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1. I have a wide set vagina.
2. My nips are the size of pancakes.
3. I don't shave my pubic hair so it looks like a wolly mammoth.
4. I like to toss my DH's salad.
5. I like women.
6. I like men.
7. I queeeeef when my DH goes down on me in his face.
8. I pick the dingle berries from my DH's butt hair.
9. I one time tried to hump a tree stump.
10. I one time tried to shove a cucumber up "there.!"
Re: **confessions** stolen from 12-24
#1, confessions was stolen from 9-12, cause I'm the one who does it.
#2, you're an asshat. you just get worse as the days go on. and I think it's hilarious how you're desperate to prove that you're not who everyone thinks you are.
#3, I'm blocking you now, because you annoy me.
Me: 37
DH: 36
Married: 08-25-07
DS: 11-20-09
Name change alert: Formerly Lisswastaken
all of that pretty much negates the fact that you're prettier, skinnier and kinkier than the rest of us
HAhahahaha......
Off topic i know, but i have to say i love pipers vintage pic, her sweet cheeks are just too cute! She's very beautiful