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Things that crack me up...
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Re: Things that crack me up...
Not that I can recall. I am not perfect, but it sure as shiit isn't my thing.
Once again, you figured me out. You just get me Fallin. You're always right. Again, why do you care?
Raise your hand if you have never felt sexier or more in the mood after a glass of wine.
::::::looks around:::::
Didn't think so.
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That can't be true; clearly she missed the mark in raising you with class, manners, or a good sense of humor.
Lyse- You don't need to justify jack shiit to these people. YOUR sex life is between you and your H.
Plus are you really going to waste your time defending a siggy pic against someone who has a pic of her looking like she just smoked AN ENTIRE PLANT of weed?
You know where you are welcome.....
Oh snap!
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Hehe- I've never felt sexier or more in the mood than when I see you holding the pool stick, Beetsy!
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Man, I see how you got to be the asst. to the secretary with those crack comprehension skills. It's a swine flu joke.
And AGAIN, you're part of a pretend internet club. That's sadder than a child with an imaginary friend.
DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT
And Mod.
But wait ladies, it wasn't pot that made her look that way- it was her gorging on a GIANT PIECE OF HAM, THE UNTOLD WONDER OF AMSTERDAM!!!
No Brock, I'll admit fault. I shared that comment, so I made it not between me and my H. I just didn't think since they find me so ridiculously lame and dull, they would take it and use it even a year later as the end all be all of my relationship.
I'd 100% agree with you if she hadn't TOLD us all about it.
Not on this board honey- you're all TROLLS here.
?Ahh see, Lyse is the one that posted in a confessions post that she hates having sex and pretty much only does it when drunk.?
Careful Megs, I feel I should warn you, I am part of an internet club that supports evening drinking. This makes me pathetic and open to mass mockery.?Sorry to kill the mood like that, I knew you were all worked up.
Ya, ham glazed with a tangy sauce of weed plant and bong water. Really, how is that hamsterdam?
Raises hand. I feel sexy without alcohol. All joking aside, I think it's sad that Lyse doesn't and that apparently you think other women don't either.
You want to talk about comprehension skills? Point out to me where this is implied. Don't be a douche, you know what she was saying.
?God, Lyse. Stop playing the victim card. You've been actively posting and wanting to fit in over there for two years. You know how things work. You know that we are still talking about things that happened years ago. Again, you have no problem with it when it's not pointed at you. Don't even pretend that you don't like it, because if that was the case you wouldn't have stuck around this long.??
?It was posted on AFSB many months ago. It wasn't even implied. She flat out said it.??
Read it again, Pooh. I said "sexier" or "more in the mood."
Jeesh, reading comprehension is seriously lacking in these trolls.
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That can't be true; clearly she missed the mark in raising you with class, manners, or a good sense of humor.
Not really JME, my mother also taught me that "when in Rome" I just want to behave in a manner as similar to my hosts as possible. Even an unwilling host. I am uncommonly delightful in good company.
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Dull and Lame? Funny I thought stalking did not yield the defination of finding someone lame and dull. Don't sweat it Lyse. They are in their basements playing world of war craft and are jealous you don't have to steal your wine from your parents liquor cabinet.
You know you are loved.
Sigh. Let me be clearer. Yes, alcohol doesn't put me in the mood. Maybe I'm just lucky like that.
However, don't be a douche yourself. You know there's a difference between saying a glass of wine makes you feel sexy and Lyse saying that she doesn't like sex unless she's drunk. You know it.
How am I playing the victim card? I have been posting and lurking for entertainment, and if I wanted to fit in and that was the only reason I was there, I would have left long ago. I get that you all still harp on things that are older than dirt, but the difference is that is all you have to work with and you pretend to know wtf you're talking about. You only know what I have shared with you, and trust me, I haven't shared much with people who clearly do not accept anyone who doesn't kiss their ass.
Lets remember that I was not the only person who "got" what I was saying, who were regular posters, but I'M the one you remember. Funny how that works.
This was such a stretch that it made me laugh.
I don't know how to make it clearer that no stalking was done. She posted recently, and someone noticed her sig. Lyse is the one that then brought that post over here, not us.
And BTW, I don't have a basement. I live in the south. Furthermore, I have never played WOW or any other such game.?
I have no idea what that is even supposed to mean?
We're only talking about things you shared. You.shared.
Yes, I certainly have a reputation for kissing ass. That's true.
You need to brush up on how to quote people.
I am an unwilling hostess, and I do not find you delightful. I find you annoying and trollish. Now, if you will excuse me, I have to get back to my "pathetic" life, which involves heading to the beach after work and going on a booze cruise, apparently something you are above. Ciao.
The sighing is getting old.
And I meant Sugar, Genius. As I wasn't around for the original convo with Lyse, I can't say that I do know there is a difference between what Sugar and Lyse were saying. And you'll have to forgive me for not wanting to take your word on this...
and Lyse is to chicken to admit that she said it?
JME, I was acknowledging you are an unwilling host and I was implying that you are not good company. I recognize you do not find me delightful, only good company finds me delightful. see how that works?
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Actually, I do believe that she did admit to saying it- several times in this post. I don't care about the way you interpreted it either. We like Lyse, that's not going to change- why do you care?
Please try to follow along. People were arguing that the poster wasn't saying that she needed a glass of wine to get in the mood, just that a glass of wine put her more in the mood. That's the difference.
Frankly, to your point (distinct from what the other poster was saying), I there's a big difference between having 1 glass of wine to feel sexier and not liking sex unless you are drunk. I'm betting your clubmates would secretly agree but won't say it in front of Lyse.
I find you delightful.
*disclaimer: my feet are fully planed on the ground and I am in no way up Mod's ass or any other body cavity?