One time when I was out running, I got major runners trots and there was nowhere I could have gone to the bathroom.nbsp; I was still about a mile from home and I was literally going to poop my pants.nbsp; I ducked into a bush and took care of business really fast.nbsp; I was so ashamed and horrified and worried someone would see me and I would get arrested.nbsp; If it makes it any better, it wasn't anyone's property or anything, it was a bush at the bottom of an overpass.nbsp;
One summer I was living on an island. Started my jog, was a mile and a half in the middle of nowhere and needed to poop!!! Started jogging back. Then walking. Then holding my ass. Then I pooped in some bushes. Worst day ever.
Last night I went to a big family party. My gay cousin's friend, I don't know if they are together or not, but I do know my cousin has AIDS. Pilar was putting his finger in his mouth and it freaked me out! I won't let strangers hold her. I know that the likelihood of her catching some is slim to none, but still. Plus there is a whooping cough epidemic in my state. I don 't know why I'm so scared of her getting it, but I am. I was never like this before.
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DH is really opposed to having someone come in and clean our house. I bring it up all the time and I know this is a battle I will never win. I have considered getting someone to come in every other Friday while I work from home and not tell him (he would assume I cleaned because I was home even though I was working). The plan I am thinking of is to withdraw money (cashback) each time I grocery shop so I can pay the person without him knowing. DH very rarely gets mad at stuff, he lets everything roll off his back but if he found out he would be really pissed. I have had this plan in my head for years but I just haven't been able to pull the trigger on it.
I have another. I kinda want to ram cars with condescending bumper stickers regarding our president.
Semi-related: Yesterday at Target they had political greeting cards
KEEP CALM AND VOTE ROMNEY
^^ really?
and 01-04-2013 The last day Obama is in office (I'm sure I'm off on the date but you get the drift)
I thought this was so weird. And couldn't think why anyone would actually want one.
People want that because they think it's cute and it makes them kinda stupid.
It annoys the crap out of me that everyone is so rude about Obama. He is the president, he deserves respect as that weather you like him or not. I think the people bashing him saying that they are patriotic are actually being the most unpatriotic jackasses.
This exactly. Couldn't have said it better myself!
West Nile Virus fear is keeping us inside most of the time.nbsp; WAH!
Us to! I am such a huge scaredy cat about it. We've had a rather pleasent summer and we can't even enjoy it.
i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
I have another. I kinda want to ram cars with condescending bumper stickers regarding our president.
Semi-related: Yesterday at Target they had political greeting cards
KEEP CALM AND VOTE ROMNEY
^^ really?
and 01-04-2013 The last day Obama is in office (I'm sure I'm off on the date but you get the drift)
I thought this was so weird. And couldn't think why anyone would actually want one.
People want that because they think it's cute and it makes them kinda stupid.
It annoys the crap out of me that everyone is so rude about Obama. He is the president, he deserves respect as that weather you like him or not. I think the people bashing him saying that they are patriotic are actually being the most unpatriotic jackasses.
This exactly. Couldn't have said it better myself!
I totally agree. But I get more annoyed at the people who call for this after treating George w. like utter crap. I will always refer to the sitting president as president ______, I will not make bad jokes or otherwise denigrate him. Be consistent in your respect!
People want that because they think it's cute and it makes them kinda stupid.
It annoys the crap out of me that everyone is so rude about Obama. He is the president, he deserves respect as that weather you like him or not. I think the people bashing him saying that they are patriotic are actually being the most unpatriotic jackasses.
I am not a Obama Supporter, but i actually agree with this.
One time when I was out running, I got major runners trots and there was nowhere I could have gone to the bathroom.nbsp; I was still about a mile from home and I was literally going to poop my pants.nbsp; I ducked into a bush and took care of business really fast.nbsp; I was so ashamed and horrified and worried someone would see me and I would get arrested.nbsp; If it makes it any better, it wasn't anyone's property or anything, it was a bush at the bottom of an overpass.nbsp;
One summer I was living on an island. Started my jog, was a mile and a half in the middle of nowhere and needed to poop!!! Started jogging back. Then walking. Then holding my ass. Then I pooped in some bushes. Worst day ever.
I'm sorry it happened to you too but glad to have a friend in my shame!
What makes it even worse is that it was something like 6am last October and I was wearing my reflective vest (I'm a safe runner!) so I had to rip it off so I wouldn't been seen crouching in bushes and a car comes rounding the corner and I'm crouching and pooping and sweating and praying that no one could see me! Mortified. Shortly after that i started doing some modified loops around the neighbourhood because pregnancy made me get poopy 3 miles into my run like clockwork.
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My husband and I don't sleep in the same room most of the time since the baby. He snores so loudly, it makes me really angry to try to sleep next to him. Even with earplugs in I can hear it.
When a situation presents itself where we will have to share a room (aka his Mother stays over or this weekend we have a wedding and will have to stay in one room). It makes me anxious thinking about how I will get even less/worse sleep than usual.
I am embarassed to admit this to people IRL I'm not sure why. We have a great marriage in general (though I do sometimes speak to him disrespectfully and sometimes take a bit too long in fetching his sandwiches)
There is a mouth guard that sort of pulls the lower jaw forward to open the airway like you do in CPR. My hubby got one and it really helped his snoring. I don't think you should be embarrassed. A shared marriage bed is a fairly modern invention. I used to sleep in the guest room a lot because of the snoring. I say being well rested makes for happier partners and a better marriage than one resenting the other for snoring and keeping her up.
What is the name of this mouth guard?? Is it uncomfortable for them? Sometimes his snoring is so bad, and sometimes he doesnt snore at all. I dont understand.
eta: I spend 100 bucks on an anti-snore pillow from brookstone, and it did jack shiiit.
I wasn't sure, but some Googling found the PureSleep and Z-Quiet, both of which look right.
Etta Jane and Claire Elaine are here! Born March 28, 2012.
Last night I went to a big family party.nbsp; My gay cousin's friend, I don't know if they are together or not, but I donbsp;know mynbsp;cousin has AIDS.nbsp;nbsp;Pilar was putting his finger in his mouth and it freaked me out!nbsp; I won't let strangers hold her.nbsp; I know that the likelihood of her catching some is slim to none, but still.nbsp;nbsp;Plus there is anbsp;whooping cough epidemic in my state.nbsp; I donnbsp;'t know why I'm so scared of her getting it, but I am.nbsp; I wasnbsp;never like this before.
You know she can't contract HIV from putting her finger in his mouth, right?
IMO it's one thing to hope for a baby of a certain sex (to each their own) but whenever someone says their preference out loud, I secretly ALWAYS hope they get the opposite. I think I am part evil. I think it's worse for me when it is their first too, for some reason.
I do this too! My best friend is due any day now and they really want a boy. I've been hoping they have a girl ever since they told me how important it was to her DH that the baby be a boy.
I'm sorry it happened to you too but glad to have a friend in my shame!
What makes it even worse is that it was something like 6am last October and I was wearing my reflective vest (I'm a safe runner!) so I had to rip it off so I wouldn't been seen crouching in bushes and a car comes rounding the corner and I'm crouching and pooping and sweating and praying that no one could see me! Mortified. Shortly after that i started doing some modified loops around the neighbourhood because pregnancy made me get poopy 3 miles into my run like clockwork.
hahaha i know this is not funny, but i couldnt help LOL. When i almost shiiit my pants i was doing the same thing, and clenching my butt together.
People want that because they think it's cute and it makes them kinda stupid.
It annoys the crap out of me that everyone is so rude about Obama. He is the president, he deserves respect as that weather you like him or not. I think the people bashing him saying that they are patriotic are actually being the most unpatriotic jackasses.
I agree. I alway refered to President Bush as President even though I didn't agree with his politics. I think that if some one is the President they should be refered to as the President.
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D is 5 months today and we are having our first date night. My mom gets DH a pair of great tickets to a baseball game each year and we will be sitting on top of the dug out. I'm more interested in how MIL will F-up the girl's bedtime routines than spending time with my husband. She is not a safety hazard or anything she just can't follow certain directions like "close the door once you put D to bed". I'm obsessing that she won't close the door and H will wake her up. I'm going to write out the steps in a way I hope makes her feel dumb. I'm also not thrilled to give up a few oz from my stash to go out tonight. I'm feeling bitchy that I can't eat anything at the stadium.
