Let me preface this by saying I was 16 when I did this.
So this *** at high school wasn't watching where she was going in the parking lot and almost hit my car. I honked my horn to get her attention and that is what averted the pending accident. She was embarrassed because she had 3 friends in the car. Mind you this was a brand new mustang her parents bought her.
I drive home with my sister in the car. She follows me home and proceeds to drive around the block for 20 minutes. Everytime she was in front of my house, she would honk her horn and her friends would hang out of the car and scream/make gestures.
The adult thing to do would have been to call the cops. But I was 16. So that weekend, I went out with a few people and we egged the *** out of her car. In addition, I threw a can of pop at her car (I shook it up before I threw it). The can exploded on impact and sliced her spoiler in half.
Hacked into my boyfriend's (at the time) email and discovered he had signed up for adultfriendfinder.com. I set up an alias with the account and flirted with him. He had no idea it was me. We broke up a week later.
Let me preface this by saying I was 16 when I did this.
So this *** at high school wasn't watching where she was going in the parking lot and almost hit my car. I honked my horn to get her attention and that is what averted the pending accident. She was embarrassed because she had 3 friends in the car. Mind you this was a brand new mustang her parents bought her.
I drive home with my sister in the car. She follows me home and proceeds to drive around the block for 20 minutes. Everytime she was in front of my house, she would honk her horn and her friends would hang out of the car and scream/make gestures.
The adult thing to do would have been to call the cops. But I was 16. So that weekend, I went out with a few people and we egged the *** out of her car. In addition, I threw a can of pop at her car (I shook it up before I threw it). The can exploded on impact and sliced her spoiler in half.
My college boyfriend worked at a video game store. He and another employee stole a couple of video games and the managers didn't know who did it. He cheated on me, and the very next day I called the store manager to tell him my ex did it.
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my boyfriend and his friends were having a 'guy's night' at his parents' house one night. my friend and i drove by on our way back to our house after going to starbucks and the movies. as we were driving by, some girls are walking up the sidewalk in skanky lingerie. this made us very mad, so we went home and filled up water balloons with chocolate syrup, hot sauce, pretty much everything and anything we could find in the fridge.
we drove back and started throwing these balloons at the girls and our boyfriends' cars. boyfriend called the next day and said that people had tracked the stuff all over the carpet in his parents' house and his mom was going to kick him out if he didn't get the stains out of the carpet.
looking back now it's very immature, but they freaking lied to us! there weren't supposed to be any girls there.
they broke up with us about 2 months later. oh well.
When I worked at J. Crew this girl was stealing a lot of clothes and she told me about it. I didn't turn her in because it was the right thing to do. I turned her in because they give a $1500 bonus. I was really poor and in college. I used it to pay of my credit card. They didn't press charges or anything , they just let her go.
Let me preface this by saying I was 16 when I did this.
So this *** at high school wasn't watching where she was going in the parking lot and almost hit my car. I honked my horn to get her attention and that is what averted the pending accident. She was embarrassed because she had 3 friends in the car. Mind you this was a brand new mustang her parents bought her.
I drive home with my sister in the car. She follows me home and proceeds to drive around the block for 20 minutes. Everytime she was in front of my house, she would honk her horn and her friends would hang out of the car and scream/make gestures.
The adult thing to do would have been to call the cops. But I was 16. So that weekend, I went out with a few people and we egged the *** out of her car. In addition, I threw a can of pop at her car (I shook it up before I threw it). The can exploded on impact and sliced her spoiler in half.
I was working retail and this guy would always come into the store and talk to me. He was nice, but a little on the shady side.
Well he came in the store a few times and was talking shiit about me to a co-worker. My co-worker told me about it and I got ticked, as anyone would. So a few days later, he is the mall with a friend eating at Arbys. I clocked out of work, went over and asked him if he had anything he would like to say to me. He said no why, so I repeated what the coworker said and he just laughed and called me a fat b!tch. So I slapped him across the face, and walked out.
Ends up the guy has epilepsy and took a seizure because of it, and had to be taken to the hospital. The state police got involved, but he never pressed charges, thank God. Now when I see the guy in the mall, he just nods and continues on his merry freakin way!
A friend and I went into an ex-friends house (she told us she wanted us to die) while no one was there. We cut the seam in the butt of her favorite pants. Spilled some body spray on her dresser. Just did little stuff so no one would ever know that we were there but to ruin some of her favorite things. And took most of the alcohol in her house.
