Twatwaffle Tuesday?

KoalaBear103 · October 2011

I'm starting this because I want to vent about my coworker. She recently said she didn't know I was pregnant this time around because I wasn't "stuffing my face like a pig" like I did when I was pregnant with Ryan.

Today, after she found out I was having a girl, she told me she felt "compelled to do an intervention" and that she will "teach me how to shop for a girl-seems like I might need help with that".

I know I wear the tragic Old Navy clothes but really?! She is my twatwaffle for the day...

KJmashup · October 2011

I don't have a nominee of my own, so I'll vote for yours, OP. What a moron. Some people think they're so witty.

hippotree · October 2011

I'm going to call myself out for being a giant biitch to my cousin-in-law on FB. She is usually a know-it-all smartass and I was in no mood for her comment the other day so I called her out. But she wasn't trying to be a smartass, she was trying to be nice. She defriended me. I feel bad.

J+MS · October 2011

Ok that's biitchy. Put her in her place, Jkat.

CinemaGoddess · October 2011

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!

What a jerk.

KoalaBear103 · October 2011

KJmashup:
I don't have a nominee of my own, so I'll vote for yours, OP. What a moron. Some people think they're so witty.

She was all "just kidding...kind of, but not really". She is lucky that she messaged that to me instead of to my face. I plan to avoid her all day otherwise I might have to punch her.

hippotree · October 2011

Oh and JKat, that chick deserves a clam kick.

KoalaBear103 · October 2011

hippotree:

I'm going to call myself out for being a giant biitch to my cousin-in-law on FB. She is usually a know-it-all smartass and I was in no mood for her comment the other day so I called her out. But she wasn't trying to be a smartass, she was trying to be nice. She defriended me. I feel bad.

I have a hard time believing you could be too big of a ***! That sucks she defriended you though. Can you message her and explain what happened?

ABColeslaw · October 2011

JKat876:
I'm starting this because I want to vent about my coworker. She recently said she didn't know I was pregnant this time around because I wasn't "stuffing my face like a pig" like I did when I was pregnant with Ryan.

Today, after she found out I was having a girl, she told me she felt "compelled to do an intervention" and that she will "teach me how to shop for a girl-seems like I might need help with that".

I know I wear the tragic Old Navy clothes but really?! She is my twatwaffle for the day...

She sounds like a biitch.

My Twatwaffle for the week is a Jerky Mom from Asher's Gymnastics class. She has a three year old in the 1-2 class because she wants her daughter to have gymnastics several times a week. She also has her in her own class and the group ahead of her. She gets really frustrated in our class though, because it takes little kids forever to do thing and her kid has to wait. She also gets frustrated that no one stops to watch her kid do things. Sorry we're trying to keep up with toddlers.

She came up to me last weekend and said "Just how old is he anyway" when I told her how old Asher is she said "So old enough to behave better" Yes lady because 17 month olds are model citizens. Anyway, Asher was getting some 1:1 attention from the teacher which was driving her nuts because she is always getting 1:1 for her daughter and her daughter had to wait. So anyway, I went to move away and she said "He has too much energy, he ruins this class for us" For those of you who have followed our story...Asher was just diagnosed with Sensory Processing Disorder. He is full of energy and he does get over stimulated...I'm dealing with it, but its a raw subject for me at the moment. So I gave her a dirty look and went to walk away and heard her say to her husband "If he were my child I'd medicate him" I turned around really quickly and had words with her. I won't tell you what I said though, it doesn't paint me in the best light.

This weekend, we had to take Asher out of class early. He was too overstimulated and wasn't following directions and was having tantrums. You should have seen the happy look on her face as we were leaving. Honestly, if I were someone else I might have punched her in the face, but of course, I just looked the other way.

That woman is my Twatwaffle for the past two weeks.

J+MS · October 2011

Unpossible:
I hope someone nominates me for bringing my baby to a bar on Saturday afternoon. I went with my friend T and we both had our little boys in our ergo backpacks at the bar. It was awesome. I had two Ommegang Witte's.

Yay.

Were you in Alabama?

KingRay09 · October 2011

J-Kat tell that biotch to go f her-self! Unfortunately I have to nominate my self for yelling at little one today. She's been up since 4 am and has been driving me crazy. I'm not a fan of letting babies watch t.v. but I had to put on Nick Jr. just so I could make my breakfast.

