DH grandfather is having a birthday party this weekend in Rockport and I sooooo don't want to go. No real reason other than I just don't feel like it. I will go because it's the last living great grandparent the kids have. DH and I both lost our grandmothers this year so it's important to enjoy the time left with DH's grandfather.
Re: Friday FF Confessions
::zips up flameproof suit, even though this is FF::
I HATE hate HATE when people call their children monkeys, things or peanuts. I also still hate tickers that are less than 4 weeks pregnant. Um, seriously?
::runs for cover::
I have so many people on Facebook that I absolutely cannot stand. But I don't delete them because then I would miss all their posts and I wouldn't be able to make fun of them anymore.
I love talking smack about people*. I love gossip. Its bad and I know I should feel guilty about it but don't. I figure if someone is stupid enough to do something or say something, then I'm entitled to talk about it. And I never get upset when I hear that somebody was talking about me behind my back because that would be hugely hypocritical.
* I guess there's been board related drama about gossip? I haven't been any part of that, I don't know anybody here IRL. I'm talking about family members and my neighbors
Instead of taking a shower yesterday, my sleep deprived self opted for extra sleep. I sprayed perfume on, pulled my hair up and then febrezed my jeans while wearing them. I might have smelled funny - but I didn't stink.
And I am now putting Baby N on her tummy to sleep after she wakes for the first time. I always try her back first but she will not fall asleep or stay asleep on her back. I say a prayer each time since she isn't rolling yet but it is the only way she will sleep.
I've got less than half as many pics of Baby N at this age as I do with her sister at the same age. Poor second child.
Me too!
My confession, I'm going out this weekend to the Cheesecake Factory to celebrate a girlfriends birthday, and DH can't go because of work. I feel like I'm going on a date without him...and I don't feel bad about it.
(read it. you know you want to.)
anderson . september 2008
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mabel . august 2012
Me neither! I hate it. I was able to resist character clothes until Jakob was 4 years old and the social status in daycare was determined by their Power Ranger outfit. It burned but I couldn't allow my kid to be the uncool kid. Off to Kohl's we went to buy the dreaded outfits. But he loved it
I may have more than one. It's only 10 a.m., but it's turning into that kind of day.
My completely irrational vent/confession is that I hate "totes" as the new super cute slang word for "totally." (Does totally really need to be abbreviated? Really?) Yesterday I was on the phone with a client and we got to talking about a book she was eager to recommend.
Her: I totes love it
Me: ... Pause...
Me: I'm sorry. I didn't catch that.
Her: It's totes awesome.
Me: ... Pause... Distressed at the possibility of impending old age and losing the ability to parse sentences correctly.
Me: I'm sorry, I still didn't get it.
Her: It's totes awesome
Me: Totes. . .???
Her (frustrated): It's awesome! I love it!
I've heard it before, or rather seen it written in tweets and stuff but OMG you are not a 15 year old girl at an NYC prep school, talk like an adult. What makes it worse, is I'm pretty sure no self-respecting 15 year old prep schooler would use it. It seems to be the new slang among late twenty and early thirty hipsters and it just sounds dumb to me. Clearly, I'm getting old.
I think I've almost convinced myself that I can do this med-free labor thing. I am going into it with a positive attitude and I'll deal with this just like I've dealt with all of the other painful things in my life. This time, though, I get the biggest reward of my life.
BUT, there is a little voice in my head that is wondering if I am setting myself up for embarrassment. Like, if I get in there and seriously cannot do it and end up being knocked out or whatever... that everyone will think I'm a wimp and not strong and I'll be humiliated.
That's when you tell everyone to suck it and kick them out. You can do it!
OH. And it totally gets on my freaking nerves that my sister in law, who is due in December, loves to post her belly pics on FB but can't be bothered to put on regular clothes or make-up for them. She takes them all in a t-shirt that belongs to her husband and his gym shorts. And I am supposed to comment that she looks cute. She doesn't. So, I don't.
OH, AND, she's a teacher! Can she please, PLEASE, write me an e-mail with whole words? Its OUR not R. Its YOUR not UR. LATER not L8R. Seriously? How old are we? I was venting to DH and he said, "Well, she's younger than us." She's 29! AND A TEACHER!
