Does anyone have anything funny to share? (sorry I'm needy)

Re: Does anyone have anything funny to share? (sorry I'm needy)

• reb259 member

  April 2011

  hmmm...let's see, I am thinking...

  How about this...my H came with me last Friday to my RE appointment, first time for him to see "the probe."  It was just the 2 of us in the room and he picked it up asking what is was (as he was talking into it like a microphone)...he turned about 3 shades of red and a little green when I told him what it was and where it went.

  He also given my RE the nickname of Dr. Feelgood!!  Men...it's a good thing we women are on this earth!!

  I am AMA and all tests on H came back normal
  3 failed IVF with OE and 2 failed frozen DE cycles
  Last fresh hail mary DE cycle starting Feb 2013
  PAIF/SAIF always welcome

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• BeeBee08 member

  April 2011

  Haha!  I wish the tech walked in while he was doing his performance!  That's funny.

  One time the doctor walked into the room while my DH was taking a picture on his blackberry of the big femal anatomy poster that's on the wall.  Why was he taking a picture?  He thought maybe his sperm was getting lost on the way to the egg so if he took a picture and looked at it regularly, it might help them find their way...And I still choose to have children with him.

   
  me 33/DH 36
  ttc since 10/2008; d/x: mild MFI, stageII endo
  ~~PAIF/SAIF Welcome~~
  11 IUI’s = 1 m/c (7w4d)
  IVF#1 January 2012 BFN, FET #1 April 2012 BFN
  Surprise BFP October 2012 m/c (7w), Surprise BFP April 2013 m/c (6w4d)
  IVF #2: July 2013, ET 1 embryo 7/18, beta 1 @ 14dp3dt - 757, beta 2 @ 16dp3dt - 1762
  U/S 1 @ 6w4d = 1 little frogger with HB of 118, U/S 2 @ 7w3d measuring right on track with HB of 160
  Stick Frogger Stick! Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!   It's a Girl, EDD April 7, 2014

  

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• sterpstra10

  April 2011

  hmmm....last week, DH, who is an auto mechanic, came with me for the actual IUI and after the doc told us the size of my follicles, DH said, "those are the size of lugnuts!"  How romantic, right?

  TTC since 11/2009
  11/2010 DH SA good...01/2011 HSG is clear...01/2011 Consult with RE
  suprise BFP but m/c on 2/7/11
  03/2011 50 mg clomid=BFN
  04/2011 clomid+bromocriptine+IUI=BFP at 11dpiui
  Beta #1(11dpiui)=33, Beta #2 (13dpiui)=96, Beta #3 (20dpiui)=1910, Beta #4 (26dpiui)=20,134
  

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• Mayan2011 member

  April 2011

  I am full of corny jokes - consider yourself WARNED! ha

  What did one burp say to the other?
  Let's sneak out the back and be little stinkers!

  What kind of bees make milk?
  Boo-bees.

  What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
  If we don't get some support soon people are going to think we are nuts.

  I hope at least one of them made you crack a smile!

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• BeeBee08 member

  April 2011

  Mayan2011:

  I am full of corny jokes - consider yourself WARNED! ha

  What did one burp say to the other?
  Let's sneak out the back and be little stinkers!

  What kind of bees make milk?
  Boo-bees.

  What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
  If we don't get some support soon people are going to think we are nuts.

  I hope at least one of them made you crack a smile!

  HAHAHAHAHA!!!  I'm laughing out loud at my desk.  I love corny jokes, they're my favourite!

  Sterpstra...I'm glad to hear MH isn't the only "romantic" one. 

   
  me 33/DH 36
  ttc since 10/2008; d/x: mild MFI, stageII endo
  ~~PAIF/SAIF Welcome~~
  11 IUI’s = 1 m/c (7w4d)
  IVF#1 January 2012 BFN, FET #1 April 2012 BFN
  Surprise BFP October 2012 m/c (7w), Surprise BFP April 2013 m/c (6w4d)
  IVF #2: July 2013, ET 1 embryo 7/18, beta 1 @ 14dp3dt - 757, beta 2 @ 16dp3dt - 1762
  U/S 1 @ 6w4d = 1 little frogger with HB of 118, U/S 2 @ 7w3d measuring right on track with HB of 160
  Stick Frogger Stick! Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!   It's a Girl, EDD April 7, 2014

  

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• FraggleChic member

  April 2011

  Last week when MH gave his "donation" before our IUI he came out of the room afterward and kind of threw himself against the wall like he was exhausted and said, "Whew!!! I'm spent!!"  We were not the only ones in the waiting area either. Haha.
  