It was really immature and stupid on our parts. At least I can blame it on high school!
Okay... here's mine. I'm going to preface this by saying all three of my college roommates (we had apartments with 4 people in them instead of normal dorms) were bitchy slobs. The toilets were never cleaned, the trash spewed out of the can and all over the floor, and the dishes in the sink were growing mold. I refused to be their maid.
At the end of my first semester I discovered my mother had drained my account and I didn't have any money to come back for the next semester. I snapped and took it out on my roommates for being so nasty to me.
I pretended like I was leaving for break, then waited until they all left. I went back in and pour bleach in all their laundry detergent and shampoo bottles. I filled there beloved Brita pitcher and ice cube trays with water from the nasty poop-stained toilets. And to top it off, I stuff shrimp in their pillows, duvets, mattresses, couch, and all the heating ducts. I cranked the heat, packed my bags, and never looked back.
I'm exposing myself as a great big slut here, but in high school I was casually dating some guy I wasn't really interested in. He cheated on me, I dumped him, and he started going out with the girl he cheated on me with. I was so jealous that I got back at her by having sex with him, and then made sure everyone knew about it.
Ok I'm pretty tame, but I still feel horrible about this:
I was studying abroad in college (this is when DH and I were dating but nothing serious). This girl on my trip who was my pretty good friend had this huge crush on one of the guys, but the guy was always flirting with me and I'd always try to brush him off. Well, one night got a little crazy and I ended up following him into the men's bathroom and we started making out pretty hardcore in there. I'll never forget the look on her face when the door opened and she was standing right there staring at us....cringe.....
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Okay... here's mine. I'm going to preface this by saying all three of my college roommates (we had apartments with 4 people in them instead of normal dorms) were bitchy slobs. The toilets were never cleaned, the trash spewed out of the can and all over the floor, and the dishes in the sink were growing mold. I refused to be their maid.
At the end of my first semester I discovered my mother had drained my account and I didn't have any money to come back for the next semester. I snapped and took it out on my roommates for being so nasty to me.
I pretended like I was leaving for break, then waited until they all left. I went back in and pour bleach in all their laundry detergent and shampoo bottles. I filled there beloved Brita pitcher and ice cube trays with water from the nasty poop-stained toilets. And to top it off, I stuff shrimp in their pillows, duvets, mattresses, couch, and all the heating ducts. I cranked the heat, packed my bags, and never looked back.
omg, i think i love you. this is the funniest thing i have ever heard.
Okay... here's mine. I'm going to preface this by saying all three of my college roommates (we had apartments with 4 people in them instead of normal dorms) were bitchy slobs. The toilets were never cleaned, the trash spewed out of the can and all over the floor, and the dishes in the sink were growing mold. I refused to be their maid.
At the end of my first semester I discovered my mother had drained my account and I didn't have any money to come back for the next semester. I snapped and took it out on my roommates for being so nasty to me.
I pretended like I was leaving for break, then waited until they all left. I went back in and pour bleach in all their laundry detergent and shampoo bottles. I filled there beloved Brita pitcher and ice cube trays with water from the nasty poop-stained toilets. And to top it off, I stuff shrimp in their pillows, duvets, mattresses, couch, and all the heating ducts. I cranked the heat, packed my bags, and never looked back.
oh come on! some of these are pretty flame worthy!
Ok. I feel terrible. I have a 17 year old cousin who is the biggest brat you will ever meet. He has beat the crap out of my aunt several times, called Child Services on her, etc. Well, to straighten him up, my Grandpa decided to send him to a private Catholic school and pay for it. . A school that cost $16,000 a year and where he got a laptop, etc. I know they were hoping it would straighten him up, but while him attending there he was: Pulled over three times for stealing, aressted for stealing alcohol from a grocery store AND he punched a cop. My grandpa bailed him out ($500) and my cousin never showed for court so my Grandpa lost his $500. Anyways, all this is happening and my cousin has such an entitled attitude. I left an annonymous email with his school and let him know about the arrest. I guess they looked into it and they kicked him out.
My cousin tried so bad to get back into the school, name dropping like crazy and they did not let him back in.
When I was in grade school I joined in the bandwagon of making fun of this one girl. I still remember her name. She didn't have any hygiene, was quiet (which was interpreted as dumb), shy, etc.
