WTF Wednesday

EmeJay

EmeJay

WTF new coworker? Why don't you eat your cereal at home with milk like everyone else instead of eating it dry throughout the whole morning at the office? CRICK CRACK CROUNCH CROUNCH

 

WTF body? Heavy bleeding for 4 days on 5 DPO followed by 3 days of nothing followed by what looks like a period with the worst PMS ever? Yeah. You got it right.

 

WTF dog? Stop digging in the yard! 

 

WTF cold front? I should have known better than to put some veggies in my garden. Adio basil. 

EmeJay

MeatandBandP:

krptcmschfmkr128:

WTF idiots. That is all.

+1 

Yeah, that sums it up!

[Deleted User]

WTF coworker.. reheated anchovy pizza for breakfast? It..stinks..in..here.. 

annksaw

EmeJay:

WTF new coworker? Why don't you eat your cereal at home with milk like everyone else instead of eating it dry throughout the whole morning at the office? CRICK CRACK CROUNCH CROUNCH

My head would explode. I have to get up and leave the office when the girl next to me starts doing that.  

HeyBrittany04

WTF BIL. We're :DH, BIL, and I: going to the zoo and you INSIST :aka throw a fit: to Sit in the front cause the back makes you feel queasy. So I relent. AND YOU SLEEP THE WHOLE TIME ANYWAY! Seriously?! I'm secluded in the back for two hours. Ugh.

Sarah52Beth

What le F

.....Wilson and Piper!  Stop attacking birds in the yard.  I do not like picking them up.  

.....body!  I want salty, I want sweet, back to salty....MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

meh 

[Deleted User]

Sarah52Beth:

.....body!  I want salty, I want sweet, back to salty....MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

meh 

Maybe try some trail mix?

herecomesthesun

EmeJay:

MeatandBandP:

krptcmschfmkr128:

WTF idiots. That is all.

+1 

Yeah, that sums it up!

Yup. 

Sarah52Beth

theleblancs:

Sarah52Beth:

.....body!  I want salty, I want sweet, back to salty....MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

meh 

Maybe try some trail mix?

I don't haz.  Yesterday I ate some salty mashed potatoes then made a piece of cinnamon toast.  Yummers!  Now I wish I wouldn't have remembered about the potatoes seeing as how we don't have any more and now I want some.   

[Deleted User]

Sarah52Beth:

theleblancs:

Sarah52Beth:

.....body!  I want salty, I want sweet, back to salty....MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

meh 

Maybe try some trail mix?

I don't haz.  Yesterday I ate some salty mashed potatoes then made a piece of cinnamon toast.  Yummers!  Now I wish I wouldn't have remembered about the potatoes seeing as how we don't have any more and now I want some.   

Now.. that's a dilemma I'm at work, and I can't eat until 11 (it's 9 now).. I'm starving..

Rdawson824

Wtf Facebook friend, you announce your pregnancy on mothers day and then yesterday post that along with your weekly bump pics you are going to post pictures of real life fetuses as well. Since she is pro life and wants to educate people about abortion. Yesterday she posted a 6 week old fetus that somebody had miscarried. She knows about my miscarriage!!!

lorirachel

WTF trigger shot-did you leave my body or what!?

WTF clients who want to come into the office. Everyone else manages by phone or email and I hate when clients see me because I look about 12 and think they won't take me seriously!

DLpanda08

WTF financial aid? I have a 4.0 but I am intelligible for financial aid because I have taken too many classes? I call shenanigans on the bill that made that rule.

ETA: fixed spelling. 

Bredins wife

annksaw:

EmeJay:

WTF new coworker? Why don't you eat your cereal at home with milk like everyone else instead of eating it dry throughout the whole morning at the office? CRICK CRACK CROUNCH CROUNCH

My head would explode. I have to get up and leave the office when the girl next to me starts doing that.  

 

I used to have a coworker who sucked on Jolly Ranchers all day...audibly. It gave me the willies. It took everything I had not to freak out on her.

Slurp, smack, slurp smack...mmm... GAG!

beckynsean11

WTF Boss! Must you construct boxes behind my desk for the second day in a row? The sound of you slowly pulling tape off the roll is like nails on a chalkboard.

WTF phone. You were plugged in all night. How did I wake you to you charged to 42%? the hell is up with that?

