Open Letter Wednesday

michaelaskedlauren

Dear self,

Your nails look gross. How about you schedule some me time for a much needed mani? That $5 CVS nail polish you threw on before NYE dinner looks trashtastic.

Thanks,

Your nasty hands

 

Brit's Luna154

michaelaskedlauren:

Dear self,

Your nails look gross. How about you schedule some me time for a much needed mani? That $5 CVS nail polish you threw on before NYE dinner looks trashtastic.

Thanks,

Your nasty hands

Co-signed,

Brit (who is also donning equally trashy toe nail polish)

 

Dear DD,

I hope your transition to the toddler classroom next week goes well. I already have major anxiety about it.

Nervously,

Your Mom

emnoahmom

 Dear 2012,

   You sucked. At three weeks my baby got sick and almost died and now I'm scared of every little cough any of my children have. We lost out on our perfect house to someone who had cash and are still crammed into our tiny house. There was more tragedy in the news than I could handle as a parent or a human being. Also, everyone was sick before, on and after Christmas, except myself, who did more laundry covered in vomit than anyone should have to on a holiday.

  Dear Asher, 

     Please feel better soon, I'm tired of feeling nervous.

 Dear 2013,

   Please be better than 2012, thanks.

SRK128

Dear Jonah,

Please continue to kick daily.  It helps with my anxiety.

Thanks

Mommy 

  

Mama2TwoBoys

Dear sinuses,

You officially suck. You could handle like 3 weeks of being around the kiddos and their sickness, but sure enough when I've got lots to do you crap out on me. Please un-infect yourselves soon so I can go back to feeling normal!

-Sick& tired mama.

 

Dear company I applied to,

Please please please hire me.  I know I don't have much experience, but my mom's sucess there should count for something right? I mean, I have half of her DNA...

-Desperate for a new job 

 

Dear apartment managers,

How do you not know if you're renovating the community room or not? I have a baby's birthday party to plan here!!! I knew there would be a wrench thrown into the plans somewhere.

-mama who hates apartment living.

lp0

Dear Uterus and ovaries:

Please stop with the cramps and make up your mind already! You still haven't given me a pp period and while it has been nice for the last year I would like you to get back on track so we can start ttc in a few months. With these stupid cramps I don't know if I'm o'ing or if af will show up any minute.

Thank you,
Tired of cramping

Huahine

Dear boss,

Please tune back in.  Covering your ass since you checked out 6 weeks ago is giving me an ulcer.  Do not take me down with you when you flame out. 

Thanks,

your humble subordinate