I'm biitch and mean today, oh well.
And I'm going to watch some of the DNC on DVR while I work today even though I have watched zero tv when working at home. I can't watch it with DH making his dumb comments in the background.
Last night I went to a big family party.nbsp; My gay cousin's friend, I don't know if they are together or not, but I donbsp;know mynbsp;cousin has AIDS.nbsp;nbsp;Pilar was putting his finger in his mouth and it freaked me out!nbsp; I won't let strangers hold her.nbsp; I know that the likelihood of her catching some is slim to none, but still.nbsp;nbsp;Plus there is anbsp;whooping cough epidemic in my state.nbsp; I donnbsp;'t know why I'm so scared of her getting it, but I am.nbsp; I wasnbsp;never like this before.
You know she can't contract HIV from putting her finger in his mouth, right?
I know I'm not rational, but I just couldn't help it.
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I let DS watch cartoons in the morning and he LOVES it...I get a lot done too.
My cousin was pregnant and she was saying she had to have a boy if she had a girl she would leave her at the hospital...I wished a girl on her and she found out it was a girl and called me crying and bawling her eyes out saying in arabic "WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH A GIRL!? THIS IS SO EMBARASSING (having a girl)" so I called her a few dirty words in Arabic and hung up in her face. I hate when people have a gender preference to this extent.
I give DS a binky and I don't always wash it when it falls on the floor.
D is 5 months today and we are having our first date night. My mom gets DH a pair of great tickets to a baseball game each year and we will be sitting on top of the dug out. I'm more interested in how MIL will F-up the girl's bedtime routines than spending time with my husband. She is not a safety hazard or anything she just can't follow certain directions like "close the door once you put D to bed". I'm obsessing that she won't close the door and H will wake her up. I'm going to write out the steps in a way I hope makes her feel dumb. I'm also not thrilled to give up a few oz from my stash to go out tonight. I'm feeling bitchy that I can't eat anything at the stadium.
I'm biitch and mean today, oh well.
And I'm going to watch some of the DNC on DVR while I work today even though I have watched zero tv when working at home. I can't watch it with DH making his dumb comments in the background.
Mine did the same thing last night.
Edit - and I hope things go well tonight with MIL watching the girls!
D is 5 months today and we are having our first date night. My mom gets DH a pair of great tickets to a baseball game each year and we will be sitting on top of the dug out. I'm more interested in how MIL will F-up the girl's bedtime routines than spending time with my husband. She is not a safety hazard or anything she just can't follow certain directions like "close the door once you put D to bed". I'm obsessing that she won't close the door and H will wake her up. I'm going to write out the steps in a way I hope makes her feel dumb. I'm also not thrilled to give up a few oz from my stash to go out tonight. I'm feeling bitchy that I can't eat anything at the stadium.
I'm biitch and mean today, oh well.
And I'm going to watch some of the DNC on DVR while I work today even though I have watched zero tv when working at home. I can't watch it with DH making his dumb comments in the background.
The sped teacher in me thinks she is ADD.
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DH and I also don't sleep in the same bed. He sleeps on the couch or the futon. I can't sleep with him; he snores and farts in his sleep.
Also, DH didn't get a teaching position this year so he will be subbing. I'm dreading the days he doesn't get sub work and he's home with us all day. He doesn't help out around the house or with DD. We've talked numerous times about how I need him to help out more but nothing has changed. I'm scared I'm going to end up resenting him.
I have another. I kinda want to ram cars with condescending bumper stickers regarding our president.
Semi-related: Yesterday at Target they had political greeting cards
KEEP CALM AND VOTE ROMNEY
^^ really?
and 01-04-2013 The last day Obama is in office (I'm sure I'm off on the date but you get the drift)
I thought this was so weird. And couldn't think why anyone would actually want one.
People want that because they think it's cute and it makes them kinda stupid.
It annoys the crap out of me that everyone is so rude about Obama. He is the president, he deserves respect as that weather you like him or not. I think the people bashing him saying that they are patriotic are actually being the most unpatriotic jackasses.
This exactly. Couldn't have said it better myself!
