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Poll (non-clicky): Does your husband fart in front of you?

My friends and I were talking about this the other night and they were SHOCKED to find out that my husband leaves the room to fart when he's around me. I never really thought twice about it, but apparently most of their husbands just let it rip whenever.

I don't really care if he does fart in front of me, but he just goes to another room out of courtesy for me so I don't have to smell it. 

Are we weird???

P.S. We've been married for 2.5 years so it's not like we're still newlyweds!

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Re: Poll (non-clicky): Does your husband fart in front of you?

  • I've only ever heard DH fart in the bathroom.

    I, on the other hand, am a gas machine! LOL

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  • S&G!  We've always farted in front of each other. LOL
  • Yes is farts in front of me and I in front of him.    We are married and have shared bodly fluids, he has seen 2 kids pop out of me, so a fart is nothing.
  • That is kinda funny! But it's cute. Smile
  • LOL this post made me laugh, but my husband goes in another room too.
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  • We have matches in every room.

    He is a fart machine. 

  • We fart in front of each other.  Followed by glances at each other and giggles EVERY time Stick out tongue
  • Typically he doesn't. He'll leave the room.
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  • HA yeah right. He rips it wherever, whenever.
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  • Yup, all the time.  Now that I think about it, though, he just started to kinda recently and we've been together over 6 years.  I guess he's just starting to get realllyy comfortable with me now.
  • DH farts ALL the time (in front of me).  I knew this before I married him though... I became a fart machine when pg with DS and have gotten over farting in front of him.  I think my grandma is rolling over in her grave, though.  She always told me to be ladylike.  And I am anything but!
  • imageAutumnBride102007:

    I've only ever heard DH fart in the bathroom.

    I, on the other hand, am a gas machine! LOL

    LMAO! Me too but for MH well lets put it this way. In our 2nd week of dating he was driving and let out a loud stinky one. Than he closed all the window and locked them on me...

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  • imagesulfababy:
    S&G!  We've always farted in front of each other. LOL

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  • All. The. Time. Sometimes wakes me up in the middle of the night, too. To make matters worse, he tends to giggle after he does it.

    Gotta love married life!

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  • imageImaPanda:
    We fart in front of each other.  Followed by glances at each other and giggles EVERY time Stick out tongue

    first we blame it on the dog and then we giggle Embarrassed

  • imageClarissaBuen18:
    imageAutumnBride102007:

    I've only ever heard DH fart in the bathroom.

    I, on the other hand, am a gas machine! LOL

    LMAO! Me too but for MH well lets put it this way. In our 2nd week of dating he was driving and let out a loud stinky one. Than he closed all the window and locked them on me...

    LMAO

  • We fart in front of each other all the time, no biggie.
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  • ALL.THE.TIME

    I try to be a little more inconspicuous about it but I've even had my moments.  Embarrassed

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  • Are you kidding?  ALL THE TIME.
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  • We fart around each other all the time. We even poop with the door open.. Smile We have no boundaries, lol!


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  • OP, has he never let on rip in the car? Do you never take long car rides? I can't even get to work without having to open the windows!
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  • We fart in front of eachother and have a can of febreeze on every level of the house because his can get stinky.  But we also say excuse me, after every one.  I trained him on this because sometimes they are silent but deadly and I just like the warning. 

    I remember this being a pole a few months back and he was surprised at how many couples (about half when this was done in like November?) and we had fun trying to figure out which couple friends of ours were the "no farting aloud type".


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  • yes he is weird. my husband comes from a family where farts are a contest, to say the least. their farts can clear a room.
  • ALWAYS he belches in front of me all the time too.  Honestly if I had to pick.... it would be the belching I wish he did in another room... it's so LOUD and obnoxious....
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    OP, has he never let on rip in the car? Do you never take long car rides? I can't even get to work without having to open the windows!

    We have taken many a long car ride (thanks to moving across the country for the Army) and yes, he has farted in the car before. But I guess I find that different since there's nowhere for him to go so you can't really help it.

    My point is, if there's an option to go to another room and fart, he will. If not, then NBD. 

