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Re: preterm labor

  • imagetaytay2000:

    imageJ+MS:
    Your "Hot Mom's Club" siggy pic is klassy. I need it for my collection.

    you not cute enough boo boo

    but I thought roses really smell like boo boo.

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  • imageMrsJoeG07:
    imageheckysue:
    imagetaytay2000:

    imageJ+MS:
    Your "Hot Mom's Club" siggy pic is klassy. I need it for my collection.

    you not cute enough boo boo

    boo boo?  As in, "mommy I have a boo boo?"

    Or the Boo Boo from Yogi Bear?

    Forget popcorn, Imma grab my pick-a-nic basket!

    that was so racist

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  • imageMrs.Johns:

    Honestly.

    ETA: The only thing sneezing can do is cause pee in your pants. That's about it.

    not true! i pulled a muscle sneezing. lol. i have also peed though.

    but no - it cannot cause pre-term labor.... could you imagine? pregnant women sneeze all the time!!!!  

  • imagetaytay2000:
    imageMrsJoeG07:
    imageheckysue:
    imagetaytay2000:

    imageJ+MS:
    Your "Hot Mom's Club" siggy pic is klassy. I need it for my collection.

    you not cute enough boo boo

    boo boo?  As in, "mommy I have a boo boo?"

    Or the Boo Boo from Yogi Bear?

    Forget popcorn, Imma grab my pick-a-nic basket!

    that was so racist

    How? Have you ever watched that cartoon? That is what Yogi and Boo Boo say. (That is how they pronounce picnic basket) ::head desk::

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  • imagejmepurple:

    imagetaytay2000:
    look, i was just asking a question because i had a concern but of course i see that nothing has changed stop hatin on me and get a life

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    thats what you sippin on

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  • imagejmepurple:

    imagetaytay2000:
    look, i was just asking a question because i had a concern but of course i see that nothing has changed stop hatin on me and get a life

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    thats what you sippin on

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  • imagejmepurple:

    imagetaytay2000:
    look, i was just asking a question because i had a concern but of course i see that nothing has changed stop hatin on me and get a life

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    thats what you sippin on

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  • imageMrsJoeG07:
    No, but it can cause pregnancy. So watch out for that.

    And now I'm peeing in my pants!

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  • Only someone really busted would have a "Hot Moms Club" badge....just sayin'.
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  • imagetaytay2000:
    imageMrsJoeG07:
    imageheckysue:
    imagetaytay2000:

    imageJ+MS:
    Your "Hot Mom's Club" siggy pic is klassy. I need it for my collection.

    you not cute enough boo boo

    boo boo?  As in, "mommy I have a boo boo?"

    Or the Boo Boo from Yogi Bear?

    Forget popcorn, Imma grab my pick-a-nic basket!

    that was so racist

    Are you serious?  Are you really that much of a moron?  You have never seen the cartoon Yogi Bear?  The racist card....really?  Now I have seen and read it all on TB today.

  • imagetaytay2000:
    imageMrsJoeG07:
    imageheckysue:
    imagetaytay2000:

    imageJ+MS:
    Your "Hot Mom's Club" siggy pic is klassy. I need it for my collection.

    you not cute enough boo boo

    boo boo?  As in, "mommy I have a boo boo?"

    Or the Boo Boo from Yogi Bear?

    Forget popcorn, Imma grab my pick-a-nic basket!

     

    that was so racist

     

    How is Yogi Bear racist?  I'm so confuuused!

    A woman's life is nine parts mess to one part magic, you'll learn that soon enough...and the parts that look like magic turn out to be the messiest of all.
  • imagetaytay2000:
    imagejmepurple:

    imagetaytay2000:
    look, i was just asking a question because i had a concern but of course i see that nothing has changed stop hatin on me and get a life


    thats what you sippin on

    watch out tho, hatereade also causes preterm labor. GOD FORBID you sneezed WHILE drinking the haterade... that kid would shoot out like a cannon!

  • imagetaytay2000:
    imageMrsJoeG07:
    imageheckysue:
    imagetaytay2000:

    imageJ+MS:
    Your "Hot Mom's Club" siggy pic is klassy. I need it for my collection.

    you not cute enough boo boo

    boo boo?  As in, "mommy I have a boo boo?"

    Or the Boo Boo from Yogi Bear?

    Forget popcorn, Imma grab my pick-a-nic basket!

    that was so racist

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  • imagetaytay2000:
    imagejmepurple:

    imagetaytay2000:
    look, i was just asking a question because i had a concern but of course i see that nothing has changed stop hatin on me and get a life

    image

    thats what you sippin on

    I KNOW!  I am SO jeleous that you are picking the name Optimus for your child....Oh, I think I just snissed does that cause PTL? LMFAO

     

     

     

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  • imageMrsJoeG07:
    imageLILBIT1221:

    imageMissNikki007:
    This day is the gift that keeps on giving...like herpes.
    how does that phrase go? I PPH YOU!!!

    ETA: Unless you are Atliermethod, then its like Chlamydia (sp)

    *Claps*

    Get it? Eh? EH?!

    ha-ha thats funny.

  • Okay ya'll... You might not be able to sneeze yourself into preterm labor, but apparently you can laugh yourself into a wicked Braxton-Hicks contraction! I'm dying over here!
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  • imageOctoberBabyH:
    imagetaytay2000:
    imageMrsJoeG07:
    imageheckysue:
    imagetaytay2000:

    imageJ+MS:
    Your "Hot Mom's Club" siggy pic is klassy. I need it for my collection.

    you not cute enough boo boo

    boo boo?  As in, "mommy I have a boo boo?"