  I gave you life, then you gave me mine.

  TTC February 2008 to October 2008 One year forced break due to OIF deployment #2
  Resumed TTC in October 2009 HSG, Hysteroscopy, S/A all clear
  Five total medicated cycles and IUI #1-3 = BFN and all while we were still "unexplained IF"
  25 August Lap revealed Endo, adhesions and blocked left tube
  September 2011: Femara + IUI #4 (IUI #1 post endo removal) =BFFN
  November: IVF #1: Stims started 11/16 ER 11/25 (7R, 5F) ET 11/30 Transferred 2 beautiful expanding blastocysts +HPT 12/6/11
  Beta #1 at 9dp5dt=153! Beta #2 at 16dp5dt= 4009!
  Ultrasound 12/30 showed one beautiful heartbeat! EDD 17 August, 2012

  Hazel Evelyn arrived 10 August, 2012!

  Surprise natural BFP March 2015. M/C at 5 weeks
  Another surprise natural BFP April 2015

  
  

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• FraggleChic member

  April 2011

  sterpstra10:

  hmmm....last week, DH, who is an auto mechanic, came with me for the actual IUI and after the doc told us the size of my follicles, DH said, "those are the size of lugnuts!"  How romantic, right?

   

  Hahahaha! That is hilarious! Something mine would say.
  

  I gave you life, then you gave me mine.

  TTC February 2008 to October 2008 One year forced break due to OIF deployment #2
  Resumed TTC in October 2009 HSG, Hysteroscopy, S/A all clear
  Five total medicated cycles and IUI #1-3 = BFN and all while we were still "unexplained IF"
  25 August Lap revealed Endo, adhesions and blocked left tube
  September 2011: Femara + IUI #4 (IUI #1 post endo removal) =BFFN
  November: IVF #1: Stims started 11/16 ER 11/25 (7R, 5F) ET 11/30 Transferred 2 beautiful expanding blastocysts +HPT 12/6/11
  Beta #1 at 9dp5dt=153! Beta #2 at 16dp5dt= 4009!
  Ultrasound 12/30 showed one beautiful heartbeat! EDD 17 August, 2012

  Hazel Evelyn arrived 10 August, 2012!

  Surprise natural BFP March 2015. M/C at 5 weeks
  Another surprise natural BFP April 2015

  
  

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• FraggleChic member

  April 2011

  bfarrell:

  Haha!  I wish the tech walked in while he was doing his performance!  That's funny.

  One time the doctor walked into the room while my DH was taking a picture on his blackberry of the big femal anatomy poster that's on the wall.  Why was he taking a picture?  He thought maybe his sperm was getting lost on the way to the egg so if he took a picture and looked at it regularly, it might help them find their way...And I still choose to have children with him.

   

  Ha! That's brilliant.
  

  I gave you life, then you gave me mine.

  TTC February 2008 to October 2008 One year forced break due to OIF deployment #2
  Resumed TTC in October 2009 HSG, Hysteroscopy, S/A all clear
  Five total medicated cycles and IUI #1-3 = BFN and all while we were still "unexplained IF"
  25 August Lap revealed Endo, adhesions and blocked left tube
  September 2011: Femara + IUI #4 (IUI #1 post endo removal) =BFFN
  November: IVF #1: Stims started 11/16 ER 11/25 (7R, 5F) ET 11/30 Transferred 2 beautiful expanding blastocysts +HPT 12/6/11
  Beta #1 at 9dp5dt=153! Beta #2 at 16dp5dt= 4009!
  Ultrasound 12/30 showed one beautiful heartbeat! EDD 17 August, 2012

  Hazel Evelyn arrived 10 August, 2012!

