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Justin Bieber is a lying douche

The Biebs Pet MonkeyThe Biebs Pet Monkey
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He promised we'd travel the world together, getting bitches and bananas, but then he left me stranded with no papers in f?cking Germany. Have you ever had German food? Good, because it's horrible. Anyway, can I hang out here until I find a new home?
I wish I was the Ikea Monkey. At least he had a cool coat.
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  • BoopADoopBettyBoopADoopBetty member
    I like German food.

    "I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."

     

     

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  • The Biebs Pet MonkeyThe Biebs Pet Monkey

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    I see how it is.

    I wish I was the Ikea Monkey. At least he had a cool coat.
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  • SCSmith2011SCSmith2011 member
    I like German food too. And beer. But I'm sorry he left you stranded there. Harry would have never left his pet monkey behind.

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  • BoopADoopBettyBoopADoopBetty member
    Did JBiebs ever spank his monkey?

    "I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."

     

     

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