Can I start WTF Wednesday?

BlueRidge8 · February 2011

WTF lack of sleep - DD usually STTN, but last night she sang for an hour (not a problem in and of itself) but when I went back to sleep the stupid cat woke me up 3 times afterwards.

WTF spilling my oatmeal and water bottle on my desk this morning and realizing I forgot to turn my crockpot down to low before I left.

and finally, WTF to driving home to fix the crockpot error only to discover that I had, in fact, turned it down.

ncr279 · February 2011

WTF tricare! Why would you assign my 7 month old son a pediatrician who only takes kids 4 years old and above!

claire1983 · February 2011

WTF housework?? Why should I do you, what have YOU done for ME lately?

AMossy · February 2011

WTF Redneck Weddings? Do you people really exist? If so, why oh why must you procreate?

AlyRally · February 2011

WTF clients?? Why do you take the AMAZING advertising campaigns that I create for you and then piss all over them til they're not any good?? Flat, boring, emotionless. Who wants to buy that product?!?! Ugh.

WTF husband?? Why don't you step up and tell your boss that you haven't had a raise in 3 years, you're working 60 hour weeks and you deserve to make more money?!? They're not just handing out money these days...if you want a raise, you have to ask for it.

WTF weather?!? Why won't you get nice and stay nice so I can take my little munchkin to the park again!??! He LOVED the swing!!

sugarland726 · February 2011

AMossy:
WTF Redneck Weddings? Do you people really exist? If so, why oh why must you procreate?

Solely for my entertainment.

and a big thumbs up to PP about the housework.

rubiafaerie25 · February 2011

claire1983:
WTF housework?? Why should I do you, what have YOU done for ME lately?

Amen sister!

jlhebb · February 2011

WTF MIL?!?! Either come over when we invite you to see DD or quit complaining you never see her! And, while you're at it, quit asking if she remembers you every.time.you.see.her. You just saw her a couple days ago. Get off the guilt trip.

MrsBalletStar05 · February 2011

ncr279:
WTF tricare! Why would you assign my 7 month old son a pediatrician who only takes kids 4 years old and above!

LOL - sorry, I had to laugh. Because tricare is stoopid! Ugh.

AMossy · February 2011

AlyRally:
WTF clients?? Why do you take the AMAZING advertising campaigns that I create for you and then piss all over them til they're not any good?? Flat, boring, emotionless. Who wants to buy that product?!?! Ugh.

Sounds like we are in the same line of work...I feel for ya!

mrs.kapow · February 2011

LaurLaurLaur:
WTF dog?
Running late and frazzled, I drop an entire can of Puffs on the kitchen floor and for the first time in your life you don't dive for food that has hit the ground. I had zero intention of cleaning them up- we are supposed to be a team!

Yet if you're like my WTF dog, you'll come home to brownies that he managed to pull of the counter and then puke up in the dining room. Effing awesome, mutt. He's lucky I love him.

mrs.kapow · February 2011

LaurLaurLaur:
WTF dog?
Running late and frazzled, I drop an entire can of Puffs on the kitchen floor and for the first time in your life you don't dive for food that has hit the ground. I had zero intention of cleaning them up- we are supposed to be a team!

Yet if you're like my WTF dog, you'll come home to brownies that he managed to pull of the counter and then puke up in the dining room. Effing awesome, mutt. He's lucky I love him.

KRISTA555 · February 2011

MrsBalletStar05:

ncr279:
WTF tricare! Why would you assign my 7 month old son a pediatrician who only takes kids 4 years old and above!

LOL - sorry, I had to laugh. Because tricare is stoopid! Ugh.

amen! WTF TRICARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????

Tricare makes us go on post, even though we HAD a great civilian pediatrician. When I make appointments, first they tell me I need to call back because they can't book that early. So when I call back, they tell me they can't see her till February 8th (yesterday). Look at my ticker. We're talking about her SIX MONTH CHECKUP here people! So yesterday we drive 40 minutes to her appointment and guess what?!!! They cancelled it!!!!!!! Can we just see another pediatrician instead? Oh, of course not! Have to reschedule it!

*%&#@)$*@#$*_

I HATE MILITARY HOSPITALS!

KelsoXOXO · February 2011

WTF DD? DH and I barely have sex anymore and we thought last night it was gonna happen, but you chose to be super fussy and wake up every 10 minutes....

WTF snow?? GO AWAY! I can't make it to work today because you thought it'd be funny to dump at least a foot more on top of what we already had....

ebmartin · February 2011

WTF pump? What part of suction don't you understand? I'm getting plenty from the right and so-so from the left....you're starting to p!$$ me off!

WTF stomach? Why must you be hungry all the time and therefore force me to eat yummy food that is probably BAD for me Stick out tongue

mcp · February 2011

WTF dh? Taking ds outside with you while you let the dog out - without a coat on?!? Oh, and it was 24 degrees. NOT OK!!

Ruby_Soho · February 2011

KelsoXOXO:
WTF DD? DH and I barely have sex anymore and we thought last night it was gonna happen, but you chose to be super fussy and wake up every 10 minutes....

OMG, I swear DS does not want a sibling! He's such a little c*ckblocker!! Just as well he's so cute :-) WTF growth spurt? DS has had enough of you. Tripling his birth weight in 5 months wasn't enough? My boobs are like empty sacks of nothing. There's not enough breastfeeding tea and water in the world to keep up! I pumped between feeds yesterday and got 2ozs instead of 6!!!

Rainne38 · February 2011

WTF MIL? You only have to watch DD 2x a week and you barely do that. Now you cancel for the next two days b/c you "can't afford to get sick." ARGH! Thank goodnes for my mother!

ncr279 · February 2011

KRISTA555:
MrsBalletStar05:

ncr279:
WTF tricare! Why would you assign my 7 month old son a pediatrician who only takes kids 4 years old and above!

LOL - sorry, I had to laugh. Because tricare is stoopid! Ugh.

amen! WTF TRICARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????

Tricare makes us go on post, even though we HAD a great civilian pediatrician. When I make appointments, first they tell me I need to call back because they can't book that early. So when I call back, they tell me they can't see her till February 8th (yesterday). Look at my ticker. We're talking about her SIX MONTH CHECKUP here people! So yesterday we drive 40 minutes to her appointment and guess what?!!! They cancelled it!!!!!!! Can we just see another pediatrician instead? Oh, of course not! Have to reschedule it!

*%&#@)$*@#$*_

I HATE MILITARY HOSPITALS!

That is just plain rediculous!!!

And i just had another one... WTF garbage man! Why do you insist on dropping my garbage can at the neighbors house after you dump it in your truck? Is it really that hard to set it back down where you picked it up from???

Mrs.T22308 · February 2011

WTF DH?!?!

First, you were passed on a HUGE promotion at work, not because you weren't qualified, but because your lazy butt couldn't apply for it when the application was open for OVER A MONTH!?!?! That promotion meant that I could have quit my job and focused on my business while being a SAHM mom.

Second: You brought your car to Firestone (of all places) and told them to "do whatever" to fix it. Now we are paying $500 for a $125 repair that your friend could have done. Nice going. Now I have no money to gamble with when we go to Atlantic City in two weeks. I'll be bringing work and staying in the hotel. Have fun alone on our anniversary =(