GUUUUUYYYYYSSSS

NativeFloridian

Rachey1082:

shanado:

I'm back biitches. I'm a spitter. Don't want that stuff in mah bellah.

I always swallow. It's supposed to have slimming benifits. I believe anything that might increase my chances of getting thinner.

I dislike the taste, and I've noticed that there's more tasting during the spitting process than during the swallowing process, so I just get 'er done by sending it down the hatch.

tandb2010

NativeFloridian:

What's everyone wearing right now?

Sweat pants and a tank top

tandb2010

Whoo hoo! My post made it page 4!!!!

tandb2010

NativeFloridian:

What's everyone having for dinner?

I had McDonalds

NotSharknado

tandb2010:

NativeFloridian:

What's everyone wearing right now?

Sweat pants and a tank top

I got nothing on but the radio. Dh used to say that to me in his sexy voice.

tandb2010

NativeFloridian:

Favorite color?

Green

NativeFloridian

Rachey1082:

Rachey1082:

NativeFloridian:

Duffgurl:

How old are you native?

24.  Wait, 25?  No, 25 next month.  God, I'm not old enough to start forgetting my age!

You so young. You baby. I jealous.

Btw, in my mind, I said this with a Chinese accent.

That's how I read it, too, lol.

Being young is one thing.  But try being young already and then looking younger than you are.  On occasion (when I'm not obviously pregnant) I'll divulge to new acquaintances that I've got children and they kind of do this:

"How OLD are you?!"

"Ah, 24."

"My GOD, you don't look a day over 16, I swear!"

 

NotSharknado

I hate my uterus.

NativeFloridian

tandb2010:

Whoo hoo! My post made it page 4!!!!

 

tandb2010

NativeFloridian:

Favorite book/movie/TV/cartoon character of all time?

Book Joy Luck Club
Movie The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
TV character Sheldon Cooper
Cartoon character Tigger

NotSharknado

I obviously have pics up with me and Ds he was a baby, and everyone comments on how I look like I'm 12. It makes Dh feel icky. I was 20 dammit, not 12!!!

tandb2010

NativeFloridian:

Favorite place you've visited?

England

NativeFloridian

tandb2010:

NativeFloridian:

What's everyone having for dinner?

I had McDonalds

I know how horrible McDonald's is, but I have to admit that I've had something from there almost every day for the past week.  *hangs head in shame*

tandb2010

NativeFloridian:

Place you'd visit in a heartbeat if money were no issue?

Ireland

NativeFloridian

shanado:

tandb2010:

NativeFloridian:

What's everyone wearing right now?

Sweat pants and a tank top

I got nothing on but the radio. Dh used to say that to me in his sexy voice.

 

NativeFloridian

shanado:

I hate my uterus.

Whyyyyy?

NotSharknado

Rachey1082:

shanado:

I'm back biitches. I'm a spitter. Don't want that stuff in mah bellah.

I always swallow. It's supposed to have slimming benifits. I believe anything that might increase my chances of
getting thinner.

I'd rather be fat. No can do buckaroo.

tandb2010

NativeFloridian:

Would you walk 500 miles, and would you walk 500 more to be the one who walked 1000 miles to fall down at someone's door?

Yes yes I would

NotSharknado

NativeFloridian:

shanado:

I hate my uterus.

Whyyyyy?

It's being a real biitch right now. My cramps are horrendous.

NativeFloridian

shanado:

NativeFloridian:

shanado:

I hate my uterus.

Whyyyyy?

It's being a real biitch right now. My cramps are horrendous.

Your uterus:

Rachey1082

shanado:

Rachey1082:

shanado:

I'm back biitches. I'm a spitter. Don't want that stuff in mah bellah.

I always swallow. It's supposed to have slimming benifits. I believe anything that might increase my chances of
getting thinner.

I'd rather be fat. No can do buckaroo.

I was mostly kidding. I really just swallow because leaving that goo in my mouth might make me hurl.

NativeFloridian

Rachey1082:

shanado:

Rachey1082:

shanado:

I'm back biitches. I'm a spitter. Don't want that stuff in mah bellah.

