Worst Names?

CeCe8579

What's the worst name you've ever heard.

Mine would be baby boy His Majesty Da Beneficence Lastname born at a hospital near where I used to live.

Spookster

Iloveshanej:

What's the worst name you've ever heard. Mine would be baby boy His Majesty Da Beneficence Lastname born at a hospital near where I used to live.

That wins. :-) 

thetheisens

Of people who I actually know- Quynnlynn and Blade Levi.

brookelynpaisley

laurasusan:

The ones I know of personally are Tus.tan and Ga.je both boys. My mother works for a hospital and she has seen several patients named Abcde.

I don't care who's friend/relative it is that's seen this name, I will never believe it. There were 32 born in 2009 and you're telling me your mom knows "several?" She should play the lottery. 

silentsiren11

Rage.

oliversbear

Actual people:

Girl on charity shamrocks at a Burger King:  Teriyaki

Contractor working on a public building project in my hometown:  Pancreatitis

Plaintiff in a class-action lawsuit (regarding malfunctioning/defective male implants):  Fructose

Co-worker's granddaughters:  Bre.eze and Bl.eu

 Co-worker's daughter:  Ki.wi Pl.um

alphalyrae

John.nifer

TarHeels&Rebels

Korklyn on an adult man. 

sugar212

My step sister's son is Bry.ck, pronounced Brick (from the show the middle)

an older lady that worked at a bank I would go to in college was named SODA POP (yes, in all capital letters), her parents were not from America and wanted to name her the most American thing they could think of and this is what they came up with. She said she loved her name. 

 

 

 

Meggiemuggins

My cousin used to teach at a teen mom program at a high school.  She had students whose kids were named Velveeta and  Tampaxa, respectively.

rider5344

Heaven.Leigh, Klar.ity, Naj'da, Emm.alee, Krys.tal grown woman and she pronounced it like the drink!

rider5344

I forgot Kensing. ton

banda522

I've heard of a Jer'Majesty King Lastname.

I still think yours is worse!

love4b

My husband went to collage with a girl named Germaine Shepard and I had a teacher in grade school named Hortense. The nicknames as a little girl must have been terrible, "Oh there goes that cute little Horty Smith". No bueno.

mommytoconnor

I work in a hospital and have seen the Jer'magesty before as well as ABCDE, and how about Chocolate.  Believe it or not he was even a jr.

beasley1114

My brother named their son Montana, which is bad enough. Then they made his middle name Lake. Now the kid sounds like a landmark.

notkateanymore

Spookster:

Iloveshanej:

What's the worst name you've ever heard. Mine would be baby boy His Majesty Da Beneficence Lastname born at a hospital near where I used to live.

That wins. :-) 

That wins everything everywhere.  

charpe

I'm a social worker so I've seen some bad ones, but the worst I think has to be: ...drumroll please....
Que.enlatifa Maria Lastname. And yes, the first name was all one word.

Cat&S

When I did my intern rotation through a NICU, there were twin boys named Yo Majesty and Yo Highness.

My MIL was a nurse, and had a patient named Alilfucka. She did not go by a nickname.

Kate070

People I have personally met:

Ma Angel Pie Lastname

Autumn Mirackle

E'Money

And more than once, I've come upon Princess, Precious, Unique, and Messiah. 

rider5344

Just saw a fb post on the online yard sale and his name is Cannabis. He swears its his real name.

ksuRN09

Luc.ious Thun.der Lastname.  And Amir.acle Ura Cham.pion. I wish I was kidding. I work with kids and I've heard some strange ones but these two take the cake.

lifeiswhathappens

Siblings:

Barcardi Tangaray
Karvarsea
Hennesy Dior
Midori

and then there was one child I guess mom had before she liked to drink...  Shyquan

 

Ewych82

I once had a child tour my daycare whose name was Sir Prince. His mom wanted me to spend an entire Sunday watching him for free (I'm not open on the weekends) as a "trial day". That name just screams "high maintenance."