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FFFC - come on in

I thought that everyone moved to 12-24 today or something and thats why I didnt recognize anyone, and then after looking a bit realized that TB auto bumped my link to 12-24 for some fvcking reason, after I set up a post. Lol.

Repeating my FFFC - I will not be doing any work today because I refuse to remind my manager that I am waiting on approval for the training materials I put together for retraining someone whose excuse everytime he/she fvcks up is that it was not in his/her training.

"We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet." Benedict Cumberbatch

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  • Do they have FFFC on the toddler board? 
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  • imageMom2Oli:
    Sometimes, in the morning, after I put a brand new diaper on Oli, right before I leave the house, he poops in it. I think he does because I take him to daycare and let them discover it.

    Sylwil!! Howdy stranger!!! I'm hardly ever on here anymore so forgive me if the welcome back is overdue.

     

    I'm so tired of the word "noes" and the phrase "I has a sad". I wish we could retired them aready.

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  • imagepiddlepaddle:
    Do they have FFFC on the toddler board? 

    Yeah, that was before I found I was on the wrong board so I put it up.Embarrassed

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  • I hate when people make a post saying....Am I pregnant???  How in the fvck do I know??  How about you POAS??  And don't come back on later saying that the line is faint does that mean I am pregnant?!

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  • I had a sex dream about Twist from the Fresh Beat Band the other night.
  • am I pregnant? LMK.
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  • imagescoutkate:
    I had a sex dream about Twist from the Fresh Beat Band the other night.

    Thats..... really...... disturbing.

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  • imagescoutkate:
    I had a sex dream about Twist from the Fresh Beat Band the other night.

    I had a sex dream about Peter Dinklage. 

    I think I have a problem with hot British guys.  And by "problem with" I mean "powerful lust for".

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  • imageJ+MS:
    am I pregnant? LMK.

    IDK.  but you'd best steer clear of any and all cheeses, lunchmeats, sodas, coffees and anything with chemicals and/or ingredients. 

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  • imagescoutkate:
    I had a sex dream about Twist from the Fresh Beat Band the other night.
    YES!!!!!! My FFFC: I find myself watching sprout even when jack is asleep. And singing along.
  • My MIL is driving me nuts. H and I are moving away in a week and a half and she has gone BSC. I guess she has never realized how lucky she was to have her son live in the same town for 25 years. Most people move away at 18.

    She is controlling, says things that make me feel like a bad mom, wants the attention on her 100% of the time, and is trying to make us feel guilty about leaving. I cannot wait to get away from her. And as sad as it sounds H feels the same way too. We just want to be our little family and not have someone breathing down our necks the entire time. 

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  • imageCinemaGoddess:

    imageJ+MS:
    am I pregnant? LMK.

    IDK.  but you'd best steer clear of any and all cheeses, lunchmeats, sodas, coffees and anything with chemicals and/or ingredients. 

     By all means, don't zumba until you know for sure.

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  • imageJ+MS:
    am I pregnant? LMK.

    Did you feel the sperm meet the egg??

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  • imageKitiara0364:

    imagescoutkate:
    I had a sex dream about Twist from the Fresh Beat Band the other night.

    Thats..... really...... disturbing.

    Really?  Have you seen the show?  He's in his 20's, I'm sure.  And he's pretty hot.  The only reason it's flameful IMO is because he's a super annoying idiot. 

  • imageCinemaGoddess:

    imagescoutkate:
    I had a sex dream about Twist from the Fresh Beat Band the other night.

    I had a sex dream about Peter Dinklage. 

    I think I have a problem with hot British guys.  And by "problem with" I mean "powerful lust for".

    I've had one of those, too.

  • imageDeerHunter79:

    imageJ+MS:
    am I pregnant? LMK.

    Did you feel the sperm meet the egg??

    I had some heavy discharge, definitely a pregnancy indicator.

     

    Does anyone remember discharge girl? She was a winner.

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  • imageAshtonMain:
    imageCinemaGoddess:

    imageJ+MS:
    am I pregnant? LMK.

    IDK.  but you'd best steer clear of any and all cheeses, lunchmeats, sodas, coffees and anything with chemicals and/or ingredients. 

     By all means, don't zumba until you know for sure.

    Ok, no Zumba. I'm going to go spray weed killer nao.
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  • I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming.
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  • My FFFC:  I have no idea what Sprout or the Fresh Beat Band is.
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  • imagescoutkate:
    imageKitiara0364:

    imagescoutkate:
    I had a sex dream about Twist from the Fresh Beat Band the other night.