I totally agree. But I get more annoyed at the people who call for this after treating George w. like utter crap. I will always refer to the sitting president as president ______, I will not make bad jokes or otherwise denigrate him. Be consistent in your respect!
I think there is a difference with the way George W was treated and the way Obama is treated. People basically said that he was not the smartest tool in the shed and made fun of his idiosyncrasies. You will have all of that when you are a public figure. I think people take the Obama bashing a step too far and especially the tea party takes it several steps too far. Calling him a terrorist. Seriously? He is the effing president FFS!
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I have another! I'm afraid that if I get a One nice thing thread it will either be empty or totally generic...
I lurk all day every day but I don't post a whole lot. I wish I had more time to post regularly,but I just don't have the time. I don't think I'll get one at all
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Our next door neighbors are very friendly- we have a great relationship...they watch our cats while we go on vacation, maybe twice or 3 times a year for a week at most. We used to go over and "watch" their 2 year old while he slept (basically just make sure he didn't wake up, which he never did) on Tuesday nights while they taught dance. Well, I started to get annoyed because it was EVERY OTHER Tuesday and they would keep asking us...and they would sometimes only give us a few hours notice, even though we knew they would ask. We had to stop saying yes when I was around 40+ weeks pregnant and they kept asking us. Well, they just watched our cats while we were away on vacation (I mean, they just have to come over once, fill up their bowls, and scoop their litters...that's it) and the other night the husband texted my H asking if he could come over to the house like usual from 8-10:30. MH said we were "working on Layne's bedtime routine" and we couldn't make it. I mean, H gets home at 6 or so most nights, we start putting L down around 7 or 7:30, and we are usually in bed no later than 10:30, so it was semi-right, but mostly we just didn't want to effing do it! I feel bad, and sort of obligated, and I'm wondering how I can just say that we never want to do it again haha...but I still want them to take care of our cats when we're away on vacation.
I fully plan on sneaking some Pom juice into the theme park we're going to tomorrow for Edie. She won't drink anything but diluted Pom juice (yeah, weird). I'll buy the water there. I'd buy Pom juice there if they had it but I really doubt they do!
I live on the ground floor of an apartment building. I regularly walk around naked with the blinds open. If I don't leave the blinds open my house feels like a cave. If you look in and see something you don't like, then stop looking into my apartment! (I don't stand in front of the window and someone would have to be really staring to see me, but it is possible I guess)
Second one: In our apartment building we have a shared laundry room thats pretty big. People tend to take your clothes out of the machine if the machine stops and it drives me crazy!! Don't touch my sh!t! Be patient. Its not like I'm going to leave my clothes forever. On the other hand, I hate. HATE. HATE! People who feel the need to use 4+ machines. I use 2 max (the recommended amount as per the board). Do loads, not all the machines at once!
I refuse to eat anything my SIL makes now. She has been known to give people pot food without telling them there is pot in it.
Um our friends did this to H and i a few years ago. How shiiity is that? It was brownies, and i ate two of them. I felt funny for three freaking days. It was right around the time avatar came out. Most amazing movie i have ever seen.
Last night I went to a big family party.nbsp; My gay cousin's friend, I don't know if they are together or not, but I donbsp;know mynbsp;cousin has AIDS.nbsp;nbsp;Pilar was putting his finger in his mouth and it freaked me out!nbsp; I won't let strangers hold her.nbsp; I know that the likelihood of her catching some is slim to none, but still.nbsp;nbsp;Plus there is anbsp;whooping cough epidemic in my state.nbsp; I donnbsp;'t know why I'm so scared of her getting it, but I am.nbsp; I wasnbsp;never like this before.
You know she can't contract HIV from putting her finger in his mouth, right?
I know I'm not rational, but I just couldn't help it.
Of course it is necessary to mention his friend is gay, hence the aids. Obviously.
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D is 5 months today and we are having our first date night. My mom gets DH a pair of great tickets to a baseball game each year and we will be sitting on top of the dug out. I'm more interested in how MIL will F-up the girl's bedtime routines than spending time with my husband. She is not a safety hazard or anything she just can't follow certain directions like "close the door once you put D to bed". I'm obsessing that she won't close the door and H will wake her up. I'm going to write out the steps in a way I hope makes her feel dumb. I'm also not thrilled to give up a few oz from my stash to go out tonight. I'm feeling bitchy that I can't eat anything at the stadium.
