Why do I barely recognize anyone posting right now?

thisplaceisstupid

I'm bored and lonely. Hold me. Or at least tell me something interesting.

Kitiara5512

I'm wearing red lacy boyshorts.

Ok, I guess thats not really interesting. I think a lot of lurkers are coming out of the woodwork because they don't want anyone thinking they are the next CM if they pop up with something in the future and appear to be familiar with the reg posters? Thats just a stab in the dark.

I too am really really frigging bored, since I am stuck working for long periods of time today.

thisplaceisstupid

American pioneers treated earaches by pouring warm urine in their ears and then plugging them with cloth

wonkatalia

I was wondering this earlier.  What happened here?  Did everyone get freaked out and retreat to FB?  ::cries:: I can't fb at work!

nanabanana06

I've been around forever and a day  (I don't even know if people notice me or not). However, DH dared me to get to gold by his birthday. So I have to do 100+ posts a day. Plus you guys are fun.

Kitiara5512

thisplaceisstupid:

American pioneers treated earaches by pouring warm urine in their ears and then plugging them with cloth

If you are infected with athletes foot or jock itch, urine is supposed to help cure that.

LadyXaverian

wonkatalia:

I was wondering this earlier.  What happened here?  Did everyone get freaked out and retreat to FB?  ::cries:: I can't fb at work!

Pretty much. Though it's pretty quiet over there, too.

MoonlitPlumeria

LoisLane23:

I will never view the word testimony the same way again.

Agreed. Let me never have jury duty! I can't be sure I wouldn't giggle everytime I heard the word.

[Deleted User]

Well, I was going to say because you are a dumb slut.  I won't now though, as you seem upset. 

I'm here, but m/s is keeping me from being awesome.  I never had it before.  It feels like death is knocking on my door.  I really don't want to answer. 

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MoonlitPlumeria

gsteph88:

Did you know the Amazon river has pink dolphins? I didn't until yesterday.

 

I did. But I learned it from Diego! 

mrebecca

Are you sure you want me to tell you something interesting?

FordFalcor

My continuing boredom has finally led me to posting from my phone, even though it takes forrr-ev-errr (said like the kid from The Sandlot).

thisplaceisstupid

gsteph88:

Did you know the Amazon river has pink dolphins? I didn't until yesterday.

 

I did! I love the discovery channel. 

 

Here is something I heard from a nurse friend recently. They have a place in the NICU called the cabbage patch and that is where all the brain dead, coma, etc babies stay in the nursery. I don't like it for some reason.

thisplaceisstupid

mrebecca:

Are you sure you want me to tell you something interesting?

Yes

MoonlitPlumeria

thisplaceisstupid:

gsteph88:

Did you know the Amazon river has pink dolphins? I didn't until yesterday.

 

I did! I love the discovery channel. 

 

Here is something I heard from a nurse friend recently. They have a place in the NICU called the cabbage patch and that is where all the brain dead, coma, etc babies stay in the nursery. I don't like it for some reason.

I don't like that either.

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Libby1978

thisplaceisstupid:

gsteph88:

Did you know the Amazon river has pink dolphins? I didn't until yesterday.

 

I did! I love the discovery channel. 

 

Here is something I heard from a nurse friend recently. They have a place in the NICU called the cabbage patch and that is where all the brain dead, coma, etc babies stay in the nursery. I don't like it for some reason.

I don't like that either!

wonkatalia

thisplaceisstupid:

Here is something I heard from a nurse friend recently. They have a place in the NICU called the cabbage patch and that is where all the brain dead, coma, etc babies stay in the nursery. I don't like it for some reason.

I wish I hadn't read that. 

thisplaceisstupid

A recent study found that women tended to date men who smelled like their fathers.

scoutkate

gsteph88:

Did you know the Amazon river has pink dolphins? I didn't until yesterday.

 

River Dolphin!

Say it with me!

River Dolphin!

SAY IT LOUDER!

RIVER DOLPHIN!

EVERYBODY SCREAM!!!!

Fuckings Diego.

EVA116

when I was younger I did not think you could gain weight from ice cream...don't know why I thought that.

I also thought that if you smelled a bad smell with your mouth open then your breath would smell like that.

thisplaceisstupid

The only mammals to undergo menopause are elephants, humpback whales, and human females

ginamcp

wonkatalia:

thisplaceisstupid:

Here is something I heard from a nurse friend recently. They have a place in the NICU called the cabbage patch and that is where all the brain dead, coma, etc babies stay in the nursery. I don't like it for some reason.

I wish I hadn't read that. 

Me either. 

EVA116

Cats will always remember their first owner.

thisplaceisstupid

gsteph88:

thisplaceisstupid:

A recent study found that women tended to date men who smelled like their fathers.

Serious? I'm glad DH doesn't smell like my dad, my dad has never smelt good. 

Lol. It is odd. But I found it on some random fact website. 

Wufroggy79

::pulls up a chair:: I'm learning a lot in this thread.  For reals.

FordFalcor

thisplaceisstupid:

The only mammals to undergo menopause are elephants, humpback whales, and human females

Speaking of whales, did you know that a dork is the name for a whale's penis?

kllrbnny

gsteph88:

Did you know the Amazon river has pink dolphins? I didn't until yesterday.

 

I knew this. I learned it from Dora. I hate that little bitchh.

nanabanana06

thisplaceisstupid:

A recent study found that women tended to date men who smelled like their fathers.

DH does not smell like my Dads weirdo cologne. I think I would vom.

EVA116

Utah's state snack food is Jell-O

wonkatalia

Pfft:

Did you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds?

nanabanana06

Pfft:

Did you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds?

Nope, did not. Then again every time I weighed my head it said it weighed 0 lbs. I think I was doing it wrong.

robinsokj

My sweat was reeking of onions this morning.  I was THAT person at the gym

 

kehgirl

thisplaceisstupid:

gsteph88:

Did you know the Amazon river has pink dolphins? I didn't until yesterday.

 

I did! I love the discovery channel. 

 

Here is something I heard from a nurse friend recently. They have a place in the NICU called the cabbage patch and that is where all the brain dead, coma, etc babies stay in the nursery. I don't like it for some reason.

Karev said that in Grey's Anatomy a few years ago.

EVA116

Do you know what's under a ponytail?

 

 

 

A pony's butt.

That one comes from my grandpa. He use to lift up my ponytail and say that all the time when I was little

SuperThat1006

SookieFrackhouse68:

I'm here. This kid is making my belly and ribs ache so freaking badly because he's growing like crazy.

It huuuuurts.

Was your first pregnancy low or high?

SuperThat1006

wonkatalia:

Pfft:

Did you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds?

 

wonkatalia

All these new screen names are freaking me out.  I keep thinking someone stole Jade's adorable daughter's picture.  lol

Who are you people!

::side eyes whole board::

ETA: b/c I spelled stole stold.  lol. 

thisplaceisstupid

BostonKisses2:

What about it don't you like?  Genuinely curious - no snark.

I'm not a fan of what they call it.  At all.  But I'm also very touchy still with anything involving the NICU, so that's having an added influence. 

Cabbage patch makes me think of happy fat babies. Those babies in the NICU will more than likely never see the light of day.  I don't know what would be a good name. I don't think they need a cutesie nickname though.

MoonlitPlumeria

wonkatalia:

All these new screen names are freaking me out.  I keep thinking someone stole Jade's adorable daughter's picture.  lol

Who are you people!

::side eyes whole board::

ETA: b/c I spelled stole stold.  lol. 

lol and thank you! Yeah that whole drama weirded me out enough to change my name.