Am I pregnant?

DaisyFull · December 2010

MrsGo4Hockeychick:
onislandtime:
and it sounds like you are here for the sole purpose of being a nasty b.
I'm here for entertainment. And if you think what I've said is nasty, you may want to check out cafemom or babygaga. They'd be a little more your speed.

Hahahaha... I think OnIslandTime is more than at-home amongst the bishes.

MrsGo4Hockeychick · December 2010

DaisyFull:
dawnkelly10:
This has made my afternoon go by a lot faster. Thanks for all the amusement. This is the most ridiculous feed I've ever read. lol.
Clearly you have a long way to go. This is amateur hour. Pfffft....

more like preschool amateur hour. I sense a few GBCB's in our future.

Ashleygoo · December 2010

MrsGo4Hockeychick:
DaisyFull:
dawnkelly10:
This has made my afternoon go by a lot faster. Thanks for all the amusement. This is the most ridiculous feed I've ever read. lol.
Clearly you have a long way to go. This is amateur hour. Pfffft....
more like preschool amateur hour. I sense a few GBCB's in our future.

What is GBCB? Maybe people wouldnt assume you were rude if you didnt speak in code.

DaisyFull · December 2010

MrsGo4Hockeychick:
DaisyFull:
dawnkelly10:
This has made my afternoon go by a lot faster. Thanks for all the amusement. This is the most ridiculous feed I've ever read. lol.
Clearly you have a long way to go. This is amateur hour. Pfffft....
more like preschool amateur hour. I sense a few GBCB's in our future.

I'm afraid there won't be any GBCBs in our future.. as sad as it makes me... these bishes are posers.

MrsGo4Hockeychick · December 2010

DaisyFull:
MrsGo4Hockeychick:
DaisyFull:
dawnkelly10:
This has made my afternoon go by a lot faster. Thanks for all the amusement. This is the most ridiculous feed I've ever read. lol.
Clearly you have a long way to go. This is amateur hour. Pfffft....
more like preschool amateur hour. I sense a few GBCB's in our future.
I'm afraid there won't be any GBCBs in our future.. as sad as it makes me... these bishes are posers.

well, then I guess we'll just have to stick to our super secret special code language.

Jessibell · December 2010

DaisyFull:

dawnkelly10:
This has made my afternoon go by a lot faster. Thanks for all the amusement. This is the most ridiculous feed I've ever read. lol.

Clearly you have a long way to go. This is amateur hour. Pfffft....

15 WHOLE MONTHS!!!! You must be some sort of nest elder!

Ashleygoo · December 2010

DaisyFull:
MrsGo4Hockeychick:
DaisyFull:
dawnkelly10:
This has made my afternoon go by a lot faster. Thanks for all the amusement. This is the most ridiculous feed I've ever read. lol.
Clearly you have a long way to go. This is amateur hour. Pfffft....
more like preschool amateur hour. I sense a few GBCB's in our future.
I'm afraid there won't be any GBCBs in our future.. as sad as it makes me... these bishes are posers.

Daisy, you suck! I was hoping things would pick up. And I totally would of GBCB for the record. I'm that insanely bored. lol

DaisyFull · December 2010

Jessibell:
DaisyFull:

dawnkelly10:
This has made my afternoon go by a lot faster. Thanks for all the amusement. This is the most ridiculous feed I've ever read. lol.
Clearly you have a long way to go. This is amateur hour. Pfffft....

15 WHOLE MONTHS!!!! You must be some sort of nest elder!

Haha. Is it time for a math lesson?

DaisyFull · December 2010

Ashleygoo:
DaisyFull:
MrsGo4Hockeychick:
DaisyFull:
dawnkelly10:
This has made my afternoon go by a lot faster. Thanks for all the amusement. This is the most ridiculous feed I've ever read. lol.
Clearly you have a long way to go. This is amateur hour. Pfffft....
more like preschool amateur hour. I sense a few GBCB's in our future.
I'm afraid there won't be any GBCBs in our future.. as sad as it makes me... these bishes are posers.
Daisy, you suck! I was hoping things would pick up. And I totally would of GBCB for the record. I'm that insanely bored. lol

It IS picking up. The cavalry has arrived to put you bishes in your place.

bumpuser1691848 · December 2010

lrachelle80:

This thread is hilarious.

