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Rssn
I'd like more info on this "60 second BJ" of which you speak. I don't think my husband knows of such a thing and I would like to trade out "6-10 minute BJ" for your "BJ lite". Thank you. 
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RIP, ssinca.
This!
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Alright ladies, take notes.
The 60-second BJ: I simply tell Rssn, "I'll give you 60-seconds of my best BJ action. It's up to you to take advantage of your window." He says, "No problem, I'll make it work." And he does. Win-win for both of us. Discovered one day when my parents were on their way over and he was feeling particularly randy.
The butt-hump: perhaps one of my all-time favorite "all the points for being physical with none of the work" moves. Apply generous lube to heinie. Let husband hump your crack. It's like a titty-f*ck, but it's with your butt instead. Discovered because my boobies used to be too small for an effective TF, but my butt has always been glorious. Added bonus is that he gets to pretend he's getting some butt action. He's a dirty boy like that.
You are so a much better wife than me.
I will now be sure DH never finds out about this thread.
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If I were to tell Jay to take advantage of 60 seconds, he'd be pouting, "Well, that's not faaaaiiirrrrr!"
I'm gonna try it though, next time he asks. Ain't nothing in the world I hate more than a damn BJ.
Sorry, MC.
Hmmm...maybe you're giving him too many. The Rssn knows better than to pout about anything BJ related!
I laugh at your deduction. "Too many"?! HA! I point and laugh. More like, uhh, it's been lots of months since that boy has gotten a BJ. And I say to him, "Dude, if you didn't take so farking long, you might get some more often." And he says, "If I got them more often, I might not take as long."
it would be worth much, much, more if we had that option.
you hearing me, nest gods?
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BFP @ 9dpo 5.24.2011 :: missed m/c 6/2011 around 7 weeks
positive for ANAs (1:40) with a speckled pattern
MTHFR c677t mutation (heterozygous)
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2nd HCG @ 11dpo = 40 || 3rd HCG @ 21dpo = over 5000!
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I would have told him to get over himself and wait.
We have the exact same conversation..on a regular basis.
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LOL I love this post.
haha, if it weren't for my dumbass use of expired pregnancy tests....
this post rocks my socks off.
This! I love it.
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Nice save, Rssn, nice save....
Oh em Gee! This is not what I expected when I opened this post...must scroll down board and find out how this all started. I'm going to propose the 60 sec option to DH tonight...see if he's a taker.
Okay now call me dumb, but I'm having a hard time picturing how this works. Is this done in like a laying down spooning type position, or doggie style?
::takes notes::
::checks phone for stopwatch application::
::applauds rssnlvr for her wise, wise ways::
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Poor DH never gets BJ's - I seriously hate them that much. Having TMJ doesn't help. I've kinda wondered how he'll manage that dry spell once we get around to having kids.
Now I know.
"There is a fine line between a princess and a witch...thinking you're one does NOT give you the right to act like the other." my grandmother
Holy shizzle!
Another Snort out Loud moment!
Y'all are killing me. This post rocks. Thanks for telling us about your glorious lubed-up heinie. And, you betcha my DH will NEVER hear about this little trick of yours Rssnlvr. Ever.
Now this reasoning does not make sense to me at all. Wouldn't it be the other way around? Like, when you don't get any for a long while and then you get some, it doesn't take as long to um..get off?
Joyco, I would totally tell your DH that he has faulty logic there and he should be happy with what he gets.Wait- some of your DH's last longer than 60 seconds with a bj?
If you are doing them in correct intervals (which means almost never at all) then it should never, ever take longer than 60 seconds. That's what I've taught DH and that's what I'm going with. He never gets them, so when he does, its lights out before he knows it. And, I can watch the remaining 29 minutes of Wheel Of Fortune in peace.
exactly!
Seriously girls, the butt hump was the greatest discovery evah. So easy!!
CJ--at first we usually just had me lay on the bed on my tummy, but now he usually prefers it in a more doggy-style position.
I draw the line at drawing diagrams.
I'm so glad I decided to chance a meltdown from my UBER-clingy toddler and check the boards. Best.thread.EVER!!
Also, I'd like to point out that I went to elementary school with Rssn. I haven't seen her since she was 10. So, when I imagine her, I imagine a 10 year old. Butt-humping.
This caused me to snort so loudly that Luke actually turned around with a "wth mommy??" look on his face. LLCG can we be BFFs?
I think that's like illegal or something.
And let's be clear. GETTING butt-humped. I wouldn't want y'all all trying to hump your husband's butts tonight, saying, "relax baby, you're supposed to LIKE this!"
WHAT?!? How is this possible? The reverse is true in my world. Somehow, when DH gets a BJ he takes forevah, yet when it's time for a little bump and grind, he's a one minute man. I don't get it.
dead.
Dear gawd. Ohmygod. OH WOW. I'm in love with you all right now.
Meredith, 6-1-06 and Alex, 11-5-09
i love this thread. i can't believe i almost didn't open it - i thought it was a page for rssn but knew there had to be something juicy in it when i saw 60 replies! haha!