there is no such thing as global warming. I also judge Republicans.
On the whole messy kid issue. To be sure I try my best when I take DS out, but sometimes they are messy and you can't give them a bath every 2 minutes. You do your best, and sometimes you miss a spot. When DS was in DC, his face would be a mess when I picked him up, but I would have to run to the store or something. I didn't have wash cloth with me and if I use wipes on his face, he breaks out so he would be in the store with a dirty face. I blame DC.
And this one is a PNR since I'm leaving work now.
I think at any age it kinda annoys me, but more so with little boys that look like they just rolled out of bed. I'm like "Get them a haircut, wet a brush and slick it down people"
Apparently I feel judgy today.
I judge moms who insist on pushing their giant SUV strollers in the middle of the sidewalk and refuse to move over even the slightest bit for other people. And they often hit you in the leg with the darn stroller.
DD #1 born 4/1/2012
My Married Bio