OP, I'm so sorry people aren't being nice to you with your perfectly valid question about whether we can tell if you're knocked up and whether the fact that you were on bottom this time means it's a boy. There IS actually a way to tell, and it's free and cheap and online. Try this:

https://www.thepregnancytester.com/

Take this test, and while you're doing it, hold very VERY still, because otherwise it might error out. It will actually even tell you if it's a boy or a girl and estimate the weight at birth. It's pretty amazing.

Good luck!

Seriously, what is wrong with all of you 1st tri ladies. I don't understand why everyone is so rude. No one was this rude when I was in 1st tri before.

Ashleygoo · December 2010

DaisyFull:
Ashleygoo:
DaisyFull:
MrsGo4Hockeychick:
DaisyFull:
dawnkelly10:
This has made my afternoon go by a lot faster. Thanks for all the amusement. This is the most ridiculous feed I've ever read. lol.
Clearly you have a long way to go. This is amateur hour. Pfffft....
more like preschool amateur hour. I sense a few GBCB's in our future.
I'm afraid there won't be any GBCBs in our future.. as sad as it makes me... these bishes are posers.
Daisy, you suck! I was hoping things would pick up. And I totally would of GBCB for the record. I'm that insanely bored. lol
It IS picking up. The cavalry has arrived to put you bishes in your place.

Meh. The funniest thing I've seen in this whole thread was the girl threatening to send me to babygaga with her words and the girl who said you have only been here for 15 months. ahhahaha

I should of thrown in some panty sniffing, that's always a big hit.

DaisyFull · December 2010

kimandhuck:
lrachelle80:

This thread is hilarious.
OP, I'm so sorry people aren't being nice to you with your perfectly valid question about whether we can tell if you're knocked up and whether the fact that you were on bottom this time means it's a boy. There IS actually a way to tell, and it's free and cheap and online. Try this:
https://www.thepregnancytester.com/
Take this test, and while you're doing it, hold very VERY still, because otherwise it might error out. It will actually even tell you if it's a boy or a girl and estimate the weight at birth. It's pretty amazing.
Good luck!
Seriously, what is wrong with all of you 1st tri ladies. I don't understand why everyone is so rude. No one was this rude when I was in 1st tri before.

Wait, are you serious?

If 1st tri was this interesting the first time around, I'd be at gold.

DeansGirl0329 · December 2010

kimandhuck:
While I'm at it, another question: with DD, I was on top when she was conceived. This time, I wasn't really in the mood, so I was laying down and DH was standing at the edge of the bed. Could that mean that if I am KU, then it could be a boy this time?

Be careful with your sex positions! We did it doggy style last time I got KU, and I popped out a Golden Retriever. Boy were we surprised.

onislandtime · December 2010

MrsGo4Hockeychick:

onislandtime:
and it sounds like you are here for the sole purpose of being a nasty b.

I'm here for entertainment. And if you think what I've said is nasty, you may want to check out cafemom or babygaga. They'd be a little more your speed.

Wow, thanks for the recommendation but I feel right at home here. I'm glad you have TB for entertainment, I'm sure your husband is glad too as it gives him a reprieve from you and your hormones.

valg927 · December 2010

Even if you are 15.5 seconds pregnant (which is my calculation for 6DPO) any possible fetus is not yet taking anything from you, so enjoy two or three bottles of wine if you want to.

bumpuser1691848 · December 2010

DaisyFull:
kimandhuck:
lrachelle80:

This thread is hilarious.