I feel completely awful about this because I was never a bully or someone who made fun of people to their faces, and as an adult I realize her parents just didn't show her how to bathe, and I don't think they did laundry, and they didn't have the money for clothes, etc. It was completely not her fault and it makes me sad now when I think about it.
And one of the worst things I've done was to my mom. She truly is one of my best friends, but I'm an only child and after my dad left when I was 8, it was just the two of us. We petty argue a lot too. Well, she dated this guy from the time I was in 7th grade to my sophomore year in high school then they broke up. My mom can be very hard to live with, and after they broke up we got in a fight about something and I said the harshest thing: something like, "no wonder Gene broke up with you and you can't get a boyfriend." It was awful. It made her cry and I still regret it to this day. I know she's forgiven me, but I don't know if she's forgotten (probably) but that's one of those hurts that takes a long time to heal.
I can't believe I just admitted that here.
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oh come on! some of these are pretty flame worthy!
Ok. I feel terrible. I have a 17 year old cousin who is the biggest brat you will ever meet. He has beat the crap out of my aunt several times, called Child Services on her, etc. Well, to straighten him up, my Grandpa decided to send him to a private Catholic school and pay for it. . A school that cost $16,000 a year and where he got a laptop, etc. I know they were hoping it would straighten him up, but while him attending there he was: Pulled over three times for stealing, aressted for stealing alcohol from a grocery store AND he punched a cop. My grandpa bailed him out ($500) and my cousin never showed for court so my Grandpa lost his $500. Anyways, all this is happening and my cousin has such an entitled attitude. I left an annonymous email with his school and let him know about the arrest. I guess they looked into it and they kicked him out.
My cousin tried so bad to get back into the school, name dropping like crazy and they did not let him back in.
Good for you! I would have done the same. Grandpa should have let him rot in jail.
I had been dating a guy for a couple of months. He treated me great, whent out of his way to do nice things for me, etc., but I wasn't really into him. I ended up meeting someone else, but couldn't bring myself to "break up" with him. So, I just stopped returning his calls/emails. It was a really, really sh*tty thing for me to do and I feel bad about it 6 years later.
oh come on! some of these are pretty flame worthy!
Ok. I feel terrible. I have a 17 year old cousin who is the biggest brat you will ever meet. He has beat the crap out of my aunt several times, called Child Services on her, etc. Well, to straighten him up, my Grandpa decided to send him to a private Catholic school and pay for it. . A school that cost $16,000 a year and where he got a laptop, etc. I know they were hoping it would straighten him up, but while him attending there he was: Pulled over three times for stealing, aressted for stealing alcohol from a grocery store AND he punched a cop. My grandpa bailed him out ($500) and my cousin never showed for court so my Grandpa lost his $500. Anyways, all this is happening and my cousin has such an entitled attitude. I left an annonymous email with his school and let him know about the arrest. I guess they looked into it and they kicked him out.
My cousin tried so bad to get back into the school, name dropping like crazy and they did not let him back in.
Mine is pretty tame but it makes me laugh because it is so Bump-tastic. My "mean girl" streak involved me using an AE before I even knew what an AE was in high school. My BFF and I made up a fake screenname on AOL and then chatted up another supposedly good friend who pretty much immediately started talking about how much BFF and I sucked, that we always left her out, etc...
We told her that RandomAOLGuy found one of us on IM and told us everything she had said. She believed us, felt horrible, cried a lot and begged us to forgive her.
I'm seriously trying to think of something. The best I have is that I bit the upholstery in our Isuzu Trooper when I was little and left teeth marks all over it...wth is wrong with me? lol
Mine is pretty tame but it makes me laugh because it is so Bump-tastic. My "mean girl" streak involved me using an AE before I even knew what an AE was in high school. My BFF and I made up a fake screenname on AOL and then chatted up another supposedly good friend who pretty much immediately started talking about how much BFF and I sucked, that we always left her out, etc...
We told her that RandomAOLGuy found one of us on IM and told us everything she had said. She believed us, felt horrible, cried a lot and begged us to forgive her.
And, for the record, I've never used an AE since.
LOL!! I love it.
And it reminds me of something else I did. I was in a class in high school where we did research on the internet for various things. At the end of the class we'd have time to do whatever. There was this girl who was making one of those free personal websites on Geocities. She'd say her username and password outloud, and then set to work making her website.