 

Sarah52Beth

Rdawson824:

Wtf Facebook friend, you announce your pregnancy on mothers day and then yesterday post that along with your weekly bump pics you are going to post pictures of real life fetuses as well. Since she is pro life and wants to educate people about abortion. Yesterday she posted a 6 week old fetus that somebody had miscarried. She knows about my miscarriage!!!

I'm sorry.  I wish people would really think about what they are doing before they do it.  There's a weird line with Facebook.  You don't want people to feel like they can't promote what they believe in, but at the same time a picture of a miscarried fetus is too graphic for Facebook imo. 

Bredins wife

WTF H, being laid off does not mean you get to sit on your arse all day watching TV for 3 weeks. I get it, you need time to adjust, and figure out where to go next, but 3 weeks?! At least apply for jobs while your sitting there!

WTF allergies, I guess I'm going back on allergy shots, b/c if I don't, I might never be able to breath through my nose again.

WTF target brand BBT- Is my temp really the same every morning, or are you just F'd up?!

Rdawson824

She has since been blocked. I just couldn't believe it.

beckynsean11

Rdawson824:

Wtf Facebook friend, you announce your pregnancy on mothers day and then yesterday post that along with your weekly bump pics you are going to post pictures of real life fetuses as well. Since she is pro life and wants to educate people about abortion. Yesterday she posted a 6 week old fetus that somebody had miscarried. She knows about my miscarriage!!!

That would get her blocked or unfriended with a lovely message explaining why from me. I'm so sorry for your loss! 

HeyBrittany04

DLpanda08:

WTF financial aid? I have a 4.0 but I am intelligible for financial aid because I have taken too many classes? I call shenanigans on the bill that made that rule.ETA: fixed spelling.nbsp;

this is total shenanigans. It's also why I had to take a year off. Hopefully Ill be going back in the fall, I'm so close!

Bredins wife

DLpanda08:

WTF financial aid? I have a 4.0 but I am intelligible for financial aid because I have taken too many classes? I call shenanigans on the bill that made that rule.

ETA: fixed spelling. 

 

Ugh! This happened to me as well! I wasn't even on financial aid for the first 3 years, but I still had too many classes to be eligible. BS! 

CMSullivan326

beckynsean11:

Rdawson824:

Wtf Facebook friend, you announce your pregnancy on mothers day and then yesterday post that along with your weekly bump pics you are going to post pictures of real life fetuses as well. Since she is pro life and wants to educate people about abortion. Yesterday she posted a 6 week old fetus that somebody had miscarried. She knows about my miscarriage!!!

That would get her blocked or unfriended with a lovely message explaining why from me. I'm so sorry for your loss!

Every bit of this.
I'm so sorry.

Sarah52Beth

What Le Eff 

Lady that posted about a cold being a possible pregnancy symptom.  Wednesday has it's first official DD. 

DeLovely2009

Wtf Army/husband?! We're moving to Germany, report date is beginning of September. I have less than 4 months to get all our shiiiit together, since you can't/won't. Then you come home last night both a) unsure of when we'll get an RFO (which I need to be able to do much of anything) and b) with news of possibly taking another class after this, so we wouldn't report till November. I waited for months for orders, and now more waiting. I'm sick of it.

 

wtf Babies R Us.... I don't have a registry with you. I'm not pregnant. Pretty sure that your postcard, addressed to us, inviting us to complete our registry with 10% discount is a little off.  

DeLovely2009

krptcmschfmkr128:

DeLovely2009:

Wtf Army/husband?! We're moving to Germany, report date is beginning of September. I have less than 4 months to get all our shiiiit together, since you can't/won't. Then you come home last night both a) unsure of when we'll get an RFO (which I need to be able to do much of anything) and b) with news of possibly taking another class after this, so we wouldn't report till November. I waited for months for orders, and now more waiting. I'm sick of it.

 

The military motto begins from day 1 - Hurry up and wait.

Absolutely. You'd think after 6 years of H in the Army I'd be used to it.  

gscoville

We just had a provincial election yesterday, and all the polls said the more socially conscious party I voted for would win. The government who's been in for over a decade has made cuts to the bone, hates unions and teachers specifically (premier was Minister for Education during job action years ago and has had it in for us ever  since), and has been in power throughout the process of our province going from one of the best to the worst in areas of child poverty, health care, and such. Well, polls were completely off and the current government won handily, shocking everyone. WTF?!?!?!