  Surprise natural BFP March 2015. M/C at 5 weeks
  Another surprise natural BFP April 2015

  
  

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• sterpstra10

  April 2011

  Ok, these are all cracking me up!  Way to get the laughter going, brarrell!!!

  TTC since 11/2009
  11/2010 DH SA good...01/2011 HSG is clear...01/2011 Consult with RE
  suprise BFP but m/c on 2/7/11
  03/2011 50 mg clomid=BFN
  04/2011 clomid+bromocriptine+IUI=BFP at 11dpiui
  Beta #1(11dpiui)=33, Beta #2 (13dpiui)=96, Beta #3 (20dpiui)=1910, Beta #4 (26dpiui)=20,134
  

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• BeeBee08 member

  April 2011

  FraggleChic:

  Last week when MH gave his "donation" before our IUI he came out of the room afterward and kind of threw himself against the wall like he was exhausted and said, "Whew!!! I'm spent!!"  We were not the only ones in the waiting area either. Haha.
  

  Oh the dramatics.  That's hilarious!  Especially if some of the people in the waiting are were there for their initial consultation!  They're probably thinking, wtf...

   
  me 33/DH 36
  ttc since 10/2008; d/x: mild MFI, stageII endo
  ~~PAIF/SAIF Welcome~~
  11 IUI’s = 1 m/c (7w4d)
  IVF#1 January 2012 BFN, FET #1 April 2012 BFN
  Surprise BFP October 2012 m/c (7w), Surprise BFP April 2013 m/c (6w4d)
  IVF #2: July 2013, ET 1 embryo 7/18, beta 1 @ 14dp3dt - 757, beta 2 @ 16dp3dt - 1762
  U/S 1 @ 6w4d = 1 little frogger with HB of 118, U/S 2 @ 7w3d measuring right on track with HB of 160
  Stick Frogger Stick! Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!   It's a Girl, EDD April 7, 2014

  

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• BeeBee08 member

  April 2011

  sterpstra10:

  Ok, these are all cracking me up!  Way to get the laughter going, brarrell!!!

  I totally needed this today. 

   
  me 33/DH 36
  ttc since 10/2008; d/x: mild MFI, stageII endo
  ~~PAIF/SAIF Welcome~~
  11 IUI’s = 1 m/c (7w4d)
  IVF#1 January 2012 BFN, FET #1 April 2012 BFN
  Surprise BFP October 2012 m/c (7w), Surprise BFP April 2013 m/c (6w4d)
  IVF #2: July 2013, ET 1 embryo 7/18, beta 1 @ 14dp3dt - 757, beta 2 @ 16dp3dt - 1762
  U/S 1 @ 6w4d = 1 little frogger with HB of 118, U/S 2 @ 7w3d measuring right on track with HB of 160
  Stick Frogger Stick! Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!   It's a Girl, EDD April 7, 2014

  

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• kzawisl member

  April 2011

  What's a pirate's favorite letter?  Well, you'd think it's R (arrrgh!!), but it's really the C (sea)

  How much does it cost a pirate to have his ears pierced?  A buck an ear (buccaneer! get it?? aaaahahaha.....)

  Pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel shoved in the front of his pants.  Bartender says,"'Scuse me, Captain, but why is there a ship's wheel in your pants?"  Pirate says, "Arrrgh, she's drivin' me nuts!"

  Me: 30, Dx Unexplained/hypothalamic amenorrhea
  DH: 31, normal!
  April/May 2011: Menopur + Ovidrel +TI = BFN
  Oct 2011: Menopur + Hcg +IUI = BFP!
  Beta #1 (13dpiui)= 129.7, Beta #2 (15 dpiui)= 305
  PAIF/SAIF always welcome!
  My Blog
  
  
  

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• naybird

  April 2011

  I am happy to report, 6 Viagra suppositories down, and I haven't humped my husband's leg once!!!!!!! 

