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Littledeer84

Mrs.adambabycakes:

LuckyDad:

missyishere:

robinsokj:

Is that Steve-O?  It kind of looks like Steve-O

 random confession.  

I think Johnny knoxville is totally bangable

I've had many sexy dreams about Knoxville.  I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds him bangable.  

 Johnny Knoxville is a good lookin' dude. So much so he stopped doing the stupid crap in Jackass to protect his pretty face. He'd be there, but he was never the one putting himself at risk.

I had an acquaintance once who thought Steve-O was hot. Yeah, totally judged her for that one. 

I always liked Ryan Dunn   

I liked Party Boy - what was that guys name?

jorkz821

AshPal61:

I remember being embarassed to even buy tampons when I was a teenager, let alone condoms.

Pretty much this. And I don't come from either a small town or a religious background.

NotSharknado

Holey balls, this is still going?

jorkz821

jorkz821:

AshPal61:

I remember being embarassed to even buy tampons when I was a teenager, let alone condoms.

Pretty much this. And I don't come from either a small town or a religious background.

Oh sorry I see we're talking about Jackass now. My bad. Moving on!

LuckyDad

shanado:

Holey balls, this is still going?

We're in the "afterparty" phase of the thread, where people start off commenting on the thread and end up shooting off into random directions. 

missyishere

LuckyDad:

shanado:

Holey balls, this is still going?

We're in the "afterparty" phase of the thread, where people start off commenting on the thread and end up shooting off into random directions. 

I like the after parties the best, anyways.  And LOL at shooting off in this thread.

missyishere

::cranks up the House music:: 

 

NotSharknado

missyishere:

LuckyDad:

shanado:

Holey balls, this is still going?

We're in the "afterparty" phase of the thread, where people start off commenting on the thread and end up shooting off into random directions. 

I like the after parties the best, anyways.  And LOL at shooting off in this thread.

Cool. Where's the keg? Or acid? Whatevs.

NotSharknado

BostonKisses2:

shanado:

Holey balls, this is still going?

This spelling of holey is giving me a really interesting and hilarious mental image, because I'm apparently 12. 

Uhhhhhh, yeah, that's right I did it on purpose. Ya know, cuz I'm silly........




Autocorrect made me do it.

NotSharknado

HilarityEnsued:

Is this actually moving or no!?!?!?!

Can't stop watching it. It's so twirly.

NotSharknado

LoisLayn23:

I'll be having scheduled but guilty sex tonight. Thx all.

Guilty sex is the best sex.

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LuckyDad

mbenit4:

"Starships were meant to fly...."

 Other things I can't make out.

 "Higher than a motherf'ucker!"

I'm embarrassed I actually know these by heart.

 

"Hands up, and touch the skyyyyyy"

"Let's do this one last time,"

"Hands up...." 

 

ReeseFox

HilarityEnsued:

Is this actually moving or no!?!?!?!

This is why I've never done (dropped?) acid. *** like this makes me nauseous. 

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LuckyDad

SookieFrackhouse68:

I somehow can't help but feel that this is all LuckyDad's fault.

Me too.

For the record, I dislike Nikki Minaj. I just have a brain that tends to trap song lyrics. Especially Chorii.

nixieknox3

christ on a cracker!  i am judging myself for ignoring my children and reading this whole damn thread.  it's almost as bad as the time i forced myself to finish reading 50 shades of grey.

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LuckyDad

SookieFrackhouse68:

 Stop causing ALL THE FIGHTS, LD. GAWD!

The best part is, I can cause them IN MY SLEEP. 

missyishere

LuckyDad:

SookieFrackhouse68:

 Stop causing ALL THE FIGHTS, LD. GAWD!

The best part is, I can cause them IN MY SLEEP. 

Only in your dreams

as real as it may seem

It was only in your dreams.

Runaway22

LuckyDad:

SookieFrackhouse68:

 Stop causing ALL THE FIGHTS, LD. GAWD!

The best part is, I can cause them IN MY SLEEP. 

Is this a time traveling sex dream reference? Because that would be awesome if it was. 

LuckyDad

Runaway22:

LuckyDad:

SookieFrackhouse68:

 Stop causing ALL THE FIGHTS, LD. GAWD!

The best part is, I can cause them IN MY SLEEP. 

Is this a time traveling sex dream reference? Because that would be awesome if it was. 

I wish it were.

It was just a reference to the fact the dramz in this thread all went down while I was still snoozing happily. 

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LuckyDad

SookieFrackhouse68:

LD eats crackers even in his sleep, y'all.

Only my DW's crackers, these days.

That was a euphemism, right?

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missyishere

LuckyDad:

SookieFrackhouse68:

LD eats crackers even in his sleep, y'all.

Only my DW's crackers, these days.

That was a euphemism, right?

DH would never be kicked out of bed for eating those crackers.

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missyishere

SookieFrackhouse68:

Mine would.

NOT A FAN.

And before anyone says he's doing it wrong, nope. The thought of eating a vag grosses me the hell out. I therefore cannot get into it.

DON'T JUDGE MY LYFE.

CG may want to reconsider her gay marriage to you then. Unless you'll be strictly scissoring.

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Runaway22

HilarityEnsued:

SookieFrackhouse68:

Mine would. NOT A FAN. And before anyone says he's doing it wrong, nope. The thought of eating a vag grosses me the hell out. I therefore cannot get into it. DON'T JUDGE MY LYFE.

I tried to say I wasn't into the box munch either the other day and got plenty of "he is doing it wrong" responses. I am just not so into it. Judge my lyfe if you must.  

Consider your lyfez judged. 

 

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proudworkingmom82

MrsT0514:

Maebb:

proudworkingmom82:

What do you judge people on the bump for? nbsp;I judge people for saying their method of Birth control is pull and pray. nbsp;I wanna say UM did you miss sex ed because this is NOT a method of birth control. nbsp;SMH. nbsp;This is usually on Trying to Get pregnant or Babies on the brain that I see this. nbsp;

This is maybe flameful, but I judge SAHMs who complain about how busy their day was.

JFC. Really??? LOL. I knew this thread wouldn't be complete without someone bringing up this ridiculous and already exhausted debate.

As exhausting as my 4.5 year old is I think I would be MORE exhausted as a SAHM than as a Working mom.   

gimmietimmies

Brandi Bee:

Dumb stuff.  People who don't try BFing just because they don't want to and people who start solids before six mos.  People who have too many kids just because they can.  I judge obvious things like pull and pray too, but that's a given.

gimmietimmies

mbenit4:

I used to not like oral. Then there was Big Tony. After a heavy make out session, he started moving down there. I was like, "uh uh, you don't have to." He said, " I like to." He pulled me down by my hips. I should have known something was up when I saw him plant his elbows in the bed. He said, "Relax and let yourself go." He goes down. He never comes up. One thing leads to another and BOOM. -----------------------------------------------------------------------> So yes, you can have it not done well. It can be right but not done well. Some people are C students. They do enough to get the work done. Others are more enthused. Passionate about certain areas of studies. Just like with sex some people are great and some not. Some can be great every time.

I read this as if Barry White was doing the voice over.