I'm biitch and mean today, oh well.
And I'm going to watch some of the DNC on DVR while I work today even though I have watched zero tv when working at home. I can't watch it with DH making his dumb comments in the background.
The sped teacher in me thinks she is ADD.
eh....this annoys me! I hate when non-mental health professionals throw around labels and diagnosis. I understand you are a special ed teacher, but that is out of your scope. I also get annoyed with pediatricians making mental health diagnosis and medicating children...based soley on what the parent reports. Perhaps because I see so many kids overmedicated, or parents with unrealtistic expectations of their child's behavior. If you are concerned, make a referral to a mental health professional! /end rant
Last night I went to a big family party.nbsp; My gay cousin's friend, I don't know if they are together or not, but I donbsp;know mynbsp;cousin has AIDS.nbsp;nbsp;Pilar was putting his finger in his mouth and it freaked me out!nbsp; I won't let strangers hold her.nbsp; I know that the likelihood of her catching some is slim to none, but still.nbsp;nbsp;Plus there is anbsp;whooping cough epidemic in my state.nbsp; I donnbsp;'t know why I'm so scared of her getting it, but I am.nbsp; I wasnbsp;never like this before.
You know she can't contract HIV from putting her finger in his mouth, right?
I know I'm not rational, but I just couldn't help it.
Of course it is necessary to mention his friend is gay, hence the aids. Obviously.
I thought she mentioned sexuality to show why she was worried: because this could be a possible sexual partner of her cousin's. If she would have said "P stuck her hand in my cousin's friend's mouth and I was worried because my cousin has aids" we all would have been like whhhhat?
I've been contemplating posting about how to teach good touch/bad touch to kiddos all week (after some of the political/women's health posts came about), but kind of figure you are all smarties and know it already and/or would give me the side eye because most of you have 4 month olds. And also I try to avoid being the therapisty (yes I made up a word) commenter/poster just as I try to avoid it IRL.
I think there is a difference with the way George W was treated and the way Obama is treated. People basically said that he was not the smartest tool in the shed and made fun of his idiosyncrasies. You will have all of that when you are a public figure. I think people take the Obama bashing a step too far and especially the tea party takes it several steps too far. Calling him a terrorist. Seriously? He is the effing president FFS!
*let me preface this by saying I didn't vote for Bush, I didn't think he was a good president*
People accused him of plotting 9/11. People accused him of making decisions to benefit oil companies. People insinuated he was drunk on the job. They questioned his college transcripts, how he got into college, etc.
They called him a terrorist, too.
Does that make it ok that idiots on the other political side question President Obama's birth certificate? Or religion? Of course not!
D is 5 months today and we are having our first date night. My mom gets DH a pair of great tickets to a baseball game each year and we will be sitting on top of the dug out. I'm more interested in how MIL will F-up the girl's bedtime routines than spending time with my husband. She is not a safety hazard or anything she just can't follow certain directions like "close the door once you put D to bed". I'm obsessing that she won't close the door and H will wake her up. I'm going to write out the steps in a way I hope makes her feel dumb. I'm also not thrilled to give up a few oz from my stash to go out tonight. I'm feeling bitchy that I can't eat anything at the stadium.
I'm biitch and mean today, oh well.
And I'm going to watch some of the DNC on DVR while I work today even though I have watched zero tv when working at home. I can't watch it with DH making his dumb comments in the background.
The sped teacher in me thinks she is ADD.
eh....this annoys me! I hate when non-mental health professionals throw around labels and diagnosis. I understand you are a special ed teacher, but that is out of your scope. I also get annoyed with pediatricians making mental health diagnosis and medicating children...based soley on what the parent reports. Perhaps because I see so many kids overmedicated, or parents with unrealtistic expectations of their child's behavior. If you are concerned, make a referral to a mental health professional! /end rant
Yeeeah. She has ADD because she can't follow directions? If that's the criteria for a diagnosis, just about every person I know would fit.
