If you don't wash your hands after peeing...

DrinknDerive · June 2011

You are a disgusting human being. I just watched a coworker walk straight from her stall to the door. She smiled at me as she put her pissy little hand on the handle. WTF? Are you a child? Please wash the bodily fluids off your hands before you go touching public property.

/hormonal rage against germs.

RedWingsFan · June 2011

I agree.

This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry witnesses Poppy not washing his hands after he goes to the bathroom, and then Jerry refuses to eat the food that Poppy made...hilarity ensues.

Seriously though...ick. How hard is it to take two minutes to wash your hands?

BLykins16 · June 2011

I see this at work all the time. I agree it is disgusting. How difficult is it to spend 30 seconds washing your hands?

MrsMommyQ · June 2011

totally unrelated...but I have to commend on your ticker OP. Up the duff is an awesome phrase. Yes

IndieMum · June 2011

Barf. Call her out on it if you ever see that again!

IndieMum · June 2011

RedWingsFan:
I agree.

This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry witnesses Poppy not washing his hands after he goes to the bathroom, and then Jerry refuses to eat the food that Poppy made...hilarity ensues.

Seriously though...ick. How hard is it to take two minutes to wash your hands?

Yessss! Poppy's a little sloppy... Or in Along Came Polly when Reuben Pfeiffer's boss starts rubbing his shoulders and touching his ears after peeing - haha I love that movie

DrinknDerive · June 2011

Cassie730:
Maybe she was afraid of the antibacterial soap creating crazy super bacteria and incurable diseases and viruses that are going to take over the world.

I think she's just a dirty, lazy horface.

lildevil968 · June 2011

I admit that I have to do that because of severe eczema on my hands, but I always use a wet towel to open the door, and then antibacterial lotion at my desk.

CincyBuckeye · June 2011

I always wash my hands however I don't think pee hands are so gross since urine is sterile. There are other things in the bathroom that have lots of germs on them: door handle, stall handle, toilet flusher, faucet handles, etc. If you can avoid touching all of these, I don't think you have added any more germs to your hands than you had before you entered, assuming the pee did not soak through your TP.

Hankey hands are another matter. Of course you do not typically get poo on your hands while wiping either but the risk/reward analysis of not washing potential poo germs off your hands would lead any reasonable person to wash their caca hands.

/semi-satirical defense of pee hands

mm&m2010 · June 2011

Maybe it was Dove soap & she didn't want to use a soap from a racist company.

Ashleygoo · June 2011

You know, before TB I would of said that I dont wash my hands in the bathroom just cos I dont feel like they're clean after I touch the door. I keep a little antibacterial hand soap on me at all times and use that when I get outside of the bathroom... But I said that and everyone ripped me apart and said I was still gross. So now I wash my hands in the bathroom and after I get outside... hahaha I dont want to be judged.

DrinknDerive · June 2011

MrsMommyQ:
totally unrelated...but I have to commend on your ticker OP. Up the duff is an awesome phrase.

Lol, thanks.

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DrinknDerive · June 2011

CincyBuckeye:
I always wash my hands however I don't think pee hands are so gross since urine is sterile. There are other things in the bathroom that have lots of germs on them: door handle, stall handle, toilet flusher, faucet handles, etc. If you can avoid touching all of these, I don't think you have added any more germs to your hands than you had before you entered, assuming the pee did not soak through your TP.
Hankey hands are another matter. Of course you do not typically get poo on your hands while wiping either but the risk/reward analysis of not washing potential poo germs off your hands would lead any reasonable person to wash their caca hands.
/semi-satirical defense of pee hands

Gross.

Lambie. · June 2011

As someone who pees evelenty billion times a day I can't be bothered with a three minute sink hand wash every time, I use hand sanitizer and anyone who thinks I am disgusting because they didn't personally witness me wash my hands in the sink can mind their own business and/or go fvck themselves. And also, I don't know what problems you have with wiping but I somehow manage without getting piss on my hands.

DrinknDerive · June 2011

lildevil968:
I admit that I have to do that because of severe eczema on my hands, but I always use a wet towel to open the door, and then antibacterial lotion at my desk.

