say anything wednesday ladies?
I have a rash. I switched to a new herbal shampoo and I *think* that is where it came from. However I love the new shampoo so much, its tempting me to keep using it with a benadryl chaser....
I was also asked to move up to the front desk in my office because one of the receptionists got axed. I like it better up here than in my boring, dark scary office and I hope that if I keep doing a good job they will take their time to find a new receptionist.
Re: S.A.W....
Um awkward, you misspelled the hot New Kids name. It's J-O-R-D-A-N. I'll forgive you.
(But seriously... why am I turned on by grown men grabbing their crotches?)
I can't stop eating the cornbread I made the other night. Its so delicious.
D has a double ear infection and I'm feeling just awful that he's so miserable. Last night he had a pretty high temp, I thought for sure we'd be going to the ER.
H forgot to put toilet paper in the bathroom yesterday after he used it all.Last night I went pee before bed and he couldnt hear me calling his name because the damn TV was on so loud.I texted and called him and he didn't hear it.I used his clean work shirt. Lucky him I did laundry.
*gigglesnort*
An older man (I'm talking 60s) INSISTED on purchasing my items for me from the store this morning. So I let him.
WHAT? Who doesn't like a sugar daddy?
Pre-baby, H and I went on vacation a lot - as in every few months. Post-baby, we haven't been on a single vacation. H is itching to get out of dodge. However, he has the fear of being "that" parent with the screaming kid on the plane. What is his solution? Let's drive. There is no effing way I am getting in a car for a 30-hr trip.
And that would be 30 hours, without the extra stops required now that we are traveling with child. I think I've convinced him driving is not a good idea.
Now to convince him it's OK to fly...
And I am sorry you arent getting any. I finally caved in and decided to do it.Now I cant stop.haha.
You do realize that I cannot go to that store ever again, right? I was so flustered!
I have full intentions of going to the store today to re-purchase C's Easter outfit in the size bigger than I originally bought. Then waiting it out until closer to Easter so see which one I need to return.
I totally have C in awesome jeggings today! Her pop of color is her purple trumpettes.
I did crunches and push ups last night. Followed by a bowl of ice cream.
I saw you post this last night and I just about peed myself in bed I was laughing so hard.
My S.A.W. is brought to you by my hunk of a DH... It is not sexy in the least bit when a man is in the shower and is telling me about what his morning will entail to fart in the middle of the sentence and act as though that one "snuck up on you" and then try and get some beforeworkmorningsexytime as soon as you come out. Like I want a piece of your morning gasass. You lose, try again.
::dead::
Every time I hear this song, all I can picture is Cee Lo in his bird costume, and Gwyneth Paltrow's AWFUL cat suit. Some women can pull an outfit like that off. She can't.
I would have tossed in a bag of M&M's for good measure.
::high five:: thats awesome.
Did you catch his name b/c I have a few things I need to pick up?
Married: 5/12/07
DD: 7/28/10
TTC#2: 10/2014
Not til the second or third week of April I think?
I was always a Jordan girl--and then I met him. He was pretty much a total douche. I was devastated.
I saw them in concert in 2008 and let me just say he had a song where he had a white shirt on and was sweaty.
I looked at my friend and said "They grew up well".
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My Say Anything:
Fenugreek has not only helped my supply but regulated my digestive system a bit.
I have been slacking off at work since I have returned.
Ok I lied. It's the last week of April. 2nd week is usually the norm, duh me.
Married: 5/12/07
DD: 7/28/10
TTC#2: 10/2014
LOL Thanks!
were you shopping in The Villages by chance?
My post-baby body image is putting some major distance between DH and I. I don't even want to be affectionate because I don't really want it to go anywhere... I just feel terribly unattractive. I also have zero energy.
I'll love you forever,
I'll like you for always,
As long as I'm living my baby you'll be.
- Robert Munsch
LOL!
my read shelf:
I actually almost convinced myself today that I would be cool with having a second child if DH won't agree to adopt a girl from China. DH wants to wait to even discuss our options until LO is 1 but I am already researching the adoption process and seeing what I can get in order now since the process takes about three years.
.... hear that sound? It my childhood dreams being crushed.
I've faked diarrhea at home the last two days so I could lock myself in the bathroom and read. My book is really good and it's the only chance I have to read it! LOL
my read shelf:
i am not familiar with this and I am VERY happy about that. I saw him on the NBA All Star show and I was cringing but yet couldnt turn away...::shudders::
It's from the Grammys. And do yourself a favor and do NOT google it.