Why do I barely recognize anyone posting right now?

ATMmom324

Evidently I need to to watch more Dora.  I don't learn shiit from MMCH.  Did you know the best french fires come from well aged potatoes?  I was watching Diners, Drive ins and Dives and they said good fries come from potatoes aged 3-6 months.  I would think they would get eyes and rotten by then.

wonkatalia

MoonlitPlumeria:

wonkatalia:

All these new screen names are freaking me out.  I keep thinking someone stole Jade's adorable daughter's picture.  lol

Who are you people!

::side eyes whole board::

ETA: b/c I spelled stole stold.  lol. 

lol and thank you! Yeah that whole drama weirded me out enough to change my name.

I don't blame you.

thisplaceisstupid

I am also wondering why Amazon takes years to get my order to me. If it werent for my Kindle Fire i would hate them

ATMmom324

thisplaceisstupid:

I am also wondering why Amazon takes years to get my order to me. If it werent for my Kindle Fire i would hate them

 

You need Prime. 

IrishEyes0530

EVA116:

when I was younger I did not think you could gain weight from ice cream...don't know why I thought that.

Blasphemy! Ice cream does not make you gain weight. ::consumes a bowl of moose tracks::

thisplaceisstupid

ATMmom324:

thisplaceisstupid:

I am also wondering why Amazon takes years to get my order to me. If it werent for my Kindle Fire i would hate them

 

You need Prime. 

I think you are right. But does Prime shipping apply to the orders being shipped from sellers other than Amazon?

DragonflyBelle

Meh, I'm just wandering around killing threads....

thisplaceisstupid

justAphase:

thisplaceisstupid:

I am also wondering why Amazon takes years to get my order to me. If it werent for my Kindle Fire i would hate them

I imagine it's difficult to overnight packages to outer space 

Maybe that is my problem!

grr_aargh

sofamonkey:

Well, I was going to say because you are a dumb slut.  I won't now though, as you seem upset. 

I'm here, but m/s is keeping me from being awesome.  I never had it before.  It feels like death is knocking on my door.  I really don't want to answer. 

I've been pg 7 times.  My m/s got worse each time.  It sucks BALLS.    Sorry.  

ATMmom324

MollusksWrangler:

thisplaceisstupid:

ATMmom324:

thisplaceisstupid:

I am also wondering why Amazon takes years to get my order to me. If it werent for my Kindle Fire i would hate them

 

You need Prime. 

I think you are right. But does Prime shipping apply to the orders being shipped from sellers other than Amazon?

I think some sellers have it. I only just put prime eligible in the search options.

 

 

This is exactly.  Sometimes you end up paying pennies more for the item but you end up saving on shipping so it is still cheaper. 

wonkatalia

grr_aargh:

sofamonkey:

Well, I was going to say because you are a dumb slut.  I won't now though, as you seem upset. 

I'm here, but m/s is keeping me from being awesome.  I never had it before.  It feels like death is knocking on my door.  I really don't want to answer. 

I've been pg 7 times.  My m/s got worse each time.  It sucks BALLS.    Sorry.  

Noooooo!  My m/s was horrible with M.  I can't chase her around and be sicker than the first time if/when we get pg with #2! 

thisplaceisstupid

grr_aargh:

sofamonkey:

Well, I was going to say because you are a dumb slut.  I won't now though, as you seem upset. 

I'm here, but m/s is keeping me from being awesome.  I never had it before.  It feels like death is knocking on my door.  I really don't want to answer. 

I've been pg 7 times.  My m/s got worse each time.  It sucks BALLS.    Sorry.  

Wait, 7 kids?? wowzers. 

(I'm going to feel like a jackass if some of those didn't go to term, so please forgive me if that's the case)

grr_aargh

thisplaceisstupid:

grr_aargh:

sofamonkey:

Well, I was going to say because you are a dumb slut.  I won't now though, as you seem upset. 

I'm here, but m/s is keeping me from being awesome.  I never had it before.  It feels like death is knocking on my door.  I really don't want to answer. 