J+MS · October 2011

ABColeslaw:
JKat876:
I'm starting this because I want to vent about my coworker. She recently said she didn't know I was pregnant this time around because I wasn't "stuffing my face like a pig" like I did when I was pregnant with Ryan.

Today, after she found out I was having a girl, she told me she felt "compelled to do an intervention" and that she will "teach me how to shop for a girl-seems like I might need help with that".

I know I wear the tragic Old Navy clothes but really?! She is my twatwaffle for the day...
She sounds like a biitch.
My Twatwaffle for the week is a Jerky Mom from Asher's Gymnastics class. She has a three year old in the 1-2 class because she wants her daughter to have gymnastics several times a week. She also has her in her own class and the group ahead of her. She gets really frustrated in our class though, because it takes little kids forever to do thing and her kid has to wait. She also gets frustrated that no one stops to watch her kid do things. Sorry we're trying to keep up with toddlers.
She came up to me last weekend and said "Just how old is he anyway" when I told her how old Asher is she said "So old enough to behave better" Yes lady because 17 month olds are model citizens. Anyway, Asher was getting some 1:1 attention from the teacher which was driving her nuts because she is always getting 1:1 for her daughter and her daughter had to wait. So anyway, I went to move away and she said "He has too much energy, he ruins this class for us" For those of you who have followed our story...Asher was just diagnosed with Sensory Processing Disorder. He is full of energy and he does get over stimulated...I'm dealing with it, but its a raw subject for me at the moment. So I gave her a dirty look and went to walk away and heard her say to her husband "If he were my child I'd medicate him" I turned around really quickly and had words with her. I won't tell you what I said though, it doesn't paint me in the best light.
This weekend, we had to take Asher out of class early. He was too overstimulated and wasn't following directions and was having tantrums. You should have seen the happy look on her face as we were leaving. Honestly, if I were someone else I might have punched her in the face, but of course, I just looked the other way.
That woman is my Twatwaffle for the past two weeks.

I would want to punch her too. I would find a pamphlet on sensory processing disorder and give it to her with a 'fuvk off' look.

Kitiara5512 · October 2011

KJmashup:
I don't have a nominee of my own, so I'll vote for yours, OP. What a moron. Some people think they're so witty.

Yup, this.

hippotree · October 2011

JKat876:
hippotree:

I'm going to call myself out for being a giant biitch to my cousin-in-law on FB. She is usually a know-it-all smartass and I was in no mood for her comment the other day so I called her out. But she wasn't trying to be a smartass, she was trying to be nice. She defriended me. I feel bad.
I have a hard time believing you could be too big of a ***! That sucks she defriended you though. Can you message her and explain what happened?

I messaged her - I hope she forgives me!

Kitiara5512 · October 2011

ABColeslaw:
JKat876:

I'm starting this because I want to vent about my coworker. She recently said she didn't know I was pregnant this time around because I wasn't "stuffing my face like a pig" like I did when I was pregnant with Ryan.

Today, after she found out I was having a girl, she told me she felt "compelled to do an intervention" and that she will "teach me how to shop for a girl-seems like I might need help with that".

I know I wear the tragic Old Navy clothes but really?! She is my twatwaffle for the day...

She sounds like a biitch.

My Twatwaffle for the week is a Jerky Mom from Asher's Gymnastics class. She has a three year old in the 1-2 class because she wants her daughter to have gymnastics several times a week. She also has her in her own class and the group ahead of her. She gets really frustrated in our class though, because it takes little kids forever to do thing and her kid has to wait. She also gets frustrated that no one stops to watch her kid do things. Sorry we're trying to keep up with toddlers.

She came up to me last weekend and said "Just how old is he anyway" when I told her how old Asher is she said "So old enough to behave better" Yes lady because 17 month olds are model citizens. Anyway, Asher was getting some 1:1 attention from the teacher which was driving her nuts because she is always getting 1:1 for her daughter and her daughter had to wait. So anyway, I went to move away and she said "He has too much energy, he ruins this class for us" For those of you who have followed our story...Asher was just diagnosed with Sensory Processing Disorder. He is full of energy and he does get over stimulated...I'm dealing with it, but its a raw subject for me at the moment. So I gave her a dirty look and went to walk away and heard her say to her husband "If he were my child I'd medicate him" I turned around really quickly and had words with her. I won't tell you what I said though, it doesn't paint me in the best light.

