I dreamed a dream

thepretzelchick · May 2013

This is just too good not to share.

Yesterday, after I got up with the baby for the early shift, DH let me take a three hour nap. This is what transpired during those three hours. Note: this was my actual dream. I kid you not.

I entered a contest to go see 1D when they came to Nashville. I got an e-mail saying that not only had I won, but I'd been chosen to go on the road with the guys as a "special photographer." I went to see them in Nashville and after the concert I boarded a bus and left with them. Instead of finishing the rest of the North American tour, however, we flew to Hawaii and the boys boarded different-colored helicopters (orange for Louis, blue for Harry, green for Niall, red for Liam, and purple for Zayn) off the top of Mount Haleakala. Paul and I got in a yellow one and we off went.

We landed somewhere in western Australia and got invited to this little restaurant that was a glorified wooden shack but had amazing onion rings. The guys performed and then announced there was going to be a wet t-shirt contest. I was going to keep taking pictures, but Liam jumped off the stage, handed me a white t-shirt, and told me, "It would be a shame for you to deprive us." So I put it on and...well, I won. Later, after I had packed up all my camera equipment, Louis came over and said he had a problem he needed help with. One glance to the pants confirmed what that "problem" was. He took me through a side door, which led to a bedroom that looked like it belonged to a 70s pimp. I didn't have long to pay attention to my surroundings, however, since Louis was on a mission. Can I just state for the record that those thrusting gifs don't do him justice? Because they don't. The lad is talented. It. Was. Hot.

I fell asleep next to Louis and when I woke up, we were in New Zealand, where the guys played a concert dressed as hobbits (so cliche) and reenacted the shirtless volleyball scene from Top Gun. I even put on the Kenny Loggins song for them. It was glorious. So many good pictures.

When we were done in New Zealand, we boarded the helicopters and flew to Fiji. There was no concert here; the guys just wanted to go to Fiji. We were staying at this beautiful resort right on the beach, and once we were all checked in, Niall decided he wanted to play badminton. None of the guys wanted to play with him, so I offered. He is really good at badminton, so after dominating a few rounds, he suggested we play strip badminton. I kicked his azz, girls. By the end, I had only lost my shoes, while he was completely naked. I took out my cell phone, snapped a pic for Mack, and sent it to her. I never got a reply back, so I assuming Mack died from the naked Niall picture.

Word spread of what I had done to Niall, so the other four made it their mission to beat me. Zayn failed. Harry failed. Liam managed to get me down to my bra and panties but I ultimately robbed him of his clothes during the rest of the game. So then it was Lou. It was neck and neck...we were both only in underwear...and then I won. He tackled me to the ground, started tickling me while kissing my neck, and suggested we hit the shower. And...well...brown chicken brown cow.

We flew back to the States, this time on an actual airplane, and had to say goodbye at the airport. Niall begged me not to share the naked photos, Harry whispered that I shouldn't do anything foolish until they were done with the tour and winked as he pulled away, and Louis told me to wait for him and he'd come find me. I walked to baggage claim and called my mom, since I had no idea how I was getting home. She said that someone was already there to get me. As soon as I hung up, I saw a sign that said, "Pretz." Like, literally. Not my actual name, just "Pretz." I couldn't see the person's face, but as I got closer I recognized the arms, the torso, even the way he breathed. He put the sign down and I saw his face. Yep, just as I thought. Ryan Gosling. Aw, hell. I just started laughing.

And so I woke up laughing.

Best. Dream. Ever!

And for your troubles:

BoopADoopBetty · May 2013

Your dream was AWESOME! No worries, I took care of Harry in my own dream last night. It wasn't near as exciting as yours though. Did you hit it with Ryan too?

thepretzelchick · May 2013

BoopADoopBetty:
Your dream was AWESOME! No worries, I took care of Harry in my own dream last night. It wasn't near as exciting as yours though. Did you hit it with Ryan too?

No, I just started laughing and I woke myself up laughing.

lisa1129:That's an amazayn dream! So do you have your 1D feels back now?

Not quite. This is doing a few things for me though: