Am I pregnant?

AvidVertigo · December 2010

What if she wraps her pink prenatals in blue playdough? Would that count to equal a baby boy? I am really confused because I took pink prenatals and I had a little boy. Does this mean I am going to have problems with him as he gets older? Now I am really worried...

DrinknDerive · December 2010

DaisyFull:
valg927:
Even if you are 15.5 seconds pregnant (which is my calculation for 6DPO) any possible fetus is not yet taking anything from you, so enjoy two or three bottles of wine if you want to.
This post wins. I declare here the winner, and will, in true DnD fashion THE END this post.
Sorry, goo, time to go back to your own board and leave these fine ladies alone.

Yesssssss. But all of you hors need to leave 1T alone. They mean sewious business over here.

DaisyFull · December 2010

Jessibell:
I'm sure I'm outting my "newb" status, but in my day, the regular posters were not the ones creating the MUD. We had trolls and lame ass AEs for that.

Desperate times...

Treasa · December 2010

ITA!

Still a "newbie" part of me that thinks OP started out for reals but now she is saying its MUD to cover her silliness.

DaisyFull · December 2010

DrinknDerive:
DaisyFull:
valg927:
Even if you are 15.5 seconds pregnant (which is my calculation for 6DPO) any possible fetus is not yet taking anything from you, so enjoy two or three bottles of wine if you want to.
This post wins. I declare here the winner, and will, in true DnD fashion THE END this post.
Sorry, goo, time to go back to your own board and leave these fine ladies alone.
Yesssssss. But all of you hors need to leave 1T alone. They mean sewious business over here.

Oh, my love.

DaisyFull · December 2010

Treasa:
ITA!
Still a "newbie" part of me that thinks OP started out for reals but now she is saying its MUD to cover her silliness.

The "troll" can be found hiding in 6-9. Go get her. Roar.

DrinknDerive · December 2010

Treasa:
ITA!

Still a "newbie" part of me that thinks OP started out for reals but now she is saying its MUD to cover her silliness.

Not so much.

AvidVertigo · December 2010

Yeah, I think you gals on 1st trimester should come over to our board for a while - 6 to 9 months and see what it is like over there. I dare you to post something....

Jessibell · December 2010

Is anyone else troubled by the amount of posts in this thread that are at best nonsensical and at worst completely incoherrent?

Also, what goes on on 6-9? Violent jump ins gang style?

AvidVertigo · December 2010

Jessibell:

Is anyone else troubled by the amount of posts in this thread that are at best nonsensical and at worst completely incoherrent?

Also, what goes on on 6-9? Violent jump ins gang style?

Come join us, we are a very accepting group of people, even if you don't have a child who is 6-9 months old. We will take in people who are 6-9 weeks along too. It's a good learning experience. I didn't think we were that violent in here to be honest....

Treasa · December 2010

DaisyFull:
Treasa:

ITA!

Still a "newbie" part of me that thinks OP started out for reals but now she is saying its MUD to cover her silliness.

The "troll" can be found hiding in 6-9. Go get her. Roar.

Wow, that chick must be incredibly bored! Silly kid!

DaisyFull · December 2010

Treasa:
DaisyFull:
Treasa:

ITA!
Still a "newbie" part of me that thinks OP started out for reals but now she is saying its MUD to cover her silliness.
The "troll" can be found hiding in 6-9. Go get her. Roar.
Wow, that chick must be incredibly bored! Silly kid!

I know. We should feel bad for her dh.

Ashleygoo · December 2010

DaisyFull:
Treasa:
DaisyFull:
Treasa:

ITA!
Still a "newbie" part of me that thinks OP started out for reals but now she is saying its MUD to cover her silliness.
The "troll" can be found hiding in 6-9. Go get her. Roar.
Wow, that chick must be incredibly bored! Silly kid!
I know. We should feel bad for her dh.

And baby. You cant forget baby, or else it wont be as good.

Someone smart told me that. And she must know.

bumpuser1691848 · December 2010

Ashleygoo:
DaisyFull:
Treasa:
DaisyFull:
Treasa:

ITA!

Still a "newbie" part of me that thinks OP started out for reals but now she is saying its MUD to cover her silliness.

The "troll" can be found hiding in 6-9. Go get her. Roar.

Wow, that chick must be incredibly bored! Silly kid!

I know. We should feel bad for her dh.

And baby. You cant forget baby, or else it wont be as good.

Someone smart told me that. And she must know.

DH likes when I get bored, we just do the deed.

We usually just stick DD in her crib with a bottle filled with Mountain Dew. She loves it.

Jessibell · December 2010

AvidVertigo:
Jessibell:

Is anyone else troubled by the amount of posts in this thread that are at best nonsensical and at worst completely incoherrent?

Also, what goes on on 6-9? Violent jump ins gang style?

Come join us, we are a very accepting group of people, even if you don't have a child who is 6-9 months old. We will take in people who are 6-9 weeks along too. It's a good learning experience. I didn't think we were that violent in here to be honest....