This weekend, we had to take Asher out of class early. He was too overstimulated and wasn't following directions and was having tantrums. You should have seen the happy look on her face as we were leaving. Honestly, if I were someone else I might have punched her in the face, but of course, I just looked the other way.

That woman is my Twatwaffle for the past two weeks.

Her kid is too old for that class and ruins it for other kids it seems by taking away from the 1:1 time the appropriately aged kids should be getting. I would complain to the gym. And far as her comments, fvck her. She is probably upset cause her H thinks she is too much of a tightass to want to do her and she is taking it out on everyone else cause she cant get laid.

Kitiara5512 · October 2011

My excuse for all the twatwaffle nominees this week is that they are the biitches that they are cause they cant get any. Thats the story I am sticking to.

wife1014 · October 2011

what a jerk.

I love babies in bars. I love Sweet Home Alabama.

DH is twatwaffle of the day. It is freakin' pouring here. We both left the house at the same time and he was going right past Olivia's school. Yet, he didn't take her. I had to get myself out of the car, put an umbrella up, try to get Abby out and keep her under the umbrella. Then get Olivia out, open her umbrella and walk all the way into school which is a pretty decent walk from where we have to park. I am still pissed!

Doylesa · October 2011

Love this twatwaffle business!

My twatwaffle of the day is a coworker that go her panties in a bunch about my boss wanting me to stay at a convention with her an extra day last week. My co-worker's work is not at all affected by me being gone, but she got uptight because no one specifically told her I would be gone another day.... even though an e-mail was sent out to everyone by 7:30am. This was a week ago, and she is still pissy about it. Seriously?! Some background... she always gets this way when she feels left out, like she's mad that the ceo and two of us managers were gone together, and no one invited her.

hopkins5 · October 2011

We own a side-by-side duplex. My tenants are twatwaffles. This morning, the 13 year old girl decided to rock out on her saxophone at 6 am. She's just learning how to play, and its terrible. Who does that at 6 am, anyway? Especially with a baby next door.

testtubebaby · October 2011

tell her about it, and while you're at it retire the twatwaffle crap. it's about as trite as it's inventor, that christa3580 or whatever her name is. irrelevant.

AvidVertigo · October 2011

Mine is also related to gymnastics. Hudson is probably the youngest in his class and the teacher was training another girl to help with the class because there are close to 10 kids in it now. Ms. S ALWAYS pays attention to the little girls in the leotards and helps them way more than any of the other kids. Well, I overheard her tell the new girl she was training that she pays much more attention to them because they are vested into the class. She then said,"Kid's like Hudson, I don't pay any attention to". I already knew this, but it was only speculation. Everything Hudson has done in his gymnastics class I pretty much have taught him (it's a mommy and me class).

So, the new Teacher? She is very sweet and is not listening to Ms. S. She actually will talk to Hudson, tell him he is doing a good job. When I leave the class, I am thinking about writing a letter to let them know some of the reasons why we will not continue - mainly Ms. S - but also to acknowledge the fact that if I had the extra money I would have stayed because of the new teacher. The reason I haven't said anything currently is because we only paid $55 for 2 months worth of classes through a groupon. I wanted to get Hudson involved with other kids during the evening once a week.

sillypit · October 2011

What a B!tch!

mak011980 · October 2011

Unpossible:
I hope someone nominates me for bringing my baby to a bar on Saturday afternoon. I went with my friend T and we both had our little boys in our ergo backpacks at the bar. It was awesome. I had two Ommegang Witte's.
Yay.

I LOVE your ticker!! WINNING:) And what is this said bar?? Maybe next time I can bring DD too! lol

lildevil968 · October 2011

I will nominate my neighbors friend who parked his car in front of my house last night, and blocked my driveway completely. I went over there this morning and banged on the door for a good 10 minutes for him to move his car, and no one answered. I really had to get to work, so I called a towing company, and had the car towed. I left a note pinned to the sidewalk that read "If you are the jackass who parked your car here, you're car has been towed by ____, good luck".

Option B was to ram his car out of the way with my car, but I decided it wasn't worth the damage to my car. This whole ordeal made me almost an hour late for work this morning.

mexicolombiana · October 2011

Twatwaffle of the day is my DH for complaining that he was exhausted after putting DD to bed last night and acting like I was lucky I didn't have to put her down (she struggled a little). He came downstairs and said he was SO tired he had to go lie down on the couch and watch t.v. the rest of the night.