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  • As far as I know, my DH almost never farts.  If he does, he apologizes.  I could see him leaving the room out of courtesy - he is very polite.
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  • imagesbuxsweetie:
    We fart around each other all the time. We even poop with the door open.. Smile We have no boundaries, lol!

    Ditto... although to be fair MH has IBS and is in there for ages at a time.  We repainted our room and attached bathroom... painted the bathroom door and still haven't hung it back up (it's been 2 months)... I suppose that truly shows how comfortable we are with each other lol

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  • imageSaucyRedhead:

    imagehjk5000:
    OP, has he never let on rip in the car? Do you never take long car rides? I can't even get to work without having to open the windows!

    We have taken many a long car ride (thanks to moving across the country for the Army) and yes, he has farted in the car before. But I guess I find that different since there's nowhere for him to go so you can't really help it.

    My point is, if there's an option to go to another room and fart, he will. If not, then NBD. 

    I'm j/k, (if I sound snarky it's just cause I have a headache, totally unintentional) but seriously I wish my H would do that.  Today as he was walking out of the living room he stopped, bent over, turned and looked at me and farted.  ::sigh::

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  • Most of the time one of us goes to the restroom to fart unless we are asleep. I think we've farted in front of each other once or twice (I don't really keep track). Its no big deal in the grand scheme of things.
  • imagehjk5000:
    imageSaucyRedhead:

    imagehjk5000:
    OP, has he never let on rip in the car? Do you never take long car rides? I can't even get to work without having to open the windows!

    We have taken many a long car ride (thanks to moving across the country for the Army) and yes, he has farted in the car before. But I guess I find that different since there's nowhere for him to go so you can't really help it.

    My point is, if there's an option to go to another room and fart, he will. If not, then NBD. 

    I'm j/k, (if I sound snarky it's just cause I have a headache, totally unintentional) but seriously I wish my H would do that.  Today as he was walking out of the living room he stopped, bent over, turned and looked at me and farted.  ::sigh::

    I'm sorry you have a headache! I didn't take it as snarky at all so no worries! And LOL at your husband bending over and farting. 

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  • He does all the time! It pretty bad when he's sleeping too. One time he farted so loud he woke himself up and rolled over to me and said "Phew! Lily farted!" Nope honey, you farted. We still laugh about that and now anytime one of us farts we say "Lily farted!" Poor dog, gets blamed for everything


  • we fart in front of each other. that's life. we also pee in front of each other. 
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  • My DH has been farting in front of me since we met! He was brought up in a house where that was acceptable. I, on the other hand, was brought up in a house where you didn't leave the room to fart; you just didn't fart! We weren't allowed!

  • imageImaPanda:
    We fart in front of each other.  Followed by glances at each other and giggles EVERY time Stick out tongue

    This is us!!!  LOL!

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  • imagecrazybeautifullife:

    My DH has been farting in front of me since we met! He was brought up in a house where that was acceptable. I, on the other hand, was brought up in a house where you didn't leave the room to fart; you just didn't fart! We weren't allowed!

    whaaa, for reals?? What was the punishment for letting one rip?

    We both fart in front of eachother.. and pee/poo. We're just super comfortable around eachother I guess. :)

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  • imagemaleigh101:
    HA yeah right. He rips it wherever, whenever.

    This! And I'll give it right back to him!

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  • MH rips them all the time. I don't really mind the farts - but I HATE when he comes into the bathroom when I'm doing my hair/makeup to take a crap. HELLO! We have two bathrooms for a reason! I blew up on him a while back when he did it and he hasn't since. 
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  • imageJustMeOk:
    Yes is farts in front of me and I in front of him.    We are married and have shared bodly fluids, he has seen 2 kids pop out of me, so a fart is nothing.

    Ha! This. He saw me poop the table while having DS so farting is nothing.

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  • imageAutumnBride102007:

    I've only ever heard DH fart in the bathroom.

    I, on the other hand, am a gas machine! LOL

    this. I grew up with brothers and father who always farted in front of me. I don't think I've ever heard DH fart (outside of the bathroom!) I try not to, but I know I do all night long -- lol.

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