I'd go home after school and spend 20 minutes changing it to things like Big Woody's Lumberyard, or Al's "For a good lay" Masonry. I'd fill in phony business info and wait for her reaction the next day in class. After two weeks or so I told her and she got a good laugh out of it.
Okay... here's mine. I'm going to preface this by saying all three of my college roommates (we had apartments with 4 people in them instead of normal dorms) were bitchy slobs. The toilets were never cleaned, the trash spewed out of the can and all over the floor, and the dishes in the sink were growing mold. I refused to be their maid.
At the end of my first semester I discovered my mother had drained my account and I didn't have any money to come back for the next semester. I snapped and took it out on my roommates for being so nasty to me.
I pretended like I was leaving for break, then waited until they all left. I went back in and pour bleach in all their laundry detergent and shampoo bottles. I filled there beloved Brita pitcher and ice cube trays with water from the nasty poop-stained toilets. And to top it off, I stuff shrimp in their pillows, duvets, mattresses, couch, and all the heating ducts. I cranked the heat, packed my bags, and never looked back.
Re: Okay, fess up... the most not-nice thing you've ever done
Cut a bridesmaid from my wedding party without um...actually telling her...
She was a huge b!tch though and completely deserved it. Still. Not my finest hour.
I'd have never guessed it!!
Lol. Was that sarcastic?
Let me preface this by saying I was 16 when I did this.
So this *** at high school wasn't watching where she was going in the parking lot and almost hit my car. I honked my horn to get her attention and that is what averted the pending accident. She was embarrassed because she had 3 friends in the car. Mind you this was a brand new mustang her parents bought her.
I drive home with my sister in the car. She follows me home and proceeds to drive around the block for 20 minutes. Everytime she was in front of my house, she would honk her horn and her friends would hang out of the car and scream/make gestures.
The adult thing to do would have been to call the cops. But I was 16. So that weekend, I went out with a few people and we egged the *** out of her car. In addition, I threw a can of pop at her car (I shook it up before I threw it). The can exploded on impact and sliced her spoiler in half.
She didn't drive around my block any more.
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I still can't believe I did it. Then for the rest of the year I wasn't very nice to the girl
my boyfriend and his friends were having a 'guy's night' at his parents' house one night. my friend and i drove by on our way back to our house after going to starbucks and the movies. as we were driving by, some girls are walking up the sidewalk in skanky lingerie. this made us very mad, so we went home and filled up water balloons with chocolate syrup, hot sauce, pretty much everything and anything we could find in the fridge.
we drove back and started throwing these balloons at the girls and our boyfriends' cars. boyfriend called the next day and said that people had tracked the stuff all over the carpet in his parents' house and his mom was going to kick him out if he didn't get the stains out of the carpet.
looking back now it's very immature, but they freaking lied to us! there weren't supposed to be any girls there.
they broke up with us about 2 months later. oh well.
before dh was my dh-- and he and i were seeing each other i was also doing the deed w/another guy too.
got pretty good at man juggling. lol
::standing ovation::
I was working retail and this guy would always come into the store and talk to me. He was nice, but a little on the shady side.
Well he came in the store a few times and was talking shiit about me to a co-worker. My co-worker told me about it and I got ticked, as anyone would. So a few days later, he is the mall with a friend eating at Arbys. I clocked out of work, went over and asked him if he had anything he would like to say to me. He said no why, so I repeated what the coworker said and he just laughed and called me a fat b!tch. So I slapped him across the face, and walked out.
Ends up the guy has epilepsy and took a seizure because of it, and had to be taken to the hospital. The state police got involved, but he never pressed charges, thank God. Now when I see the guy in the mall, he just nods and continues on his merry freakin way!
A friend and I went into an ex-friends house (she told us she wanted us to die) while no one was there. We cut the seam in the butt of her favorite pants. Spilled some body spray on her dresser. Just did little stuff so no one would ever know that we were there but to ruin some of her favorite things. And took most of the alcohol in her house.
It was really immature and stupid on our parts. At least I can blame it on high school!
LOL McLovin!!
Okay... here's mine. I'm going to preface this by saying all three of my college roommates (we had apartments with 4 people in them instead of normal dorms) were bitchy slobs. The toilets were never cleaned, the trash spewed out of the can and all over the floor, and the dishes in the sink were growing mold. I refused to be their maid.
At the end of my first semester I discovered my mother had drained my account and I didn't have any money to come back for the next semester. I snapped and took it out on my roommates for being so nasty to me.