Thank you kindly for the offer, but I paid my dues on 6-12 once and at present I don't have a void in my life that I think another trip would fill.

jenerally? · December 2010

heather_09_15_07:
Do we look like pregnancy tests?

::gigglefits::

AvidVertigo · December 2010

Jessibell:
AvidVertigo:
Jessibell:

Is anyone else troubled by the amount of posts in this thread that are at best nonsensical and at worst completely incoherrent?

Also, what goes on on 6-9? Violent jump ins gang style?

Come join us, we are a very accepting group of people, even if you don't have a child who is 6-9 months old. We will take in people who are 6-9 weeks along too. It's a good learning experience. I didn't think we were that violent in here to be honest....

Thank you kindly for the offer, but I paid my dues on 6-12 once and at present I don't have a void in my life that I think another trip would fill.

Jessibell, I think you and I could be bumpie BFF's. I am planning on POAS tonight, and if that is the case, we will have VERY similar due dates - my calculations cannot be off, I would be about 8 weeks along now. THEN you and I could travel the boards together...this sounds soooo cool!!!!

MFAinNYC · December 2010

kimandhuck:
abrausen:

I thought the only way to have boy is to take non-pink prenatal vitamins and do it doggy style...

Also- I would TOTALLY enjoy a glass of wine tonight if I were you...thinking you are pregnant can be so stressful.

Really?! We did doggy style the night before, so maybe I he/she was conceived that day and DD will have a little brother! I'll be sure to find boy prenatals this time!

I know a glass of wine is ok, but my day was so bad that I was thinking of enjoying the entire bottle. But not knowing is very stressful. And I have to wait a week to find out!

No, if you did it doggy style, you get a PUPPY.

MFAinNYC · December 2010

kimandhuck:
Ashleygoo:
DaisyFull:
Treasa:
DaisyFull:
Treasa:

ITA!

Still a "newbie" part of me that thinks OP started out for reals but now she is saying its MUD to cover her silliness.

The "troll" can be found hiding in 6-9. Go get her. Roar.

Wow, that chick must be incredibly bored! Silly kid!

I know. We should feel bad for her dh.

And baby. You cant forget baby, or else it wont be as good.

Someone smart told me that. And she must know.

DH likes when I get bored, we just do the deed.

We usually just stick DD in her crib with a bottle filled with Mountain Dew. She loves it.

I hear that's great for their teeth!

bebe5455 · December 2010

LMAO! Violent jump ins! Alot of tough anonymous talk is all I see.

WannaBeCrunchyMama · December 2010

Mrs*MichelleB:
A pee stick can thoroughly answer this question for you.

Seriously

I never understand these questions.

WE DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE PREGNANT!!!!!!!

Pee on a stick. And in the mean time

DON'T DRINK ALCOHOL. geez.

Ashleygoo · December 2010

MFAinNYC:
kimandhuck:
Ashleygoo:
DaisyFull:
Treasa:
DaisyFull:
Treasa:

ITA!

Still a "newbie" part of me that thinks OP started out for reals but now she is saying its MUD to cover her silliness.

The "troll" can be found hiding in 6-9. Go get her. Roar.

Wow, that chick must be incredibly bored! Silly kid!

I know. We should feel bad for her dh.

And baby. You cant forget baby, or else it wont be as good.

Someone smart told me that. And she must know.

DH likes when I get bored, we just do the deed.

We usually just stick DD in her crib with a bottle filled with Mountain Dew. She loves it.
I hear that's great for their teeth!

They dont have teeth! You need to get educated.

sleepingbeauty825 · December 2010

I am thoroughly impressed by all the generic insults being thrown around. Wink

TrueLeu · December 2010

MrsGo4Hockeychick:
sorry, my ute goggles are in the shop.I guess you'll have to find out like everyone else.

step by step directions
1. drive to store
2. walk to family planning aisle
3. pick out a pregnancy test (my guess is that you will want a digital, as those lines may be far too much for your brain to figure out)
4. pay for it
5. go home
6. pee on stick
7. read the results.

that was not necessary.

tori2008 · December 2010

Ashleygoo:
L&R70707:
Ashleygoo:

heather_09_15_07:
Do we look like pregnancy tests?

Testy, testy.

You could at least attempt to be polite. That's what the bump is all about, after all.

::snort::

Yes, the bump is here solely for internet strangers to guess whether someone is pregnant.
Are you a hog, cos you make no sense.
The bump is for support, why cant you understand that. Granted there are a few nasty nellies, but the majority of us ARE looking for companionship through this really difficult time we call pregnancy. If you want something else, then I think you should go back to the artificial sweetener post and be nasty there.

Love this This was over due!

forensicmama · December 2010

Implantation bleeding is usually brownish or pinkish, it occurs about a week past ovulation (just as you are now). It isn't heavy and it doesn't tend to resemble menstruation in anyway. There are other reasons you may be bleeding: infection, you just had intercourse, etc. The only way you can truly find out is to wait a few days and test. In the meantime, you can relax by cutting up some cucumbers, putting the slices on your eyes, turning up the music and soaking in the tub. And tea! Tea is imperative. I suggest chamomile.