That is entirely different than not washing and touching the door barehanded.

Masonismylove · June 2011

This makes me sick. Especially when I see moms not wash their hands and their children don't either.

yourfaceyourface · June 2011

Lambie.:
As someone who pees evelenty billion times a day I can't be bothered with a three minute sink hand wash every time, I use hand sanitizer and anyone who thinks I am disgusting because they didn't personally witness me wash my hands in the sink can mind their own business and/or go fvck themselves. And also, I don't know what problems you have with wiping but I somehow manage without getting piss on my hands.

awesome.

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DrinknDerive · June 2011

Lambie.:
As someone who pees evelenty billion times a day I can't be bothered with a three minute sink hand wash every time, I use hand sanitizer and anyone who thinks I am disgusting because they didn't personally witness me wash my hands in the sink can mind their own business and/or go fvck themselves. And also, I don't know what problems you have with wiping but I somehow manage without getting piss on my hands.

Lol. You're fun. I pee every 45 minutes. No joke. I wash my hands every time. I don't get how you can't be bothered with a 30 second process that prevents the spread of germs.

And it is my business that someone I share a bathroom with doesn't use proper hygiene. Yeah.

I don't really piss on my hands. It's called bump dramatics.

Lyssapee · June 2011

I hate this!

I know exactly who does and doesn't wash when using the bathroom in my office. I find more adults don't wash than kids. (I put the garbage for the paper towels outside the door. If you don't throw anything out I judge you.)

Sweeti7307 · June 2011

May she was really a dude and didn't have to wipe after peeing.

Sweeti7307 · June 2011

Lambie.:
As someone who pees evelenty billion times a day I can't be bothered with a three minute sink hand wash every time, I use hand sanitizer and anyone who thinks I am disgusting because they didn't personally witness me wash my hands in the sink can mind their own business and/or go fvck themselves. And also, I don't know what problems you have with wiping but I somehow manage without getting piss on my hands.

This is still gross. *leaves post to go fvck herself*

KJmashup · June 2011

Yup. And these are the same people who complain about always being sick--or at least that's the case in the office I used to work in. I had a mental list of co-irkers who didn't wash, and they were always the ones hacking up a lung.

I always, always open the bathroom door with a paper towel, even now that I am in a healthcare environment that strongly encourages hand hygiene.

emilydholmes1 · June 2011

Lambie.:
As someone who pees evelenty billion times a day I can't be bothered with a three minute sink hand wash every time, I use hand sanitizer and anyone who thinks I am disgusting because they didn't personally witness me wash my hands in the sink can mind their own business and/or go fvck themselves. And also, I don't know what problems you have with wiping but I somehow manage without getting piss on my hands.

Holy run on. And you realize how ridiculous you sound right? RIGHT?

detokiet · June 2011

I agree it's gross not to wash your hands. (Understandable in cases like the PP with the bad eczema who uses antibacterial lotion - at least you're doing something to NOT spread germs.)

My DH used to be guilty of not washing his hands after he peed (but only after peeing). I broke him of that within the first year of dating. He'd go off to pee, come back into the bedroom, and I would say "did you wash your hands? No? Then you're not touching me." Didn't take long at all.

RedCardinal · June 2011

We always wash our hands when we are done in the bathroom, and that goes for a public bathroom too. I have two boys, so I want to at least try to instill this into their little brains that this is a normal thing to do. My three year old loves washing his hands and playing in the water.

Zippydoo · June 2011

Disgusting! The only time I don't wash my hands is if there is no soap in the bathroom and that grosses me out!

Lambie. · June 2011

DrinknDerive:
Lambie.:
As someone who pees evelenty billion times a day I can't be bothered with a three minute sink hand wash every time, I use hand sanitizer and anyone who thinks I am disgusting because they didn't personally witness me wash my hands in the sink can mind their own business and/or go fvck themselves. And also, I don't know what problems you have with wiping but I somehow manage without getting piss on my hands.
Lol. You're fun. I pee every 45 minutes. No joke. I wash my hands every time. I don't get how you can't be bothered with a 30 second process that prevents the spread of germs.
And it is my business that someone I share a bathroom with doesn't use proper hygiene. Yeah.
I don't really piss on my hands. It's called bump dramatics.

