*glances down at To Young* post

achase123

pixy_stix:

talltalltrees:

pixy_stix:

achase123:

keychain01:

majorwife:

I'm just trying to decide on if DH or I should have the affair so I can post on here every day

AWW low blow, too bad we don't have balls for that to hurt! And you never know how karma works ladies!!!! SEE YOU IN A FEW YEARS....HAHAHA!!!!!

50% people.  keychain....I adore you.

Actually, that's a false statistic.  It's hovering around 35% right now, and less depending on the age you were married.

Gawd, there you go with your logic and facts again. There is a time and place for that and it is not on this board. 

Go feed your housecow!

Oops!  Sorry-35%!  I guess your marriage is in the clear!

SarahBethBR

tahaira82:

I wasnt talking to you or your seemingly photoshopped pic...

Winged, I think she's accusing you of not being a very pregnant Reba McEntire with an anal lube tee shirt.

Now you've gone and done it.

meghan_marie

wingedbride:

I could get laid. Probably by your ex too.

meghan_marie

wingedbride:

I could get laid. Probably by your ex too.

No probably about it. You can have him hun. Better your problem than mine.

wingedbride

::licks self::

am I sweet or bitter? Your post is confusing me.

achase123

wingedbride:

km014a:

ttc while cheating? Not all pregnancies are planned and i was cheated on by my boyfriend of 7 yrs while i was 7 months pregnant. Im glad thats a fun topic for you. You have no idea how caught off guard or crushed i was and now picking up the pieces and raising my little girl alone is the hardest thing and i wouldnt wish that on anyone.

I am going to direct you to my above statement.

Do I feel bad that you were cheated on while pregnant? Of course, I am human. I think cheating sucks. I have been on the receiving end.

Do I think that everyone who was cheated on didn't see signs that they possibly ignored but continued to push through and even try to maybe have a family? No.

 

I for one did!  But it was my fault and I knew it!  Pregnancy hormones and all....served me right!

DevonStiles

majorwife:

DevonStiles:

majorwife:

achase123:

majorwife:

I'm just trying to decide on if DH or I should have the affair so I can post on here every day

Ya never know, maybe DH already is .  Would make your dilemma a little easier. 

True.  I could get more out of the divorce if he were the one cheating.

Good plan, Major.

I'm sensing a "I FEEL BAD FOR YOURS HUSBANDS, YOU EVIL HOARS!" soon.

Although, then I couldn't act on the lusty thoughts I have for the mailman.  Boo

Save the mailman til the ink is dry.  Then you'll be rich and you don't have to worry about being labeled an adulterous skank!

achase123

At least the crazy dog lovers seemed to have disappeared.....

pixy_stix

wingedbride:

::licks self::

am I sweet or bitter? Your post is confusing me.

::licks winged::  Maybe you're like a sour patch kid?

talltalltrees

heatherlane:

talltalltrees:

km014a:

Do you randoms even have any children? Even pregnant??

I am not sure what this has to do with anything.

Maybe the "parents" in the title implies that people who post here should probably be parents?

Oh OK, I didn't realize the Bump had strict eligibility requirements.

achase123

heatherlane:

talltalltrees:

km014a:

Do you randoms even have any children? Even pregnant??

I am not sure what this has to do with anything.

Maybe the "parents" in the title implies that people who post here should probably be parents?

Love your new siggy pic!  Jacob is a heartbreaker!!  Going to give P some competition with the ladies!

Emmybean

talltalltrees:

heatherlane:

talltalltrees:

km014a:

Do you randoms even have any children? Even pregnant??

I am not sure what this has to do with anything.

Maybe the "parents" in the title implies that people who post here should probably be parents?

Oh OK, I didn't realize the Bump had strict eligibility requirements.

The board banner really should have a "no steady peens allowed" sign stapled to it.

wingedbride

talltalltrees:

heatherlane:

talltalltrees:

km014a:

Do you randoms even have any children? Even pregnant??

I am not sure what this has to do with anything.

Maybe the "parents" in the title implies that people who post here should probably be parents?

Oh OK, I didn't realize the Bump had strict eligibility requirements.

I think you can get into this club pretty easily, but if you leave and want to come back they have to stamp your hand with another woman's vagina.

km014a

Wow. Highschool never ends lol ::Headdesk::

copzgirl

wingedbride:

talltalltrees:

heatherlane:

talltalltrees:

km014a:

Do you randoms even have any children? Even pregnant??

I am not sure what this has to do with anything.

Maybe the "parents" in the title implies that people who post here should probably be parents?

Oh OK, I didn't realize the Bump had strict eligibility requirements.

