Oh no, she did it. She DD'd

violaplayer · July 2012

adoubleu12:
If you wanna get down on these hairy balls, then why don't you jump right in? It's a crotch party right up in here!

I ain't touching you, you make twinsies for realz!

nanabanana06 · July 2012

Huntsvillemama2012:
ViolaPlayer:
Titts McGeee:
ViolaPlayer:
Titts, when you braid my leg hair, can you use those rainbow beads again?
I was thinking red, white, and blue since it's July. GO AMURRICA!

Adoubleu, I saved my glitter spray for your ball fro- uhhh chest pubes.

Glitter spray ... glitter spray ... is that like hair in a can? But for Paris Hilton or some shitz?
They make this for people?!
Ive only ever seen it for horses.

Man, we were horse ghetto then. We used cut outs, hair gel, and glitter to make our horses look fab.

nanabanana06 · July 2012

ViolaPlayer:
adoubleu12:
If you wanna get down on these hairy balls, then why don't you jump right in? It's a crotch party right up in here!

I ain't touching you, you make twinsies for realz!

But think about how cute your kids would be! Or better yet! Your teins and her twins could like I dunno date and make more adorable twin babies.

Titts McGeee · July 2012

adoubleu12:
If you wanna get down on these hairy balls, then why don't you jump right in? It's a crotch party right up in here!

Did you just put your nut sack on my drumset?

drpayne · July 2012

ViolaPlayer:
Nana_Osaki06:
ViolaPlayer:
Bah, Nana! When has 1st tri ever been fun? Sure fingernail of feta was awesome, but I mean, other than then?
The chick who wanted her BF to deliver the baby because he deilvered baby cows once.
Oh yeah, that one was awesome! Oooo! How about re-pregnant woman? She was scared of getting pregnant with a second baby while pregnant with the first one.

Like Russian nesting dolls.

violaplayer · July 2012

Nana_Osaki06:
ViolaPlayer:
adoubleu12:
If you wanna get down on these hairy balls, then why don't you jump right in? It's a crotch party right up in here!

I ain't touching you, you make twinsies for realz!
But think about how cute your kids would be! Or better yet! Your teins and her twins could like I dunno date and make more adorable twin babies.

This is true. She has two girls, I have two boys.... This could work!

nanabanana06 · July 2012

ViolaPlayer:
Nana_Osaki06:
ViolaPlayer:
adoubleu12:
If you wanna get down on these hairy balls, then why don't you jump right in? It's a crotch party right up in here!

I ain't touching you, you make twinsies for realz!
But think about how cute your kids would be! Or better yet! Your teins and her twins could like I dunno date and make more adorable twin babies.

This is true. She has two girls, I have two boys.... This could work!

Exactly! They would be totally adorable too!

adoubleu12 · July 2012

Titts McGeee:
adoubleu12:
If you wanna get down on these hairy balls, then why don't you jump right in? It's a crotch party right up in here!
Did you just put your nut sack on my drumset?

That's so funny, the last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

Titts McGeee · July 2012

adoubleu12:
Titts McGeee:
adoubleu12:
If you wanna get down on these hairy balls, then why don't you jump right in? It's a crotch party right up in here!
Did you just put your nut sack on my drumset?
That's so funny, the last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

Oh my gosh, why are you bullying me?!?! ZOMG you are a MOTHER! WhereTF is Dr. Butthurt when I need him?

adoubleu12 · July 2012

drpayne:
ViolaPlayer:
Nana_Osaki06:
ViolaPlayer:
Bah, Nana! When has 1st tri ever been fun? Sure fingernail of feta was awesome, but I mean, other than then?
The chick who wanted her BF to deliver the baby because he deilvered baby cows once.
Oh yeah, that one was awesome! Oooo! How about re-pregnant woman? She was scared of getting pregnant with a second baby while pregnant with the first one.
Like Russian nesting dolls.

Oh the re-pregnant lady. She is a fond memory.

violaplayer · July 2012

adoubleu12:
Titts McGeee:
adoubleu12:
If you wanna get down on these hairy balls, then why don't you jump right in? It's a crotch party right up in here!
Did you just put your nut sack on my drumset?
That's so funny, the last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

Dang girl, you must be sol old that Jesus owes you money

nanabanana06 · July 2012

Titts McGeee:
adoubleu12:
Titts McGeee:
adoubleu12:
If you wanna get down on these hairy balls, then why don't you jump right in? It's a crotch party right up in here!
Did you just put your nut sack on my drumset?
That's so funny, the last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
Oh my gosh, why are you bullying me?!?! ZOMG you are a MOTHER! WhereTF is Dr. Butthurt when I need him?

