Smarta$$ replies you're not brave enough to actually use?

mistresscox · March 2009

I am full of all kinds of sarcastic remarks for people when they say stupid things. I was just wondering if you had any that you really wish you had the guts to say but just can't.

I wish that I could tell someone that is telling me what I shouldn't be doing/eating "actually we didn't want this baby but couldn't afford an abortion, so this is my attempt at fixing the situation." But I just can't actually see myself saying that in fear of something actually happening to my LO. But it would be awesome to see the reaction....

heidismith · March 2009

Could you imagian the look at the persons face if you said that!! OMG that would be great! I wish I could just kidney punch people when they stupid shiit!!

Sequoyah Shoars · March 2009

before i was pg, i would have never had the balls to say what i think.

my hormones have stripped away any self- censorship i may have had. it's bad. sometimes i feel like an ass for being so blunt.

HeyyRed · March 2009

I've got a really big set of balls however, I do always check what I say against my pocket book and my karma bank account just prior to letting it rip on the ill-advised fool who's pissing me off.

Jason'swife · March 2009

Hahahaha. I would pay to see the look on someones face if you said that! Funny.As.Hell.

I just got my first stranger comment the other day, and it was just to ask when the baby was due.... Half of me can't wait for the stupid comments. I just hope I think fast enough to come up with a wise_ass reply.

*KC*luvs*RJ* · March 2009

UGH! I'm so mad at myself right now because I actually used a snappy comeback today...but I forgot what it was! My days are so crazy with the kids, and I meant to post about it as soon as I got home, but I decided to go grocery shopping instead. It better come back to me because it was really good and I wanted to share. Stick out tongue

coldplaygrl829 · March 2009

I'm very outspoken, so I find it difficult to censor my comments when people say or do stupid things. Plus, these pregnancy hormones make it worse!

I was at Target today, standing in front of a row of party balloons, when a lady walks up and stands right in front of me! I wasn't even two inches from the bottom lip of the shelf, so I don't even know how she managed to squeeze her doughy physique in there. I was pretty pissed at this point...no ones buts in front of a pregnant girl who's in dire need of party supplies. So, I shoved my way back into my original spot and said, "Do you mind? All you had to do was say 'Excuse me' and I would have gladly made room."

Idiot.

Mrs_mam · March 2009

I have a hard time keeping my smartass replies to myself when I'm not pregnant so I've really let some winners fly. My mom told me today that "touching and contact with babies is VERY important" and I said "Oh yeah? I figured we'd just keep it in a box while it's small so it doesn't get into things." And we've been telling everyone our favorite name is Cletus, as in Cletus the Fetus.

The New Mrs. · March 2009

A very large woman just told me (usually a super skinny person) that I'm not only gaining weight in my belly but my face too. My jaw dropped and I was so shocked that she said it, I couldn't even fathom a response snarky enough. So after ranting and raving later, I said I wish I could've told her "Well me and my 'fat face' thank you for pointing that out. I'm pregnant and can not help but gain weight. What's your excuse for having such a fat a**!?!" UGH! Stupid people.

mistresscox · March 2009

LMAO at Cletus the Fetus! Love it!

I'm tempted to tell this to MIL when she asks about names because a few years ago we were joking about baby names and I mentioned something about naming our first born Bubba and she FLIPPED! Flat out threw a temper tantrum and then wouldn't speak to me for a week. So I'm thinking Cletus the Fetus would start WWIII.

Kendall13 · March 2009

I actually laughed out loud. That would teach her to make stupid comments.

Sarcasm is a gift that I hope our baby inherits.

joellaclar · March 2009

Ohhh, I'm so glad to see this. I have a dumba$$ friend whom every time I see her lately takes it upon herself to inform me of how much my butt has grown with this pregnancy. Mind you, this is a girl that even with all of the weight I have put on, I still weigh less than and look better than her;-) I really want to scream out "I'm pregnant, what's your freakin excuse?!?", but I've managed to bite my tongue every time.... thank goodness another friend stuck up for me the other day, as the dumba$$ friend started in with "look how big your belly is today", my other friend chimed in with "yeah, and look how big YOURS is" Stick out tongue

KrystalD7 · March 2009

So I`m 5`0, 110lbs.. and a really snarky girl at work today went `oh my gosh I cant believe how big you`re geting already... and its just the begining`` So i responded with ``Oh yah, i cant believe how huge I am... I used to be a 0, now I have to wear a size 2, I feel disgusting.`` Not at all true, but the look on her face was worth it.