I think you can get into this club pretty easily, but if you leave and want to come back they have to stamp your hand with another woman's vagina.

I think you meant to say hoohah...remember there are 18 year olds here, no need to confuse them with gibberish such as anatomy

DevonStiles

achase123:

At least the crazy dog lovers seemed to have disappeared.....

I'm still here.  And I still judge you for leaving your dog outside.

mulva33

meghan_marie:

wingedbride:

I could get laid. Probably by your ex too.

No probably about it. You can have him hun. Better your problem than mine.

And this is the father of your child(ren)?  You must have spectacular taste in men and rockin' judgment.  Impressive.

km014a

I just cant believe that people dont find it cruel to leave a large breed dog locked up in a house. They belong outside ecspecially a Lab they are so hyper they enjoy playing and running....

KatiesCats

km014a:

Wow. Highschool never ends lol ::Headdesk::

Especially not for those regulars on this board who are still in high school.

pixy_stix

km014a:

I just cant believe that people dont find it cruel to leave a large breed dog locked up in a house. They belong outside ecspecially a Lab they are so hyper they enjoy playing and running....

   Fictional dogs play 24 hours a day.  Real dogs sleep 12+ hours a day. 

km014a

aww look at you with your little lunch tray.. how appropriate

KXKX

KatiesCats:

km014a:

Wow. Highschool never ends lol ::Headdesk::

Especially not for those regulars on this board who are still in high school.

Done.  FTW.

jlthompson19

meghan_marie:

wingedbride:

I could get laid. Probably by your ex too.

No probably about it. You can have him hun. Better your problem than mine.

That's getting into tricky territory, considering it'd probably be illegal for most of us here.

copzgirl

km014a:

I just cant believe that people dont find it cruel to leave a large breed dog locked up in a house. They belong outside ecspecially a Lab they are so hyper they enjoy playing and running....

come on over and try and shove my 80lb grey out the door and off the couch

DevonStiles

KatiesCats:

km014a:

Wow. Highschool never ends lol ::Headdesk::

Especially not for those regulars on this board who are still in high school.

Stephiehun

km014a:

I just cant believe that people dont find it cruel to leave a large breed dog locked up in a house. They belong outside ecspecially a Lab they are so hyper they enjoy playing and running....

Did you read any of the links that pixy posted as to why it's a bad idea?   Children enjoy playing and running, too, but I'm sure your baby has a bedroom.

 

km014a

pixy_stix:

km014a:

I just cant believe that people dont find it cruel to leave a large breed dog locked up in a house. They belong outside ecspecially a Lab they are so hyper they enjoy playing and running....

   Fictional dogs play 24 hours a day.  Real dogs sleep 12+ hours a day. 

lol this is too much haha well im tappin out ladies I have the real world to tend to

DevonStiles

pixy_stix:

km014a:

I just cant believe that people dont find it cruel to leave a large breed dog locked up in a house. They belong outside ecspecially a Lab they are so hyper they enjoy playing and running....

   Fictional dogs play 24 hours a day.  Real dogs sleep 12+ hours a day. 

For real.  My lazy ass dogs sleep more like 18 hours a day.

copzgirl

jlthompson19:

meghan_marie:

wingedbride:

I could get laid. Probably by your ex too.

No probably about it. You can have him hun. Better your problem than mine.

That's getting into tricky territory, considering it'd probably be illegal for most of us here.

/dead

km014a

Stephiehun:

km014a:

I just cant believe that people dont find it cruel to leave a large breed dog locked up in a house. They belong outside ecspecially a Lab they are so hyper they enjoy playing and running....

Did you read any of the links that pixy posted as to why it's a bad idea?   Children enjoy playing and running, too, but I'm sure your baby has a bedroom.

 

haha yeah becasue shes a person.

achase123

DevonStiles:

achase123:

At least the crazy dog lovers seemed to have disappeared.....

I'm still here.  And I still judge you for leaving your dog outside.

Oh goody!  I thought for a second they were all gone!  But please, don't just judge me based on my dog watching skilz (yup, don't know how to spell either cuz ima SP) please also judge me because XH cheated on me while I was pg AND because I am getting a divorce at the tender age of 27 with a 7 month old baby to raise by myself.  And, *whispers to board* I've been on several dates and had SEX with someone since I filed.  Flame away!

Stephiehun

km014a:

Stephiehun:

km014a:

I just cant believe that people dont find it cruel to leave a large breed dog locked up in a house. They belong outside ecspecially a Lab they are so hyper they enjoy playing and running....