Do I need to call the Whaaaambulance?

adoubleu12 · July 2012

Titts McGeee:
adoubleu12:
Titts McGeee:
adoubleu12:
If you wanna get down on these hairy balls, then why don't you jump right in? It's a crotch party right up in here!
Did you just put your nut sack on my drumset?
That's so funny, the last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
Oh my gosh, why are you bullying me?!?! ZOMG you are a MOTHER! WhereTF is Dr. Butthurt when I need him?

Nope. Just trying to get my silver bitcheezzz.

adoubleu12 · July 2012

Nana_Osaki06:
ViolaPlayer:
Nana_Osaki06:
ViolaPlayer:
adoubleu12:
If you wanna get down on these hairy balls, then why don't you jump right in? It's a crotch party right up in here!

I ain't touching you, you make twinsies for realz!
But think about how cute your kids would be! Or better yet! Your teins and her twins could like I dunno date and make more adorable twin babies.

This is true. She has two girls, I have two boys.... This could work!
Exactly! They would be totally adorable too!

I don't think the world could handle that.

nanabanana06 · July 2012

adoubleu12:
Titts McGeee:
adoubleu12:
Titts McGeee:
adoubleu12:
If you wanna get down on these hairy balls, then why don't you jump right in? It's a crotch party right up in here!
Did you just put your nut sack on my drumset?
That's so funny, the last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
Oh my gosh, why are you bullying me?!?! ZOMG you are a MOTHER! WhereTF is Dr. Butthurt when I need him?
Nope. Just trying to get my silver bitcheezzz.

Oh! you are so close!

Titts McGeee · July 2012

ViolaPlayer:
adoubleu12:
Titts McGeee:
adoubleu12:
If you wanna get down on these hairy balls, then why don't you jump right in? It's a crotch party right up in here!
Did you just put your nut sack on my drumset?
That's so funny, the last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

Dang girl, you must be sol old that Jesus owes you money

You're so old that when you say "doing it three times a night" you mean getting up to pee.

adoubleu12 · July 2012

Nana_Osaki06:
adoubleu12:
Titts McGeee:
adoubleu12:
Titts McGeee:
adoubleu12:
If you wanna get down on these hairy balls, then why don't you jump right in? It's a crotch party right up in here!
Did you just put your nut sack on my drumset?
That's so funny, the last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
Oh my gosh, why are you bullying me?!?! ZOMG you are a MOTHER! WhereTF is Dr. Butthurt when I need him?
Nope. Just trying to get my silver bitcheezzz.
Oh! you are so close!

Gah! I can taste it! It is metallic-y tasting.

violaplayer · July 2012

Nana_Osaki06:
adoubleu12:
Titts McGeee:
adoubleu12:
Titts McGeee:
adoubleu12:
If you wanna get down on these hairy balls, then why don't you jump right in? It's a crotch party right up in here!
Did you just put your nut sack on my drumset?
That's so funny, the last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
Oh my gosh, why are you bullying me?!?! ZOMG you are a MOTHER! WhereTF is Dr. Butthurt when I need him?
Nope. Just trying to get my silver bitcheezzz.
Oh! you are so close!

That's what she said! BAM!

adoubleu12 · July 2012

Titts McGeee:
ViolaPlayer:
adoubleu12:
Titts McGeee:
adoubleu12:
If you wanna get down on these hairy balls, then why don't you jump right in? It's a crotch party right up in here!
Did you just put your nut sack on my drumset?
That's so funny, the last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

Dang girl, you must be sol old that Jesus owes you money
You're so old that when you say "doing it three times a night" you mean getting up to pee.

You are so old, that if you acted your age, you'd die.

violaplayer · July 2012

Titts McGeee:
ViolaPlayer:
adoubleu12:
Titts McGeee:
adoubleu12:
If you wanna get down on these hairy balls, then why don't you jump right in? It's a crotch party right up in here!
Did you just put your nut sack on my drumset?
That's so funny, the last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

Dang girl, you must be sol old that Jesus owes you money
You're so old that when you say "doing it three times a night" you mean getting up to pee.

