FFFC- Toddler Style

ldcoffel

If your toddler could make a confession, what would they say?

ldcoffel

K: "I'm obsessed with wearing princess crowns!"

SusieBW

Most days, I would rather stay at the babysitter's house and play with my friends than go home when Mommy or Daddy comes to pick me up.

SusieBW

ldcoffel:

K: "I'm obsessed with wearing princess crowns!"

That's hilarious!!!!  He's just in touch with his feminine side, the ladies will love him when he grows up.

CiCi44

I like sneaking into the bathroom to flush the toilet when Mommy and Daddy aren't looking.

I like it when Mommy doesn't do a good job sweeping the floor and crumbs are left behind so I can eat them off the floor. I also like the taste of rocks.

I like to pretend I'm cutting teeth or going through a growth spurt so when I scream at the top of my lungs in the middle of the night, Mommy just gives up and brings me into her bed so I can kick her and Daddy in the face all night long.

 

CiCi44

ldcoffel:

K: "I'm obsessed with wearing princess crowns!"

So cute!

Ms5586

I convinced daddy to feed me a whole bunch of baked beans for dinner.  Then, I burned mommy's nostrils when she came to check on me before bed. 

I made it up to her by not crying during my diaper change and going right back to sleep.

Then I made her get up at 3:30 and hold me, and I was up for the day at 5, just like every single day.

shelley1002

I colored on the nice hardwood floor and don't care and will do it again this weekend.

CMheart1011

I love to eat crayons, play in the drawer on the TV stand, and tell everyone at the grocery store about "mama boobies!"  If Mama tries to shush me, I tell them about "dada boobies."

Yasiris1105

I like to climbed on the back rest of the sofa to look out the window even when Mommy and Daddy thas told me countless times not to do it.

Yasiris1105

CMheart1011:

I love to eat crayons,

This is Matt too :sigh:

shelovesfrodo

I've had two blowouts and one bathtub "incident" in one week. No regrets.

Tulips114

Water from the dog dish is yummy.

littlepoppyface

I love playing with mamas makeup and force her to paint my toes.

 

everytime I poop or fart and we are out and about, I pass by every stranger I see, point and say loudly, "him poop!"

I color on my arms with anything I can get my hands on and tell mama and dada it's my "too too" I want a tattoo like them!

I know how to take my diaper off, I've done it twice this week and pooped in the corner, then blamed it on the dog.  

T&HLove

I ate a sticker today.

missbrightside10

I ate a french fry off of the floor at McDonald's, it wasn't mine!

alli&dan

I love eating food off the floor, picking my nose, and putting my hand down the back of my diaper.

I'm suddenly obsessed with putting my hands down mom's shirt even though I haven't been BF'd for a year.

I love pulling the cat's tail even though I'm not allowed to!

CiCi44

alli&dan:

I'm suddenly obsessed with putting my hands down mom's shirt even though I haven't been BF'd for a year.

My DS is doing this too! We stopped nursing in December -- I don't get it! 

Yasiris1105

CiCi44:

alli&dan:

I'm suddenly obsessed with putting my hands down mom's shirt even though I haven't been BF'd for a year.

My DS is doing this too! We stopped nursing in December -- I don't get it! 

Matt's doing it too! He weaned when he was 7 months but he loves playing with mommy's boobs :facepalm:

becasmeca

I practice for tot body building by picking up the ottoman and throwing it down the stairs!

I use my baby blues and the phrase "Ilaauuu" when I get caught doing shomething I shouldn't.

Toys are for babies! All I need is dog food, the dog's water, and my mommy's phone alll mixed together as one big awesome water game!

carolyn6609

I like to point at mama's big belly and laugh. She says there's a baby in there but I think she's just eating too many cookies. 

I won't try to go on my potty unless my mama sits on the big potty at the same time!

When auntie babysat last week, she forgot to close the baby gate and I climbed down an entire flight of stairs by myself! Didn't even trip.  

mnewlee

EmpireMomof3:

I only love my mommy for her boobs. Or that's at least sometimes how I feel she is.

This!

I'd rather sit in my own filth than let momma change my diaper. 

I act  like a perfect angel when pops around so he thinks mommas crazy  when she says I'm a hand full.

GVSU-04

I'm perfectly cool with sitting in a poopy diaper. Potty training is overrated.

bluejetta

Realizing I could pick my nose is the best discovery ever.  I like to fake mama out and be quite then babble then quiet then babble when I'm supposed to be asleep. I secretly draw on myself (not the paper) when no one is looking -- I"m an artist.

jen4ny

I love keeping mama up at night. I trick her sometimes and sleep pretty well for a few weeks. And then I start waking up in the middle of the night again! 

jen4ny

faupanda:

jen4ny:

I love keeping mama up at night. I trick her sometimes and sleep pretty well for a few weeks. And then I start waking up in the middle of the night again!nbsp;

I could have written this.

I hope A starts sleeping better for you especially when her sister comes home!  

babybmom

I lay on the floor and throw tantrums for no reason just so that when mommy comes to pick me up, I can laugh at her.

I dump all my blocks on the floor so I can watch daddy pick them all up, just so I can dump them out again.

I beg for a snack so I can give it to the dog.

I refuse to get my teeth brushed even though my parents tell me I'll have bad breath and be the smelly kid. Obviously I don't care.