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*glances down at To Young* post

This has to be a record!  The SP board is hopping today, thanks crazies!  To think when I started posting here there were only a handful of posts every few days!
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Re: *glances down at To Young* post

  • Lol... so true, it has been a little entertaining. I just hope it doesn't keep anyone from posting here though. I just don't want to hear anything else about animals for the day. I love dogs, but I'm done.
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  • why choose which one? I think both cheating actively while getting pregnant is the best choice.
  • imagemajorwife:
    I'm just trying to decide on if DH or I should have the affair so I can post on here every day

    AWW low blow, too bad we don't have balls for that to hurt! And you never know how karma works ladies!!!! SEE YOU IN A FEW YEARS....HAHAHA!!!!!

  • imagemajorwife:
    I'm just trying to decide on if DH or I should have the affair so I can post on here every day

    OMG Major-you win for best quote of the day.

  • New Tshirt reads ::

    "SINCE I CANT GET LAID, I'LL PICK ON SOMEONE ON THE SP BOARD!"

    feel free to substitute CANT GET LAID for HAVE NO LIFE, NOBODY LOVES ME, I HAVE BAD HAIR or MY CAT MOLESTED ME!

  • I could get laid. Probably by your ex too.
  • imagemajorwife:
    I'm just trying to decide on if DH or I should have the affair so I can post on here every day

    Ya never know, maybe DH already is Wink.  Would make your dilemma a little easier. 

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  • imagetahaira82:
    MY CAT MOLESTED ME!

    How did you know?!?

    Totally below the belt and uncalled for.

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  • imagetahaira82:

    New Tshirt reads ::

    "SINCE I CANT GET LAID, I'LL PICK ON SOMEONE ON THE SP BOARD!"

    Isn't it apparent that someone who is PG can obviously in fact "get laid"?

  • imagewingedbride:
    I could get laid. Probably by your ex too.

    I know for a FACT you could get laid by my ex.  Probably half of the female population has....

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  • Do you randoms even have any children? Even pregnant??
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  • imagetahaira82:

    New Tshirt reads ::

    "SINCE I CANT GET LAID, I'LL PICK ON SOMEONE ON THE SP BOARD!"

    feel free to substitute CANT GET LAID for HAVE NO LIFE, NOBODY LOVES ME, I HAVE BAD HAIR or MY CAT MOLESTED ME!

    wow you have a new wardrobe for yourself there! 

  • imagetahaira82:

    New Tshirt reads ::

    "SINCE I CANT GET LAID, I'LL PICK ON SOMEONE ON THE SP BOARD!"

    feel free to substitute CANT GET LAID for HAVE NO LIFE, NOBODY LOVES ME, I HAVE BAD HAIR or MY CAT MOLESTED ME!

    You are seriously the classiest poster ever. I am very impressed at both your maturity and your calm approach to adversity. Kudos to you.

    So it goes.
  • imagekm014a:
    Do you randoms even have any children? Even pregnant??

    I am not sure what this has to do with anything.

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  • imagemajorwife:
    imageachase123:

    imagemajorwife:
    I'm just trying to decide on if DH or I should have the affair so I can post on here every day

    Ya never know, maybe DH already is Wink.  Would make your dilemma a little easier. 

    True.  I could get more out of the divorce if he were the one cheating.

    Boy I hope you are right!!  *copies and pastes link to send to my lawyer, dreaming of doubling my CS payment each month*

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  • I need one more insult to fill my tired cliche quota.  Someone feel sorry for my child!
  • imagekm014a:
    Do you randoms even have any children? Even pregnant??

    a few, here and there

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  • imagekm014a:
    Do you randoms even have any children? Even pregnant??

    None.

     

     

     

    That I know of.

    So it goes.
  • imagekeychain01:

    imagemajorwife:
    I'm just trying to decide on if DH or I should have the affair so I can post on here every day

    AWW low blow, too bad we don't have balls for that to hurt! And you never know how karma works ladies!!!! SEE YOU IN A FEW YEARS....HAHAHA!!!!!