I've been pg 7 times.  My m/s got worse each time.  It sucks BALLS.    Sorry.  

Wait, 7 kids?? wowzers. 

(I'm going to feel like a jackass if some of those didn't go to term, so please forgive me if that's the case)

Ha.  No. 3 kids.

Don't feel like a jackass.  It happens.  I'm a habitual aborter.  I've got a special tag on my file and everything.  Makes me sound like a lady with a discount card at PP.  

grr_aargh

wonkatalia:

grr_aargh:

sofamonkey:

Well, I was going to say because you are a dumb slut.  I won't now though, as you seem upset. 

I'm here, but m/s is keeping me from being awesome.  I never had it before.  It feels like death is knocking on my door.  I really don't want to answer. 

I've been pg 7 times.  My m/s got worse each time.  It sucks BALLS.    Sorry.  

Noooooo!  My m/s was horrible with M.  I can't chase her around and be sicker than the first time if/when we get pg with #2! 

Some people get better. . . not worse.  So there's that?   

thisplaceisstupid

grr_aargh:

Ha.  No. 3 kids.

Don't feel like a jackass.  It happens.  I'm a habitual aborter.  I've got a special tag on my file and everything.  Makes me sound like a lady with a discount card at PP.  

Glad we cleared that up. 

thisplaceisstupid

The dont touch my baby thread made me think of this factoid.

My dd loves nipples and boobies in general. My MIL was pissed that my child knew what boobies were. I was like WTF? Would you rather her not know her body parts? Dumb Slut. I can't help that dd is infatuated with them for now. And nor do I care.

grr_aargh

thisplaceisstupid:

grr_aargh:

Ha.  No. 3 kids.

Don't feel like a jackass.  It happens.  I'm a habitual aborter.  I've got a special tag on my file and everything.  Makes me sound like a lady with a discount card at PP.  

Glad we cleared that up. 

I can't have you thinking I drive a full-sized van.  We're still in a sedan.  It's important to me. 

 

 

thisplaceisstupid

grr_aargh:

thisplaceisstupid:

grr_aargh:

Ha.  No. 3 kids.

Don't feel like a jackass.  It happens.  I'm a habitual aborter.  I've got a special tag on my file and everything.  Makes me sound like a lady with a discount card at PP.  

Glad we cleared that up. 

I can't have you thinking I drive a full-sized van.  We're still in a sedan.  It's important to me. 

 

 

HAHAHA. I understand. 

Kitiara5512

thisplaceisstupid:

The dont touch my baby thread made me think of this factoid.

My dd loves nipples and boobies in general. My MIL was pissed that my child knew what boobies were. I was like WTF? Would you rather her not know her body parts? Dumb Slut. I can't help that dd is infatuated with them for now. And nor do I care.

C will pat my boobs like he's playing the bongos. He will also poke my nipples and say "meep-o". He was not BF.

mrebecca

thisplaceisstupid:

mrebecca:

Are you sure you want me to tell you something interesting?

Yes

I just ate a bunch of stale cookies.
I'm intolerant to most everything that goes into a cookie, so tomorrow should be pretty eventful.
It's just that my depression and anxiety are sky high lately...

And I'm scrubbing my living room carpet by hand with a scrub brush and Ajax. 

ATMmom324

mrebecca:

thisplaceisstupid:

mrebecca:

Are you sure you want me to tell you something interesting?

Yes

I just ate a bunch of stale cookies.
I'm intolerant to most everything that goes into a cookie, so tomorrow should be pretty eventful.
It's just that my depression and anxiety are sky high lately...

And I'm scrubbing my living room carpet by hand with a scrub brush and Ajax. 

 

Doesn't Ajax have bleach?  Have you tried this before?  I hope it doesn't leave marks.  I have ruined a few shirts using Ajax on the counters. 

[Deleted User]

grr_aargh:

sofamonkey:

Well, I was going to say because you are a dumb slut.  I won't now though, as you seem upset. 

I'm here, but m/s is keeping me from being awesome.  I never had it before.  It feels like death is knocking on my door.  I really don't want to answer. 

