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ChuggingWater

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ChuggingWater

I am not sure I brushed my teeth yesterday.


Surely I did, but maybe I didn't.   I know I didn't before bed because I stayed up for a storm, and then went straight to bed.

Hmmm.    

peanutmuse

I have an eating FFFC, but it has a funny twist.

I don't know if anyone remembers, but the other day I posted something about how I was pooping just fine. No trouble with constipation. Well, famous last words, because up till last night, I hadn't pooped since then. And I'm pretty sure that Monday was the last poop.  I was getting sick of feeling uncomfortably constipated, so I went to McDonald's last night and ordered a Big Mac -- simply because those things always send me straight to the bathroom within an hour.

It took about 4 hours this time, but it worked.

ac1259

peanut+muse:

I have an eating FFFC, but it has a funny twist.

I don't know if anyone remembers, but the other day I posted something about how I was pooping just fine. No trouble with constipation. Well, famous last words, because up till last night, I hadn't pooped since then. And I'm pretty sure that Monday was the last poop.  I was getting sick of feeling uncomfortably constipated, so I went to McDonald's last night and ordered a Big Mac -- simply because those things always send me straight to the bathroom within an hour.

It took about 4 hours this time, but it worked.

This is hilarious..I have not been so lucky in the not constipated department but I find what works better than anything is just having a cup of coffee in the morning, works within an hour...so annoying when the thought of coffee makes you nauseous!

 

My confession- I have been such a bum this week that I SAH with my DD and my house is a disaster. Not very interesting but I feel like quite the failure. I mean like everyone's laundry is clean (not necessarily folded) and we have clean dishes but basically everything else needs done...and our lawn is a disaster but I really don't feel like mowing it- I'm waiting for the weekend so I can talk DH into it.  

Firefly9

My friends messaged me on Monday or Tuesday asking if they could stay with us for the weekend.  We used to set up the second bedroom for them (we only have 2), then after DS, gave them the giant air mattress, but now they have two kids and there isn't room in the house.  Last year, when they asked, we said if they come here to visit they can bring their camper and park it in the yard for a weekend.  They used to live here and come visit a few times a year to see everyone.

Anyway, it's a busy week and I won't even be home Saturday, with not much time to clean, and asking if you can stay a whole weekend the M or T before is kind of short notice in my opinion, but we said sure.  The texts she sent were not conversational at all--just "Can we come stay?" and when I asked when they were coming, just "Friday night or Saturday morning."  Not even a "how are you?" I was annoyed.

Yesterday morning, they canceled.  My FFCs are I'm THRILLED they aren't coming and I still haven't written back to her to tell her other weekends that work for us.  She can wait.

adfee

I have an eating one too but it isn't really about eating.

Earlier this week, I really wanted some Pirate's Booty (the weird puffed things) so i went into the kitchen and hid behind the wall and ate the rest of the bag. I hid so my 2 year old wouldn't come in and want some.  

Mom of the year.  

OSUWifey09

My sister's bachelorette party is tomorrow, and they picked a club that doesn't allow smoking so that I can go. They're not going to the club until 10:30/11:00pm, and I'm usually in bed WAY before 11. I hope they're not mad if I fall asleep on the couch at 9 and don't make it out.

DS woke up at 6:45 this morning [he normally doesn't wake up until 7:15, at the earliest]. I gave him my iPad and let him watch Netflix so I could finish getting ready without him running around. 

 

TNgoldengirl

Two extreme mom fails this week:

1. I forgot to pack more diapers and DD pooped in hers at a family reunion last weekend. I had to improvise and put a pad on her afterwards..oops
2. And this one I feel awful and sick about.. Take a apart every piece of her sippy cup to find the inside extremely moldy.

thepretzelchick

I almost smothered DH with a pillow this morning. I put it over his face and held it in place. If I have to suffer one more night because that azzhat won't shut his mouth to sleep, I swear I will push down on that pillow next time.

Winnieella

Mine is I don't want to go to work. I really don't. I hate going in without my rings. I feel so naked and it sucks.

ccip82

DH and I have a black tie affair tonight that is sponsored by his work. DD woke up this morning with a low grade fever-but no other symptoms. I called the babysitter to make sure she was okay with that and she is...so DH and I are still going out tonight. I feel bad because DD is rarely sick, but DH and I have been looking forward to this night for a while.

Also, I have been sleeping downstairs in the guest bedroom with our dog since his surgery because our bed is really high off the ground and is on the 3rd floor. For the first couple nights he was pretty sore and it made sense. Well it's been over a week and I am still sleeping in the guest room with the dog because truthfully I sleep much better with our dog than DH...I think he is starting to catch on.

Dishylo

ChuggingWater:

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I don't even know what GIF means!!!

I've tried to figure it out but I simply can't.  My brain just won't go there *sigh* 

DamnPrecious

The word comfy makes me rage. I think this may be more of an UO.

alinafed

This is such a weak one I admit...