I confess that I judge people on this board on their spelling and grammar. A typo or not capitalizing words because you have a baby in your lap, etc is one thing. However, a long paragraph with run on sentences, random ellipses, and/or no punctuation, and numerous words misspelled EVERY TIME YOU POST makes you look like an idiot. Seriously. And saying, "It's just the internet!" really doesn't make it any better to me because it really isn't difficult to just type correctly.
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Last night I went to a big family party.nbsp; My gay cousin's friend, I don't know if they are together or not, but I do know my cousin has AIDS. Pilar was putting his finger in his mouth and it freaked me out!nbsp; I won't let strangers hold her I know that the likelihood of her catching some is slim to none, but still.nbsp;nbsp;Plus there is anbsp;whooping cough epidemic in my state.nbsp; I donnbsp;'t know why I'm so scared of her getting it, but I am.nbsp; I wasnbsp;never like this before.
You know she can't contract HIV from putting her finger in his mouth, right?
I know I'm not rational, but I just couldn't help it.
Of course it is necessary to mention his friend is gay, hence the aids. Obviously.
I said I didn't know if he was gay. It wasn't about being gay it was about a ramdom never before meet person allowing her to put his finger in her mouth and knowing my cousin has AIDS. I also said it wasn't rational and that I'm afraid of her getting sick. Also not rational, as people get sick.
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Last night we flew to Ireland.nbsp; We gave both the kids some Benedryl and then drank two frozen Sangria's in the airport.nbsp; We are exhausted but the kids slept the whole ride.nbsp; Score!
People who say not to do this are flucking idiots. I'm not going to OD my kiddo and I'm not taking the chance that they'll scream the entire way. Mine is that we bedshare and there is stuff all over the bed. He sleeps on a pillow in my arms covered with a sheet and occasionally I cover with a quilt.
I also put the carseat on top of the cart, but then DH has to push it. I've run into SO many stands and almost knocked down one FULL of glass coke bottles because I can't see over the dumb thing. Whoops. Also, Camden loves big fluffy blankets. He sleeps amazing in our bed because theres a huge comforter to cover him. He will now not sleep in his bed because all he gets is a thin blanket. I'm trying to decide if I'll give him his own thick blanket so he'll sleep in his bed. ..ugh..
I've been contemplating posting about how to teach good touch/bad touch to kiddos all week (after some of the political/women's health posts came about), but kind of figure you are all smarties and know it already and/or would give me the side eye because most of you have 4 month olds. And also I try to avoid being the therapisty (yes I made up a word) commenter/poster just as I try to avoid it IRL.
I would be interested in reading what you have to say about this topic.
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I have another. I kinda want to ram cars with condescending bumper stickers regarding our president.
I know. Have you seen the "worst president ever" one with the Obama O in "worst?" I want to ask those people about all the other presidents ever to make them feel dumb. I bet they can't even name half of them, so how would they even know?
What do they think about Millard Fillmore's foreign policy? Andrew Jackson's actions regarding the judicial branch? Harding's fiscal decisions? If I asked, they'd probably stand there looking dumb and angry.
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One summer I was living on an island. Started my jog, was a mile and a half in the middle of nowhere and needed to poop!!! Started jogging back. Then walking. Then holding my ass. Then I pooped in some bushes. Worst day ever.
Last night I went to a big family party. My gay cousin's friend, I don't know if they are together or not, but I do know my cousin has AIDS. Pilar was putting his finger in his mouth and it freaked me out! I won't let strangers hold her. I know that the likelihood of her catching some is slim to none, but still. Plus there is a whooping cough epidemic in my state. I don 't know why I'm so scared of her getting it, but I am. I was never like this before.
This exactly. Couldn't have said it better myself!
Us to! I am such a huge scaredy cat about it. We've had a rather pleasent summer and we can't even enjoy it.
I totally agree. But I get more annoyed at the people who call for this after treating George w. like utter crap. I will always refer to the sitting president as president ______, I will not make bad jokes or otherwise denigrate him. Be consistent in your respect!
I am not a Obama Supporter, but i actually agree with this.
I'm sorry it happened to you too but glad to have a friend in my shame!