    50% people.  keychain....I adore you.

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  • imagetalltalltrees:

    imagekm014a:
    Do you randoms even have any children? Even pregnant??

    I am not sure what this has to do with anything.

    Well, for one thing, it alludes to the fact that we're smart enough to use birth control properly.

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  • imagetalltalltrees:

    imagekm014a:
    Do you randoms even have any children? Even pregnant??

    I am not sure what this has to do with anything.

    I guess im just curious why they are on the SINGLE PARENT board... thats all.

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  • imagemajorwife:
    imageachase123:

    imagemajorwife:
    I'm just trying to decide on if DH or I should have the affair so I can post on here every day

    Ya never know, maybe DH already is Wink.  Would make your dilemma a little easier. 

    True.  I could get more out of the divorce if he were the one cheating.

    Good plan, Major.

    I'm sensing a "I FEEL BAD FOR YOURS HUSBANDS, YOU EVIL HOARS!" soon.

  • imageachase123:
    imagekeychain01:

    imagemajorwife:
    I'm just trying to decide on if DH or I should have the affair so I can post on here every day

    AWW low blow, too bad we don't have balls for that to hurt! And you never know how karma works ladies!!!! SEE YOU IN A FEW YEARS....HAHAHA!!!!!

    50% people.  keychain....I adore you.

    Actually, that's a false statistic.  It's hovering around 35% right now, and less depending on the age you were married.

  • imagekm014a:
    Do you randoms even have any children? Even pregnant??

    Why? Is this the TTC while Cheating board?

  • Aw Lookit Maw! I caught somethinn!!

    For all of you that took offense to tshirts...*Ding* now stop picking on my SP girls.

  • imageEmmybean:

    imagekm014a:
    Do you randoms even have any children? Even pregnant??

    None.

     

     

     

    That I know of.

    Just because you're going to give birth to a fruit salad...

  • imagepixy_stix:
    imageachase123:
    imagekeychain01:

    imagemajorwife:
    I'm just trying to decide on if DH or I should have the affair so I can post on here every day

    AWW low blow, too bad we don't have balls for that to hurt! And you never know how karma works ladies!!!! SEE YOU IN A FEW YEARS....HAHAHA!!!!!

    50% people.  keychain....I adore you.

    Actually, that's a false statistic.  It's hovering around 35% right now, and less depending on the age you were married.

    Gawd, there you go with your logic and facts again. There is a time and place for that and it is not on this board. 

    "I
  • imageachase123:

    imagewingedbride:
    I could get laid. Probably by your ex too.

    I know for a FACT you could get laid by my ex.  Probably half of the female population has....

    DITTO!!!  You cant offend us by talking about our ex's...we'll only agree with you! Gee Wiz!

  • imagetalltalltrees:
    imagepixy_stix:
    imageachase123:
    imagekeychain01:

    imagemajorwife:
    I'm just trying to decide on if DH or I should have the affair so I can post on here every day

    AWW low blow, too bad we don't have balls for that to hurt! And you never know how karma works ladies!!!! SEE YOU IN A FEW YEARS....HAHAHA!!!!!

    50% people.  keychain....I adore you.

    Actually, that's a false statistic.  It's hovering around 35% right now, and less depending on the age you were married.

    Gawd, there you go with your logic and facts again. There is a time and place for that and it is not on this board. 

    Go feed your housecow!

  • imagepixy_stix:
    imageEmmybean:

    imagekm014a:
    Do you randoms even have any children? Even pregnant??

    None.

     

     

     

    That I know of.

    Just because you're going to give birth to a fruit salad...

    I distinctly remember a squash or an onion or maybe my brain is squash

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  • imagepixy_stix:
    imageEmmybean:

    imagekm014a:
    Do you randoms even have any children? Even pregnant??