I've been pg 7 times.  My m/s got worse each time.  It sucks BALLS.    Sorry.  

It does suck BALLS!  I didn't ever have m/s before, and I've been pregnant about twice as many times as you.  Blah!  I do NOT see how people function this way. 

MoonlitPlumeria

Kitiara5512:

thisplaceisstupid:

The dont touch my baby thread made me think of this factoid.

My dd loves nipples and boobies in general. My MIL was pissed that my child knew what boobies were. I was like WTF? Would you rather her not know her body parts? Dumb Slut. I can't help that dd is infatuated with them for now. And nor do I care.

C will pat my boobs like he's playing the bongos. He will also poke my nipples and say "meep-o". He was not BF.

Yeah Z does this, but what really makes my family giggle is that Z used my boobs as a shelf. She likes to set stuff on them like my phone when she is playing with it. My sister actually took a picture of this while visiting and sent it around to the whole family. Biitch... 

grr_aargh

sofamonkey:

grr_aargh:

sofamonkey:

Well, I was going to say because you are a dumb slut.  I won't now though, as you seem upset. 

I'm here, but m/s is keeping me from being awesome.  I never had it before.  It feels like death is knocking on my door.  I really don't want to answer. 

I've been pg 7 times.  My m/s got worse each time.  It sucks BALLS.    Sorry.  

It does suck BALLS!  I didn't ever have m/s before, and I've been pregnant about twice as many times as you.  Blah!  I do NOT see how people function this way. 

M/S is effin' lame, dude.

Effin' lame.  

gisa886

thisplaceisstupid:

The dont touch my baby thread made me think of this factoid.

My dd loves nipples and boobies in general. My MIL was pissed that my child knew what boobies were. I was like WTF? Would you rather her not know her body parts? Dumb Slut. I can't help that dd is infatuated with them for now. And nor do I care.

My daughter chases after me yelling "booboo" every time I pump. We are cool like that.  

CinemaGoddess

Just sit right back
And you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started from this tropic port,
Aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' man,
The Skipper brave and sure,
Five passengers set sail that day,
For a three hour tour,
A three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The Minnow would be lost.
The Minnow would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore
Of this uncharted desert isle
With Gilligan,
The Skipper too.
The millionaire
And his wife,
The movie star,
The professor and Mary Ann,
Here on Gilligan's Isle.

(Ending verse)

So this is the tale of our castaways,
They're here for a long long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.

The first mate and his Skipper too
Will do their very best,
To make the others comf'terble
In their tropic island nest.

No phone, no lights, no motor car,
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's primitive as can be.

So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
From seven stranded castaways
Here on Gilligan's Isle!

Sweeti7307

Pfft:

Did you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds?

Did you know bees and dogs smell fear?

Sweeti7307

zuzupj4:

Who are you again?

Like. Wait, whuh? This isn't Facebook?!

CinemaGoddess

How is Trinity almost two? 

Sweeti7307

CinemaGoddess:

How is Trinity almost two? 

I know! I can't believe it. Hold me.

mrebecca

MollusksWrangler:

ATMmom324:

mrebecca:

thisplaceisstupid:

mrebecca:

Are you sure you want me to tell you something interesting?

Yes

I just ate a bunch of stale cookies.
I'm intolerant to most everything that goes into a cookie, so tomorrow should be pretty eventful.
It's just that my depression and anxiety are sky high lately...

And I'm scrubbing my living room carpet by hand with a scrub brush and Ajax. 

 

Doesn't Ajax have bleach?  Have you tried this before?  I hope it doesn't leave marks.  I have ruined a few shirts using Ajax on the counters. 

I am pretty sure it does.

Does it? Great!
If you saw the color of my carpet, you'd want to bleach it too
It's a horrible, life-sucking pink/salmon color.
I should clean it with Ajax more often. 

IrishEyes0530

Sweeti7307:

Pfft:

Did you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds?

Did you know bees and dogs smell fear?

You have pictures of my boyfriend in your siggy.