The O'Baby Blog
I hate character clothing too!!
I would die. DIE. My family knows better than to use text-speak even when texting me. They spell out all words and use punctuation.
Ahhh.....my sister is currently stuck on "ridic" vs. ridiculous. Driving.me.nuts. And she's so incredibly rude, so she uses it ALOT. For example....last weekend we went to my parents' lake house - they just did a huge remodel and had an open house. I had on jeans and high-heeled boots for the party, but as soon as everyone left I put on my tennis shoes. I cuffed my pants, as they were way too long without the boots. She immediately says "Your pants look ridic, just so you know." Ummm....what???? Who tells people that? And who uses that "word"? Oh, and she's 30. Yep, 30. There are about 23456 things about her that drive me nuts, but this one it the current worst.
"There is a fine line between a princess and a witch...thinking you're one does NOT give you the right to act like the other." my grandmother
I'm sorry, but I'm snickering at the irony of you saying that you hate character clothing on kids, especially when they aren't old enough to choose it themselves... but your signature photo is of your children dressed in Green Bay Packers clothes. I'm not seeing how that's all that different. It's not like your kiddos are actively choosing to be Packers fans.
Meredith, 6-1-06 and Alex, 11-5-09
I took DD's 12-month pictures yesterday. Yes, she's more than 13 months old. But dammit I made it all the way through months 1-11 taking her monthly pictures, and I'm not about to admit defeat about month 12! I couldn't bring myself to fake the ones with the sign that say "today I'm 12 months old" with the date, but I did put the last sticker on her and took her outside pics.
I feel a little bad they are "fake" 12-month pics . . . but mostly I feel good that I now have a complete set.
but apparently team apparel is ok! LOL! Sorry, i could not resist.
*ETA-sorry, promise this was not a flame. It was totally meant in good spirit. I just thought it was hilarious given your sig pic. And i should have read the other replies, because I now see someone else pointed it out. I would not have if I had sene that.
A&J - get out of my head!
Meredith, 6-1-06 and Alex, 11-5-09
Team apparel sooo does not count as character clothing.
But here's another for irony...I hate character clothing but Layna is going to be Brobee from Yo Gabba Gabba for Halloween. Its the only thing we could think of that she would get excited about
flame away!
I do not like pics of kids in just diapers. Even the smash cake ones. I think the pic itself is cute, but keep thinking put some clothes on that kid. just a personal thing. Oh and on a similar note, I do not like the headless shots that are so popular now (especially the maternity ones). I understand the focus is on the belly, but all I think when I see them is "where is her head." Sorry, it just looks weird to me.
I've got one:
Alex blew out a diaper this morning, and it got on the carpet. My first thought was, "Dude, why can't you do that BEFORE your dad leaves for work?"
Meredith, 6-1-06 and Alex, 11-5-09
I know! I posted before I read down the page, then afterwards saw you had already posted the same thing. LOL!
OOoh I hate the maternity shots when the woman's hands make a heart over the belly. So cheesy.
**the nestie formerly known as karen2508**
oh, i do not mind kids being in only diaper at time hanging around the house. I just do not like pictures of them, especially pro ones. Like I said I know it is really popular just NMS
I have 3 siblings. Right now I am pretending to like/tolerate them because I seriously think they are all off their rockers. I would not be friends with these people or even hang out with them if we were not related. I'm not sure how to kick some sense into any of them, so I try to ignore the issues at hand. I loved being part of a big family growing up and I want of big family of my own, but I don't want them to not talk to each other when they are grown. I want them to be friends, confidants.
The stupidity of these three kept me up most of lastnight and so far I've been unable to let it go today either. I need to just let it go. Certainly none of them are bothered/losing sleep because of their stupid actions. Ugh!
This is one is good: my DD slept/played in her crib until 11:22 today. 11:22!!! Mama got some quiet house/me time! I would feel totally recharged if it weren't for the aforementioned issue.
I have a second one...
A guy friend of mine just broke up with his girlfriend and signed up for Match. I hacked his profile and have spent the morning sending emails/winks to girls I think are cute/good for him..
ETA: during baby nap time.
No - not again! Eek. I feel for you!