A 30 second hand wash isn't effective. You might as well just wipe your hands with a towel. You need three minutes of suds and hot water to do anything. And to the pp who said I sound ridiculous, get your head out of your ass. If I want to use antibacterial hand gel instead of soap and water then it really isn't anyones business.

JerushaLyn · June 2011

Sweeti7307:

Lambie.:
As someone who pees evelenty billion times a day I can't be bothered with a three minute sink hand wash every time, I use hand sanitizer and anyone who thinks I am disgusting because they didn't personally witness me wash my hands in the sink can mind their own business and/or go fvck themselves. And also, I don't know what problems you have with wiping but I somehow manage without getting piss on my hands.

This is still gross. *leaves post to go fvck herself*

This exactly! This is the bump so we've all been pregnant. We know what its like to pee every few minutes. HOWEVER, you still touch the door to get in the bathroom, the latch on the stall, the handle to exit the bathroom, etc. Its common courtesy not only to your own health but to those who touch that door handle behind you (personally I use a napkin since I HATE germs). Being pregnant does not work as a valid excuse here of all places!

:::AND I HAVE NO PROBLEM GOING FVCK MYSELF::: Wink

detokiet · June 2011

Zippydoo:
Disgusting! The only time I don't wash my hands is if there is no soap in the bathroom and that grosses me out!

Even if there was no soap, I still run my hands under hot water, because I would be completely skeeved out and feel gross until I washed them if I didn't.

kmwills · June 2011

There's a sign with instructions for how to wash your hands in the bathrooms at my work (I'm totally serious). Maybe you could post some signs.

Lambie. · June 2011

JerushaLyn:
Sweeti7307:

Lambie.:
As someone who pees evelenty billion times a day I can't be bothered with a three minute sink hand wash every time, I use hand sanitizer and anyone who thinks I am disgusting because they didn't personally witness me wash my hands in the sink can mind their own business and/or go fvck themselves. And also, I don't know what problems you have with wiping but I somehow manage without getting piss on my hands.

This is still gross. *leaves post to go fvck herself*

This exactly! This is the bump so we've all been pregnant. We know what its like to pee every few minutes. HOWEVER, you still touch the door to get in the bathroom, the latch on the stall, the handle to exit the bathroom, etc. Its common courtesy not only to your own health but to those who touch that door handle behind you (personally I use a napkin since I HATE germs). Being pregnant does not work as a valid excuse here of all places!

:::AND I HAVE NO PROBLEM GOING FVCK MYSELF:::

I never said anything about being pregnant did I? I have a peeing problem pregnant or not. I carry hand sanitizer in my purse and am usually rubbing my hands down as I am walking out of the stall, so I also didn't say anything about touching doors with dirty hands.

DrinknDerive · June 2011

Lambie.:
DrinknDerive:
Lambie.:
As someone who pees evelenty billion times a day I can't be bothered with a three minute sink hand wash every time, I use hand sanitizer and anyone who thinks I am disgusting because they didn't personally witness me wash my hands in the sink can mind their own business and/or go fvck themselves. And also, I don't know what problems you have with wiping but I somehow manage without getting piss on my hands.
Lol. You're fun. I pee every 45 minutes. No joke. I wash my hands every time. I don't get how you can't be bothered with a 30 second process that prevents the spread of germs.
And it is my business that someone I share a bathroom with doesn't use proper hygiene. Yeah.
I don't really piss on my hands. It's called bump dramatics.
A 30 second hand wash isn't effective. You might as well just wipe your hands with a towel. You need three minutes of suds and hot water to do anything. And to the pp who said I sound ridiculous, get your head out of your ass. If I want to use antibacterial hand gel instead of soap and water then it really isn't anyones business.

Oh, well in that case, I guess I'll go fvck myself, too.

If you aren't dirtying up the door, then I have no qualms. But if you're lazy, no-hand-washing ass uses antibac at your desk, I stand by my disgusting comment.