    Thats..... really...... disturbing.

    Really?  Have you seen the show?  He's in his 20's, I'm sure.  And he's pretty hot.  The only reason it's flameful IMO is because he's a super annoying idiot. 

    Yeah, idiot hotties are a turnoff. C loves that show, and I find myself singing along laaaaa la la la laaa laaaaa

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    imagescoutkate:
    I had a sex dream about Twist from the Fresh Beat Band the other night.
    I had a dream that I don't remember except there was some kind of "goo" that you could use to make babies (no, not THAT goo...like something you could put in a bowl, stir it up, and instead of cookies or muffins you make babies).

    The funniest part was that if you used one blob of goo, it made one baby...but you could divide it and it would make twins etc.  Except that they were smaller. 

    I thought it would be cool to make a dozen.  I mean that's what you make when you make cookies and muffins right?  I just remember this little pile of adorable, multi-racial, mini-babies.

    Does someone have babies on the brain?  Maybe?

     

    Ok your dream makes me feel so much better about some of my dreams.  Where do these things come from?!

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  • imageJ+MS:
    imageDeerHunter79:

    imageJ+MS:
    am I pregnant? LMK.

    Did you feel the sperm meet the egg??

    I had some heavy discharge, definitely a pregnancy indicator.

     

    Does anyone remember discharge girl? She was a winner.

    That means you are having a BOY!!  Congrats!!!

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  • I've been giving DD half milk/half formula sippy cups for about a month now. We went to the doctor yesterday, and when I told the nurse she went all "OMG NOOOOO!" , I thought she was being BSC, until she checked DD's iron and it was low....now I feel like I should get the shitty mom award.
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  • We were shopping the other day and the store had a kids area with snacks.  DS picked a bag of goldfish.

    I found them in my purse and I'm eating them now.

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  • imagerawrandstuffx10:
    I've been giving DD half milk/half formula sippy cups for about a month now. We went to the doctor yesterday, and when I told the nurse she went all "OMG NOOOOO!" , I thought she was being BSC, until she checked DD's iron and it was low....now I feel like I should get the shitty mom award.
    How old is your LO?
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  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    Dude, I want to twist Twist's head off, he's that annoying. For serious.

     . . . but pretty good in the (dream) sack. 

  • I just looked at a picture of Twist.

    ::side-eyes scoutkate in an affectionate way::

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  • imageCinemaGoddess:

    I just looked at a picture of Twist.

    ::side-eyes scoutkate in an affectionate way::

    Lulz--his real name is Jon Beavers! 

    "To me, you are perfect."
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  • I'm so out of the loop with kids shows.  The girls watch Star Trek and Grey's Anatomy. 

    Am I ruining my children for lyfe? LMK. 

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  • imageKJmashup:
    imageCinemaGoddess:

    I just looked at a picture of Twist.

    ::side-eyes scoutkate in an affectionate way::

    Lulz--his real name is Jon Beavers! 

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    ::breathes::

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    imageCinemaGoddess:

    I just looked at a picture of Twist.

    ::side-eyes scoutkate in an affectionate way::

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    He spun his way into her heart.

    ::hopes this makes Sookie forget about the unfortunate Kirk Cameron confession::

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  • Alright, this newb's got two:

    1. I know it's very foolish for a newb to actually post a confession that is remotely flameful (so, that means anything). Yet I'm posting anyway.

    2. Inspired by last night's "I overdosed my child" thread: If my DD spit up a dose of infant ibuprofen right after taking it, I also would have given her another dose. The real confession: I would have never even thought to call poison control. Color me MOTY :(

    Before I get slaughtered, here is my defense ;): She is on the top end of the weight limit for the smallest dose, so I would assume that getting even potentially the full dose for the larger weight class would be just fine on rare occasion. I also take into account that the dosage information is always modest. She also rarely gets it, so I wouldn't be too worried about liver damage. Part of me really doubts my mother instincts in this case, because I would never want anything to hurt her! But, I think (I hope) I'm being fairly rational with my reasoning.

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  • imageCinemaGoddess:

    I just looked at a picture of Twist.

    ::side-eyes scoutkate in an affectionate way::

    Yeah, I google-imaged him, too, and he's making the same stupid face in every pic.  I do find him attractive, though (obvs).  He's got a nice bod. 

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