It took me FOREVER to add the one pic to my siggy... I really want to do things like GIFs or do PIPs but that just totally discouraged me from learning lol. I also want to do the monthly challenges and add the PGAL January snowflake but I just wonder if I can conquer the laziness after it took me forever to figure out the wedding pic one!

I know I know not at all scandalous *sigh* my life is so boring these days

peanutmuse

Dishylo:

ChuggingWater:

I'm not smart enough for a GIF.

I don't even know what GIF means!!!

I've tried to figure it out but I simply can't.  My brain just won't go there *sigh* 

Graphic Interchange Format.

Basically, a short video clip.

BuckeyeMommy4

Mine is lame. I can't ever remember the good ones I think of throughout the week.

I am currently sitting inside sipping my coffee and watching the Disney channel while my older kids play outside and the baby naps.

Dishylo

peanut+muse:

Dishylo:

ChuggingWater:

I'm not smart enough for a GIF.

I don't even know what GIF means!!!

I've tried to figure it out but I simply can't.  My brain just won't go there *sigh* 

Graphic Interchange Format.

Basically, a short video clip.

Haha, thanks Peanut - I would NEVER have ended up guessing that!!

Piach

I'm taking next Friday off (after the 4th) and fully plan to send DD to daycare. I will probably go back to sleep until 1pm like I did last week when I took a day off.

sugarland726

Piach:

I'm taking next Friday off (after the 4th) and fully plan to send DD to daycare. I will probably go back to sleep until 1pm like I did last week when I took a day off.

Been there, done that! I always have MLK Jr. day off but daycare is open. She always attends.

I am moderately obsessed with the royals and have been crazy excited for Will and Kate's baby. Now there are rumors that they fudged the due date. That doesn't bother me at all. What bothers me is that she might be further along than we were led to believe and she STILL looks that amazing. Thanks for setting the bar so mother effin high my dear.

kschref

I talked for about half of a violin lesson on Monday.  I felt really bad because I charge about a dollar a minute to teach and usually I keep the talking to a minimum unless its an important teaching point.  But I really felt like was going to puke and when I talked I felt like I could keep it in check.  Poor little seven year old got an earful.  I kept it to teaching points, but she kept giving me weird looks.  Ugh.  Felt like the worst teacher ever. So glad I have one more lesson on Monday and then none for six weeks,

LMCB12

I have to shave literally every single day. I can't stand to have hairy legs, armpits, or vag. I even shave while camping every. single. day. I don't understand how people go days or weeks without shaving. Maybe someday I can get laser hair removal. It would save so much time.

kschref

LMCB12:

I have to shave literally every single day. I can't stand to have hairy legs, armpits, or vag. I even shave while camping every. single. day. I don't understand how people go days or weeks without shaving. Maybe someday I can get laser hair removal. It would save so much time.

I have to say I'm a little worried about what's going to happen when I can't reach some of those lower areas anymore.  One of my friends (who is a single mom, so nobody in the house to help her out) told me she called another friend crying during her third trimester, begging them to come shave her legs.  I can definitely see myself doing this if DH doesn't cooperate.  He's mad enough having to help with the weeding in the garden now.

Winnieella

kschref:

LMCB12:

I have to shave literally every single day. I can't stand to have hairy legs, armpits, or vag. I even shave while camping every. single. day. I don't understand how people go days or weeks without shaving. Maybe someday I can get laser hair removal. It would save so much time.

I have to say I'm a little worried about what's going to happen when I can't reach some of those lower areas anymore.  One of my friends (who is a single mom, so nobody in the house to help her out) told me she called another friend crying during her third trimester, begging them to come shave her legs.  I can definitely see myself doing this if DH doesn't cooperate.  He's mad enough having to help with the weeding in the garden now.

I am hopinh that H will help me shave those areas when I get big

LMCB12

kschref:

LMCB12:

I have to shave literally every single day. I can't stand to have hairy legs, armpits, or vag. I even shave while camping every. single. day. I don't understand how people go days or weeks without shaving. Maybe someday I can get laser hair removal. It would save so much time.

I have to say I'm a little worried about what's going to happen when I can't reach some of those lower areas anymore.  One of my friends (who is a single mom, so nobody in the house to help her out) told me she called another friend crying during her third trimester, begging them to come shave her legs.  I can definitely see myself doing this if DH doesn't cooperate.  He's mad enough having to help with the weeding in the garden now.

With my first I figured it out all on my own. I joked with DH that he might have to do it for me and he told me absolutely would never happen. Lol. Thankfully I'm pretty flexible.

Shayliz

Piach:

I'm taking next Friday off (after the 4th) and fully plan to send DD to daycare. I will probably go back to sleep until 1pm like I did last week when I took a day off.

I do this, too. I pay for the day anyway so if I have a rare day off - DD goes to daycare and I stay home and catch up on sleep.