OP, I'm so sorry people aren't being nice to you with your perfectly valid question about whether we can tell if you're knocked up and whether the fact that you were on bottom this time means it's a boy. There IS actually a way to tell, and it's free and cheap and online. Try this:

https://www.thepregnancytester.com/

Take this test, and while you're doing it, hold very VERY still, because otherwise it might error out. It will actually even tell you if it's a boy or a girl and estimate the weight at birth. It's pretty amazing.

Good luck!

Seriously, what is wrong with all of you 1st tri ladies. I don't understand why everyone is so rude. No one was this rude when I was in 1st tri before.

Wait, are you serious?

If 1st tri was this interesting the first time around, I'd be at gold.

Ha, no. I wish 1st tri was this entertaining when I was here with DD.

For all the other ladies: Thank you for letting me get your panties in a wad. It was fun for a little while. Now you can go on with you "no deli meat or sushi" posts.

DaisyFull · December 2010

Ashleygoo:
DaisyFull:
Ashleygoo:
DaisyFull:
MrsGo4Hockeychick:
DaisyFull:
dawnkelly10:
This has made my afternoon go by a lot faster. Thanks for all the amusement. This is the most ridiculous feed I've ever read. lol.
Clearly you have a long way to go. This is amateur hour. Pfffft....
more like preschool amateur hour. I sense a few GBCB's in our future.
I'm afraid there won't be any GBCBs in our future.. as sad as it makes me... these bishes are posers.
Daisy, you suck! I was hoping things would pick up. And I totally would of GBCB for the record. I'm that insanely bored. lol
It IS picking up. The cavalry has arrived to put you bishes in your place.
Meh. The funniest thing I've seen in this whole thread was the girl threatening to send me to babygaga with her words and the girl who said you have only been here for 15 months. ahhahaha
I should of thrown in some panty sniffing, that's always a big hit.

Simmer down now. It's better than "Did my baby just recite shakespeare?"

MrsGo4Hockeychick · December 2010

kimandhuck:
lrachelle80:

This thread is hilarious.
OP, I'm so sorry people aren't being nice to you with your perfectly valid question about whether we can tell if you're knocked up and whether the fact that you were on bottom this time means it's a boy. There IS actually a way to tell, and it's free and cheap and online. Try this:
https://www.thepregnancytester.com/
Take this test, and while you're doing it, hold very VERY still, because otherwise it might error out. It will actually even tell you if it's a boy or a girl and estimate the weight at birth. It's pretty amazing.
Good luck!
Seriously, what is wrong with all of you 1st tri ladies. I don't understand why everyone is so rude. No one was this rude when I was in 1st tri before.

1st tri is LAME compared to when I was pg with DD.

bumpuser1691848 · December 2010

DeansGirl0329:
kimandhuck:

While I'm at it, another question: with DD, I was on top when she was conceived. This time, I wasn't really in the mood, so I was laying down and DH was standing at the edge of the bed. Could that mean that if I am KU, then it could be a boy this time?

Be careful with your sex positions! We did it doggy style last time I got KU, and I popped out a Golden Retriever. Boy were we surprised.

Ohhhh, maybe I'll get a Yorkie, so the one I have no will have a playmate!

Ashleygoo · December 2010

onislandtime:
MrsGo4Hockeychick:

onislandtime:
and it sounds like you are here for the sole purpose of being a nasty b.

I'm here for entertainment. And if you think what I've said is nasty, you may want to check out cafemom or babygaga. They'd be a little more your speed.

Wow, thanks for the recommendation but I feel right at home here. I'm glad you have TB for entertainment, I'm sure your husband is glad too as it gives him a reprieve from you and your hormones.

BHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

I love you, OIT.

SarahPLiz · December 2010

I refuse to believe OP is real. And taken aback by any response to her asinine question. Yes, there are stupid questions, and don't let anyone tell you different.

bumpuser1691848 · December 2010

DaisyFull:
Ashleygoo:
DaisyFull:
Ashleygoo:
DaisyFull:
MrsGo4Hockeychick:
DaisyFull:

dawnkelly10:
This has made my afternoon go by a lot faster. Thanks for all the amusement. This is the most ridiculous feed I've ever read. lol.