   

  
  

  Renee- 37 DH - Chad - 39
  2/06 - surprise pregnancy - twins
  3/06 - m/c 1st baby at 6 weeks 
  5/06 -2nd baby had no heartbeat at 14 wks.
  D&E - Bled out. Blood transfusions. Week in ICU - Cheated Death!
  Diagnosis: Blood clotting and bleeding disorder, immune issues, & cervical stenosis
  5/10 - 1st IVF cycle - BFN
  FET - 10/12/10 - BFN
  1/11 - IVF with PGD - BFN
  IVF - May - BFN
  6/11 New RE - fingers crossed!
  9/11 - IVF - 4 transferred
  10/13 - BFP!!
  It's a boy! Clint Michael, Due in June!!!
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

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• BeeBee08 member

  April 2011

  kzawisl:

  How much does it cost a pirate to have his ears pierced?  A buck an ear (buccaneer! get it?? aaaahahaha.....)

  I love the theme!  But even more, I love your enthusiasm!  This line really made me giggle.

   
  me 33/DH 36
  ttc since 10/2008; d/x: mild MFI, stageII endo
  ~~PAIF/SAIF Welcome~~
  11 IUI’s = 1 m/c (7w4d)
  IVF#1 January 2012 BFN, FET #1 April 2012 BFN
  Surprise BFP October 2012 m/c (7w), Surprise BFP April 2013 m/c (6w4d)
  IVF #2: July 2013, ET 1 embryo 7/18, beta 1 @ 14dp3dt - 757, beta 2 @ 16dp3dt - 1762
  U/S 1 @ 6w4d = 1 little frogger with HB of 118, U/S 2 @ 7w3d measuring right on track with HB of 160
  Stick Frogger Stick! Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!   It's a Girl, EDD April 7, 2014

  

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• kzawisl member

  April 2011

  bfarrell:

  kzawisl:

  How much does it cost a pirate to have his ears pierced?  A buck an ear (buccaneer! get it?? aaaahahaha.....)

  I love the theme!  But even more, I love your enthusiasm!  This line really made me giggle.

   

  When I was fresh out of college, I worked at Walt Disney World for a while as  Jungle Cruise skipper.  I got really good at really bad jokes.

  What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean meat

  What do you call a cow with no legs?  ground beef

  What do you call a cow with broken udders? A milk dud

  What do you call 2 cows watching each other?  Stake out

   

  Me: 30, Dx Unexplained/hypothalamic amenorrhea
  DH: 31, normal!
  April/May 2011: Menopur + Ovidrel +TI = BFN
  Oct 2011: Menopur + Hcg +IUI = BFP!
  Beta #1 (13dpiui)= 129.7, Beta #2 (15 dpiui)= 305
  PAIF/SAIF always welcome!
  My Blog
  
  
  

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• BeeBee08 member

  April 2011

  kzawisl:

  bfarrell:

  kzawisl:

  How much does it cost a pirate to have his ears pierced?  A buck an ear (buccaneer! get it?? aaaahahaha.....)

  I love the theme!  But even more, I love your enthusiasm!  This line really made me giggle.

  When I was fresh out of college, I worked at Walt Disney World for a while as  Jungle Cruise skipper.  I got really good at really bad jokes.

  What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean meat

  What do you call a cow with no legs?  ground beef

  What do you call a cow with broken udders? A milk dud

  What do you call 2 cows watching each other?  Stake out

   

  Oh man.  This is killing me.  Does that make me equivalent to the 8 year olds you were trying to entertain?  What a great job!!!

   
  me 33/DH 36
  ttc since 10/2008; d/x: mild MFI, stageII endo
  ~~PAIF/SAIF Welcome~~
  11 IUI’s = 1 m/c (7w4d)
  IVF#1 January 2012 BFN, FET #1 April 2012 BFN
  Surprise BFP October 2012 m/c (7w), Surprise BFP April 2013 m/c (6w4d)
  IVF #2: July 2013, ET 1 embryo 7/18, beta 1 @ 14dp3dt - 757, beta 2 @ 16dp3dt - 1762
  U/S 1 @ 6w4d = 1 little frogger with HB of 118, U/S 2 @ 7w3d measuring right on track with HB of 160
  Stick Frogger Stick! Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!   It's a Girl, EDD April 7, 2014

  

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