    Or the Boo Boo from Yogi Bear?

    Forget popcorn, Imma grab my pick-a-nic basket!

    that was so racist

    How? Have you ever watched that cartoon? That is what Yogi and Boo Boo say. (That is how they pronounce picnic basket) ::head desk::

    Dear God is she that stupid?   Oh wait, I'm sorry she does think squeezing...I mean sneezing can cause the baby to come.  Why, just why?

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  • imagebisabelm:
    Only someone really busted would have a "Hot Moms Club" badge....just sayin'.

    busted??? you must be looking in the mirror at your own reflection

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  • imagetaytay2000:

    imagebisabelm:
    Only someone really busted would have a "Hot Moms Club" badge....just sayin'.

    busted??? you must be looking in the mirror at your own reflection

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    "Seriously, mommy forum people are some crazy ass bitches." New Year New You
  • imagetaytay2000:

    imagebisabelm:
    Only someone really busted would have a "Hot Moms Club" badge....just sayin'.

    busted??? you must be looking in the mirror at your own reflection

     

    Oh true...my bad boo boo.

  • Crap. I keep hoping that every sneeze will break my water. Oh well.
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  • imagelilmgirl:

    imagetaytay2000:
    look, i was just asking a question because i had a concern but of course i see that nothing has changed stop hatin on me and get a life

    A man can build a thousand bridges but only suck one diick.  He's not known for being a bridge-builder, but the guy who sucked diick.  Moral of the story: you will forever be ingrained into our minds as the one who wanted to name her son Optimus.  If you want real responses to your questions, start over with a new SN.  HTH KTHBAI

    im not starting anything over you just need to move on, you must like the name since you keep bringing it up

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  • imagetaytay2000:

    imagebisabelm:
    Only someone really busted would have a "Hot Moms Club" badge....just sayin'.

    busted??? you must be looking in the mirror at your own reflection

    *sobs and runs from board* you just hurt my feelings...bwahahahahaha....I think that was SO racist of you to say!  lmfao

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  • imagelilmgirl:

    imagetaytay2000:
    look, i was just asking a question because i had a concern but of course i see that nothing has changed stop hatin on me and get a life

    A man can build a thousand bridges but only suck one diick.  He's not known for being a bridge-builder, but the guy who sucked diick.  Moral of the story: you will forever be ingrained into our minds as the one who wanted to name her son Optimus.  If you want real responses to your questions, start over with a new SN.  HTH KTHBAI

    FTMFW! My day...scratch that my WEEK is now complete! I love you.

  • imagetaytay2000:

    imagebisabelm:
    Only someone really busted would have a "Hot Moms Club" badge....just sayin'.

    busted??? you must be looking in the mirror at your own reflection

     

    ZING! 

    A woman's life is nine parts mess to one part magic, you'll learn that soon enough...and the parts that look like magic turn out to be the messiest of all.
  • imageheckysue:
    imageLILBIT1221:
    imagelilmgirl:

    imagetaytay2000:
    look, i was just asking a question because i had a concern but of course i see that nothing has changed stop hatin on me and get a life

    A man can build a thousand bridges but only suck one diick.  He's not known for being a bridge-builder, but the guy who sucked diick.  Moral of the story: you will forever be ingrained into our minds as the one who wanted to name her son Optimus.  If you want real responses to your questions, start over with a new SN.  HTH KTHBAI

    FTMFW! My day...scratch that my WEEK is now complete! I love you.

    LOL only because your'e the WOMAN who's known for...well, you know.  The really  happy DH.

    CRAP I JSUT SNEEZED!

    hey what can I say, I can relate to the ...bridge builder!

  • imageMrsSummitCounty:

    Oh wait--just saw your edit.

    Yes, you can totally sneeze your baby out on accident. That's how I intend on giving birth to mine. I've had a clothes pin on my nose my entire pregnancy and on my due date I'm going to remove it and VOILA!

    This just made me pee... a lot.

    BAHAHAHAHAHA! 

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  • imageMrsJoeG07:

    imageMrsSummitCounty:
    Okay ya'll... You might not be able to sneeze yourself into preterm labor, but apparently you can laugh yourself into a wicked Braxton-Hicks contraction! I'm dying over here!

    ZOMG, get your peppercorn ready!!!

    F* it! Let's have this October baby early! I'll grab the peppercorn for the sneeze... But will someone give me a squeeze for good measure? ;-)

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  • i done dealing with ya silly a$$ girls when ya grown up holla at me
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  • imageBrezza:

    I just sneezed and lost my mucus plug!

    Ok, I didn't sneeze, but I did literally just lose my MP. For realsies. And hyfagal, if you're out there, there were only a few Cheerios mixed in with it.

    *starts chant*

    PIP! PIP! PIP!

     

    Oh wait...

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  • imageBrezza:

    I just sneezed and lost my mucus plug!

    Ok, I didn't sneeze, but I did literally just lose my MP. For realsies. And hyfagal, if you're out there, there were only a few Cheerios mixed in with it.

    I hear if you save the Cheerios they are a good source of protein.

  • I am sitting in a very crowed Panera Bread doing some work , and I laughed out loud and everyone is looking. This post made my week and it's only Tuesday. 
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  • imagetaytay2000:
    i done dealing with ya silly a$$ girls when ya grown up holla at me

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