Oh no, she did it. She DD'd

nanabanana06 · July 2012

That shirt is very becoming on you, If I were on you I would be coming too.

adoubleu12 · July 2012

Titts McGeee:
adoubleu12:
Titts McGeee:
ViolaPlayer:
adoubleu12:
Hey baby, have you ever had your azzhole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

Duuuuuude....
It was funny until she brought up your H's taste in clothing.
Fu<king Catalina wine mixer.
The Nina, the Pinta, The Santa Maria
I'll do you in the bottom while you drink a sangria
Nachos, lemonheads, my dad's boat
You won't go down cuz my dikc can float

I love you so hard.

nanabanana06 · July 2012

Can I have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

Titts McGeee · July 2012

(pregnancy) Boats N Hoes for all!

violaplayer · July 2012

Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?

adoubleu12 · July 2012

Not gonna get my silver tonight.

I have a strange feeling one of the girls will be up screaming in a few hours, so I better get sleep while I can.

Fun night, thanks ladies.

nanabanana06 · July 2012

More MUD tonight.

https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/67367230.aspx

violaplayer · July 2012

adoubleu12:
Not gonna get my silver tonight.
I have a strange feeling one of the girls will be up screaming in a few hours, so I better get sleep while I can.
Fun night, thanks ladies.

Have a good night!

nanabanana06 · July 2012

adoubleu12:
Not gonna get my silver tonight.
I have a strange feeling one of the girls will be up screaming in a few hours, so I better get sleep while I can.
Fun night, thanks ladies.

Night night!!!

Titts McGeee · July 2012

adoubleu12:
Not gonna get my silver tonight.
I have a strange feeling one of the girls will be up screaming in a few hours, so I better get sleep while I can.
Fun night, thanks ladies.

Sleeping baby vibes! And you can get 47 posts in tomorrow, easy.

SandiaPinaMama · July 2012

ViolaPlayer:
Titts McGeee:
ViolaPlayer:
Titts, when you braid my leg hair, can you use those rainbow beads again?
I was thinking red, white, and blue since it's July. GO AMURRICA!

Adoubleu, I saved my glitter spray for your ball fro- uhhh chest pubes.

Glitter spray ... glitter spray ... is that like hair in a can? But for Paris Hilton or some shitz?

Once upon a time my mom's friend was getting ready to go for her annual exam. She went into her teenage daughter's room to borrow hairspray, but found this can of ladyparts freshener. She thinks to herself...ah, my little girl is all grown up, and decides to freshen up herself before her appt.

During her pap, her doc of 35 years was chatting away until he went to get started, and was just kind of speechless for a minute. She thought he was thinking that their upcoming impromptu trip to Mexico was maybe a bad idea.

She didn't discover until she got home and mentioned to her daughter that she hoped she didn't mind her borrowing her ladybits spray. It was blue hair glitter in a can.

PeonyPumps · July 2012

Dear ladies- ily.

jobiann · July 2012

Nana_Osaki06:

ViolaPlayer:
Bah, Nana! When has 1st tri ever been fun? Sure fingernail of feta was awesome, but I mean, other than then?

The chick who wanted her BF to deliver the baby because he deilvered baby cows once.

I feel like I've heard this line before on TB... a year ago or so. But it may have been horses then... Hmm