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Penis thesaurus
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Last night, hubs and I were discussing how many funny euphemisms there are for the word "penis." This led to some web research, and the funniest one I found was...wait for it..."beaver buster." Post your favorite (non-flaggable) euphemism here:
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4 early losses 2009, 2010, 2015. Baby #1 born 2/13/11. This discussion has been closed.
Re: Penis thesaurus
Why do you make me Google things like this at work?
I really shouldn't.
::RUNS TO GOOGLE::
BFP 8/18/09 cycle #7
Missed m/c 9/16/09 (7w6d, baby measuring 6w1d)
D&E 9/25/09 at 9w1d
BFP 11/25/09 1st cycle after D&E
DS born @36w2d
~~~Labor Buddy to And Ketch~~~ BFPB to LoveBeingAWife33008
HA HA!
Beaver Cleaver
There are tons more. Thanks, Google!
There's this link...the penis name generator:
https://www.blogthings.com/penisnamegenerator/
My DH's was fatboy slim
GOOGLE YOUR BRAINZ.
Buahahahahahaha
Wow, that's...quite something.
This is good, DH is "100% All-Beef Thermometer"
DH will be honored to know that his is:
Pumping Pole of Penile Power
I am now erasing the history on my browser.
I do this nightly...
An ex of mine once wrote a poem about masturbation. Man did we have a good time looking up slang for that.
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DH's first name: Shag Stick
First & last name: Ivan the Terrible?!?!?!?! WTF?
BFP 8/18/09 cycle #7
Missed m/c 9/16/09 (7w6d, baby measuring 6w1d)
D&E 9/25/09 at 9w1d
BFP 11/25/09 1st cycle after D&E
DS born @36w2d
~~~Labor Buddy to And Ketch~~~ BFPB to LoveBeingAWife33008