Creepy internet stalker - intro

Potatertot

Hey guisse, I've been creepily stalking y'all for a while now, laughing to myself and responding in my head to all the fun that goes on here. I've had a really shiitty night, for realz, and decided that I was gonna come out of lurkdom as a gift to myself. 

Now my qualifications: I'm a FTM with an almost 3 week old, I'm a certified chef so I can ply you guys with culinary creations if need be, and oh hey look my baby is finally  flucking asleep so I'm gonna be a dirty, dirty hor and post and run

Be gentle with me. 

KJmashup

Hello!

RockyTopVols

This is anything but a gentle group.

I advise KY.  

scoutkate

Welcome!  Very cool that you're a chef!

Littledeer84

Hi! I remember those nights, get some rest!

Potatertot

Twatley - Thanks, I figure she owes me a decent nap today. If she refuses to pay up I'll just add it to the tab I started for her.

KJ - *waves*

RockyTopVols - does it have to be KY or can it be a different brand? All I have is generic right now...  

RockyTopVols

Sassy Sara:

RockyTopVols - does it have to be KY or can it be a different brand? All I have is generic right now...  

Generic works. I use bengay. I like a little burn.  

Libby1978

Welcome!  I love all the new blood coming out today.

RondackHiker

RockyTopVols:

Sassy Sara:

RockyTopVols - does it have to be KY or can it be a different brand? All I have is generic right now...  

Generic works. I use bengay. I like a little burn.  

Haha! Welcome!

MandaPanda518

Hello! Congrats on the baby:
I love to cook! It will be nice to have a professional chef around here.

Hesterlicious

Welcome to the party!

LoveBeingAWife33008

You like to cook, I like to eat.  We could be friends.