preterm labor

LILBIT1221

taytay2000:

i done dealing with ya silly a$$ girls when ya grown up holla at me

I'm all growed up! HOLLA!!!!

MSC03

taytay2000:

i done dealing with ya silly a$$ girls when ya grown up holla at me

Grown-ups don't holla.

brizee8485

This was exactly what I needed today!!

bisabelm

MrsSummitCounty:

taytay2000:

i done dealing with ya silly a$$ girls when ya grown up holla at me

Grown-ups don't holla.

Your right....we Holler.

FishNchips1

seriously? your still here? hmmm..thanks for the entertainment today!

britne08

nope can't say that I have ever heard of this one, maybe you pulled a muscle?

taytay2000

FishNchips1:

seriously? your still here? hmmm..thanks for the entertainment today!

i haven't left and that was not entertainment, that was just jealous women hatin on me

bisabelm

Brezza:

I just sneezed and lost my mucus plug!

Ok, I didn't sneeze, but I did literally just lose my MP. For realsies. And hyfagal, if you're out there, there were only a few Cheerios mixed in with it.

Don't worry I paged Hyfa on 2nd tri...what with all the MP research she did she may be of assistance.

scoutkate

taytay2000:

i done dealing with ya silly a$$ girls when ya grown up holla at me

NOOOO!!!  Don't go!  We missed you!!

 

Hyfagal

bisabelm:

Brezza:

I just sneezed and lost my mucus plug!

Ok, I didn't sneeze, but I did literally just lose my MP. For realsies. And hyfagal, if you're out there, there were only a few Cheerios mixed in with it.

Don't worry I paged Hyfa on 2nd tri...what with all the MP research she did she may be of assistance.

Please step into my office. Much like diamonds mucus plugs have to meet the three C's.

Clarity
Color
Cuteness

Can you describe it for me?

xoashleigh4ox

taytay2000:

FishNchips1:

seriously? your still here? hmmm..thanks for the entertainment today!

i haven't left and that was not entertainment, that was just jealous women hatin on me

 

no one is jealous of your stupidity.. trust me..

acesup

taytay2000:

i done dealing with ya silly a$$ girls when ya grown up holla at me

was this supposed to be english? clearly you need to grow up and learn to speak/write properly. here, let me translate for you:

I'm done dealing with you silly girls. When you grow up you can talk to me.  

jmepurple

taytay2000:

FishNchips1:

seriously? your still here? hmmm..thanks for the entertainment today!

i haven't left and that was not entertainment, that was just jealous women hatin on me

Damn it, you just made me sniss again...someone better have the catchers mitt ready...cause this LO is heading on out...lmfao! 

Sheas

taytay2000:

i done dealing with ya silly a$$ girls when ya grown up holla at me

:::Enters 2Pac song to my head:::

 

JenM9

This is just ridiculous

toyah81

taytay2000:

FishNchips1:

seriously? your still here? hmmm..thanks for the entertainment today!

i haven't left and that was not entertainment, that was just jealous women hatin on me

ZOMG Fish, duh! Don't you know we just be hatin on this Klassy Mama?!

And yes, I was horribly bored today b/c DD is being an Angel, this hit the spot and then some!!

GavsMomAlready+Newbie

I'd like to know more about the "Hot Mom's Club". What if you're hot, but your baby is like.... Really Fugly?

JazzyMom2B

This thread was shared with the ladies on the Feb 2011 board and I must say thank you.  This made my day.  HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

OliveBaby

Mother phucker. Of all the days for our internet to be down at work.

Mallyboomer

Also from Feb 2011, loved this.

...And why is the silhouetted representative of the Hot Moms Club Farah Fawcett? That hair. **Dies**

MSC03

JazzyMom2B:

This thread was shared with the ladies on the Feb 2011 board and I must say thank you.  This made my day.  HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

AAAAHHHH! I KNOW YOU!!!!!!! :-)

Have no fear, I won't be creepy... I'll drop you a line to tell you who I am.

We actually met online YEARS ago... MAO CH sisters 4 life!

nunchkin

Ladies - honestly. Have you ever heard the expression - No question is a dumb question. If I took on your attitude at school I'd break a lot of little kids hearts every day. If you have nothing nice to say don't say it at all. Perhaps you can joke like that with close friends - I know I would, but when you don't know someone and it's online I think we must temper our responses.