    None.

     

     

     

    That I know of.

    Just because you're going to give birth to a fruit salad...

    Stop being a jealousE old hag who can't get laid and was molestered by her dogs! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

    So it goes.
  • imagetahaira82:
    imageachase123:

    imagewingedbride:
    I could get laid. Probably by your ex too.

    I know for a FACT you could get laid by my ex.  Probably half of the female population has....

    DITTO!!!  You cant offend us by talking about our ex's...we'll only agree with you! Gee Wiz!

    I am not trying to offend you. I assume you were not trying to offend me either when you said I was bitter for not getting laid. At this point, it appeared we had moved on to the sling random jokes at one another for laughs phase of this situation.

  • imagewingedbride:
    imagetahaira82:
    imageachase123:

    imagewingedbride:
    I could get laid. Probably by your ex too.

    I know for a FACT you could get laid by my ex.  Probably half of the female population has....

    DITTO!!!  You cant offend us by talking about our ex's...we'll only agree with you! Gee Wiz!

    I am not trying to offend you. I assume you were not trying to offend me either when you said I was bitter for not getting laid. At this point, it appeared we had moved on to the sling random jokes at one another for laughs phase of this situation.

    Interwebz is serious business.

  • ttc while cheating? Not all pregnancies are planned and i was cheated on by my boyfriend of 7 yrs while i was 7 months pregnant. Im glad thats a fun topic for you. You have no idea how caught off guard or crushed i was and now picking up the pieces and raising my little girl alone is the hardest thing and i wouldnt wish that on anyone.
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  • imagewingedbride:

    imagekm014a:
    Do you randoms even have any children? Even pregnant??

    Why? Is this the TTC while Cheating board?

    No, but we should start one of those!  Darn, that was perfect for me about 16 months ago!  We could've also started 1st Tri Cheating, 2nd Tri Cheating, and 3rd Tri Cheating.  I would've had so much more fun on those boards than the regular ones! 

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  • imagepixy_stix:
    I need one more insult to fill my tired cliche quota.  Someone feel sorry for my child!

    Here you go -  I feel sorry for your child and your DH (but not your dog). LOL

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  • imagekm014a:
    ttc while cheating? Not all pregnancies are planned and i was cheated on by my boyfriend of 7 yrs while i was 7 months pregnant. Im glad thats a fun topic for you. You have no idea how caught off guard or crushed i was and now picking up the pieces and raising my little girl alone is the hardest thing and i wouldnt wish that on anyone.

    I am going to direct you to my above statement.

    Do I feel bad that you were cheated on while pregnant? Of course, I am human. I think cheating sucks. I have been on the receiving end.

    Do I think that everyone who was cheated on didn't see signs that they possibly ignored but continued to push through and even try to maybe have a family? No.

     

  • imagewingedbride:
    imagetahaira82:
    imageachase123:

    imagewingedbride:
    I could get laid. Probably by your ex too.

    I know for a FACT you could get laid by my ex.  Probably half of the female population has....

    DITTO!!!  You cant offend us by talking about our ex's...we'll only agree with you! Gee Wiz!

    I am not trying to offend you. I assume you were not trying to offend me either when you said I was bitter for not getting laid. At this point, it appeared we had moved on to the sling random jokes at one another for laughs phase of this situation.

    I never said you were bitter Sweetness... but now that we know that you are, I wasnt talking to you or your seemingly photoshopped pic... I can help what you take personally... no hard feelings my dear, its only the internet :-)

    by the way the shirts are $12.99 or BuyOneGetOne!! 

  • I like that you think the oustiders are the crazies... interesting.
  • imagetalltalltrees:

    imagekm014a:
    Do you randoms even have any children? Even pregnant??

    I am not sure what this has to do with anything.

    Maybe the "parents" in the title implies that people who post here should probably be parents?

    Um, yeah. The Bump be too crazy for pics of my kid.
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