While he put her to bed, I cleaned the kitty litter, fed the cat, changed the sheets on the bed where DD peed on them after her bath, took the laundry downstairs, unloaded the dishwasher, cleaned the bathroom he left in disarray after her bathtime, and started making DD some apple squash soup.

Kitiara5512 · October 2011

testtubebaby:
tell her about it, and while you're at it retire the twatwaffle crap. it's about as trite as it's inventor, that christa3580 or whatever her name is. irrelevant.

Hmm

twirl&whirl · October 2011

since she likes to pick out the differences in your pregnancies you shold say this when you see her, "you know what's similar between this pregnancy and the last, I have zero patience for stupidity, so I'll see you around!"

jessie395 · October 2011

I nominate myself this week. I hurt my daughters feelings last night and I feel horrible! I was getting DS to sleep and she come in there to tell me something, and when he saw her he jumped up and started reaching for her. I snapped at her and made her leave the room because he was almost asleep before she came in. Turns out she just wanted to tell me about a good grade she made at school yesterday

I still feel really horrible about it.

ali_bl-nov05 · October 2011

ABC, Jkat, sorry you had to deal with such jerks.

SimoneSays22 · October 2011

rochella:
I'm also gonna nominate myself. I yelled and cursed at DH in front of DS last night and he started crying. DH and I never fight like that and when we do it's over with and everything is better, but there's absolutely no excuse to do that in front of your child. My parents screamed at each other to vent and then they went on with their day like nothing happened and it always scared me. I'm trying to break the cycle. I feel like the biggest douche ever. My cell phone was stolen and I was really stressed about it. I really need to vent more productively, and not AT anyone. When DS started crying I felt like a monster.

Aw hun, I'm so sorry. You aren't a monster. We all lose our tempers and get stressed.

And you had your cell phone stolen? WTF? That sucks!

mak011980 · October 2011

Unpossible:
mak011980:
Unpossible:
I hope someone nominates me for bringing my baby to a bar on Saturday afternoon. I went with my friend T and we both had our little boys in our ergo backpacks at the bar. It was awesome. I had two Ommegang Witte's. Yay.

I LOVE your ticker!! WINNING:) And what is this said bar?? Maybe next time I can bring DD too! lol
Hells yeah! It's Golden West in Hampden. We went around 3:30 on Saturday afternoon and it was totally dead so it was perfect timing.

I have never been out in Hampden but maybe one of these days we should meet for a drink!!! I def dont see anything wrong with what you and your friend did..maybe thats my FFFC

jessie395 · October 2011

rochella:

So I also nominate the person who stole my phone. I want my baby pictures back.

I'm sorry

I nominate this person too!

hippotree · October 2011

Unpossible:
mak011980:
Unpossible:
I hope someone nominates me for bringing my baby to a bar on Saturday afternoon. I went with my friend T and we both had our little boys in our ergo backpacks at the bar. It was awesome. I had two Ommegang Witte's.
Yay.

I LOVE your ticker!! WINNING:) And what is this said bar?? Maybe next time I can bring DD too! lol

Hells yeah! It's Golden West in Hampden. We went around 3:30 on Saturday afternoon and it was totally dead so it was perfect timing.

Mmm. Frito pie.

No, that's not a euphemism, you pervs.

melody921 · October 2011

She's definitely worthy of the award. I'd personally like to nominate my boss, who thinks she knows all and has to have her hand in every little project so she can micromanage and steal credit.

sodelish · October 2011

JKat876:

I'm starting this because I want to vent about my coworker. She recently said she didn't know I was pregnant this time around because I wasn't "stuffing my face like a pig" like I did when I was pregnant with Ryan.

Today, after she found out I was having a girl, she told me she felt "compelled to do an intervention" and that she will "teach me how to shop for a girl-seems like I might need help with that".

I know I wear the tragic Old Navy clothes but really?! She is my twatwaffle for the day...

Dude, what a skank.

Before I found out the sex my coworker at the time told me she knew I was having a girl because girls steal their mother's beauty. I just looked at her with my ugly, ugly girl bearing face.

sodelish · October 2011

Did no one nominate Jake's mom?