MSC03

BabyMacG:

Ladies - honestly. Have you ever heard the expression - No question is a dumb question. If I took on your attitude at school I'd break a lot of little kids hearts every day. If you have nothing nice to say don't say it at all. Perhaps you can joke like that with close friends - I know I would, but when you don't know someone and it's online I think we must temper our responses.

Quick question: Would you ever consider naming your baby Optimus?

I didn't think so.

midnight*sun

BabyMacG:

Ladies - honestly. Have you ever heard the expression - No question is a dumb question. If I took on your attitude at school I'd break a lot of little kids hearts every day. If you have nothing nice to say don't say it at all. Perhaps you can joke like that with close friends - I know I would, but when you don't know someone and it's online I think we must temper our responses.

Fo Shizzle my bizzle! Queen B in za house! Why yo foo's hatin'? You all be tripin' like madd! If ya'll can't handle the hotness of TayTay foo's need to bounce, ya heard?!

 

nunchkin

MrsSummitCounty:

BabyMacG:

Ladies - honestly. Have you ever heard the expression - No question is a dumb question. If I took on your attitude at school I'd break a lot of little kids hearts every day. If you have nothing nice to say don't say it at all. Perhaps you can joke like that with close friends - I know I would, but when you don't know someone and it's online I think we must temper our responses.

Quick question: Would you ever consider naming your baby Optimus?

I didn't think so.

Well I guess if I was a die hard Transformers fan..............but honestly, No. However - if you LOVED the name and wanted your child to be Optimus Jr. - who am I to judge ;-) 

jmepurple

BabyMacG:

Ladies - honestly. Have you ever heard the expression - No question is a dumb question. If I took on your attitude at school I'd break a lot of little kids hearts every day. If you have nothing nice to say don't say it at all. Perhaps you can joke like that with close friends - I know I would, but when you don't know someone and it's online I think we must temper our responses.

There's always one girl scout in the group that has to try and get everyone to get along....ugg, lurk more ms 35 posts before you speak....

nunchkin

jmepurple:

BabyMacG:

Ladies - honestly. Have you ever heard the expression - No question is a dumb question. If I took on your attitude at school I'd break a lot of little kids hearts every day. If you have nothing nice to say don't say it at all. Perhaps you can joke like that with close friends - I know I would, but when you don't know someone and it's online I think we must temper our responses.

There's always one girl scout in the group that has to try and get everyone to get along....ugg, lurk more ms 35 posts before you speak....

Not a girl scout, just want to see more Camraderie on these boards. What is ms 35?  

jmepurple

BabyMacG:

jmepurple:

BabyMacG:

Ladies - honestly. Have you ever heard the expression - No question is a dumb question. If I took on your attitude at school I'd break a lot of little kids hearts every day. If you have nothing nice to say don't say it at all. Perhaps you can joke like that with close friends - I know I would, but when you don't know someone and it's online I think we must temper our responses.

There's always one girl scout in the group that has to try and get everyone to get along....ugg, lurk more ms 35 posts lurk before you speak....

Not a girl scout, just want to see more Camraderie on these boards. What is ms 35?  

it means before you go spouting all your TB knowledge on all of us try lurking a bit first....you will see that not everyone gets a snarky response.  But when your a repeat stupid question poster offender...it's going to happen.....

nunchkin

BabyMacG:

jmepurple:

BabyMacG:

Ladies - honestly. Have you ever heard the expression - No question is a dumb question. If I took on your attitude at school I'd break a lot of little kids hearts every day. If you have nothing nice to say don't say it at all. Perhaps you can joke like that with close friends - I know I would, but when you don't know someone and it's online I think we must temper our responses.

There's always one girl scout in the group that has to try and get everyone to get along....ugg, lurk more ms 35 posts before you speak....

Not a girl scout, just want to see more Camraderie on these boards. What is ms 35?  

Nevermind. Just answered my own question. The punctuation, or lack thereof confused me. Yes I'm new, only 35 posts ;-) I have a feeling if I lurked to find ladies not being very nice to each other and tried to moderate them all I may have to quit my job - guaranteed to have more than 35 posts then! ;-) 

toyah81

BabyMacG:

Ladies - honestly. Have you ever heard the expression - No question is a dumb question. If I took on your attitude at school I'd break a lot of little kids hearts every day. If you have nothing nice to say don't say it at all. Perhaps you can joke like that with close friends - I know I would, but when you don't know someone and it's online I think we must temper our responses.

