Today is Thursday, right?
I don't really have any good ones. Hmm...after reading the article about the lady who smothered her husband to death with her tits, I realized how much I hate having huge knockers. I always had big ones on a smallish frame, but now they are like soccer balls, no exaggeration. I'm super self-conscious now and can't wait until the BF ends so they shrink. I feel guilty about that because I know lots of people want bigger boobs. Lame UO.
Re: UO's!
Married my best friend 09.18.11
TTC since 12.10.11, BFP #1 02.10.12
Baby E born 10/18/12. 8.5lbs and 21in of pure perfection!
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Married my best friend 09.18.11
TTC since 12.10.11, BFP #1 02.10.12
Baby E born 10/18/12. 8.5lbs and 21in of pure perfection!
My Blogging Endeavors:
Here Comes Mommy
To be white trash of course! Don't we all need a lesson in that? But it is like a train wreck....I can't look away lol!
I am right there with you. I hate having huge pornstar boobs. I'm glad they are working and doing their job but I still loathe them. I've always told dh that after we are done having babies I'm getting them reduced.
DD: 10/23/2012
#teamzoey #defeatdipg #pumpkinpatch2012
I've never done one of these before because I am lame and can never come up with anything good, but I'm gonna try it now....
I HATE how Taylor Swift is classified as COUNTRY. Um. No. I am a country girl and my music would not sound like that. lol Also, if they play your 'country' music on pop stations, then you are probably NOT country.
There. Did I do that right??
And this literally made me LOL.
Yes, and now we can't be friends. Jk. We are never ever getting back together! I don't have a UO yet, I'll be back!
i agree!!!
Married my best friend 09.18.11
TTC since 12.10.11, BFP #1 02.10.12
Baby E born 10/18/12. 8.5lbs and 21in of pure perfection!
My Blogging Endeavors:
Here Comes Mommy
I was the same way while I was still Breastfeeding, but when I stopped they shrunk and sagged
they did go up a cup size from prepregnancy size though. I'm watching rachel ray now and decided I need to get sized by a professional.
My boring UO is I don't despise the mobile site. I still prefer my iPad or computer, but I dont mind posting from mobile. I do hate not seeing everyone's siggys and not being able to use half of the punctuation though.
First off the person that said that Taylor Swift is not country. I love you. I completely hate her. I think she is a horrible singer. Country or not and she can not dance.
My UO is I hate that when I use the bump on my kindle I can no reply or post anything only read. So annoying because I use my kindle more during the day for the wed then the laptop. Just easier to do when feeding or rocking.,
Naked men gross me out. Especially buff ones that look like they have a mangina above their nether regions. I would much rather go to a female strip club then ever step foot in a male strip club.
I find their naked nether regions funny...I mean, they're just so goofy looking...hanging there all weirdly and stuff. haha
Totally agree.
Dx -Ute cancer, DOR from cancer treatments, and embryo quality issues. NOV 2010 CANCER FREE
2005-2011= 3 Rounds of Clomid, 5 IUI's, 3 IVF's- ALL BFN's
After 7yrs TTC, 5yrs of ute cancer, and 11 failed IF treatments, we got a surprise BFP! So thankful!
Gemma Grace born 09/30/12
Phillipians 4:6,7
I couldn't figure out why we were doing UO on Wednesday - then I read the post - opps I gues it is Thursday.
This made me laugh. I never thought about it but she kinda does! What is UO?
Remembering my angel baby, Ezekiel, 09/03/2011...you will forever be in my heart.
Chicks get in free. Let's go Shaby!
I made rachelmichelle1 my bitch.
Yeah, they remind me of puka shell necklaces for some reason.
Remembering my angel baby, Ezekiel, 09/03/2011...you will forever be in my heart.
Ugh I can't stand Ke$ha. Her music either. She basically talks half the song. How she became famous is beyond my comprehension.
I cannot wait until the opportunity comes up IRL for me to call someone a walking disease. Awesome.
::shudder::
ETA: Wut da faq?
The only way I would describe that as hot would be to call her a hot mess.
Remembering my angel baby, Ezekiel, 09/03/2011...you will forever be in my heart.
I just have a hard time not pointing and shrieking "CHOKING HAZARD!!11!!" when I see a baby with them.
Fun fact: Her IQ is over 140 and got a 1500 on SAT. She's a certified genius.
I made rachelmichelle1 my bitch.
Remembering my angel baby, Ezekiel, 09/03/2011...you will forever be in my heart.
I know this has been said before, but as I was in the shower I noticed my shampoo has added a label of "gluten free". Seriously sick of all the products jumping on the gluten free bandwagon that never ever had any form of gluten to begin with. I'm sorry for those with true sensitivities, really I am... but this irritates me so, because so many people are just following the "trend".
In other news... I would totally trade my glossy, thick, long pregnancy hair to not have the postpartum fall out.
I just peed a little laughing at this.
Truth. Add to it the winter static and it's pure hairy helI.
In other news - I can't wait for my hair to start falling out. I'm hoping all this dry, dead shiit will go away.
Oh. I must be doing it wrong.
Remembering my angel baby, Ezekiel, 09/03/2011...you will forever be in my heart.
Oh, I have another one!
I hate living in Florida. It effing sucks! Although I do love airboating and fishing and this is the prime place for it...
I just hate sweating balls almost every day...even in the middle of January! UGH!
Seriously. She is gross. And not cute at all...