Oh no you didn't! Girl, you so skinny, they had to tie knots in your legs to make knees.

Titts McGeee · July 2012

Huntsvillemama2012:
LOL. I bought some for my horse, and it made his hair fall out in an hour. Stupid is allergic to everything. The sun, milkweed, glitter, pretzels, the list never ends.

Did you name your horse Stupid? If so, ILY.

nanabanana06 · July 2012

ViolaPlayer:
Titts McGeee:
ViolaPlayer:
adoubleu12:
Titts McGeee:
adoubleu12:
If you wanna get down on these hairy balls, then why don't you jump right in? It's a crotch party right up in here!
Did you just put your nut sack on my drumset?
That's so funny, the last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

Dang girl, you must be sol old that Jesus owes you money
You're so old that when you say "doing it three times a night" you mean getting up to pee.

Oh no you didn't! Girl, you so skinny, they had to tie knots in your legs to make knees.

I would so join in on this. However, all I got are yo momma so fat and you so stupid jokes. Darn.

violaplayer · July 2012

Come on guys! She needs silver, soooo close...almost there....

Titts McGeee · July 2012

ViolaPlayer:
Titts McGeee:
ViolaPlayer:
adoubleu12:
Titts McGeee:
adoubleu12:
If you wanna get down on these hairy balls, then why don't you jump right in? It's a crotch party right up in here!
Did you just put your nut sack on my drumset?
That's so funny, the last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

Dang girl, you must be sol old that Jesus owes you money
You're so old that when you say "doing it three times a night" you mean getting up to pee.

Oh no you didn't! Girl, you so skinny, they had to tie knots in your legs to make knees.

I wish!

You're so smelly, the only dis I'm gonna give you is disinfectant.

violaplayer · July 2012

Let's talk about your momma, who is so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.

adoubleu12 · July 2012

Everybody wants to be a cat.

Because a cat's the only cat, who knows where it's at.

violaplayer · July 2012

adoubleu12:
Everybody wants to be a cat.
Because a cat's the only cat, who knows where it's at.

*face palm while waiting for the inevitable pu$$y jokes*

nanabanana06 · July 2012

ViolaPlayer:
Let's talk about your momma, who is so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

Titts McGeee · July 2012

moving on to pick up lines.

You must be windows 95 because you got me so unstable.

adoubleu12 · July 2012

ViolaPlayer:
adoubleu12:
Everybody wants to be a cat.
Because a cat's the only cat, who knows where it's at.

*face palm while waiting for the inevitable pu$$y jokes*

The letter of the day on Sesame Street was 'J' today.

Murray was going around yelling "BRING OUT YOUR JAAAAY"

Sexual Harassment.

nanabanana06 · July 2012

adoubleu12:
Everybody wants to be a cat.
Because a cat's the only cat, who knows where it's at.

I kinda am getting the promote lesbianism from this song. Subliminal messages!!!

violaplayer · July 2012

Nana_Osaki06:
ViolaPlayer:
Let's talk about your momma, who is so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

Yo momma so poor, when I visited her trailer, 2 roached tripped me and a rat tried to steal my wallet

adoubleu12 · July 2012

Titts McGeee:
moving on to pick up lines.
You must be windows 95 because you got me so unstable.

Gah. My best one has to be done in person.

If you were a pirate, would you keep your parrot on this shoulder (Pointing to shoulder closest to you) or this shoulder (Pointing to shoulder farthest from you, putting your arm around person).

Not as cool in words.

nanabanana06 · July 2012

Titts McGeee:
moving on to pick up lines.
You must be windows 95 because you got me so unstable.

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, could I come visit you between the holidays?

violaplayer · July 2012

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

nanabanana06 · July 2012

ViolaPlayer:
Nana_Osaki06:
ViolaPlayer:
Let's talk about your momma, who is so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

Yo momma so poor, when I visited her trailer, 2 roached tripped me and a rat tried to steal my wallet

Gah! I always sucked at these.

violaplayer · July 2012

It's okay Nana, now I'm trying to get into your pants~

nanabanana06 · July 2012

I don't have many pick up lines. However, I totally had an ex do the "I have a surprise for you, cover your eyes" thing at his concert and then kissed me on stage. That was our first kiss.

Titts McGeee · July 2012

Your name must be severus snape, because you're making my prince full blood.

adoubleu12 · July 2012

Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Or

Excuse me, can you taste the roofies in this?

Want a personalized experience?

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