I pretended like I was leaving for break, then waited until they all left. I went back in and pour bleach in all their laundry detergent and shampoo bottles. I filled there beloved Brita pitcher and ice cube trays with water from the nasty poop-stained toilets. And to top it off, I stuff shrimp in their pillows, duvets, mattresses, couch, and all the heating ducts. I cranked the heat, packed my bags, and never looked back.
oh come on! some of these are pretty flame worthy!
Ok I'm pretty tame, but I still feel horrible about this:
I was studying abroad in college (this is when DH and I were dating but nothing serious). This girl on my trip who was my pretty good friend had this huge crush on one of the guys, but the guy was always flirting with me and I'd always try to brush him off. Well, one night got a little crazy and I ended up following him into the men's bathroom and we started making out pretty hardcore in there. I'll never forget the look on her face when the door opened and she was standing right there staring at us....cringe.....
omg, i think i love you. this is the funniest thing i have ever heard.
Do tell!!
A "friend" stole money from me.
I reported him to his commanding officer for homosexual activity on the guard base.
LMAO!!!!! Did you ever hear from them?
Stole my best friend's bf... they didn't really like each other anyway. I made him break up with her before i'd do anything with him. bwahaha.
she forgave me because she didn't care for him much anyway~!
wow steph. wow.
and this thread is making me feel more naive than ever..... i'm not a goody two shoes i swear!
Ok. I feel terrible. I have a 17 year old cousin who is the biggest brat you will ever meet. He has beat the crap out of my aunt several times, called Child Services on her, etc. Well, to straighten him up, my Grandpa decided to send him to a private Catholic school and pay for it. . A school that cost $16,000 a year and where he got a laptop, etc. I know they were hoping it would straighten him up, but while him attending there he was: Pulled over three times for stealing, aressted for stealing alcohol from a grocery store AND he punched a cop. My grandpa bailed him out ($500) and my cousin never showed for court so my Grandpa lost his $500. Anyways, all this is happening and my cousin has such an entitled attitude. I left an annonymous email with his school and let him know about the arrest. I guess they looked into it and they kicked him out.
My cousin tried so bad to get back into the school, name dropping like crazy and they did not let him back in.
When I was in grade school I joined in the bandwagon of making fun of this one girl. I still remember her name. She didn't have any hygiene, was quiet (which was interpreted as dumb), shy, etc.
I feel completely awful about this because I was never a bully or someone who made fun of people to their faces, and as an adult I realize her parents just didn't show her how to bathe, and I don't think they did laundry, and they didn't have the money for clothes, etc. It was completely not her fault and it makes me sad now when I think about it.
And one of the worst things I've done was to my mom. She truly is one of my best friends, but I'm an only child and after my dad left when I was 8, it was just the two of us. We petty argue a lot too. Well, she dated this guy from the time I was in 7th grade to my sophomore year in high school then they broke up. My mom can be very hard to live with, and after they broke up we got in a fight about something and I said the harshest thing: something like, "no wonder Gene broke up with you and you can't get a boyfriend." It was awful. It made her cry and I still regret it to this day. I know she's forgiven me, but I don't know if she's forgotten (probably) but that's one of those hurts that takes a long time to heal.
I can't believe I just admitted that here.
Good for you! I would have done the same. Grandpa should have let him rot in jail.
good for you! your poor grandpa.
Mine is pretty tame but it makes me laugh because it is so Bump-tastic. My "mean girl" streak involved me using an AE before I even knew what an AE was in high school. My BFF and I made up a fake screenname on AOL and then chatted up another supposedly good friend who pretty much immediately started talking about how much BFF and I sucked, that we always left her out, etc...
We told her that RandomAOLGuy found one of us on IM and told us everything she had said. She believed us, felt horrible, cried a lot and begged us to forgive her.
And, for the record, I've never used an AE since.
LOL!! I love it.
And it reminds me of something else I did. I was in a class in high school where we did research on the internet for various things. At the end of the class we'd have time to do whatever. There was this girl who was making one of those free personal websites on Geocities. She'd say her username and password outloud, and then set to work making her website.
I'd go home after school and spend 20 minutes changing it to things like Big Woody's Lumberyard, or Al's "For a good lay" Masonry. I'd fill in phony business info and wait for her reaction the next day in class. After two weeks or so I told her and she got a good laugh out of it.
holy CRAP! Remind me never to piss you off!
also, this thread is awesome