What makes it even worse is that it was something like 6am last October and I was wearing my reflective vest (I'm a safe runner!) so I had to rip it off so I wouldn't been seen crouching in bushes and a car comes rounding the corner and I'm crouching and pooping and sweating and praying that no one could see me! Mortified. Shortly after that i started doing some modified loops around the neighbourhood because pregnancy made me get poopy 3 miles into my run like clockwork.
Etta Jane and Claire Elaine are here! Born March 28, 2012.
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You know she can't contract HIV from putting her finger in his mouth, right?
I do this too! My best friend is due any day now and they really want a boy. I've been hoping they have a girl ever since they told me how important it was to her DH that the baby be a boy.
hahaha i know this is not funny, but i couldnt help LOL. When i almost shiiit my pants i was doing the same thing, and clenching my butt together.
I agree. I alway refered to President Bush as President even though I didn't agree with his politics. I think that if some one is the President they should be refered to as the President.
D is 5 months today and we are having our first date night. My mom gets DH a pair of great tickets to a baseball game each year and we will be sitting on top of the dug out. I'm more interested in how MIL will F-up the girl's bedtime routines than spending time with my husband. She is not a safety hazard or anything she just can't follow certain directions like "close the door once you put D to bed". I'm obsessing that she won't close the door and H will wake her up. I'm going to write out the steps in a way I hope makes her feel dumb. I'm also not thrilled to give up a few oz from my stash to go out tonight. I'm feeling bitchy that I can't eat anything at the stadium.
I'm biitch and mean today, oh well.
And I'm going to watch some of the DNC on DVR while I work today even though I have watched zero tv when working at home. I can't watch it with DH making his dumb comments in the background.
I know I'm not rational, but I just couldn't help it.
I let DS watch cartoons in the morning and he LOVES it...I get a lot done too.
My cousin was pregnant and she was saying she had to have a boy if she had a girl she would leave her at the hospital...I wished a girl on her and she found out it was a girl and called me crying and bawling her eyes out saying in arabic "WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH A GIRL!? THIS IS SO EMBARASSING (having a girl)" so I called her a few dirty words in Arabic and hung up in her face. I hate when people have a gender preference to this extent.
I give DS a binky and I don't always wash it when it falls on the floor.
Mine did the same thing last night.
Edit - and I hope things go well tonight with MIL watching the girls!
The sped teacher in me thinks she is ADD.
DH and I also don't sleep in the same bed. He sleeps on the couch or the futon. I can't sleep with him; he snores and farts in his sleep.
Also, DH didn't get a teaching position this year so he will be subbing. I'm dreading the days he doesn't get sub work and he's home with us all day. He doesn't help out around the house or with DD. We've talked numerous times about how I need him to help out more but nothing has changed. I'm scared I'm going to end up resenting him.
I think there is a difference with the way George W was treated and the way Obama is treated. People basically said that he was not the smartest tool in the shed and made fun of his idiosyncrasies. You will have all of that when you are a public figure. I think people take the Obama bashing a step too far and especially the tea party takes it several steps too far. Calling him a terrorist. Seriously? He is the effing president FFS!
I was thinking the same thing! When ever is see one I hope it's for me but then I'm glad it's not me.
I lurk all day every day but I don't post a whole lot. I wish I had more time to post regularly,but I just don't have the time. I don't think I'll get one at all
My FFFC comes out of a guilty conscience...
Our next door neighbors are very friendly- we have a great relationship...they watch our cats while we go on vacation, maybe twice or 3 times a year for a week at most. We used to go over and "watch" their 2 year old while he slept (basically just make sure he didn't wake up, which he never did) on Tuesday nights while they taught dance. Well, I started to get annoyed because it was EVERY OTHER Tuesday and they would keep asking us...and they would sometimes only give us a few hours notice, even though we knew they would ask. We had to stop saying yes when I was around 40+ weeks pregnant and they kept asking us. Well, they just watched our cats while we were away on vacation (I mean, they just have to come over once, fill up their bowls, and scoop their litters...that's it) and the other night the husband texted my H asking if he could come over to the house like usual from 8-10:30. MH said we were "working on Layne's bedtime routine" and we couldn't make it. I mean, H gets home at 6 or so most nights, we start putting L down around 7 or 7:30, and we are usually in bed no later than 10:30, so it was semi-right, but mostly we just didn't want to effing do it! I feel bad, and sort of obligated, and I'm wondering how I can just say that we never want to do it again haha...but I still want them to take care of our cats when we're away on vacation.
