Lol

Into+the+Kitty

https://babyhalfoff.com/

Reason #897 why I love cloth.

Into+the+Kitty

It looks like some kind of back brace!

Plus, uhh... not all blowouts happen up the back? When A was only being parttime CDed, every single poopsplosion (every time she pooped, also ) but one came out the legs. And I was pulling the damn ruffles out!

sarenu1

It looks like a girdle...

Why oh why would you put you're child in that?

Lane05

Is this for real????  It looks like a corset.  I bet that is super comfortable...

TJ1979

There are no words.

tjkdlhb

OMG.

stoneycakes

Well...I can see why it's half off.

CLLDLL

Wow.  And why wouldn't you just buy a nice cover instead?  Ugh.

Lennongirl

Wow. This is speshul alright.

candlequeen

omg I thought it was a joke! lol

freezorburn

laughing so hard tears are streaming down my face ...

unaveragejane

Into+the+Kitty:

It looks like some kind of back brace!

Plus, uhh... not all blowouts happen up the back? When A was only being parttime CDed, every single poopsplosion (every time she pooped, also ) but one came out the legs. And I was pulling the damn ruffles out!

Oooh, I just had a fabulous idea! To stop the leg leaks, we can create mini blow-out blockers that wrap around each thigh. Then for babies who are crawling, we can make knee pads and shin guards. For babies who chew on their arms, we can sew up some arm pads. Of course we'll need a matching helmet. By the time we get done suiting the kid up, he'll be protected from everything (because he won't be able to move in his new armor) and probably sitting in a huge poo. But at least it won't be on the car seat!

calimavs

Oh. My. God. That is ridiculous!

Into+the+Kitty

unaveragejane:

Into+the+Kitty:

It looks like some kind of back brace!

Plus, uhh... not all blowouts happen up the back? When A was only being parttime CDed, every single poopsplosion (every time she pooped, also ) but one came out the legs. And I was pulling the damn ruffles out!

Oooh, I just had a fabulous idea! To stop the leg leaks, we can create mini blow-out blockers that wrap around each thigh. Then for babies who are crawling, we can make knee pads and shin guards. For babies who chew on their arms, we can sew up some arm pads. Of course we'll need a matching helmet. By the time we get done suiting the kid up, he'll be protected from everything (because he won't be able to move in his new armor) and probably sitting in a huge poo. But at least it won't be on the car seat!

sarenu1

Into+the+Kitty:

unaveragejane:

Into+the+Kitty:

It looks like some kind of back brace!

Plus, uhh... not all blowouts happen up the back? When A was only being parttime CDed, every single poopsplosion (every time she pooped, also ) but one came out the legs. And I was pulling the damn ruffles out!

Oooh, I just had a fabulous idea! To stop the leg leaks, we can create mini blow-out blockers that wrap around each thigh. Then for babies who are crawling, we can make knee pads and shin guards. For babies who chew on their arms, we can sew up some arm pads. Of course we'll need a matching helmet. By the time we get done suiting the kid up, he'll be protected from everything (because he won't be able to move in his new armor) and probably sitting in a huge poo. But at least it won't be on the car seat!

 

OMG! This needs to stop.  I'm not going to get anything done today....

sarenu1

We should do this weekly.  Find the most off the wall baby item and post it.

Although some of us might actually use them....

YellowLily2013

This made me LOL.

It looks reusable too! So people would have to wash it in.. gasp... the washing machine.. with pop on it! 

unaveragejane

Into+the+Kitty:

unaveragejane:

Into+the+Kitty:

It looks like some kind of back brace!

Plus, uhh... not all blowouts happen up the back? When A was only being parttime CDed, every single poopsplosion (every time she pooped, also ) but one came out the legs. And I was pulling the damn ruffles out!

Oooh, I just had a fabulous idea! To stop the leg leaks, we can create mini blow-out blockers that wrap around each thigh. Then for babies who are crawling, we can make knee pads and shin guards. For babies who chew on their arms, we can sew up some arm pads. Of course we'll need a matching helmet. By the time we get done suiting the kid up, he'll be protected from everything (because he won't be able to move in his new armor) and probably sitting in a huge poo. But at least it won't be on the car seat!

Hahahahah! Ohmahgosh, I think I just pooped my pants. At least I was wearing my blow-out blocker!

gollywollypog

ermagarhd.   wtactualf.  srsly.