Sweeti7307 · June 2011

Lambie.:
DrinknDerive:
Lambie.:
As someone who pees evelenty billion times a day I can't be bothered with a three minute sink hand wash every time, I use hand sanitizer and anyone who thinks I am disgusting because they didn't personally witness me wash my hands in the sink can mind their own business and/or go fvck themselves. And also, I don't know what problems you have with wiping but I somehow manage without getting piss on my hands.
Lol. You're fun. I pee every 45 minutes. No joke. I wash my hands every time. I don't get how you can't be bothered with a 30 second process that prevents the spread of germs.
And it is my business that someone I share a bathroom with doesn't use proper hygiene. Yeah.
I don't really piss on my hands. It's called bump dramatics.
A 30 second hand wash isn't effective. You might as well just wipe your hands with a towel. You need three minutes of suds and hot water to do anything. And to the pp who said I sound ridiculous, get your head out of your ass. If I want to use antibacterial hand gel instead of soap and water then it really isn't anyones business.

Now after she pulls her head out of her ass, would she have to wash it for 3 minute with soap and hot water, or would antibacterial hand gel be okay?

emilydholmes1 · June 2011

Lambie.:
DrinknDerive:
Lambie.:
As someone who pees evelenty billion times a day I can't be bothered with a three minute sink hand wash every time, I use hand sanitizer and anyone who thinks I am disgusting because they didn't personally witness me wash my hands in the sink can mind their own business and/or go fvck themselves. And also, I don't know what problems you have with wiping but I somehow manage without getting piss on my hands.
Lol. You're fun. I pee every 45 minutes. No joke. I wash my hands every time. I don't get how you can't be bothered with a 30 second process that prevents the spread of germs.
And it is my business that someone I share a bathroom with doesn't use proper hygiene. Yeah.
I don't really piss on my hands. It's called bump dramatics.
A 30 second hand wash isn't effective. You might as well just wipe your hands with a towel. You need three minutes of suds and hot water to do anything. And to the pp who said I sound ridiculous, get your head out of your ass. If I want to use antibacterial hand gel instead of soap and water then it really isn't anyones business.

1. I meant the part that you said "you can't be bothered" to wash your hands was ridiculous.

2. https://www.cdc.gov/features/handwashing/ - The CDC says wash your hands for at least 20 seconds. So I am pretty sure 30 seconds would be just fine. I don't care if you use hand santizer but your attitude sucks.

JerushaLyn · June 2011

PB1980:
No courtesy wash? I don't care if you usually use hand sanitizer or not. If someone sees you NOT washing your hands, they'll assume you're a gross individual and they'll tell anyone who will listen how gross you are. A courtesy wash prevents both germs and rumors from spreading.

Agreed! Also, most germs picked up on the door latch (which could very well have poop "residue" on it...you never know who used it before you did) are killed by the sanitizer. So then you go eat lunch and EAT THEM! Handwashing removes those germs and bacteria. I think society has become so dependent on the convenient nature of hand sanitizer that they don't realize it is not superior to good old-fashioned handwashing. Wow, finally put that Biology degree to work! LOL

yourfaceyourface · June 2011

i wash my hands at work but i still use bare hands to open the door. i rarely wash them at home after peeing. i'm ok with it.

i'm not sickly as a result. if anything, my immunity is better than you suckas.

Lambie. · June 2011

Either hand washing or antibacterial gel/lotion is fine. And seriously if I spent 3 minutes washing my hands at the sink every time I peed I would spend approximately two hours a day washing my hands, it's too much.

kate930 · June 2011

Lyssapee:
I hate this!
I know exactly who does and doesn't wash when using the bathroom in my office. I find more adults don't wash than kids. (I put the garbage for the paper towels outside the door. If you don't throw anything out I judge you.)

I don't use paper towels. You would incorrectly judge me, when actually I am the better person for saving the environment.

Zippydoo · June 2011

detokiet:

Zippydoo:
Disgusting! The only time I don't wash my hands is if there is no soap in the bathroom and that grosses me out!

Even if there was no soap, I still run my hands under hot water, because I would be completely skeeved out and feel gross until I washed them if I didn't.

Oh me too...what is worse is when the water is cold!

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