Babies: 9 - 12 Months

**confessions** stolen from 12-24

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1. I have a wide set vagina.

2. My nips are the size of pancakes.

3. I don't shave my pubic hair so it looks like a wolly mammoth.

4. I like to toss my DH's salad.

5. I like women.

6. I like men.

7. I queeeeef when my DH goes down on me in his face.

8. I pick the dingle berries from my DH's butt hair.

9. I one time tried to hump a tree stump.

10.  I one time tried to shove a cucumber up "there.!"

Re: **confessions** stolen from 12-24

  • #1, confessions was stolen from 9-12, cause I'm the one who does it.

    #2, you're an asshat. you just get worse as the days go on. and I think it's hilarious how you're desperate to prove that you're not who everyone thinks you are.

    #3, I'm blocking you now, because you annoy me.  

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  • Sure ain't boring over here anymore eh???
  • all of that pretty much negates the fact that you're prettier, skinnier and kinkier than the rest of us

  • imagelissah23:

    all of that pretty much negates the fact that you're prettier, skinnier and kinkier than the rest of us

    Yes 

  • imagelissah23:

    all of that pretty much negates the fact that you're prettier, skinnier and kinkier than the rest of us

    HAhahahaha......

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  • imagejonnygurl76:
    imagelissah23:

    all of that pretty much negates the fact that you're prettier, skinnier and kinkier than the rest of us

    HAhahahaha......

    Off topic i know, but i have to say i love pipers vintage pic, her sweet cheeks are just too cute!  She's very beautiful :D

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