Clearly you have a long way to go. This is amateur hour. Pfffft....

more like preschool amateur hour. I sense a few GBCB's in our future.

I'm afraid there won't be any GBCBs in our future.. as sad as it makes me... these bishes are posers.

Daisy, you suck! I was hoping things would pick up. And I totally would of GBCB for the record. I'm that insanely bored. lol

It IS picking up. The cavalry has arrived to put you bishes in your place.

Meh. The funniest thing I've seen in this whole thread was the girl threatening to send me to babygaga with her words and the girl who said you have only been here for 15 months. ahhahaha

I should of thrown in some panty sniffing, that's always a big hit.

Simmer down now. It's better than "Did my baby just recite shakespeare?"

Did someone really post that?!

DaisyFull · December 2010

valg927:
Even if you are 15.5 seconds pregnant (which is my calculation for 6DPO) any possible fetus is not yet taking anything from you, so enjoy two or three bottles of wine if you want to.

This post wins. I declare here the winner, and will, in true DnD fashion THE END this post.

Sorry, goo, time to go back to your own board and leave these fine ladies alone.

Jessibell · December 2010

DaisyFull:
Jessibell:
DaisyFull:

dawnkelly10:
This has made my afternoon go by a lot faster. Thanks for all the amusement. This is the most ridiculous feed I've ever read. lol.

Clearly you have a long way to go. This is amateur hour. Pfffft....

15 WHOLE MONTHS!!!! You must be some sort of nest elder!

Haha. Is it time for a math lesson?

Whoops! Meant to quote KimandHuck. You have 2 months on her!

Ashleygoo · December 2010

onislandtime:
MrsGo4Hockeychick:

onislandtime:
and it sounds like you are here for the sole purpose of being a nasty b.

I'm here for entertainment. And if you think what I've said is nasty, you may want to check out cafemom or babygaga. They'd be a little more your speed.

Wow, thanks for the recommendation but I feel right at home here. I'm glad you have TB for entertainment, I'm sure your husband is glad too as it gives him a reprieve from you and your hormones.

BHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

I love you, OIT.

MrsGo4Hockeychick · December 2010

onislandtime:
MrsGo4Hockeychick:

onislandtime:
and it sounds like you are here for the sole purpose of being a nasty b.
I'm here for entertainment. And if you think what I've said is nasty, you may want to check out cafemom or babygaga. They'd be a little more your speed.
Wow, thanks for the recommendation but I feel right at home here. I'm glad you have TB for entertainment, I'm sure your husband is glad too as it gives him a reprieve from you and your hormones.

is that all? You're not going to go for the trifecta?

Bummer. Who knew the posters from 9-12 were so boring now.

DaisyFull · December 2010

Jessibell:
DaisyFull:
Jessibell:
DaisyFull:

dawnkelly10:
This has made my afternoon go by a lot faster. Thanks for all the amusement. This is the most ridiculous feed I've ever read. lol.
Clearly you have a long way to go. This is amateur hour. Pfffft....

15 WHOLE MONTHS!!!! You must be some sort of nest elder!
Haha. Is it time for a math lesson?
Whoops! Meant to quote KimandHuck. You have 2 months on her!

I'm still not following this mathematical equation, but then again, I sucked at math.

Either way, I've *actually* been here since '03, the first time my old-ass was engaged. But then again, I rarely admit that.

onislandtime · December 2010

SarahPLiz:
I refuse to believe OP is real. And taken aback by any response to her asinine question. Yes, there are stupid questions, and don't let anyone tell you different.

There are never stupid questions, only stupid answers.

chillyupnorth · December 2010

I would like to thank you all for being so damn crazy on here. Your b!tchiness makes the work day fly.

Treasa · December 2010

OP I am not being rude or snarky towards you at all! I just can't believe that you even asked the questions you did. You have a child already & you have over 1000 posts here so you have been around & you should know the drill by now!