Um, why would a grown woman make fun of children anyway?! That's clearly not what we are doing on here. OP started the ridiculousness a long time ago. Sorry, I don't take people seriously that ask questions that should be common sense more than anything....

I mean sneezing = PTL? Really? Don't you think the first thing Docs would tell us is try not to sneeze in your 3rd trimester or something???

ChynaDholl

I mostly lurk but know about this one from I was lurking on 2T (I believe) with you ladies. I must say, you all cracked me up today so thanks for the laughs.

PS. claps is gonorrhea, not chlamydia, it's just been bugging me and yes I'm somewhat of a perfectionist and no I'm not picking on anyone. Anyhoo, butting back out now

mommynpink

I don't think I've laughed so hard today. This is great. 

trinadesrosiers

hahahaha,

lol this has been a great thread, right from the start to the end. 

As for no question is a stupid question, ya I've heard the expression.... Did you read the OP's question???  The supa fly OP clearly proved SOME questions are stupid questions

 

JazzyMom2B

Optimus is a soopa fly name as long as it's after old school optimus....

 

WORD.

emily0829

taytay2000:

MrsSummitCounty:

taytay2000:

MrsSummitCounty:

YES! This might be the thing I need to spice the afternoon up!

(Side note: I'm so bored, I'm willing to play with an AE! Someone call a medic!)

Yes, darling TayTay--squeezing can cause preterm labor. Hugs are particularly dangerous, especially from your own mother because it gets her mommy-hormones on you.

why be a *** about it

Because you are yet to post ANYTHING remotely intelligent or coherent on any of these boards.

You cannot be a real person. Cannot.

i keep it 100% everyday, all day

Yes. Real. Real fuvcking stupid.

You weren't asking a simple question because you were "concerned." Come on. AEs have been around much longer than you have.

bumpuser1691848

BabyMacG:

Ladies - honestly. Have you ever heard the expression - No question is a dumb question. If I took on your attitude at school I'd break a lot of little kids hearts every day. If you have nothing nice to say don't say it at all. Perhaps you can joke like that with close friends - I know I would, but when you don't know someone and it's online I think we must temper our responses.

Stupid questions from kids are expected. Stupid questions from adults, especially ones as ignorant as she asks, call for being a smartars. Also, why call someone out on their punctuation mistakes when the OP clearly doesn't speak English very well? Like others have said, lurk before you try standing up for someone like boo boo.

sherina825

lilmgirl:

taytay2000:

look, i was just asking a question because i had a concern but of course i see that nothing has changed stop hatin on me and get a life

A man can build a thousand bridges but only suck one diick.  He's not known for being a bridge-builder, but the guy who sucked diick.  Moral of the story: you will forever be ingrained into our minds as the one who wanted to name her son Optimus.  If you want real responses to your questions, start over with a new SN.  HTH KTHBAI

As in Prime? I can die a happy woman now...  Thanks,

BurnNurse

I wondered why they brought pepper in during my induction! Cervadil doesnt work?  Bring on the pepper!!

nunchkin

kimandhuck:

BabyMacG:

Ladies - honestly. Have you ever heard the expression - No question is a dumb question. If I took on your attitude at school I'd break a lot of little kids hearts every day. If you have nothing nice to say don't say it at all. Perhaps you can joke like that with close friends - I know I would, but when you don't know someone and it's online I think we must temper our responses.

Stupid questions from kids are expected. Stupid questions from adults, especially ones as ignorant as she asks, call for being a smartars. Also, why call someone out on their punctuation mistakes when the OP clearly doesn't speak English very well? Like others have said, lurk before you try standing up for someone like boo boo.

 

Agreed that OP has some bad grammar and punctuation - but I have to admit to seeing much of that on online forums in general.

Absolutely meant no offence re: punctuation ms 35 - I just misread it because of the way it was written and wanted to explain why I misinterpreted it.

Obviously you all have more history with this poster than myself, but I guess I figure if her posts are "stupid" or "ignorant" as you said, why do they even warrant a response or any time input? 

Just my two cents ;-) Just trying to keep things positive.

Cheers