Did you read any of the links that pixy posted as to why it's a bad idea?   Children enjoy playing and running, too, but I'm sure your baby has a bedroom.

 

haha yeah becasue shes a person.

I feel so sorry for dogs whose owners don't see them as part of the family.  Please look at the links that pixy posted in one of these posts.  There are myriad reasons why your dog is safer inside.

mulva33

KatiesCats:

km014a:

Wow. Highschool never ends lol ::Headdesk::

Especially not for those regulars on this board who are still in high school.

Gold star.  Hilarious.

mulva33

achase123:

DevonStiles:

achase123:

At least the crazy dog lovers seemed to have disappeared.....

I'm still here.  And I still judge you for leaving your dog outside.

Oh goody!  I thought for a second they were all gone!  But please, don't just judge me based on my dog watching skilz (yup, don't know how to spell either cuz ima SP) please also judge me because XH cheated on me while I was pg AND because I am getting a divorce at the tender age of 27 with a 7 month old baby to raise by myself.  And, *whispers to board* I've been on several dates and had SEX with someone since I filed.  Flame away!

hopefully he's as big of a winner as your ex. 

KatiesCats

achase123:

DevonStiles:

achase123:

At least the crazy dog lovers seemed to have disappeared.....

I'm still here.  And I still judge you for leaving your dog outside.

Oh goody!  I thought for a second they were all gone!  But please, don't just judge me based on my dog watching skilz (yup, don't know how to spell either cuz ima SP) please also judge me because XH cheated on me while I was pg AND because I am getting a divorce at the tender age of 27 with a 7 month old baby to raise by myself.  And, *whispers to board* I've been on several dates and had SEX with someone since I filed.  Flame away!

While you were having sex, was the dog outside?

TefLepOM

talltalltrees:

heatherlane:

talltalltrees:

km014a:

Do you randoms even have any children? Even pregnant??

I am not sure what this has to do with anything.

Maybe the "parents" in the title implies that people who post here should probably be parents?

Oh OK, I didn't realize the Bump had strict eligibility requirements.

I need to know them because I have 2 no longer with us...so, I probably am not a parent.  I am bitter, though, so maybe I qualify?

DevonStiles

achase123:

DevonStiles:

achase123:

At least the crazy dog lovers seemed to have disappeared.....

I'm still here.  And I still judge you for leaving your dog outside.

Oh goody!  I thought for a second they were all gone!  But please, don't just judge me based on my dog watching skilz (yup, don't know how to spell either cuz ima SP) please also judge me because XH cheated on me while I was pg AND because I am getting a divorce at the tender age of 27 with a 7 month old baby to raise by myself.  And, *whispers to board* I've been on several dates and had SEX with someone since I filed.  Flame away!

Being a SP and victim of adultery isn't want makes me judge you.  Having sex with someone since you filed for divorce doesn't make me judge you.  So please, FFS, climb down from the cross already.  You aren't a martyr.

Being a bad pet owner makes me judge you. 

fauxshelley

achase123:

DevonStiles:

achase123:

At least the crazy dog lovers seemed to have disappeared.....

I'm still here.  And I still judge you for leaving your dog outside.

Oh goody!  I thought for a second they were all gone!  But please, don't just judge me based on my dog watching skilz (yup, don't know how to spell either cuz ima SP) please also judge me because XH cheated on me while I was pg AND because I am getting a divorce at the tender age of 27 with a 7 month old baby to raise by myself.  And, *whispers to board* I've been on several dates and had SEX with someone since I filed.  Flame away!

Is it unprotected sex??

achase123

KatiesCats:

achase123:

DevonStiles:

achase123:

At least the crazy dog lovers seemed to have disappeared.....

I'm still here.  And I still judge you for leaving your dog outside.

Oh goody!  I thought for a second they were all gone!  But please, don't just judge me based on my dog watching skilz (yup, don't know how to spell either cuz ima SP) please also judge me because XH cheated on me while I was pg AND because I am getting a divorce at the tender age of 27 with a 7 month old baby to raise by myself.  And, *whispers to board* I've been on several dates and had SEX with someone since I filed.  Flame away!

While you were having sex, was the dog outside?

Nope, he was inside staring at us...

haleyw458

DevonStiles:

pixy_stix:

km014a:

I just cant believe that people dont find it cruel to leave a large breed dog locked up in a house. They belong outside ecspecially a Lab they are so hyper they enjoy playing and running....

   Fictional dogs play 24 hours a day.  Real dogs sleep 12+ hours a day. 

For real.  My lazy ass dogs sleep more like 18 hours a day.

So what's the difference in your dog sleeping inside or out? It isn't getting attention during this time.