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HappyAardvark
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my head just exploded. See the Oct. 2011 board (ticker warning)
HappyAardvark
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can someone please check out the "what are my chances" post... if you can make it past the inane original post, scroll down to see her own reply where she says this:
"...I wipe out (not just outside but inside my vag too). Yes, the statistics are 20% each month, but that's if we are not wiping out. It must lower the chances significantly (or so I'd think).
She's claiming that because she "wipes off" her husband's leftovers (outside AND inside!) then her chances of conceiving any given month would be lower than the 20% for a normal healthy couple TTC.
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatthefuck
July 20th, 2012: Never forget the day the fb douchebags tried so hard, but ultimately failed. Viva la October 2011! Yeah, I called you douchebags.
BFP 1/18/11, EDD 10/1/11. Born at 37w5d on 9/15/11.
"There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning.
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Re: my head just exploded. See the Oct. 2011 board (ticker warning)
Even miracles take a little time - Cinderella
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"Even miracles take a little time"
OMG...is this the same person posting on the TTCAL board...come check out some of the responses from the ladies to her there. No holds barred. If it's not the same person, then this 'wiping' method must be the new thing that the kids are doing...
"Even miracles take a little time"
I know there is stupid but......dayum........
I wish I had known about just wiping out a long time ago. I would have saved a lot of money on BC.
Im confused too. Is she or is she not pregnant?
I agree with you!
dx: LPD & low progesterone 11/2011
BFP #1 August 23
She wants to "wing it, wipe it and wait".
I'm coining that phrase.
Since her post is on more than one board and makes as little sense on all of them...all I have gathered is that they are "laid back people wanting to just let a pg be a coincidence" Whatever.
She told the TTCAL board that she had a BFP in December but AF came right after. She's not pregnant...not TTC but not TTA. Just wingin' it.
Yes, on YOUR board.
Been married since 2009.
Unicornuate Uterus (yes I menstruate glitter)
Several MCs
DD born 2013 (our miracle "you can't have babies" baby!)
I just have to say....I effin love your sig. LOL
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Darwinism definitely wasn't working when she came along. When trying to prevent pregnancy if you forget to do the "pull out" method, just do the "wipe out" method! For crying out loud, why is she wiping out anyway if she thinks it's lowering her changes of getting pregnant?? Is she trying to get pregnant or not?
TTC #1 since Sept 2010
DX = Endo and right tube blocked
IUI #1-3 - 50mg Clomid, 75iu Gonal, Ovidrel, Progesterone = BFN
IVF #1 - ER = 9R, 9M, 8F; 5DT of 1 embryo (3 frosties) = BFP!!
Beta #1 (17dpo) = 496, Beta #2 (20dpo) = 1318, Beta #3 (22dpo) = 2190
EDD Oct 9, 2012
Sorry teacher, I promise not to be naughty again and I won't start any more posts on TTGP. I appreciate you keeping me in line.
BFP 1/18/11, EDD 10/1/11. Born at 37w5d on 9/15/11.
***BFP Chart***
"There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning.
Been married since 2009.
Unicornuate Uterus (yes I menstruate glitter)
Several MCs
DD born 2013 (our miracle "you can't have babies" baby!)
Oh my... I seriously have no words.
Someone needs to.
Ohh ok I gotcha! Just wingin'it....love it!
Wing it, wipe and and wait- I love it!
"Even miracles take a little time"
Other people get told off when they do that. I'm sorry, did you think you were special?
DD born 07/2011 DD due 11/18/2013
So...she wants to get KU, but she wants to give the sperm a challenge? Oookay. I really hope that post is MUD.
If it's not, you can bet she's probably pregnant b/c:
OH MY GOD- I went over to her TTCAL post to see what she said there and learned a little something- did you ladies know that:
Babydancing when you are ovulating is almost guaranteed, so there is no fun in "surprise". That is why we wipe out."Even miracles take a little time"
I don't understand what the big deal is with TTGP grads starting a post honestly. If the grad OP is someone that many on the board are familiar with and has something interesting to post, then who cares if she is pregnant or not?
People on TTGP often direct those who have pregnancy related questions to 1st Tri despite the poster not being pregnant and no one (either on TTGP or on 1st Tri) care about that.
Eh, I don't have a strong opinion either way, it's just a weird thing (IMO) that I don't quite understand. Feel free to let me know why it is such a big deal.
OMG, I am soooo stealing this. I think it will come in handy, I just have a feeling.
Almost guaranteed, huh? On the October board, she knew her chances are 20% each cycle. Now I definitely call MUD.
Ladies! That was funny! Thanks Aardvark for posting this. I can understand being annoyed if a TTGP grad consistently, but if someone finds something they think everyone will get a kick out of, why not?
It all makes so much sense now...
"Even miracles take a little time"
I think it's rude to make a post about a post on a board that some ladies here are still a little sore about not making it on. I don't want to know what is going on on the pg boards, honestly. If I did, I would go lurk myself. I just feel it is rude. That is my opinion, and it may not be shared. But, when I get my BFP, I won't be coming here to share about whatever board I make it to. I wouldn't want to make it look like I was rubbing it in anyone else's face.
Been married since 2009.
Unicornuate Uterus (yes I menstruate glitter)
Several MCs
DD born 2013 (our miracle "you can't have babies" baby!)
Let's pretend this board is for ladies who are "Trying To Get Pregnant."
While it is acceptable now for women who are KU (grads or not) to post on a thread, it hasn't always been that way. This is like posting on Babies 0-3 months, when, in fact, you don't have a child 0-3 months.
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