I live on the ground floor of an apartment building. I regularly walk around naked with the blinds open. If I don't leave the blinds open my house feels like a cave. If you look in and see something you don't like, then stop looking into my apartment! (I don't stand in front of the window and someone would have to be really staring to see me, but it is possible I guess)
Second one: In our apartment building we have a shared laundry room thats pretty big. People tend to take your clothes out of the machine if the machine stops and it drives me crazy!! Don't touch my sh!t! Be patient. Its not like I'm going to leave my clothes forever. On the other hand, I hate. HATE. HATE! People who feel the need to use 4+ machines. I use 2 max (the recommended amount as per the board). Do loads, not all the machines at once!
I can't wait to have my own house.
I always wondered...what do those stars mean?
Um our friends did this to H and i a few years ago. How shiiity is that? It was brownies, and i ate two of them. I felt funny for three freaking days. It was right around the time avatar came out. Most amazing movie i have ever seen.
Of course it is necessary to mention his friend is gay, hence the aids. Obviously.
eh....this annoys me! I hate when non-mental health professionals throw around labels and diagnosis. I understand you are a special ed teacher, but that is out of your scope. I also get annoyed with pediatricians making mental health diagnosis and medicating children...based soley on what the parent reports. Perhaps because I see so many kids overmedicated, or parents with unrealtistic expectations of their child's behavior. If you are concerned, make a referral to a mental health professional! /end rant
Not trying to be snarky but who you be? We've had a lot of randoms lately.. or do you just not post much? JW
I thought she mentioned sexuality to show why she was worried: because this could be a possible sexual partner of her cousin's. If she would have said "P stuck her hand in my cousin's friend's mouth and I was worried because my cousin has aids" we all would have been like whhhhat?
At lest that's how I interpreted it
*let me preface this by saying I didn't vote for Bush, I didn't think he was a good president*
People accused him of plotting 9/11. People accused him of making decisions to benefit oil companies. People insinuated he was drunk on the job. They questioned his college transcripts, how he got into college, etc.
They called him a terrorist, too.
Does that make it ok that idiots on the other political side question President Obama's birth certificate? Or religion? Of course not!
Yeeeah. She has ADD because she can't follow directions? If that's the criteria for a diagnosis, just about every person I know would fit.
I confess that I judge people on this board on their spelling and grammar. A typo or not capitalizing words because you have a baby in your lap, etc is one thing. However, a long paragraph with run on sentences, random ellipses, and/or no punctuation, and numerous words misspelled EVERY TIME YOU POST makes you look like an idiot. Seriously. And saying, "It's just the internet!" really doesn't make it any better to me because it really isn't difficult to just type correctly.
I said I didn't know if he was gay. It wasn't about being gay it was about a ramdom never before meet person allowing her to put his finger in her mouth and knowing my cousin has AIDS. I also said it wasn't rational and that I'm afraid of her getting sick. Also not rational, as people get sick.
I also put the carseat on top of the cart, but then DH has to push it. I've run into SO many stands and almost knocked down one FULL of glass coke bottles because I can't see over the dumb thing. Whoops. Also, Camden loves big fluffy blankets. He sleeps amazing in our bed because theres a huge comforter to cover him. He will now not sleep in his bed because all he gets is a thin blanket. I'm trying to decide if I'll give him his own thick blanket so he'll sleep in his bed. ..ugh..
I would be interested in reading what you have to say about this topic.
Me too!!! Sadly though even though I have posted more or less every day since day 1, I am not a poster that I think people really know. ::shrugs::
I know. Have you seen the "worst president ever" one with the Obama O in "worst?" I want to ask those people about all the other presidents ever to make them feel dumb. I bet they can't even name half of them, so how would they even know?
What do they think about Millard Fillmore's foreign policy? Andrew Jackson's actions regarding the judicial branch? Harding's fiscal decisions? If I asked, they'd probably stand there looking dumb and angry.