I always swallow. It's supposed to have slimming benifits. I believe anything that might increase my chances of getting thinner.

I'd rather be fat. No can do buckaroo.

I was mostly kidding. I really just swallow because leaving that goo in my mouth might make me hurl.

 

I try to make it seem really sexy, but actually this is the real reason.  Guys just seem to think it's the best thing ever, so it's automatic sexy betch status if you happen to be the swallowing type.  Whatevs.

NativeFloridian

Ahh, how has my toddler destroyed the house?  Let me count the ways:

1) Banana smooshed into the carpet.
2) Cereal everywhere.
3) Scattered the contents of my underwear drawer on the floor.
4) Pulled stuff out of the "needs to go into storage" pile and scattered around.
5) Knocked a small lamp down.
6) Pulled the bedclothes off the bed.
7) Scattered the shoes everywhere.
8) Spilled her sister's forgotten bowl of milk.
9) Knocked over my easel.
10) Dragged the diaper bag to the middle of the floor and left it.

*Siiiiiiiigh*

My sciatica is flaring up so horrendously that I opted out of cleaning up right behind her.  But now the house is...just...I cannot even.

NativeFloridian

You know what?  F'uck it.  I'll stay up late and get the house back together, sciatica or no.  And I'm gonna be positive tonight!

NativeFloridian

This is me, trying to find clothes while simultaneously getting pregnant-er (YES) and fatter:

NativeFloridian

How I looked at the guy who was acting like he was stalking me at Whole Foods the other day:

NativeFloridian

Here are some turtles with lightsabers:

NativeFloridian

This is me after thinking I should get up and start cleaning now:

 

NativeFloridian

Okay, I'm gonna go clean now.  I WILL RETURN.

Rachey1082

NativeFloridian:

Here are some turtles with lightsabers:

LOL

Duffgurl

Rachey1082:

Rachey1082:

NativeFloridian:

Duffgurl:

How old are you native?

24.  Wait, 25?  No, 25 next month.  God, I'm not old enough to start forgetting my age!

You so young. You baby. I jealous.

Btw, in my mind, I said this with a Chinese accent.

Bahaha love rachey 

ljsmom11

I'm just popping in so I don't have much input. I'm watching Dance Moms and eating fruit snacks, so I'm terribly busy. I, however, had to have at least one part in the Most Epic Thread Eva-2.0.

Duffgurl

ljsmom11:

I'm just popping in so I don't have much input. I'm watching Dance Moms and eating fruit snacks, so I'm terribly busy. I, however, had to have at least one part in the Most Epic Thread Eva-2.0.

Woot ljs here  

ljsmom11

Screw Dance Moms, going to jump dh.

Uhm, do you guys do it sicks on or socks off? 

Duffgurl

Rachey1082:

shanado:

Rachey1082:

shanado:

I'm back biitches. I'm a spitter. Don't want that stuff in mah bellah.

I always swallow. It's supposed to have slimming benifits. I believe anything that might increase my chances of getting thinner.

I'd rather be fat. No can do buckaroo.

I was mostly kidding. I really just swallow because leaving that goo in my mouth might make me hurl.

I am telling ya pineapples lol 

Duffgurl

ljsmom11:

Screw Dance Moms, going to jump dh.

Uhm, do you guys do it sicks on or socks off? 

lol both  

NativeFloridian

ljsmom11:

Screw Dance Moms, going to jump dh.

Uhm, do you guys do it sicks on or socks off? 

It's getting all sexual up in here!

 

Socks OFF!  Unless it's one of those nights where you just look at each other and realize it's going down rightnow.

Duffgurl

We each wear a sock on opposite feet lol jk

NativeFloridian

Duffgurl:

We each wear a sock on opposite feet lol jk

:snort:

NativeFloridian

ljsmom11:

I'm just popping in so I don't have much input. I'm watching Dance Moms and eating fruit snacks, so I'm terribly busy. I, however, had to have at least one part in the Most Epic Thread Eva-2.0.