I am not aware that anyone here has a crystal ball so if you ask a question with the title Am I Pregnant? you should expect it to be met with sarcasm & snark! Don't put yourself in the line of snarky fire by asking RIDICULOUS questions!

SarahPLiz · December 2010

Mrs*MichelleB:
SarahPLiz:
I refuse to believe OP is real. And taken aback by any response to her asinine question. Yes, there are stupid questions, and don't let anyone tell you different.
https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/47100868.aspx

I knew my troll radar was going off for some reason.

Jessibell · December 2010

I've got a minute to kill.

Kimand Huck regaled us all with the knowledge that she has been posting since she was in the first trimester with her 6 month old daughter. Most people aren't actually aware that they are pregnant until they either miss a period, take a test, their boobs look big, or, like the OP they have some sort of baby making bloody show moments after ovulation.

I digress.

Given these facts I added the probable 9ish month that she was pregnant to the 6ish months since her daughter was born and came up with, drumroll please, 15 months. Things went desperately wrong when I quoted you in error, and voila! Here we are!

bumpuser1691848 · December 2010

Treasa:

OP I am not being rude or snarky towards you at all! I just can't believe that you even asked the questions you did. You have a child already & you have over 1000 posts here so you have been around & you should know the drill by now!

I am not aware that anyone here has a crystal ball so if you ask a question with the title Am I Pregnant? you should expect it to be met with sarcasm & snark! Don't put yourself in the line of snarky fire by asking RIDICULOUS questions!

You just made it real obvious you're a newb. What I created here is called MUD. It stands for Made Up Drama. People will create MUD when the boards are slow and everyone is bored.

SarahPLiz · December 2010

Mrs*MichelleB:
SarahPLiz:
I refuse to believe OP is real. And taken aback by any response to her asinine question. Yes, there are stupid questions, and don't let anyone tell you different.
https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/47100868.aspx

DaisyFull · December 2010

Jessibell:
I've got a minute to kill.
Kimand Huck regaled us all with the knowledge that she has been posting since she was in the first trimester with her 6 month old daughter. Most people aren't actually aware that they are pregnant until they either miss a period, take a test, their boobs look big, or, like the OP they have some sort of baby making bloody show moments after ovulation.
I digress.
Given these facts I added the probable 9ish month that she was pregnant to the 6ish months since her daughter was born and came up with, drumroll please, 15 months. Things went desperately wrong when I quoted you in error, and voila! Here we are!

I was seriously trying to figure out how you were getting that I was here for 17 months.

Either way, I stand by MY original point that this is hardly the most ridiculous thread I've ever read. It falls very, very short.

Treasa · December 2010

Yes I am relatively new & thats ok!

Glad to hear it was MUD. I can't believe that anyone in their right mind would have come up with those questions! Phew <<sigh of relief>>

Ashleygoo · December 2010

DaisyFull:
valg927:
Even if you are 15.5 seconds pregnant (which is my calculation for 6DPO) any possible fetus is not yet taking anything from you, so enjoy two or three bottles of wine if you want to.
This post wins. I declare here the winner, and will, in true DnD fashion THE END this post.
Sorry, goo, time to go back to your own board and leave these fine ladies alone.

LAAAAAAME.

MrsGo4Hockeychick · December 2010

Treasa:
Yes I am relatively new & thats ok!
Glad to hear it was MUD. I can't believe that anyone in their right mind would have come up with those questions! Phew <<sigh of relief>>

and yet...they do.

Jessibell · December 2010

I'm sure I'm outting my "newb" status, but in my day, the regular posters were not the ones creating the MUD. We had trolls and lame ass AEs for that.

DaisyFull · December 2010

MrsGo4Hockeychick:
Treasa:
Yes I am relatively new & thats ok!
Glad to hear it was MUD. I can't believe that anyone in their right mind would have come up with those questions! Phew <<sigh of relief>>
and yet...they do.

I actually quite miss it.

Although, who doesn't love a good debate about whether or not that "Dada" was intentional? Sigh.

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