Or has her witty repertoire won you all over? LMFAO

hippotree · October 2011

Mrs.Bones:
hippotree:
Unpossible:
mak011980:
Unpossible:
I hope someone nominates me for bringing my baby to a bar on Saturday afternoon. I went with my friend T and we both had our little boys in our ergo backpacks at the bar. It was awesome. I had two Ommegang Witte's.
Yay.

I LOVE your ticker!! WINNING:) And what is this said bar?? Maybe next time I can bring DD too! lol

Hells yeah! It's Golden West in Hampden. We went around 3:30 on Saturday afternoon and it was totally dead so it was perfect timing.

Mmm. Frito pie.
No, that's not a euphemism, you pervs.

Bumpie Baby date at Golden West!

I LOVE their vegetarian biscuits and gravy.

And their garlic fries.

And their sweet potato fries.

YES - let's make it happen.

jamiemsmith · October 2011

Man, people suck. I am sorry you all had to deal with such twats today. Those who nominated yourself, you're not twats, just having a bad day or days.

BlueRidge8 · October 2011

I have one:

You are a twatwaffle, local representative of a small town (word spreads, dude) who somehow got your child into the local competitive More at 4 pre-school class - somehow as an low income based entry - then within the same month voted to whack funding to the SAME FARKING PROGRAM.

Sorry, I needed to get that one out to someone.

FrickandFrack · October 2011

ABColeslaw:
JKat876:

I'm starting this because I want to vent about my coworker. She recently said she didn't know I was pregnant this time around because I wasn't "stuffing my face like a pig" like I did when I was pregnant with Ryan.

Today, after she found out I was having a girl, she told me she felt "compelled to do an intervention" and that she will "teach me how to shop for a girl-seems like I might need help with that".

I know I wear the tragic Old Navy clothes but really?! She is my twatwaffle for the day...

She sounds like a biitch.

My Twatwaffle for the week is a Jerky Mom from Asher's Gymnastics class. She has a three year old in the 1-2 class because she wants her daughter to have gymnastics several times a week. She also has her in her own class and the group ahead of her. She gets really frustrated in our class though, because it takes little kids forever to do thing and her kid has to wait. She also gets frustrated that no one stops to watch her kid do things. Sorry we're trying to keep up with toddlers.

She came up to me last weekend and said "Just how old is he anyway" when I told her how old Asher is she said "So old enough to behave better" Yes lady because 17 month olds are model citizens. Anyway, Asher was getting some 1:1 attention from the teacher which was driving her nuts because she is always getting 1:1 for her daughter and her daughter had to wait. So anyway, I went to move away and she said "He has too much energy, he ruins this class for us" For those of you who have followed our story...Asher was just diagnosed with Sensory Processing Disorder. He is full of energy and he does get over stimulated...I'm dealing with it, but its a raw subject for me at the moment. So I gave her a dirty look and went to walk away and heard her say to her husband "If he were my child I'd medicate him" I turned around really quickly and had words with her. I won't tell you what I said though, it doesn't paint me in the best light.

This weekend, we had to take Asher out of class early. He was too overstimulated and wasn't following directions and was having tantrums. You should have seen the happy look on her face as we were leaving. Honestly, if I were someone else I might have punched her in the face, but of course, I just looked the other way.

That woman is my Twatwaffle for the past two weeks.

Good for you for sticking up for Asher and giving her a piece of your mind. What a bi*ch.

FrickandFrack · October 2011

AvidVertigo:

Mine is also related to gymnastics. Hudson is probably the youngest in his class and the teacher was training another girl to help with the class because there are close to 10 kids in it now. Ms. S ALWAYS pays attention to the little girls in the leotards and helps them way more than any of the other kids. Well, I overheard her tell the new girl she was training that she pays much more attention to them because they are vested into the class. She then said,"Kid's like Hudson, I don't pay any attention to". I already knew this, but it was only speculation. Everything Hudson has done in his gymnastics class I pretty much have taught him (it's a mommy and me class).

So, the new Teacher? She is very sweet and is not listening to Ms. S. She actually will talk to Hudson, tell him he is doing a good job. When I leave the class, I am thinking about writing a letter to let them know some of the reasons why we will not continue - mainly Ms. S - but also to acknowledge the fact that if I had the extra money I would have stayed because of the new teacher. The reason I haven't said anything currently is because we only paid $55 for 2 months worth of classes through a groupon. I wanted to get Hudson involved with other kids during the evening once a week.

I would have said something right there to the teacher and then would also write a note. That's horrible.

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