[Deleted User]

jefa621:

WTF dirty deleters.  Quit it!!

 

Please excuse my ignorance, but what exactly is a dirty deleter? 

DemoDoll

Jessieann1020:

WTF self. Why didn't you start loosing weight months ago!? Now your friends want to go to the beach in one month!!

Same here! Took the words right out of my mouth!

annabenanna

jefa621:

Rdawson824:

Wtf Facebook friend, you announce your pregnancy on mothers day and then yesterday post that along with your weekly bump pics you are going to post pictures of real life fetuses as well. Since she is pro life and wants to educate people about abortion. Yesterday she posted a 6 week old fetus that somebody had miscarried. She knows about my miscarriage!!!

That would get someone blocked on my newsfeed.  So sorry for your loss.

That sucks.  I'm sorry Rdawson.  That friend needs to be hidden or unfriended.  How insensitive.

annabenanna

WTF Tummy?  Why are you hungry all the time?  ALL the time?

Peaceb0ne

DemoDoll:

Jessieann1020:

WTF self. Why didn't you start loosing weight months ago!? Now your friends want to go to the beach in one month!!

Same here! Took the words right out of my mouth!

Seriously...

WTF pants! Stop getting tighter each week!

Sarah52Beth

theleblancs:

jefa621:

WTF dirty deleters.  Quit it!!

 

Please excuse my ignorance, but what exactly is a dirty deleter? 

Someone who deletes a post because they don't like the responses they are getting. 

FoxiePM

WTF self, why are you so graceful? Tripped over a fence and fell on my tiller. I think I may have hurt my leg pretty bad but I am not going to the Dr.

DLpanda08

lindscfa:

WTF DH's family? You have an engagement/going away party for DH's cousin (there are only 3 total), and we don't even get an invite?!? Poor DH is trying to play it off that he's not offended; but, I'm offended for him. There are less than 10 total people in his family and one more phone call giving us the details would be too much. Sure, the hour drive is annoying, but we haven't missed a family event yet...apparently that we were invited to.

I would be pissed too!

BlackBooks

WTF friends who are expecting your first baby. You registered at Amazon and Target but 70% of the Target stuff is for sale online only. Could it have killed you to get your lazy asses to a store to register for realzies?

Oh thank you and the hosts of the baby shower for NOT telling anyone that you plan on using a diaper service. Hope you like those disposable diapers I got you since there was nothing on your registry I could purchase in a physical store and no one knew you were cloth diapering. 

Also, y u no register for diaper covers? Do you not know how cloth diapers work?  JesusHenryChristo!

Twinkie0612

krptcmschfmkr128:

jefa621:

Rdawson824:

Wtf Facebook friend, you announce your pregnancy on mothers day and then yesterday post that along with your weekly bump pics you are going to post pictures of real life fetuses as well. Since she is pro life and wants to educate people about abortion. Yesterday she posted a 6 week old fetus that somebody had miscarried. She knows about my miscarriage!!!

That would get someone blocked on my newsfeed.  So sorry for your loss.

Blocked? She'd be un-friended. That is very insensitive, not just to you, but to everyone.  I'm sorry you had to see that.

I was just going to post that I would be un-friending her on facebook and IRL. 

herecomesthesun

WTF SIL? I told you about our IF in private and let you know I was not telling my mom or dad or sister. How is it that they KNOW? How? My mom confronted me last night about not talking to my sister about it. Well, how about not talking to YOU about it.  I told SIL so she would at least cool it with her "pregnancy sucks so bad" talk. 

I'm unbelievably pissed.

beckynsean11

BlackBooks:

Also, y u no register for diaper covers? Do you not know how cloth diapers work?  JesusHenryChristo!

I seriously LOL'd at my desk. Thank you. 

jaytee16

herecomesthesun:

WTF SIL? I told you about our IF in private and let you know I was not telling my mom or dad or sister. How is it that they KNOW? How? My mom confronted me last night about not talking to my sister about it. Well, how about not talking to YOU about it.  I told SIL so she would at least cool it with her "pregnancy sucks so bad" talk. 

I'm unbelievably pissed.

That's really shitty, I'm sorry

WTF self?  Why aren't you a better on-the-spot liar?  I kind of let it slip (when directly asked) this past weekend to both SILs that we're TTC; I told them both that their discretion would be much appreciated.  I'm hoping I stressed that point enough.  

E&B0811

Ditto. I'm sorry.